A florist finds her greenhouse infested by things which aren't spiders. (Did you really expect something more definitive in a show about unknowable and unspeakable horrors?) Morty and Gladys are on the case. We hope it doesn't tax their abilities too much. Music and Sound Effects by www.freesfx.co.uk Please consider supporting us on: https://www.pa…

Lady Ariella and the story of a poor man who uses a fake cow and an injured raven to make his fortune. You know, like you do. Music and Sound Effects by www.freesfx.co.uk Please consider supporting us on: https://www.patreon.com/SeatofOurPantsPlayers

When the unthinkable happens, when the stakes are as high as your very survival, and when you have no idea what happens next -- sometimes the least helpful thing you can do is to make contingencies for when things get even more dire. Music and Sound Effects by www.freesfx.co.uk Please consider supporting us on: https://www.patreon.com/SeatofOurPant…

It's the epic conclusion of our miniseries. Dr. Astrid fights against the non-disclosure agreement which might be the cause of a near cataclysm centuries from now. And those many centuries in the future, Captain Astrid learns the nature of the tangle of Dark Energy... and some extremely important information about EEGAC's origins. Music and Sound E…

We've been hinting at a secret from Caleb's past for some time now. The one man he shot outside of the war. Time to meet the gentleman in question. “Cowboy Sting" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Other music and sound effects — http://www.freesfx.co.uk…

Season's Greetings from Metrodelphia. It's time for some Holiday Hijinks as a toy on the naughty list is causing havoc with some North Pole magic. Can Captain Goody save Christmas? Please consider supporting us on: https://www.patreon.com/SeatofOurPantsPlayers “News Theme”, “Take a Chance” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Com…

Mordecai Lovecraft fights monsters on a daily basis, but this episode is a little more... Universal than others. Music and Sound Effects by: http://www.freesfx.co.uk Please consider supporting us on: https://www.patreon.com/SeatofOurPantsPlayers

Jack McCoy has one hard and fast rule: Never work for kids. Now how long do you think that rule is going to remain unbroken? “Fast Talkin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Other music and sound effects — http://www.freesfx.co.uk…

Anna Lee Garrett is back in town. And she's getting married. So which will be higher, the body count or Alex's blood pressure? “Cowboy Sting”, “Fig Leaf Times Two” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Other Music and SFX from : http://www.freesfx.co.uk…

A rogue planet is about to drift through a warzone, and the Cosmo Corps is their only hope for protection against the vying factions. Also, a holographic horse becomes Roxie's most bitter nemesis. Music and Sound Effects by: http://www.freesfx.co.uk Please consider supporting us on: https://www.patreon.com/SeatofOurPantsPlayers…

It's three of Metrodelphia's greatest heroes against one spoiled little princess. It could go either way, honestly. “News Theme”, "Hero's Theme", “Take a Chance” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Other music and sound effects — http://www.freesfx.co.uk…

Lady Ariella branches out from the Brothers Grimm to tell an old tale from Japan - proving that the desire to tell traumatizing stories to small children is a universal motivation we can all share. Music and Sound Effects by: http://www.freesfx.co.uk

Dragged into the lair of a fire-spewing beast, a damsel in distress meets a knight who has come to save her. And that's just about the last thing that goes the way you'd expect. Sound Effects by: http://www.freesfx.co.uk Please consider supporting us on: https://www.patreon.com/SeatofOurPantsPlayers

Dr. Astrid and her team make plans to contest the non-disclosure agreement with EEGAC. Hundreds of years later, Captain Astrid learns the dark threat looming near Planet Grovell. Music and Sound Effects by: http://www.freesfx.co.uk Please consider supporting us on: https://www.patreon.com/SeatofOurPantsPlayers…

Sweet Ravine has dealt with gunslingers, outlaws, and card cheats, but this time, the cause of violence is something just as dangerous - vittles! “Cowboy Sting”, “Fig Leaf Times Two” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Music and SFX from : http://www.freesfx…

It's Valentine's Day, and we love you enough to show you how silly we are when we're not necessarily trying. Please visit https://www.patreon.com/SeatofOurPantsPlayers and consider making a contribution to help us keep doing what we do.

