Rise up! Come one, come all to our perfect utopias. In this episode, we design our dream republic- constitution, governing body, and all that comes with it.By cousintimepod

A brand new bombshell has entered the villa. Will (Jessica's twin and a self-identified twink) is in Chicago for the weekend. Tune in for details about their nefarious upbringing, duplicitous high school years, and taking the Windy City by storm. You heard it here first- straight from the gay horse's mouth.…

Book club part two, baby! This month we've gone memoir - "Everything I Know About Love" by Dolly Alderton. This book chronicles Dolly's twenties from love to loss to liquor. As certified experts of being in your twenties- here's our thoughts. ... Like last book club, this episode is a gab sesh on the book in all its glory, meaning it's best enjoyed…

We've done it! Listen to find out what we've done. PLUS: -"Please Please Please" -fostering cats -going shoppingBy cousintimepod

What time is it? Summertime!!! This summer is for dreaming, and dream we will! Here's our hopes, wishes, and dreams for this summer.By cousintimepod

Oops, our initial episode was just 10 seconds of us singing! Anyways, here's an extra hour and thirteen minutes of us talking. Welcome to book club! Our monthly series kicks off with an all-time favorite novel of both Jessica and Camryn- A Little Life by Hanya Yanigihara. Pour yourself a cup of tea and settle in for a discussion of this book we don…

Gather round pups, these wolves just had the best weekend of their lives and are here to share. Water slides, mini golf, and free mimosas- it was a howling good time!By cousintimepod

It's 2010. August. You put on a brave face and enter the tween dressing room. The lights are alarming florescent. 360 degree view of your adolescent body (thank you funhouse). The jeans won't zip. Your mom has $20 Kohl's Cash burning a hole in her pocket. Natasha Bedingfield will not shut up. Anyways...any other survivors out there?…

Welcome to moms weekend!! Two very special guests join us on this week's episode of the pod- our moms!By cousintimepod

We might sound really serious and mature in this episode- it's because our prefrontal cortexes are nearly fully developed. Hellllooooo 25!!By cousintimepod

As two young & beautiful girls who are the epitome of perfection, we feel beyond qualified to dive deep into this topic. Lots of things in this world are perfect- including this episode.By cousintimepod

Face it- in your dream world, we're co-presidents. And as Madame Presidents, we'd like to present to you...our cabinet.By cousintimepod

BREAKING NEWS: I was a bad girl, I did some bad things. If you're also on the edge of your seat waiting for Miss Siwa's new single, you are not alone. Join us for a chat about that and much more, today on News at 9.By cousintimepod

Gooooood morning, McKinley High! Warm up your voices, because today's episode is all about Glee! Jess (a Glee superfan) poses Camryn (a Glee novice) with Glee: True or False. Tune in and play along to see if you can detect just how absurd and out of pocket the 2009 cult classic is.By cousintimepod

Put me in, coach! This episode is all about the magical world of recreational sports. From MVP to MIP (most improved player) and dodgeball to tag, join us and our very special guest Diana for an episode that's a grand slam, a home run, and all that jazz.By cousintimepod

The people have spoken- it's out with the old and in with the new. It's time we take control of our futures. Coming to you hot off the press, we present the Camuarian calendar. To those that celebrate (and please, do!), happy Camuary 1st!By cousintimepod

Sumo Oranges. Air Purifiers. Dolly Parton. You. <3.By cousintimepod

It's the Game of the Year. A collection of the finest players the world has to offer- some even resurrected from the dead. Jessica and Camryn have drafted their own Superbowl teams, casting celebrities, historical figures, and politicians into the positions they best fit. Who will win- Jessica's Bubblegum Sunday or Camryn's Bananas?…

Fans, haters, and questioners of Punxsutawney Phil- unite! Join us for a lecture and Q&A about all things Groundhog Day. How did this tradition start? How has Phil stayed alive this long? How does he spend his days off? Learn all of this and more in this week's episode of Cousin Time.By cousintimepod

The boys are back, the boys are back!! Jess and Camryn continue to trail blaze. David and Jacob continue to be our vulnerable little bundles of joy. We all learn the dos and don'ts of using the urinals. Cheers!By cousintimepod

Groundbreaking news! The self-choreographed dance worked, and our parents said we can have a sleepover with our cousins. It's time we get to the bottom of one of life's biggest questions- what goes on in the brain of a man? Jess and Camryn courageously venture into uncharted territory, and guest cousins David and Jacob courageously share about thei…

It's dark out there, babygirl, we know. We understand, and we want to help. This is the Cousin Time Survival Guide to Winter. Good luck soldier.By cousintimepod

We heard the kids were hungry, and these mamas came to feed. A treat for your ears (and heart, mind, body, soul, etc.). It's not just singing though, think it's only two songs, so rest easy if you hate our angelic voices. Lots of love!!!By cousintimepod

New year, new us! This year, we've got BIG goals- go to the doctor, purchase a firesafe box, open a high yield savings account- and BIG hunches- a chess frenzy, a Bieber divorce, and Gypsy Rose's fall from grace. Bingo!By cousintimepod

I don't want a lot for Christmas, this is all I'm asking for: -brand deals -peace and quiet -bay windowsBy cousintimepod

School's in session and today we're learning about the Boston Tea Party. This season, we're taking some major (and minor!) historical events and retelling them- bejeweled, bedazzled, and cousin-ified. Pour yourself a cuppa and sit down to learn. TL;DR- Taxes were up, representation was nil, and satisfaction was at an all-time low.…

