Best Cucumber Melons Cherry Podcasts (2024)

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Surprise! Season Finale 2! 1:09:07

2y ago1:09:07

1:09:07

It’s here! It’s finally here! The finale of season 2! Cucumber, Melons, and Cherry are thrilled to share this week’s episode with you! All you loyal lawyers out there are in for a treat with three full videos. Described, of course, by your three favorite funny people, and all their opinions that go with it. This season has been a blast, and the tea…

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Shower Time 39:28

2y ago39:28

39:28

It’s time to wake up and go to work. Of course, the first thing you do is get naked and jump in the shower with you—and four other people. That’s right! This week the team is talking about showers, especially the HOT ones! With two steamy videos that get everyone wet, Cucumber, Cherry, and Melons splash around and bring everyone good, clean, fun! I…

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Acrobatics 42:22

2y ago42:22

42:22

Life can feel like you’re jumping through hoops and walking a tightrope something, especially when you’re trying to get off. We’ve all been there where we must essentially do the splits just to balance our regular life with our sex lives. This week Cherry, Cucumber, and Melons juggle the topic of acrobatic porn and the different positions that come…

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Armpits 52:49

2y ago52:49

52:49

Breath deep and take it all in. That’s right whenever I’m walking down the street and I get a whiff of B.O. I immediately get transported back to my glory days in middle school! This week the team is forgoing deodorant and letting the smell infuse itself into the walls of the podcasting lab. In two videos Melons, Cucumber, and Cherry discuss the pi…

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Rainy Day: History of Porn 36:52

2y ago36:52

36:52

Cucumber and Melons are at it again! This time they're talking about the history of pornography! From 26,000 years ago to modern times, the duo brings alive the article by Joe Duncan. Why read when you can listen, right! Come, listeners, dust off your history books, and get really to learn. Class is in session, and the porn is rolling. Follow the t…

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Knocked Up 45:08

2y ago45:08

45:08

It’s coming, it’s coming! The episode you’ve been expecting, That’s right, pregnancy porn! The team is in the room and –holding out their hands— to— catch it—is that how it works? However it works, Cucumber, Cherry, and Melons are bringing you two firm, full videos that shower the viewer with belly poppin’ sex. Listen to why the team thinks individ…

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Gagged 47:31

2y ago47:31

47:31

Have you ever been locked up in an old western stock while someone gags you with a dildo? Oh, who am I kidding? Of course, you have! The team is excited to be ---- aaargh ----Sorry just gagged there. The team is back and ready to use their mouths, literally! With two gagging videos Cucumber, Cherry, and Melons will leave you salivating and unable t…

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Sports Bro! 53:39

2+ y ago53:39

53:39

The team is talkin’ Ted Lasso! Also other sports—I guess—are there really any others worth mentioning? Cucumber, Melons, and Cherry are back after someone—Cucumber—contracted COVID. Don’t worry the team is ready to hit the court and bounce back! With three HOT videos this week, the three players are bringing the theme ‘sports’ to the arena. Their t…

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Feet 2 39:09

2+ y ago39:09

39:09

Step by step, day by day, the team worked hard to bring feet back! Being the number one fetish in the country, Cucumber, Melons, and Cherry thought it was worth a second glance. With two feet inspired videos, they discuss their earlier episode and how far they’ve walked to bring you this second one! Get your nail polish ready, and those little toe …

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Cum Eating 46:47

2+ y ago46:47

46:47

Grab a glass, or turn upside down, or get your hand ready, maybe just open wide and wait! However, you collect it, it’s time to eat! Or guzzle, or sip, however you partake in the time-honored experience of eating cum, here is the occasion! The team swims through the ocean of cum eating videos to bring you two sticky, slimy, masterpieces. Cucumber, …

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Rainy Day: Friendships 44:15

2+ y ago44:15

44:15

They’re back! The Rainy Day episodes! Cucumber and Melons talk about friendships and the need for platonic relationships. The two faceless humans discuss why sex shouldn’t be put above all else and how friendships can help immensely throughout life. Using their own friendship as a guide the two dissect the need for people away from your significant…

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Doctor, Doctor 44:21

2+ y ago44:21

44:21

Who’s had a pap smear, a colonoscopy, or if you’re lucky, a sexy doctor that wanted to fuck you? This week Cherry, Cucumber, and Melons sit down to discuss sexy doctors that really care about your sexual health. With two videos, the team puts on their gowns and looks inside the cavities of why people what their doctor to fuck them. Everyone needs a…

