Send us a text Hi divas! This week Cedar and Chris are switching things up a bit (thank God!) by answering a few more questions from their lovely and dedicated audience while providing nothing short of absolutely terrible advice. Cedar tells us about her eat, pray, love camping excursion paired with her medical anxieties. Chris lets everyone know t…

Send us a text The cockroaches are out and they’re taking out a second mortgage to go to the gym and strictly dating men that buy them Louboutins and Chanel bags. Stock up on your Orange Guard.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text Do you ever feel like you’re on a hamster wheel trying to figure out what the next cool gym, grocery store, or niche hot girl thing is trending in LA? Well, you’re not alone. This week, Cedar and Chris discuss the exhaustion yet also excitement behind keeping up with the LA trends.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text Hi divas! This week Chris and Cedar take it upon themselves to give you unsolicited advice on ~drumroll~ DATING! Chris has a new, “healthy” approach to the topic while Cedar analyzes her own dating patterns. The two also swap stories on horrible kissers and give their opinions on their PDA limits.…

Send us a text We couldn’t have done it without you. This week, Chris and Cedar answer all of your burning questions, while attempting to treat their hangovers from a hotel bed in New York. Always use caution when taking any advice provided on this show.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text Coming to you this week with more chaotic bits regarding, but not limited to: sleeping with strangers, escaping uncomfortable situations, calling anyone and everyone out for their BS, politics, mental breakdowns relating to politics, and much more.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text Starting the week off strong, Cedar tells more tales of the straight male community that will have your jaw on the floor. Chris expresses his love for ChatGPT which somehow leads to a conversation about afterlife. To finish things off, the pair spiral into an full fledged identity crisis.…

Send us a text Chris, in his typical state of desperation, has now turned to a Hypnotherapist to receive some sort of validation and reassurance. Cedar questions if it’s possible or healthy to remain friends with an ex-lover while being in a new relationship. Can you guess which one of these two idiots got into a bar brawl?…

Send us a text Follow along this week in an episode that builds up to a full on mental and emotional spiral for both Chris and Cedar.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text This week, Cedar recaps her birthday weekend and lives to tell the tale of nearly being sex trafficked. Furthermore, the pair romanticize an LA Summer, with little to no plans or obligations. We can all bring a piece of a euro-summer to LA (or wherever you're listening from) by making the choice to have 'lovers' rather than situation…

Send us a text Potty talk in relationships. Pop Music. Celebrity DUIs. Backhanded compliments. Vegans. The chicken nugget diet.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text This week, Chris and Cedar test the concept of having less vocal fry, which lasted all of 30 seconds into the episode. Cedar divulges her distaste for condom usage. Additionally, after his first trip ever to Buffalo Chip in Cave Creek, Chris draws the conclusion that the popular Arizona establishment is the Cuntry equivalent to West …

Send us a text All we talk about is f*cking airports. It seems as though anytime you are within even 3 miles of an airport, you can find a new airport pet peeve. Join us this week as we talk about busted luggage, TSA etiquette, and travel lounges. Cedar provides us with a monumental update on her relationship status. In addition, the pair provide t…

Send us a text OUR FIRST GUEST EPISODE!!!! Join us this week as we dissect all things mental health with our favorite Instagrammer, Poster Journal. Other tangents in this episode include, but are not limited to, topics such as: cancel culture, marriage and the decision to have kids, medical and recreational drug use, and cheating.…

Send us a text Come along this week as Chris and Cedar attempt to answer the question, “is monogamy real?” If you were hoping to find the answer, you’re not going to get it in this podcast. In case you didn’t know by now, we’re not here to educate.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text This week, Chris and Cedar play a little game of catch-up. Chris recounts his recent trip to Duabi, as a first time visitor, and Cedar details her experience with 222, the hottest new match-making(?), networking(?), dating(?), we’re not really sure(?), experience in LA.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text Are you tired of hearing about Challengers yet? Chris is too. The girls strategize how you can remain polite and practice proper bedside manner while enduring PNC. Furthermore, Chris expresses his disgust for hearing about the sex lives of certain people, while Cedar calls all of her friends ugly.…

Send us a text The girls take a different direction this week after Cedar experienced something that could only be considered a quarter life crisis. Even the most unserious of girls have to get real from time to time.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text Have you ever looked at Cedar and thought “wow, she really looks like Michael Jackson”? Anyway, apparently people on twitter have. This week the girls talk about being slut shamed and then swiftly transition into a conversation regarding threesomes, proving that slut shaming is not very effective.…

Send us a text Chris went to Coachella and is declaring his heterosexuality after falling in love with a very *specific* woman. Cedar emphasizes the importance of noting red flags at the beginning of a relationship. The pair come up with a new business plan for Kylie Jenner and her 47 new brands she launched in the past week.…

Send us a text Hygiene is a curtsey both in airplanes and in sex. A hot new way Mormons can scam God just dropped. Last, but not least, we're still obsessed with our exes. Enjoy!By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text Do you ever just wish you could roast like a f*cking rotisserie chicken in a tanning bed? This week the girls discuss facial hair, ghosts from Christmas past, and meeting strangers off the internet.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text Cedar provides educational context on rodeo sports such as bronc riding and bull riding, with her only credible sources being a guy she made out with once at a rodeo. Chris shares a new concept for his book, Blow Everyone: A Step by Step Guide to Accepting Compliments.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text Somehow, in 2024, Facebook drama is still the best form of entertainment there is. This week, Cedar outlines her experience using a notorious Facebook group to avoid horrible men, and Chris expresses his desire to find a situationship.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text Hey Siri, what’s the difference between a blunt and a joint? This week, Chris opens up about his social anxiety and Cedar divulges her past life as a home wrecker.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text If you have ever embarrassed yourself at HiTops, you may be entitled to financial compensation. Chris shares a story time of how he had another fainting spell, this time while partying at HiTops. Cedar encourages everyone to enable their friends delusions when it comes to relationships. That man texted you back for the first time in …

