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I am a Holistic Life Coach, Corporate Wellness Trainer, Storyteller, and your personal mythmaker. I am passionate about helping people take control of their lives by releasing the limiting beliefs that hold them back. We are all worthy to be here in this world right now and to be seen and heard for our unique talents and gifts. I write and teach about Conscious Connection and Conscious Communication. You can connect with me at my website www.doloresandrew.com
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Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.
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Slop Quest 36: Fortune Cookie Fortune
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Full Ep HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest On this episode of Slop Quest Andy gets some amazing encouragement about Dolores (don’t worry, people who hate it, he doesn’t read it or try to write any more on air). Then the boys come up with an amazing “all you can eat erotic Chinese buffet for bachelorettes only featuring themed funny foods”. The…
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Slop Quest 35: Kick Me in the Dolores
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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy writes the entire first chapter of Dolores and it causes him to have a real psychic connection to Aaron. One of Andy’s friends tricks him into saying hi to a fake Stephen King. Then they talk about old times out door “dogging’. Then they talk walking sticks. Then Andrew tells the tragic story of …
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Coming Full Circle With Vulnerability .. The Bridgerton Way
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Coming Full Circle with Vulnerability .. The Bridgerton WayMany of us live our lives in fear of really being seen and heard for who we are. We don’t feel good enough or bright enough, or thin enough, or educated enough or whatever enough.We will do anything to fit in. This can be at work, with friends and even with our family of origin. However, to…
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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest The boys try to stay clean for the algorithmic gods for the first 10 minutes and fail miserably. Then Andy an amazing water park idea. Ryan and Andy argue about the appeal of the old hawk tuah. They research the invention of the fictional “robot voice” then they deep dive on one of the craziest topics…
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How can it be in any doubt? Of course they want you to vote. After a chat about Joe Biden and whether Andrew thinks he may have been too quick to judge that he’s been replaced, we get into an old favourite topic, voting. Spurred on by articles by Miri AF, but also a desire to start building a coherent and consistent set of reasons, Nic goes through…
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Slop Quest 33: You Had Me At “Throw Me Through The Door”
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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy finds his erotic tastes have become more refined in a way that surprises everyone. Then O’Neill has some existential questions for Andy. Then the boys reminisce about 1980’s Florida. Then they create a XXX comedy trio called The Three Boobs that uses Three Stooges style antics on a porno set. The…
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In this episode, Andrew starts by giving a brief history of Israel, something the pro-war media don’t want to talk about. He presents a concise series of events from the beginnings of the very first zionists in the late 1800s to the present day, with some information that is almost always left out of the mainstream. As mentioned on the podcast, if …
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Slop Quest 32: Jerry Rocha Kicks Cancer in The Nutz
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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest On today’s episode we have one of the boys’ best buds of all time, Jerry Rocha's finally on. He details his harrowing battle with stage four cancer that was diagnosed as terminal. This is a brutal, terrifying and tear jerking account that's non stop laughs.…
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Terrain Theory, Covid Memories and AI Kate
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Andrew finally gets ill, but upon analysis, we can’t help but conclude that his experience still supports terrain theory. We talk about people on all sides of the political and covid spectrum, discussing Chris Cuomo’s marathon debate with Dave Smith and how Brian Rose’s experience with David Icke got him deplatformed, and led to him to change his m…
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Slop Quest 31: Crucified by Chocolate
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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andrew has another dream about Killer Kops. Ryan buys vintage toys. Andy’s dad sings him awake as a child . Then the boys discuss the saddest way to go fishing. Then they revisit the logistics of the “dildo in the hotdog bun” routine. Then there’s a lion that only goes pee peat night time. Then there’…
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Full Ep HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquestBy All Things Comedy
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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest O’Neill finds out that Japan has a racoon problem and perhaps art imitates life. Then Andy phones O’Neill with a killer idea for the opening scene of Killer Kops. Then Andy tells O’Neill about the secret government Cheese Caves and O’Neill is dubious about it. Then they talk about Crystal Pepsi and co…
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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Mike Black is in the studio again and it’s a fire episode! O’Neill uses his feet to flush toilets. Mike finds a self cleaning toilet in Chicago. Andy pitches a train car hobo podcast and talks about the death of Airwolf. Then Mike makes Andrew talk about Fat Gambit. The boys come up with a tiny penise…
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FULL EP: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Ready for your slop? A man demands his wife have another baby so he can keep breastfeeding himself. O’Neill learns about RFK’s brain worm and loses his marbles at the state of politics in America. Then Andrew finds an article on fathers taking too long taking a dump and Ryan goes nuclear.…