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Public Sex 37:11

2+ y ago37:11

37:11

Have you never been just strolling through the park and accidentally come upon someone rubbing one out? Instead of calling the police you catch yourself just watching. Of course! Who hasn’t, right? This week Cherry, Cucumber, and Melons bring public sex to the table. With two videos, the team discusses this broad topic through the lenses of voyeuri…

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Tattoos 42:30

2+ y ago42:30

42:30

You can feel the needle on your skill. The flush of ink wiped away. The feeling of cigarettes and Vaseline, and of course, the budding sexing tension between you and the artist. The team is talking about tattoos! Do you remember where you were the first time? Who was it with, and how did it feel? With two videos, Cucumber, Melons, and Cherry discus…

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Farts 52:22

2+ y ago52:22

52:22

Do you smell that? The sweet release of built-up pressure. The cave of human nature, and the explosion of tear-jerking fumes. This week the team is gorging themselves on beans and cabbage to ensure that the pod room is permeated and sour with their sensational farts. Yes! this week Cucumber, Melons, and Cherry are discussing fart porn and the wonde…

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Hardcore Bondage 58:54

2+ y ago58:54

58:54

This week the team is tying knots and breaking out the leather suits. Hardcore bondage! What more could someone ask for on a cozy afternoon? With three videos, Cucumber, Melons, and Cherry discuss the psychology of bondage porn and the way it connects us all. We’re not saying that world peace is possible if everyone decided to give bondage sex a tr…

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A Year In Review 46:07

2+ y ago46:07

46:07

Happy New Year everyone! With only a few days into 2022 the team looks back at 2021 and the stories that shaped the year. Cucumber, Cherry, and Melons discuss their sexy gift exchange in the hopes that this holiday tradition will be a staple in your own life someday. With three videos that reflect what was going on last year, the team is ready to s…

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Santa Porn: Make the Yuletide Gay 43:46

2+ y ago43:46

43:46

HO, HO, HO! Merry sexy holidays everyone! This week the team is giving someone’s lap a little extra attention. With three jolly videos, Cherry, Cucumber, and Melons discuss Santa porn and the toppings that go along with this dazzling holiday. Have you been good this year? Or have you been downright naughty? Dare we say nasty…? Consider this episode…

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Nipple Play 41:08

2+ y ago41:08

41:08

Take off your shirt and get your nipples ready! The team is squeezing and pinching this topic out of their own milk ducts. With three piercing videos, Cucumber, Melons, and Cherry bring only the best for their listeners. You’re going to have to use some Band-Aids and ice after listening to this week’s episode. Follow the team on Twitter @of_rated a…

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Sex Ed 59:10

2+ y ago59:10

59:10

Dust off your textbooks, grab your pen and get ready to take some notes. The team is dragging you back to school with sex education! Cucumber, Cherry, and Melons discuss the educational system when it comes to the down-and-dirty and how the curtain curriculum might just be failing us all. With a grand total of zero education degrees, these three ya…

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Food Porn: A Thanksgiving Feast 51:20

2+ y ago51:20

51:20

Grab your fork and knife, sit down, and get ready to eat! This week Cucumber, Melons, and Cherry discuss food porn and the feast that is sex. Going back to three videos the team is full of remarks and hungry for more. With some intense videos that put the team into a food coma get ready for some high ratings, and of course, for your life to change.…

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Rimming 49:09

2+ y ago49:09

49:09

Did you exercise your tongue? The team has and is ready to plummet face-first into some booty hole. Cucumber, Melons, and Cherry are coming up breathless as they discuss rimming, the most essential food group. Eating ass! We’ve all been there, and all of our lives have been changed because of it! Follow the team on Twitter @of_rated and Instagram @…

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The Divide 40:27

2+ y ago40:27

40:27

The team is getting political! This week Cucumber, Cherry, and Melons discuss the raunchy escapades of the political parties and the politicians that run them. Whether you’re red or blue everyone comes together over one common thing, sex! And isn’t that what this podcast is about, bringing people together one porn clip at a time? Whatever your fant…

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For Legal Purposes: "The Wizard Show" 43:50

2+ y ago43:50

43:50

You can start to hear the song as the train comes around the bend and a large castle is seen in the distance. Get on your robes everyone and dawn your wands, the team explores the most popular fan fiction out there, based on…you guessed it, Harry Potter! Follow the team on Twitter @of_rated and Instagram @depths_of_the_rated_x Email us at Cucumberd…

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A Season Two Halloween 59:35

2+ y ago59:35

59:35

They're back! Season two of Depths of the Rated X starts off with a fright! In more ways than one. First, the team explores clips from this spooky holiday season, with their first-ever Halloween episode! Second, they were all blackout drunk when this was recorded, and naked! Talk about scary. Follow the team on Twitter @of_rated and Instagram @dept…

