When a group of youths are in charge of Leva Bonaparte’s Republic it’s not long before the neon glows and the jealousy shows. Can Maddi continue to run the bitch? Will Mikel make it as a bar-back? How quickly can four shirtless dudes down a bowl of fruit salad? It’s the episode that introduces a spin-off, but promotes another club! Get Jordan’s new…

In which our plucky investigators at last reunite, albeit in a considerable two part structure. The past returns in technicolour and connectivity and communication are rewarded in unexpected fashion. The Thirteen inevitably regather to face their sins and their futures and everything looks likely to come down to just one or two moments, beneath tho…

When Da’Vonne prays for Pao it’s not long before she’s booted from Goat manor. Will grocery store Joe shepherd a victory? Was there an insurance claim on flip-table? Who will Kristen vote for? It’s the episode that awards the GOAT of goats, but not before Jason lies, a bunch. Listen to Who TF Knows with Emily Rose! Support Vanderpump Robs Brought t…

In which Alicia, Erik, Ray and David make good progress in trying to catch up with Mel, whose investigations of the Seance Table have proved more challenging than expected. All routes lead to Mari’s house, but time seems to be slipping away from our investigators - and with it, a certainty of just what to do about the Moonchild… A modern era Call o…

When there’s no more team challenges it’s not long before goat heads will roll! How many chyrons fit into one episode? Which editor didn’t catch the major tally glitch? What’s up with Joe’s head? It’s the episode that has a final three deal with this episode, but a final two deal with Emily and Rob (what?) Listen to Who TF Knows with Emily Rose. Su…

In which our alumni friends and guests at David Barber’s town house make a discovery of witches, pursue academic understanding of monsters (and their kind) and make some observations on sheep breeding that may prove truly enlightening… A modern era Call of Cthulhu Scenario by Paul Fricker, from 'Nameless Horrors', by Scott Dorward, Paul Fricker, an…

When Da’Vonne and Jill strengthen their alliance, it’s not long before someone tries to get popped! Is Daniel Tosh going to lose his mind hosting this show? How closely related is cooking to spelling? Will Reza find true happiness? It’s the episode that walks into hair and makeup before having a goat meltdown. Follow @Vanderpodrecaps! Support Vande…

In which our investigators are firmly split into two still conscious parties, with Ray pursuing bibliophilic tendencies while Mel engages with an old friendship that is proving most difficult to negotiate - bad words are said of a mannekin pis - the nature of fine taste is discussed amidst bijou tables, well appointed living rooms, 'ghosts' and a g…

When the alliances are tested and dance moves are attempted, it’s not long before we see a stage 5 Kristen storm. Will grocery store Joe supply his rotted fruit? Can the women’s alliance stay strong? Did Da’Vonne really think her plan was going to work? It’s the episode that Kristensplains to CJ. Subscribe to Who TF Knows with Emily Rose! Support V…

In which the investigators pursue two lines of enquiry, mapped in the Real, the Remembered and the Retrospective. Unlikely parking spaces are found, prayers are invoked, the ways of puppets are noted, visions continue on both paths and Mari Cubine raises the stakes... A modern era Call of Cthulhu Scenario by Paul Fricker, from 'Nameless Horrors', b…

When Kristen Doute is on a better version of House of Villains, it’s not long before Emily and Rob remember “The Cinnamon Challenge”. Will Grocery store Joe be able to survive life outside The Bachelor Borders? Is Wendell Holland thankful to be away from his personal drama? Can a Netflix star really think they’re GOAT material? It’s the episode tha…

In which cross examination collapses into the business of stair work and visions, some half expected, others quite the opposite, amidst all of which, of course, the centre cannot hold. A modern era Call of Cthulhu Scenario by Paul Fricker, from 'Nameless Horrors', by Scott Dorward, Paul Fricker, and Matthew Sanderson. Episodes released weekly. Visi…

Want to hear more episodes covering The Valley? Join Vanderpump Robs Premium! You can follow Lea on Instagram! When Brittany wants to party and Jax wants to do dishes, it’s not long before the barf hits the driveway. Did Nia “dip out?” Can Brittany have a night to herself? Turns out Jax will eat more than cheese and ketchup on a burger! It’s the ep…

In which our investigators arrive at David’s house. A shared auditory visitation has taken its toll and the ramifications are still impacting on the friends from the UEA Occult Society. But, of course, all is not quite as it seems at the Barber household. An interview occurs outside the front door and a daring raid on a stash is attempted, with mix…

When it’s the eleventh hour it feels like Vanderpump Rules may be coming to a close, but you never know what Bravo has up its sleeve. Do Tom, Jax, and Tom get their own show? Will Lala understand the concept of a logical fallacy? Can we get a whole season in comfy clothes? It’s the episode that brings our story to an end… kind of. Support Vanderpum…

In which two cars wend their way through Norwich. Chemicals take their toll. Potential gets discussed. Fudge gets packed. The Occ Soc gang fall foul of modern communications and the inevitable draw towards David Barber’s house. A modern era Call of Cthulhu Scenario by Paul Fricker, from 'Nameless Horrors', by Scott Dorward, Paul Fricker, and Matthe…

When it’s the eve of Something About Her’s opening day, it’s time for Molly and Rob to get some beer cheese and chat about Vanderpump Rules—all while getting mysterious DM’s from Jax Taylor. Will Lala understand that Andy hosts the reunions? Can Sandoval’s sense of humor ever evolve? Is Brock about to get into astrology readings? It’s the episode t…