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FULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Ryan’s leashes new Boeing news on Andy then he heckles ICP at a comedy show. The Rock doesn’t show up for work and pisses in empty water bottle. Andy gets heckled while taking a dump again. Then the boys role play as stolen valor four star generals at the mall. Then Alex Jones is President and ha…
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In this episode, we talk about a whole bunch of topics. Mostly because it’s been a while since we released a podcast and had a long conversation about anything. To begin with, Andrew makes an observation about memes and how they behave almost organically. Andrew then asks another of his “genuine questions”, this time directed at conservative voters…
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FULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy accidentally drinks a bunch of children’s Benadryl and worries about blacking out on the show. Ryan has a 100 day cough. Scientists are breeding cows that fart less. Ryan reveals a plan that has China eating beans to speed up global warming. Andy solves O’Neill’s jealousy problem with the Ho…
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FULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest On this episode of Slop Quest (what a name!) we talk about a scary religious dream Andy has about O’Neill. Andy gets tricked by fake news again. Aaron’s mom is embroiled in some serious celebrity worship. Speaking of religion, Reddit gets mad at a religious post we made and leaves even more detai…
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FULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy hears some of the ads YouTube inserts into the middle of our free video and the timing is incredible. O’Neill and Aaron bond over the piss drinking monkey idea again which upsets Andy. A drone spies on O’Neill while HE pees. A museum guard hangs up his own painting and gets fired prompting a…
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O’Neill is back from the road with stories about drinking 184 beers , destroying toilets and being kicked out of museums. Andrew finds out a shocking revelation about his local robotic Whole Foods. Ryan burns off his eyebrows doing a fire walk and Andy explains to him how wires are not fake. Then Aaron and Ryan team up against Andy in their support…
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https://www.factor75.com/ USE CODE: Beachcops50 and get 50% off. Mike Black joins the dudes for a wild ride. They debate everything from dildo length, bigfoot, gay strip clubs, 80's movies, The Duke Boys vs. Magnum P.I. and so much more. We also may have finally solved the mystery of Aaron's 5 AM porkers. It's an explosive episode with far-reaching…
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This week, Andrew muses why he’s never ill. At least, not for a few years. He was never ill that often, but what changed in 2021? He certainly changed a few things about his lifestyle, but then so did Nic, and Nic has been ill a few times, recently. We decide to tackle this scientifically and try to ascertain what it is that Andy now does that prev…
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I hope you're ready to learn about male lactation cause that's our opener. Even Nate Diaz stops by to discuss it with us. Then we hop right into some Tony Robbins talk. After that, it's more corporate murders. Then Andrew talks about one of the stupidest people that ever lived. After that, Andy's neighbor tries to bang him or does she? You be the j…
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This week we're back in the old O'Neill family studio. We open with some DeWitt physical therapy talk and he reveals a shocking revelation. Then we discuss Boeing's new assassination program. After that, it's Goggins' time. Then a shower kills a man. After that, we find out about a shoplifting ring bust right in our own backyard. Then it's time to …
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Monarchy, The Pope and the Princess of Wales
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What’s better, democracy or monarchy? We discuss societal systems from the past, along with how they have changed into what we know today, as well as some observations once again on voting, and whether it gives you any real choice at all. Speaking on monarchy, what on earth has been going on with the British royals? We dissect some of the crazy, an…
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FULL EP@https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Andy has spinal poverty and needs to go to physical therapy. Aaron comes back from The Big Easy with some wild stories. O’Neill scares Aaron and Andy about jury duty. Andy repitches Mommy Milkers for serious feedback and Aaron thinks it’s actually pretty good. Ryan makes fun of Andy for needing to watch the…
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The Pork Report 17: Black Hole Safari
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https://www.factor75.com/ CODE: BEACHCOPS50 GET 50% OFF On this episode of The Pork Report, Andy’s aunt accidentally posts an AI picture of a vagina in space on her Facebook page believing it to be a telescope photo of a black hole, his porno friend tries to drive him to Mexico to get wiener stem cells and Aaron’s neighbor starts an indoor dog gymn…
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Trade Offs, Trans Ideology and Tyrannical Religionists
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In this episode, Andrew starts off with an observation about trade offs and how it’s not just the left who doesn’t understand them properly. We then move on to trans ideology where Andrew asks another of his ‘genuine questions’ on how trans beliefs could possibly work in parallel with sexuality. After this, we move on to the bulk of the podcast whe…
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On today’s episode of the pork report, Ryan and Andrew discuss New breaking news about P. Diddy. Then they find out that a lot of boomer musicians were real creepers . Andy finds a Scottish AI Wonka themed immersive experience that is truly dog Dookie. Finally Aaron has a softball update that will hit you right in the chest.…
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