Best Don T Say We Didn T Warn You Podcasts (2024)

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Live From West Hollywood (w/ Gina Kirschenheiter, Morgan McMichaels, & more) 57:54

1d ago57:54

57:54

We’re live at Micky’s WeHo for the 2024 Pineapple Pride Cabaret! Filmed just moments before Marc MacNamara and John Hill stormed the Micky’s stage to host and perform in this variety show benefitting PineappleSupport.org, this episode starts off John blessing Marc with some surprise gifts and REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY queen Gina Kirschenheit…

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Bone Us 4: The Fed [Explicit] 30:00

10d ago30:00

30:00

(18+) Kiza is sent by the Allied Galactic Federation to acquire a high-value prisoner with psychic abilities. Follow for updates on her adventures at on our Txitter. Join our SubscribeStar to unlock more audio and for early access! Join the Yuki: Space Assassin Discord! Starring: @BakuSatsu as Lt. Kiza@KittenVOX as Yuki…

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Marry F Kill (w/ Countess Luann de Lesseps & Sumner Blayne) 55:29

16d ago55:29

55:29

WEST HOLLYWOOD! If you’re listening to this episode on the day of its premiere (Tuesday, June 18), be sure to come out tonight to MICKY’S WEHO for the PINEAPPLE PRIDE CABARET! Marc is co-hosting and John is putting on a show-stopping performance to raise money for PineappleSupport.org. Plus, this big event features appearances from REAL HOUSEWIVES …

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Fast Ones 6: Girl Scout Cookies [Mature] 1:43

17d ago1:43

1:43

Yuki takes a break from bounty hunting (and S.D. from editing) to answer some of your listener questions! Follow for updates on her adventures at on our Twitter. Join our Subscribestar to unlock more audio and for early access! Join the Yuki: Space Assassin Discord! Cast: KittenVox as Yuki Sam Gabriel as Listener Questions DornVA as Dancer…

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Tinesia: Drow Queen, Chapter 2: Gluttony [Explicit] 21:51

24d ago21:51

21:51

(18+) Proud Queen of the Fourteen Underrealms Tinesia, finds herself a slave to an enterprising Goblin on the barbaric surface realm of Oros. Desperate to scheme her way back to her Kingdom, she must endure her Master and the monstrous customers he pimps her out to. Follow for updates on her adventures at on our Twitter. Join our Subscribe Star to …

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Summer Lovin’ (w/ Emily Morse & Reese Rideout) 56:30

29d ago56:30

56:30

Marc MacNamara has officially escaped New York City and is ready to team up with John Hill for an all-new edition of DISCRETION ADVISED. After discussing John’s underwear party experience on Fire Island and Marc’s recent kiki with RHOP’s Monique Samuels, these two are ready to dish about everything from celibacy to Jennifer Lopez. Next, Marc and Jo…

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Toxic Tricks (w/ Big Dipper, Meatball, & Heath Halo) 1:05:03

1M ago1:05:03

1:05:03

We’re back with a new episode of DISCRETION ADVISED! After giving you a special listen to John Hill’s new song CHURCH ON SUNDAY (out now on Spotify or wherever you listen to music), John and fellow host Marc MacNamara are getting toxic as they list off their own toxic traits and share the toxic experience that had Marc literally throwing up in the …

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Special Access: Let's Talk About Sex (from Discretion Advised: Uncut w/ Marc MacNamara & Diego Sans) 28:48

2M ago28:48

28:48

As a special treat to our fans, we're giving you full access to one of our favorite installments of DISCRETION ADVISED: UNCUT – our official spin-off podcast that's available exclusively on Patreon with new episodes dropping every Monday. In this episode, hosts Marc MacNamara and Diego Sans are talking all about the birds, the bees, and everything …

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Global Exit: Grabbys Europe Red Carpet (w/ Sir Peter, Lobo Carreira, Trenton Ducati & more) 54:56

2M ago54:56

54:56

After losing his passport while abroad in Spain, Marc MacNamara is officially back home and ready to team up with John Hill for an all-new episode of DISCRETION ADVISED that has them dishing about John’s new song (that you can stream on Spotify and all other major music outlets), the upcoming Raging Stallion movie OVERSIZED, and the misadventures o…

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Fast Ones 5: Chocolate and Detectives 1:42