A group of paranormal investigators on a simple search for something which probably doesn't exist. It's the most normal thing in the world. Relatively speaking Some music and sound effects by http://www.freesfx.co.uk

Someone familiar with Jack's work wants his help again. (Yeah, we're shocked too..) An expensive painting has been stolen, or maybe it hasn't. Maybe it never existed in the first place. Either way, it's a tough job, and the clock is ticking. And Ethel is threatening to evict him, but you knew that part already. “Fast Talkin” Kevin MacLeod (incompet…

It's a Christmas episode of Lovecraft's Detective Agency. Yes, you read that right. Music and SFX by : http://www.freesfx.co.uk

A spooky episode suitable for the season. Three siblings out for three very different Halloween activities. But there is something lurking in the shadows. Because where's the fun if it's standing in plain sight? Some music and sound effects by http://www.freesfx.co.uk

Kelli Sunbeam is acting WAY too smug in this episode, and Dirk's wallet is paying the price for it. Also, Sally Simpson has been kidnapped by an evil magician who thinks Captain Goody is way more than the cat's pajamas. “News Theme”, “Take a Chance” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativec…

The interstellar adventures of the Cosmo Corps' most daring Captain continue as a memory from Captain Cometfire's past becomes a threat to the entire corps. Hold on to your space pants as Luna deals with the cyborg threat of her former best friend. Some music and sound effects by http://www.freesfx.co.uk…

A man with a past rolls into town, and if there was ever a place where the past can catch up to you with the speed of a bullet, it's Sweet Ravine. Meanwhile, Kitty and Silas are looking forward to a whole new future. Not sure whose side time will be on, but it's probably the woman with the most guns. “Cowboy Sting”, “Fig Leaf Times Two” Kevin MacLe…

Sometimes, the chosen one is the person who is best qualified to save the world. And sometimes, they are the prom date of the person with a credit card and $19.99 plus shipping and handling. Some music and sound effects by http://www.freesfx.co.uk

Hundreds of years from now, a recalcitrant prisoner confirms the worst about the EEGAC Consortium to Captain Astrid. Meanwhile, in the present, Doctor Astrid must deal with the ramifications of her world-changing discovery. But what if the world won't be changing, at least not the way she expects? Music and Sound Effects by http://www.freesfx.co.uk…

It's not a pat on the head. It's not sign you've done a good job. In certain circles, "well done" is a profanity and those who dare speak its name must suffer for it. Or we could all lighten up a bit. Music and Sound effects by http://www.freesfx.co.uk

Jack is on the hunt for something which has gone missing. Seems pretty standard in the work life of a private investigator, we know. But a cat and mouse game becomes a lot harder when we're talking about an actual cat (at least technically.) Life is far from purrfect for our hero. “Fast Talkin” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creativ…

Lady Ariella is back (as she threatened she would be.) This time, she brings the poor children yet another tale from the Brother's Grimm. It's a story of fortune, attempted infanticide, and marriage under false pretenses. And also a few vocabulary lessons, because Lady Ariella is that much of a monster. Music and Sound Effects by: http://www.freesf…

Our Seat of Our Pants Archaeology Department has unearthed a collection of correspondence from days gone by. The contents of the letters are presented for you here. What is revealed is a tale of scandal, honor, and violence which may shock some of our listeners. You have been warned. Music and Sound Effects by http://www.freesfx.co.uk…

Benny and Bea are stuck in the middle of an international incident full of intrigue, romance, hidden identities, and 100% more magical sheep than you probably expected when you woke up this morning. Music and Sound Effects by http://www.freesfx.co.uk