All aboard! Join us as we share some potentially controversial opinions on the Christmas classics. From Buddy the Elf, to Matthew Morrison's Grinch to Wallace and Gromit (?), we've got lots of friends, foes, and randos. Find out who we think is naughty and nice.By cousintimepod

You toss your wavy brown hair up into a messy top knot and throw a Union Jack crop top on. "Come on, Y/N! Someone's here for you!" your mom cries from downstairs. You run to the door, look up, and find two emerald orbs. "'Ello luv, I'm Harry Styles". If you understood this, we're so sorry. You'll probably like this episode though.…

It's that time of year- and we're SO thankful. With grateful hearts and a humble spirit, we rejoice in ushering in a cornucopia of blessings. May your Thanksgiving harvest be bountiful in peace, joy, and delusion.By cousintimepod

Halloween is still relevant on November 6, right? These ghouls sure think so. Join us as we share our spookiest encounters with ghosts- at summer camp, in dorms, and all the local haunts of the paranormal.By cousintimepod

Imagine a haunted house but it's just car troubles, men catcalling you, and not a single available bathroom. Pretty spooky, if you ask us. Listen if you dare.By cousintimepod

Bags packed? Sea bands on? Let's hit the road for the Great American Roadtrip. It's 6am and we've got 300 miles, a Cracker Barrel pitstop, and the drama of a whole family squished into a mini van to go. Hope you packed your headphones!By cousintimepod

You're dripping sweat, your dad is making small talk, and the collegiate soccer team is unpacking your mom's mini van. Wow!! What a day!! In the final installment of the Back to School series, Jessica and Camryn discuss their college move-in day and all the boxes, roommates, and honor codes that come with it.…

It's your freshman year and you're gonna be here for the next four years. Might as well pledge your allegiance to a subculture! Band, theater, JROTC- choose wisely, this identify will dictate your high school experience.By cousintimepod

Color-coded notebooks? Check. Brand new Sketchers? Check. 24 Ticonderogas? Check. A class schedule in accordance with your crush? Pending. Class is in session and this episode is required reading.By cousintimepod

It's been a busy few weeks at CTHQ with new jobs, bachelorette trips, and health insurance galore. Settle in to hear about recent films, dining experiences, and interactions with street poets that have changed our lives. WARNING: Headphone users, we are so sorry about the first 30 seconds. Skip now or forever hold your peace.…

Looking for love!! Swipe right to hear us craft the best (or, worst) dating profiles for one another. We like long walks on the beach, drip coffee, and fresh flowers.By cousintimepod

Psst...do you wanna come to my slumber party this Friday? My mom's gonna order pizza and I wanna try out my new camcorder. Also, the new season of Teen Wolf just dropped and I hear Dylan O'Brien is looking soooo smexy!! If we're not too tired, we can maybe even listen to Call Me Maybe 42 times. Don't forget to wear your Uggs- everyone's wearing the…

We're going camping! From hammocks to heat rash, and Life360 to lost limbs, this episode captures all the highs and lows of exploring the great outdoors.By cousintimepod

P- pretty! I- intelligent! N- never sad! K- kousin time! Yeah, we saw Barbie. And, yeah, it changed us. This episode is a ode to girlhood and the magic and madness of it all.By cousintimepod

We're baaaaaaaaaaack!! And we have a LOT to talk about. Summer so far has consisted of travel abroad, plumbing issues galore, and a whole lot of World Cup watching. We missed you...did you miss us? :PBy cousintimepod

What do Taco Mama, Target, and Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge all have in common? They set the scene for some pivotal moments in the friendship of Jess and Camryn. Join us as we share about the quintessential events that let to codependency and co-hosting. 6 years of friendship in 45 minutes- let's go.…

Members of the cabinet. Leaders of our military. Chief Justice, associate justices, and retired justices of the Supreme Court. And to you, my fellow Americans. IN: soft pretzels, bartering, imagination OUT: QR codes, pants, FaceTimeBy cousintimepod

Summer...summer...summer! What time is it? SUMMERTIME! Congrats, wildcat, another school year is under your belt, and it's time to take a dip in the pool, a trip to the spa, you get the point. In this episode, Jessica and Camryn reminisce on all things last day of school.By cousintimepod

It's 2007. You hop off the school bus, scurry home, and sit yourself in the computer room. Time to clock in- your Webkinz need you. If you've fallen victim to child labor (whether in the Webkinz Employment Office, Farmville, or Papa's Pizzeria), this episode is for you.By cousintimepod

Welcome to the Newlywed Game! Except in this case, no one's getting married and that would actually be quite illegal!! Jess and Camryn are giving the age old questions (What's your favorite drink? What would you do if you won the lottery? What's your least favorite state in the union?) a go to figure who knows their cousin better.…

Where were you when Taylor and Harry kissed on New Year's Eve? When Zac and Vanessa were caught in an adult store? When Justin rented out Staples Center for Selena? Love, lust, and trauma- this episode is stroll through the celebrity couple hall of fame.By cousintimepod

She was a camp counselor, she did the Disney College Program. Can I make it any more obvious? Welcome to the first installment of our Cult Series. In this inaugural episode, Jess and Camryn discuss their own experiences in cult-esque environments and debate what makes a cult.By cousintimepod

One of us floored it her first time behind the wheel and one of us took six months to get behind the wheel. But, guess what, they both ended up with tickets. Whether you're team holding on for dear life, or team fearing for dear life, learning to drive is always a wild experience.By cousintimepod

Get that feather in your hair and punch out the lenses of your 3D glasses. It's time to revisit the trends, fads, and obsessions of our childhoods. Silly band collectors and lime green survivors, unite!By cousintimepod