Send us a text Botched botox, healthy dating habits, and flirting via instagram story likes. Welcome to Chris's weekly therapy session.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text A combination of growth (?) and the usual debauchery between Chris and Cedar. Cedar shares her experience on how she accidentally manifested BDL (big d*ck luck) and elaborates on breaking cardinal dating rules. Chris makes the decision he will be dating ugly men going forward. The pair recount their year of healing post breakups, and…

Send us a text Come along with us while we discuss the experience of visiting LA pharmacies, Cybertrucks, people who fight battles that aren't their own, and bringing new boyfriends home to meet your family. With none of these topics being related to one another, this week, we are manic little sl*ts.…

Send us a text This week, the girls are really wondering, what is Star Trek? What is Anime? Who is watching Avatar? Chris shares his love for Honey Bunches of Oats, and Cedar shares her disgust for skim milk.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text Gearing up for Super Bowl LVIII, introducing OUR all star kicker, Chris Bruno. This week, Cedar dissects the differences between cat men and dog men. Meanwhile, Chris shares his frustrations with being employed, and together, the two try to crack the code on living a luxurious life without a job.…

Send us a text Just in case you were wondering, Cedar's favorite chapstick is Smith's Strawberry Lip Balm. If you weren't wondering, then lucky for you, you get a 12 minute rant on the topic in this episode. Chris shares the story of his long and grueling celibacy era, and Cedar advises everyone to lawyer up.…

Send us a text We're back! Apologies for the missed episode last week. As you will notice, in this episode we, very boldly, claimed that 2024 just could not get worse at this point. We even knocked on wood! And guess what, girls - 2024 did get worse, when the very next day, Cedar, our Editor-in-Chief, had her computer decide to end it's long and gr…

Send us a text The podcast about nothing and everything at the same time. Don't take our advice, proceed with caution, and enjoy!By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text Listen while Cedar and Chris give the worst dating advice possible. Cedar shares her technique for getting over a crush while Chris shares his deep burning desire for the psychological warfare of being ghosted.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text If you thought we were done talking about manifesting, you thought wrong. This year we are manifesting the presidency. Write us in on your 2024 presidential election ballot. Make America Hot and Bothered Again!By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text Happy New Years, girls! Don't forget Cedar's Manifestation Masturbation Technique™ when manifesting for 2024. Lets also debate this topic: are we washing our hands EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. that we use the bathroom?By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text True or false: Cedar and Chris both share the same love language of receiving gifts from men — but only when they don’t have to return the favor. Listen now to find out.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text Let's all be realistic about how many times we will be married... and divorced.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text Cedar makes her case as to why she thinks women should share men, and Chris claims his title as a non-self-practicing sex therapist. Dishonorable mention for the most egregious sex technique, the jackhammer.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text Showing up to spooky season 2 months late, in typical Hot and Bothered fashion. Chris speaks on his ability to talk to the dead while simultaneously being possessed. Cedar calls out people who feel the need to play games in order to get a man to commit, as if that isn’t the only way she would ever be able to get a man to commit.…

Send us a text Thanksgiving Anxiety. Never knowing what age anyone is. Our favorite and least favorite dating apps. We have literally no idea what’s going on in this episode. Gobble gobble, girls.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text "Get your fucking ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days." - Kimberly Noel KardashianBy Cedar Shamp

Send us a text Is there anything worse than a guy that overstays his welcome after a one night stand? Perhaps a guy that love bombs you and becomes overly clingy within the first week of meeting you? You may think we should be asking ourselves, 'are we the problem?' However, that type of introspective work is lacking in this episode. Let's embrace …

Send us a text Chris goes into detail about his closeted pill popping addiction - vitamins and supplements, of course. Cedar is fed up with PC culture and is actively exercising bring more inappropriate, which seems almost impossible.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text We're in our dating era, girls! Chris shares that he has decided to throw his entire dating checklist out the window after meeting a potential new suitor. Cedar describes a hinge date in which his checklist required his partner to be over the age of 60 and someone who chain smokes cigarettes.…

Send us a text Breaking news! Cedar has a new job and Chris is NOT feeling hot about his 58th birthday.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text Have you or a loved one ever had to have an uncomfortable conversation regarding someone's sexuality? You may be entitled to financial compensation. Chris and Cedar dive deep in a conversation on the do's and don'ts of approaching people whose sexual orientation is not clear.By Cedar Shamp

Send us a text On behalf of your hosts at Hot and Bothered the Podcast, we would like to issue our most sincere apologies for the content that is recorded when we are intoxicated. In this episode, Cedar recaps how she almost went on a date with a man speculated to be a cannibal and Chris professes his undying love for Nicole Kidman.…

Send us a text Cedar recounts an annoying conversation she had with, you guessed it, a straight man, and Chris shares some personal details regarding his health journey.By Cedar Shamp