Recorded live at DCP Theatre on November 20, 2021. It's some of our greatest holiday shows, now with some all new content. If you didn't catch us live, this is pretty close. And if you did see our show... Ah, memories! If you hear some laughter from the crowd that doesn't quite make sense, it was probably a visual gag. Come see us next time we do t…

Sometimes Mordecai Lovecraft doesn't want to take a case. When that happens, it takes quite a special offer indeed to get him to change his mind. Whether or not it's a good thing that his mind has changed depends on how long you feel like living. Some Music and Sound Effects by http://www.freesfx.co.uk…

When we last left Sweet Ravine, there was a wanted poster out for Deputy Kitty. The time has come for the other cowboy boot to drop. Our favorite pipsqueak has some growing up to do, and Alex and the whole town are behind her. Will it be enough? “Cowboy Sting” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http:…

Don't know much about history. Don't know much mythology. Don't know much about inspired works. Don't know how percolated coffee perks... Music and Sound Effects by http://www.freesfx.co.uk

The interstellar adventures of that legendary defender of galactic freedom. Join Captain Cometfire and her crew as they battle the vile forces of Devron the Dastardly. Sometimes in this life, you just need a good old-fashioned space adventure.. Some music and sound effects by http://www.freesfx.co.uk…

Every journey needs a beginning. The price of the ticket might be a bit steep, and the accommodations might be lacking, but sooner or later we will all visit the Ticketmaster. He'll help us navigate which track to take. Music and Sound Effects https://www.freesfx.co.uk/

We're not sure how to describe this one other than to say it's a sweet little story with some sadness, but an ultimately hopeful ending. Oh, and some spectral visitors from beyond the grave. Sound effects by: https://www.freesfx.co.uk/

The exciting conclusion of our epic crossover as Sally and Sam make their way to Urbantown. But the most dangerous part might be their trip back home. Music and Sound Effects by https://www.freesfx.co.uk/

The epic crossover of the many recurring shows of Seat of Our Pants Players continues in this episode. Sam Sterling and Sally Simpson are slipping through time and space. Who are they going to bump into this time? “Fast Talkin” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by…

It's the word you've been waiting for, or maybe that you never saw coming. Either way, buckle in for the first ever Seat of Our Pants Players CROSSOVER! “News Theme”, “Take a Chance” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Additional music and sound effects — ht…

It's a blast from Morty's past when his old mentor calls for help. Hopefully that blast won't take out most of this dimension. Music and Sound Effects by http://www.freesfx.co.uk

This entire episode is just designed to get a certain song stuck in your head. Music and sound effects by http://www.freesfx.co.uk

A villain plots his most dastardly, and his most personal act of vengeance. The hero is not who you expect. Music and Sound Effects by http://www.freesfx.co.uk

Our favorite down-on-his-luck detective is in for the mystery of his afterlife when Jack is off chasing ghosts. We hope you don't boo this episode. “Fast Talkin” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Sound effects and other music: http://www.freesfx.co.uk…

Baking is an artform. And true artists make it look easy. They make it LOOK easy. Music and Sound effects by: https://www.freesfx.co.uk/

His name is whispered in fear in dark alleyways, and shouted from rooftops in adoration. He is a myth, and enigma, and at the same time, all too real. WHO IS BRAXTON? Music and Sound Effects by http://www.freesfx.co.uk

Giant mutant monsters roam the cities. The world's most advanced scientific marvel is missing. And Captain Goody is slightly miffed about it. “News Theme”, “Take a Chance” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Additional music and sound effects — http://www.fr…

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. But for these four individuals, history isn't exactly repeatable. Music and Sound Effects by http://www.freesfx.co.uk

There is History, which is true. There is Fiction, which is not. Then there are Legends, which we wish were true. Unless we don't. Music and Sound Effects by: http://www.freesfx.co.uk

Chapter Three of our adventure in time and space. The crew of Captain Astrid's ship deals with the aftermath of the explosion while, a few centuries away, Amy makes a breakthrough. Music and sound effects by http://www.freesfx.co.uk