2M ago1:42

1:42

Yuki takes a break from bounty hunting (and S.D. from editing) to answer some of your listener questions! Follow for updates on her adventures at on our Twitter. Join our Subscribestar to unlock more audio and for early access! Join the Yuki: Space Assassin Discord! Cast: KittenVox as Yuki Sam Gabriel as Listener Questions DornVA as Dancer…

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Reading Rainbows (w/ Rocky Unleashed, Roy Tomko, & Listener Mailbag) 56:18

2M ago56:18

56:18

The library is open and we’re ready to read some charts, energies, and auras. First though, Marc MacNamara and John Hill are checking in and discussing everything from which direction you shove your sausage to background vocals in Janet Jackson songs. After that one-on-one chat, porn hunk Rocky Unleashed, star of NakedSword’s upcoming film GLOBAL E…

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Episode 7: A Slaves Penance (Part 2) [Explicit] 17:10

2M ago17:10

17:10

Continued from Part 1... (18+) Yuki's love affair with fellow slave girl Kyra carries on, and is put to the ultimate test. Follow for updates on her adventures at on our Txitter. Join our SubscribeStar to unlock more audio and for early access! Join the Yuki: Space Assassin Discord! Starring: @KittenVOX as Yuki@HiJenk as Soddorom@Aife the Dark Elf …

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Episode 7: A Slaves Penance (Part 1) [Explicit] 17:10

3M ago17:10

17:10

(18+) Yuki's love affair with fellow slave girl Kyra carries on, and is put to the ultimate test. Follow for updates on her adventures at on our Txitter. Join our SubscribeStar to unlock more audio and for early access! Join the Yuki: Space Assassin Discord! Starring: @KittenVOX as Yuki@HiJenk as Soddorom@Aife the Dark Elf as NahveAnd introducing @…

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Straight Eye for the Queer Guy (w/ Jai Rodriguez & Diego Sans) 1:00:42

3M ago1:00:42

1:00:42

We’re officially on Patreon! Every Monday, be sure to head over to our Patreon page to catch DISCRETION ADVISED: UNCUT – the brand new extension of the Falcon | NakedSword podcast that you know and love. Hosted by award-winning director Marc MacNamara and gay porn sensation Diego Sans, this new bonus show sees these two ex-boyfriends going deeper a…

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POV 3: The Ring [Explicit] 12:41

3M ago12:41

12:41

(18+) Back in the 217th, Yuki would visit the gym to blow off a little steam. 'Cause you know, life in the Allied Galactic Fleet is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, every sparring session an X-rated test of your athleticism. Follow for updates on her adventures at on our Twitter. Join our Subscribe Star to u…

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Double Header (w/ Rhyheim Shabazz & Elijah Zayne) 52:29

3M ago52:29

52:29

Fresh off their trip to The Eagle NYC, Marc MacNamara and John Hill are back for an all-new episode of DISCRETION ADVISED! This week, the dynamic duo is talking all about their joint nightlife experience in New York and the star-studded 2024 Queerties Awards. The two are then joined by gay porn’s favorite power couple, Rhyheim Shabazz and Elijah Za…

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Fast Ones 4: Insectoid Retirement [Mature] 2:22

3M ago2:22

2:22

Yuki takes a break from breaking some bounties to answer listener questions about sexual preferences and retirement plans. Follow for updates on her adventures at on our Twitter. Join our Subscribestar to unlock more audio and for early access! Join the Yuki: Space Assassin Discord! Cast: Yuki: @KittenVOX Questions: Sam Gabriel…

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Bone Us 3: The Pirate Queen [Explicit] 20:04

4M ago20:04

20:04

(18+) Yuki's universe has gotten a little bigger. Before our Bounty Hunting babe's fateful encounter with Lord Soddorom there was another who opposed him. The Narn Pirate Queen Nahve. Check us out on SubscribeStar for more bonus audios like this! And for the power to vote on which characters you'd like to see comics and audios for! Follow for updat…

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Conspiracy Queery (w/ Heidi N Closet) 59:21

4M ago59:21

59:21

Marc MacNamara and John Hill are back with an all-new episode and already struggling. Listen and watch along as John describes the technological failings of his first-ever attempt at going live on TikTok and as Marc recounts everything that just went wrong on the set of his latest movie. After pulling themselves together with a round of Thot Topics…

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The Desert Rose (Podcast Trailer) 1:25

4M ago1:25

1:25

(18+) With her father slain by her treacherous uncle, a nameless Princess has fled her home in search of a new life. Fate drives her to exotic shores where a new beginning for her awaits in a house of pleasure. But will she be willing to shed her old identity for something new? A new erotic podcast from the creator of Yuki: Space Assassin! Now avai…