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Surprise! Season Finale 41:33

3y ago41:33

41:33

We made it listeners! The season 1 finale is here! And, we know what you’re thinking…“NO, it can’t be! What will I do without this wonderful podcast for a few months??!” Well…We have no idea… take up knitting…? It’s almost like you forgot that we are very busy individuals with whole other lives to lead. And, we’re not just saying that to take a bre…

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Scat 52:52

3y ago52:52

52:52

There’s something in the air—is it the warm smell of an apple pie cooling, or the faint tint of lavender, NO! it’s the smell of sewage, and your uncle Tom’s farts! In this delicious episode, the team covers three videos discussing the mouthwatering aroma of Scat porn. From threesomes devouring your own feces to the most famous porn clip of all, 2 G…

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Mormon Boys 41:41

3y ago41:41

41:41

The religion that saves us all! Just kidding! This week the team looks at two videos that reference the Mormon religion and the irresistible underwear that comes with it. From converting the innocent to the all-encompassing gay test! The Mormons have it all. Follow the team on Twitter @of_rated and Instagram @depths_of_the_rated_x Email us at Cucum…

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Orgies 57:20

3y ago57:20

57:20

Orgies! Who doesn’t want a few extra partners to play around with?! This week your favorite trio, Cherry, Cucumber, and Melons, shuffle into the psychology and amusement that is orgies! Discussing three videos surrounding numerous partner penetration; the team wants you to grab your friends, your neighbors, and your childhood tutors, and get ready …

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Double Penetration 38:41

3y ago38:41

38:41

The team is seeing double! It could be that none of them can afford vision insurance, or it’s the fact that they are plowing into the world of double penetration. Cucumber, Melons, and Cherry discuss two videos that plunge into the deep, deep cave of triples and their insatiable desire to double the pleasure! Come on, grab two of your best mates, (…

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What The Hell Is Futanari? 45:50

3y ago45:50

45:50

What the hell is Futanari? The team breaks out the anime, the hentai, even the dictionary in order to figure out what Futanari is all about. Listen to your favorite naughty vegan, your official Mormon spokesperson, and your stationary bike rider analyze their three top picks for the topic. Follow the team on Twitter @of_rated and Instagram @depths_…

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Rainy Day: Read Me The Cards 43:53

3y ago43:53

43:53

It’s back! The highly anticipated Rainy day episode! Cucumber and Melons read from the Topix: Great Conversation Starters, the packet that brings you the insights and thoughts of these two crazy friends. From their deepest fears to their thoughts on plastic surgery, the two walk through it all. Cuddle up with your bestie and start chatting! Follow …

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Demonic Possession 47:43

3y ago47:43

47:43

Have you ever been minding your own business, saying your nightly prayers, when all of a sudden you get possessed by a demon? The team has as well! Goodness, everyone has so much in common nowadays. Cherry, Cucumber, and Melons are wrestling with two videos this week on demon possession and the way those demons make everyone horny. Come along for t…

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Golden Shower 42:04

3y ago42:04

42:04

Good morning! Are you ready to wake up, stretch, get the coffee brewing, and then jump in the nice, warm, shower? The team is too! Cucumber, Cherry, and Melons are lathered up and ready as they discuss two crucial videos on golden showers. From Red Rocks Las Vegas to the steamy sands of kink-topia the team is making a thick-yellow splash! Follow th…

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Adult Babies 43:08

3y ago43:08

43:08

Cover your ears! The crying, the wailing, it won’t stop! Melons, Cucumber, and Cherry are freshly changed in their new diapers and have bottles in hand. The team discusses adult babies and the unique fetish that comes with them. This week the team is ready for anything, especially what’s oozing out of the sides of each of these adult baby diapers. …

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A Little Bit of Fan Fiction 44:22

3y ago44:22

44:22

Cherry and Cucumber gift their audience with the stunning masterpiece that is Fan Fiction. Bring only the very best, the team tantalizes the ears with Godzilla Vs. Kong: Triumph of a God by Kailov Roje. Cherry’s lustrous voice brings this work of art to life, while Cucumber scrabbles to watch the movie in the background. Follow the team on Twitter …

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I Was Probed Man, Probed! 51:09

3y ago51:09

51:09

Cherry and Cucumber welcome their very special guest this week, Cookie! The team is ready to beam up and fly throughout the galaxy. Discussing two Sci-Fi induced clips that embrace the very best of alien porn. Cookie brings her all, along with two glasses of wine, to the metaphorical Captain’s chair. Cucumber and Cherry quietly get abducted and pro…