In which the alumni companions move in convoy, away from the events of Old Catton. Ripples through time are launched forth from, a lift is offered amidst considerations regarding collective hallucinations and random drug definitions. One of the 13 is called. Pins are dropped. Destinations surely begin to appear. A modern era Call of Cthulhu Scenari…

When season 11 stumbles to the finish line, it’s not long before the viewers realize there’s still one more lap. Are we done talking about lawsuits? Will Schwartz overwater the plants? Will Katie be able to tell us how that call really went down? It’s the episode that prepares you for steaming hot gossip while delivering you lukewarm news. Support …

In which the friends of the Occ Soc carry out alleyway interrogations and house-wide investigations, alongside illusory and theoretical interpretations. A heart beat is heard, a hand meets a heel and some of the gang get a little (or a lot) of what they wanted… A modern era Call of Cthulhu Scenario by Paul Fricker, from 'Nameless Horrors', by Scott…

When Lala’s hubris is on display and all that glitter is not gold, it’s time for Ariana to once again state her boundaries. Will this cast ever outsmart the audience? Does Lisa Vanderpump secretly wish she could have crashed the party? Are we going to get a season 12 of Vanderpump Rules? It’s the episode where the editors really think they did some…

In which our intrepid investigators visit a quiet estate, further away from the metropolitan hub of the County Capital. Mel goes looking for clues in Sarah’s house while Erik, Alicia, Ray (and Ramen) go hunting for seemingly less savoury clues, down back alleys and dead ends… A modern era Call of Cthulhu Scenario by Paul Fricker, from 'Nameless Hor…

When Lala goes Jesus mode and Kyle goes gold, it’s not long before the cast and their friends end up in San Francisco. Will Tom Sandoval respect boundaries? Does Brock understand how personal growth works? Is anyone going to drive this damn boat?! It’s the episode where the cast takes a trip, but not a vacation from themselves. Watch this episode a…

In which the former members of the Occult Society dig deeper into Sarah Moore's story. Erik gets an important message (in actual and ophthalmological terms), Mel and Alicia catch the scent of deception while Ray begins to dig into the memory of the Occ Soc's formation...and the old friends embark upon exploration of Greater Norwich. A modern era Ca…

When Jax is back and brunch is brewing it’s not long before Lisa Vanderpump gets three more minutes of screen time. Will Katie and Schwartz ignite the fires of their tension? Does Sandoval own a pair of pants from this decade? Why the hell is that treadmill so quiet? It’s the episode that prepares for a finale while coddling James Kennedy for some …

As the curtains slowly draw to a close on Season 11 of Vanderpump Rules, anticipation peaks as Israel Isaac takes center stage on the Vanderpump Robs podcast. Will he unveil his top-tier reality show picks? Do we uncover the healing journey of the cast post-#Scandoval? Will we be seeing more from Israel in the final run of episodes? It’s the episod…

In which a group of old companions and former members of the Occult Society of the University of East Anglia (graduating year-group 2001) find themselves returning to the city of Norwich, over twenty years later, at the request of a friend in need... A modern era Call of Cthulhu Scenario by Paul Fricker, from 'Nameless Horrors', by Scott Dorward, P…

When Scheana is tempted by an apple in the garden of #Scandoval it’s up to interpretation whether or not this group has matured. Is Schwartz thinking independently for the first time ever? Does Lala’s journey need to include the phrase “baby daddy?” What was your high school GPA? It’s the episode that introduces brunch but also listens to Fleet Fox…

In which our investigators try to start a car in the 1920s, and settle some scores in the process. A Call of Cthulhu Scenario by Scott Dorward, from 'Nameless Horrors', by Scott Dorward, Paul Fricker, and Matthew Sanderson. Episodes released weekly. Visit our Patreon to help us continue making the podcast, and receive exclusive horrors in return. F…

When Ariana has to explain her situation again and Lala plays fact checker, it’s not long before the entire cast realizes they need a storyline too. Will Katie let go of the loyalty shackles? Can Jo get over Schwartz? Is SUR ever going to make another appearance? it’s the episode that puts a hot dog on the block, but reminds you who the real wiener…

In which our investigators attend the hospital for an entirely routine operation. A Call of Cthulhu Scenario by Scott Dorward, from 'Nameless Horrors', by Scott Dorward, Paul Fricker, and Matthew Sanderson. Episodes released weekly. Visit our Patreon to help us continue making the podcast, and receive exclusive horrors in return. For more informati…

When Ann Maddox and Amanda Lifford decide it’s finally time to talk to Vanderpump Robs, it’s not long before the three goof off about how silly and fun podcasting can be. Will Ann spill any tea about the Vanderpump Rules universe? Does Amanda moonlight as a Cameo promoter? Which celebrities would they like as their personal assistants? It’s the epi…

When Ann wants a new boss and Tom wants to eavesdrop, it’s not long before the pizza is delivered. Are James and Ally the new Tom and Ariana? Does Schwartz’s love for plants outweigh his need to be a father? Who will succumb to the power of the milky water? It’s the episode that threatens to dial 911 while eating some stuffed crust. Pre-orde the au…

In which our investigators baulk at demands for drive auto rolls. A Call of Cthulhu Scenario by Scott Dorward, from 'Nameless Horrors', by Scott Dorward, Paul Fricker, and Matthew Sanderson. Episodes released weekly. Visit our Patreon to help us continue making the podcast, and receive exclusive horrors in return. For more information and to get in…