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Yuki: Space Assassin (Podcast Trailer) 1:17

4M ago1:17

1:17

(18+) An Erotic Fiction podcast. The daring (and sexy) adventures of a femme fatale just making her way through a wild Galaxy. Inspired by the feel of ’80s and ’90s sci-fi adult films and comics, and all themes and clichés they entailed. If scantily clad slave girls and the lusty aliens that covet them aren’t your thing. Baby, don’t say we didn’t w…

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Tinesia: Drow Queen, Chapter 1: Pride [Explicit] 22:40

4M ago22:40

22:40

(18+) Proud Queen of the Fourteen Underrealms Tinesia, finds herself a slave to an enterprising Goblin on the barbaric surface realm of Oros. Desperate to scheme her way back to her Kingdom, she must endure her Master and the monstrous customers he pimps her out to. Follow for updates on her adventures at on our Twitter. Join our Subscribe Star to …

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Let’s Have A Kiki King (w/ Kiki Barth & Dom King) 1:05:46

4M ago1:05:46

1:05:46

Marc MacNamara, John Hill, and John’s squishable tech taffy are ready for an all-new episode of DISCRETION ADVISED! Listen and watch along as the two hosts discuss anything and everything to do with love, relationships, and dating apps while also talking all about Marc’s aerial adventures over NYC, hole shapes, the new Wendy Williams doc, creamy fa…

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POV 2: Prisoner [Explicit] 12:00

5M ago12:00

12:00

(18+) Just another day on Asteroid D-401, the Grygorian government's most secure for-profit prison system. You're charged with making sure these prisoners do their job well, especially one troublesome Sapie girl... Follow for updates on her adventures at on our Twitter. Join our Subscribe Star to unlock more audio and for early access! Join the Yuk…

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Tour de Prance (w/ Bianca Del Rio) 59:42

5M ago59:42

59:42

Marc MacNamara is on a break from his non-stop tour around the world with NakedSword’s GLOBAL ENTRY series, John Hill is between cities for his WELLNESS CHECK tour, and we’re back with an all-new episode of DISCRETION ADVISED! Listen and watch along while your two favorite podcast hosts chat about everything from the gooch to moist balls to Spirit …

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Fast Ones 3: Training and Dildos [Mature] 1:59

5M ago1:59

1:59

Yuki answers some more questions. This one comes with a bit of foreshadowing ;) Follow for updates on her adventures at on our Twitter. Join our Subscribestar to unlock more audio and for early access! Join the Yuki: Space Assassin Discord! Cast: Yuki: @KittenVOX Questions: Sam GabrielBy Sadistic Dreamer

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Comic Audio 1: Fear and Loathing in Asmodaeva [Explicit] 11:19

5M ago11:19

11:19

The audio companion to the Yuki: Space Assassin webcomic (issue #1 that is). There's also a Motion Comic version! (18+) After the events of Episode 1, Soddorom makes the rounds on Asmodaeva with his new companion, where details about the bounty on the System Lord become more clear... Join the Yuki: Space Assassin Discord. Follow for updates on her …

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SlayVN Awards Live (w/ Cade Maddox, Alec Mapa, & more) 49:20

5M ago49:20

49:20

Marc MacNamara and John Hill are back, back, back again! It’s a brand new season of DISCRETION ADVISED and we’re kicking it all off on the red carpet for the 2024 GayVN Awards at Resorts World Las Vegas! Listen and watch along as Marc and John interview the industry’s most popular gay porn stars all while feeding them salami, politely stealing thei…

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Bone Us 1: Radar L0v3 [Explicit] 11:05

5M ago11:05

11:05

(+18) You know how in most sci-fi movies and novels, A.I.'s can think a hundred times faster than their Masters? Meaning they experience time more slowly? Well shit can get pretty boring, unless you're Dancer, voiced by Dorn VA. Follow for updates on her adventures at on our Twitter. Join our Subscribe Star or Subscribestar to unlock more audio and…

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Fast Ones 2: Sapie See, Sapie Do (Q&A) 2:03

6M ago2:03

2:03

Yuki takes some time between missions to answer a few questions from her fans! Next week: the audio companion to the Yuki: Space Assassin comic. Follow for updates on her adventures at on our Twitter. Join our Subscribe Star to unlock more audio and for early access! Join the Yuki: Space Assassin Discord! Cast: Yuki: @KittenVOX Questions: Sam Gabri…