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I'm In Love With My Bike 52:34

3+ y ago52:34

52:34

The team strikes again with two glorious videos that depict object love! Objectum Sexuality: the ability to connect with objects on an intimate level. Cucumber, Melons, and Cherry take a look at the famous documentary, I Married the Eiffel Tower, and some clips from the legendary show, My Strange Addiction. They bring you the drama, the highs, the …

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Fisting 49:15

3+ y ago49:15

49:15

The team goes deep, very deep, this week. Cucumber, Cherry, and Melons are not holding back their punches as they look at three videos about fisting porn. The fetish that leaves individuals gaping. With a certain German flair, to the extreme version this fetish can take; Cucumber, Melons, and Cherry give it their all. Follow Depths of the Rated X o…

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Rainy Day: Religion 39:57

3+ y ago39:57

39:57

Melons and Cucumber are back at it again with their Rainy Day episodes. Taking on more taboo topics like religion. Melons tackles the depths of her own beliefs and reconciles what she does on the podcast with her own spiritual practices. Cucumber politely watches Star Wars in the background. Follow us on Twitter @of_rated and Instagram @depths_of_t…

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Furries 50:15

3+ y ago50:15

50:15

Friendship, community, and identity three things that should be associated with the furry fandom. This week Cucumber, Melons, and Cherry discuss the reasons why being a furry is not a fetish, and why society seems so barking mad to identify them as such. The team analyzes the porn that is influenced by the furry fandom and the study/podcast that op…

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Uncut 39:19

3+ y ago39:19

39:19

This week the team explores the realms of circumcision and the lack thereof. Melons, Cucumber, and Cherry slice and dice through this controversial topic leaving certain someone's wanting a little bit more. Follow us on Twitter @of_Rated and Instagram @depths_of_the_rated_x Here are some links that were discussed during this episode. https://www.po…

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Tickled 42:50

3+ y ago42:50

42:50

Melons, Cucumber, and Cherry are tied up and ready to laugh. Discussing the depths of tickling fetishes, knismolagnia is one way to ensure laughter really is the best medicine. This week the team shares their take on this endorphin-inducing kink. Follow the links below for information that was shared on this week's episode. https://www.xvideos.com/…

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Rainy Day 30:25

3+ y ago30:25

30:25

Melons and Cucumber discuss the origin of the podcast and their relationship with each other. Vulnerability and relatability are key components in this week's episode.By Cucumber, Melons, Cherry

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Feet! 37:03

3+ y ago37:03

37:03

Cherry, Cucumber, and Melons take a look at the number one fetish in the country, Feet! Why are feet considered attractive? How does a foot fetish come about? The team analyzes two videos and the websites dedicated solely to feet! Follow the links below for references discussed this week. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/in-excess/201405/in-…

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OnlyFans 28:03

3+ y ago28:03

28:03

This week things take a more serious tone as Cherry, Cucumber, and Melons discuss OnlyFans, a subscription platform that allows creators to post explicit content. How will the platform affect the sex work industry going forward? Don't forget to follow us on Twitter: @of_rated Follow the links below to view some of the material discussed this week: …

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Spanking 38:11

3+ y ago38:11

38:11

Cherry, Cucumber, and Melons discuss the in's and out's of spanking. With two gorgeous videos, the team slaps back with their unique take on intimacy that gets a little handsy. Follow the team on Twitter @of_rated and Instagram @depths_of_the_rated_x Email us at Cucumberdotrx@gmail.com Love what we do? Want more? Well then, pitch in to buy some sex…

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Grandma? 42:15

3+ y ago42:15

42:15

This week Cherry, Cucumber, and Melons go deep into the world of mature love. Aging bodies, gray hair, and sore knees can't stop these individuals from getting a little hot and heavy! Find us on Twitter @of_rated. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/talking-apes/201808/the-truth-about-men-and-pornography https://www.apa.org/education/ce/self-sc…

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Sex Toys 34:19

3+ y ago34:19

34:19

Cucumber, Melons, and Cherry discuss everyone's favorite past time, and the toys that help us along the way! https://www.psychologytoday.com/intl/blog/the-truth-about-exercise-addiction/201705/how-sex-toys-impact-relationships?amp https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c75d85b04dcf https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c6a2ad…

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Stepmom/Stepson 31:33

3+ y ago31:33

31:33

Cucumber, Melons, and Cherry discuss two separate clips that feature stepmother and stepson relationships and the psychology behind it all. https://www.fatherly.com/love-money/what-step-mom-porn-says-about-men/ https://www.glamour.com/story/work-wives-podcast-porn-questions-answered

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