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POV 1: Showertime [Explicit] 14:47

7M ago14:47

14:47

(+18) After doing some DIY space maintenance, Yuki decides to cool off. Will you keep her company? Follow for updates on her adventures at on our Twitter. Join our Subscribe Star to unlock more audio and for early access! Join the Yuki: Space Assassin Discord! Cast: Yuki: @KittenVOXBy Sadistic Dreamer

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Season Two Finale: On Tits-play (w/ Melissa Gorga & Rafael Alencar) 54:50

8M ago54:50

54:50

Our second season is officially coming to a climactic end and to celebrate, we’re teaming up with REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY icon Melissa Gorga and gay porn legend Rafael Alencar for a live finale event in New York City! Recorded in front of a live audience at Red Eye NY, this episode is packed with everything from truth-or-dare body shots to a …

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Episode 6: Trash [Censored] 23:19

8M ago23:19

23:19

(+18) Yuki hunts down a white-collar bounty in the central systems where the other half lives. An overestimation of her prey's intelligence results in her ship A.I., Dancer, getting caught in a rather compromising situation... Listen to the free, uncensored episode here! Follow for updates on her adventures at on our Twitter. Join our Subscribe Sta…

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Episode 6: Trash [Explicit] 27:34

8M ago27:34

27:34

(+18) Yuki hunts down a white-collar bounty in the central systems where the other half lives. An overestimation of her prey's intelligence results in her ship A.I., Dancer, getting caught in a rather compromising situation... Follow for updates on her adventures at on our Twitter. Join our Subscribe Star to unlock more audio and for early access! …

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Marc & John’s 50 Load Episode (w/ Beau Butler, Chris Damned, & Andre Donovan) 1:03:59

8M ago1:03:59

1:03:59

New York City! Friday, November 10! We’re hosting our live season finale with special guest stars Melissa Gorga (RHONJ) and Rafael Alencar at Red Eye NY! The best part? It’s free! Yep, as a special gift to our listeners, we're charging no cover for the event. So come out and celebrate the massive climax of our second season. Doors at 7pm. Showtime …

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Fame Gaymes (w/ Darienne Lake & Landon Conrad) 53:20

9M ago53:20

53:20

Marc MacNamara is fresh off his birthday celebrations, John Hill is slathering on his skincare routine, and we’re all ready for another episode! First, the hosts dish on this year’s upcoming BravoCon, the Taylor Swift Eras Tour movie, Lauryn Hill, Britney Spears’ new memoir, muscled-up flings, and if you should eat before heading to the bedroom. RU…

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La Cage aux Balls (w/ Harvey Fierstein, Jim Verraros & Jonas Jackson) 1:09:34

9M ago1:09:34

1:09:34

Marc MacNamara is on location with NakedSword in Scotland, John Hill is sitting in front of his new limewashed walls, and we’re all ready for a brand new episode of DISCRETION ADVISED! Strap in and strap on as they spill on being second row at Janelle Monáe, mean TikTok comments, Humunga Kowabunga, Marc’s new movie, John’s upcoming live shows, and …

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Jack Off All Trades (w/ Willam & Matthew Camp) 52:20

9M ago52:20

52:20

For today’s episode, we’re talking to some of your favorite multi-hyphenate hustlers who are busy, busy, busy with one million different projects in one million different spaces. Before that though, we’re spilling how to get official merch from DISCRETION ADVISED, John Hill is telling us about his plans for his new apartment, Marc MacNamara is comi…

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Peevish and Butt-Head (w/ Derek Kage) 40:55

10M ago40:55

40:55

John Hill and Marc MacNamara are back with an all-new episode and ready to reveal their all-time biggest pet peeves! First though, John is explaining why he’s rocking a pickle finger puppet and Marc is spilling on his recent Fire Island experiences with Meredith Marks and Countess Luann de Lesseps. Then, after venting about what random things perso…

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Episode 5: Phoraxis Blues [Censored] 28:11

10M ago28:11

28:11

(+18) Before Yuki was a Bounty Hunter, she was a flare dealer on Phoraxis V under one of the meanest drug lords in the system. To suffer a loss means to be in debt to Big Bug. When faced with that, any alternative is preferable. Listen to the free, uncensored episode here! Follow for updates on her adventures at on our Twitter. Join our Subscribe S…

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Daddy’s Favorite (w/ John Hill & Marc MacNamara) 1:00:54

10M ago1:00:54

1:00:54

Your favorite daddies are back and ready to talk all about their favorite things! Yep, it’s all about John Hill and Marc MacNamara for our latest episode. Listen and watch along as they discuss the writer’s strike, why John prefers to be the big spoon, Marc’s Nun-like ferret, drunk raccoons in Germany, and that Florida woman who tried to clear away…

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Is There A Fish In Me?! (w/ Natalie Joy Johnson & Andrew Stark) 50:26

11M ago50:26

50:26

John Hill is wearing a new wig, Marc MacNamara has a new puppy, and we’re all ready for a brand new edition of DISCRETION ADVISED! For this episode, these two podcast hosts are dishing on their recent Olive Garden experiences, Marc’s time on Fire Island with RHOP star Monique Samuels, and those Beyoncé’s toilet seat rumors. Next, GORGINE songstress…

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Below D*ck (w/ Fraser Olender & Bruno Duarte) 1:01:58

11M ago1:01:58

1:01:58

It’s all about BELOW DECK for our latest chaos-filled episode! Before setting sail though, Marc MacNamara is explaining why he’s in Portugal and John Hill is snapping some rather explicit pics as these two catch up and dive into today’s headlines on the crane that just fell in NYC and that brother-banging manatee – may he rest in peace. BELOW DECK …

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First Annual Bony Awards (w/ Beau Butler, Cole Connor, Dean Young & Angel Rivera) 56:22

12M ago56:22

56:22

After receiving thousands and thousands and THOUSANDS of your votes, we’re finally ready to reveal the official winners for our first-ever award show – the Bony Awards! Listen and watch along as Marc MacNamara and John Hill name off the hottest projects from the last year on NakedSword and unveil who won top prizes like Best Position to Try at Home…

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Picture It... Sicily 2023! (w/ Johnny Viper, Alex Palmieri & Justin Jett) 43:23

1y ago43:23

43:23

Voting for Discretion Advised's BONY AWARDS has officially begun! Head over to The Sword blog (NSFW) right now and cast your vote for prestigious honors like Outstanding Performance by an Actor, Best Appearance by an Indoor House Plant, Best Use of a Food Item and plenty of other competitive categories. Voting ends in a week, so hurry over to The S…

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Bi Bi Bi (w/ Josh Seiter & Roman Todd) 56:43

1y ago56:43

56:43

After loads of traveling from coast to coast, your two favorite podcast hosts are finally back in their usual spots and ready for another episode of your favorite podcast! Listen and watch along as Marc MacNamara and John Hill discuss the creamy drink that Rafael Alencar made for Jiggly Caliente on Fire Island, John’s recent SiriusXM chat with Chel…

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Episode 5: Phoraxis Blues [Explicit] 31:07

1y ago31:07

31:07

(+18) Before Yuki was a Bounty Hunter, she was a flare dealer on Phoraxis V under one of the meanest drug lords in the system. To suffer a loss means to be in debt to Big Bug. When faced with that, any alternative is preferable. Follow for updates on her adventures at on our Twitter. Join our Subscribe Star to unlock more audio and for early access…

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PLAYing with Fire (w/ Boomer Banks, Andre Donovan & Natalie Joy Johnson) 44:24

1y ago44:24

44:24

Couldn’t make it to our live show on Fire Island? No worries! For our latest episode, we’re dropping the official audio and video from DISCRETION ADVISED: LIVE @ PLAY! Get in on the action as the pod takes over Marc MacNamara’s weekly interactive game show at The Pavilion on Fire Island Pines with Marc questioning fellow host John Hill on his myste…

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Bravo Unfiltered (w/ Brandi Glanville) 1:01:54

1y ago1:01:54

1:01:54

We’re coming to Fire Island for DISCRETION ADVISED: LIVE @ PLAY! On June 1 at the Pavilion, Marc and John are teaming up with the dynamic duo of Andre Donovan and Boomer Banks along with special guest Natalie Joy Johnson for an epic live recording of your favorite pod. Check out our Instagram page (@DiscAdPod) for more information. Now for today’s …

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This Time For Africa (w/ Sir Charlie & Danny Steele) 57:14

1y ago57:14

57:14

We’re going international! Marc MacNamara is reporting from his NakedSword shoot in South Africa and joining John Hill for our latest episode where we’re talking all about stolen headphones, editing pics of your junk, Travis Barker’s new enema kit, and severed meat. The hosts are then joined by South African performers Sir Charlie and Danny Steele …

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