Welcome to the first mini-episode of the gang's "hiatus." Instead of an hour of unhinged rambling, experience 20 minutes of quality nonsense! This week's tale is that of Niulang and Zhinu, a.k.a. the Cowherd and the Weaving Girl. These are two literally star-crossed lovers with enough influence to inspire a Chinese Valentine's festival. Craft a pas…

Today the gang checks in with an unofficial doctor's note from the universe. Until at least October 2024, Dragons Drink Bourbon will be on a small "break." New episodes will still release periodically on Mondays at 5 AM EST, but they will be a lot shorter than the usual storytelling fiascos. So stay tuned for some quick tales and take a breather wi…

Introducing Sentaro, a Japanese protagonist no one likes, including gods and other miscellaneous immortal beings! Follow his existential crisis to escape death. Meanwhile, Miles and Cletus continue not to listen, but maybe, just maybe, we'll can all learn what "continuous" actually means by the end of it all. Critics think it's just okay—which mean…

This week's episode goes out to parents. Does your baby seem just a little too smart? Have they started demanding whisky more aggressively than usual? Worse yet, do they break out into song with hauntingly beautiful skills on par with Florence Welch? Well you might have a changeling on your hands. The good news is, we've got the solution! For 46 ea…

It may surprise you to learn that gods, even Norse ones, aren't born wielding their favorite shiny toys. To obtain real treasure, sometimes you need to let a homeless god-fellow prank your wife. Just take a seat and listen, it will all (mostly) make sense by the end. At least, as much as any tale involving Loki ever does. And don't forget your drin…

Everyone loves a clever underdog story. That's why we're re-introducing your favorite African trickster! No, not Anansi. Think African American. And Southern. Yeah, that's right. Brer Rabbit takes the spotlight this week. While he treads carefully around a hungry fox, the gang crashes through brambles forged from Southern dialect, folklore traditio…

You may have already heard of the Greek god of wine and madness. But the DDB trio asks the real questions this episode, questions that have the potential to define our understanding of humankind. Dionysus: Is he Jack Black? Or is he Bugs Bunny in an androgynous lion disguise? The world may never know. Oh, and drink mulled wine.…

It's time to bring knightly virtues back in vogue with a tale straight from Camelot! "Gawain and the Green Knight" put your holiday traditions to shame. But one mustn't forget to preserve the virtues of friendship, generosity, courtesy, chastity, and piety. And no matter what, be forever wary of your host's thirsty wife. This episode's themed cockt…

You best believe the gang didn't forget it's Irish American Heritage Month. Take a seat, pour a couple ounces of 2 Gingers Irish Whiskey, and hear the tale of "The Black Thief and the Knight of the Glen." This fairytale's got it all: secret children, dumb royalty, nonsensical but sassy witches, and moral lessons. The biggest of which is: horses wit…

The gang is back to close out Clemence Housman's The Were-Wolf. Horror meets madness in part two when the guys take e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g. literally. And that's just a schtick they'll never give up, let down, run around, or desert. If you saved some Midnight Moon from episode 38, pair it with a splash of ginger beer and lime juice this time around.…

February's lycantastic romantic theme holds strong with a DDB first: a re-telling of a novella. Enjoy part one of The Were-Wolf by Clemence Housman, compliments of the U.S. public domain, with inappropriate jokes and asides for the benefit of no one all. And don't forget to grab a bottle of 2 Gingers Irish whiskey.…

Ah, February. Le temps de l'amour. And what could be more romantic than a transformation into a savage beast under the light of the full moon? Learn about the first werewolf curse, dating back to Ancient Greece, as well as the 100% factual historical account of the Werewolf of Bedburg from late 16th century Germany. For a special themed drink, make…

They're baaack. . .With another fun tale from the annals of international folklore! After a brief hiatus, the trio returns with a winter holiday story from Norway. It's the poor versus the rich this episode. Plus, meet Hell's Gandalf and enjoy a variety of questionable accent (and life) choices. So strap in and pour yourself some Junction 35 bourbo…

It's time to return to Japanese folklore for another heroes tale. This one comes complete with talking animals! So take a seat with some Toki Suntory Whisky and learn all about the Adventures of Momotaro. Oh, and disclaimer. . .the podcast is not actually sponsored by Grinder.By Dragons Drink Bourbon Podcast

On this episode of "(Mis)Adventures in Ancient Greece," Orpheus and Eurydice visit Hades. Find out why they give their honeymoon stay 1 star. Also, tickets to see Orpheus, greatest musician whose songs you've never heard of, now available for purchase on google-doves! Check out ddb.podcast on Facebook and Instagram to mix up a Corpse Not-Quite Revi…

It's nearly Halloween, and that's the best time to close out some unfinished video game horror lore. The trio returns to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, and sister locations, to follow the bloodthirsty trail of William Afton. Ah, and those who stood against him. Can't forget that. So pour yourself some specially themed Slaughter House American Whiskey and …

Here's an episode chock-full of disclaimers! The trio returns to the eerier side of lore from Latin America. Five tales remain, this time with a heavy cryptid flavor. Have any questions? Just pull over and Google it. Oh, and grab a bottle of Four Roses Small Batch if you need some liquid courage.By Dragons Drink Bourbon Podcast

Join the gang for a storytelling twist this spooky season: horror video game lore. This is part one to the dummies guide to Five Nights at Freddy's, so buckle up for animatronic mayhem and tragedy. Luckily, the audio isn't hiding any jump scares. . .or is it? For the drink, craft yourself a raspberry spiked smoked old fashioned, distastefully inspi…

It's officially October, which means the gang is ready to kick off spooky season! And what better way to start than with a Latin American scary free-for-all. The featured creeps are chosen randomly, but there's plenty of diversity with tales of cryptids, ghosts, curses, and goblins. As a special horror bonus, Ella simply murders basic pronunciation…

The gang follows the adventure of two siblings eating poor folks out of house and home. Lies pair with betrayal this week, despite an honest Cletus's/woman's best efforts. Now featuring the musical stylings of a very special songbird! Grab an assortment of craft beer to join in the fun.By Dragons Drink Bourbon Podcast

As spooky season fast approaches, the trio closes out their mini nautical series with a ghost ship. The Canadian legend of the Chaleur Phantom is enough to keep Miles on his toes. . .when the tangents don't break the ambience, anyway. Grab some Red Stripe lager, take a shot of flavored vodka, and brace yourself for tragedy! Oh boy!…

It's a mythical creature for our nautical theme this week. The gang learns all about a dangerous sea beast the size of an island. And if that wasn't enough, they can also share what the Kraken means on a spiritual level. How helpful. Join the fun with a simple combo of spiced rum, coconut rum, and orange juice.…

The gang is back with the story behind buccaneer legend Captain Henry Morgan. There's a history-appropriate amount of speculation versus fact, but the most exciting adventures are verifiable, swashbuckling truth. There's one thing you can be sure of though. . . The ocean? Now that's freedom, mate. Don't forget to grab the titular rum and make yours…

The gang is technically on summer break, but this bonus episode is full length! Get patriotic ahead of July 4th with a North American folkloric legend. Meet Paul Bunyan. He's maybe a giant, possible terribly with directions, but most definitely a lumberjack. Prepare yourself with a morning-foods spread and breakfast shot to pair.…

The gang switches things up with a ghost story. Can they put a lid on their tangents long enough to keep up a spooky vibe? No. No they cannot. But the real story behind the Wyrick House haunting in Georgia will give anyone pause the next time a kid brings up their imaginary friends. Keep a bottle I.W. Harper's Kentucky Straight Bourbon on hand for …

They say bad things come in threes. . .but the fine print seems to clarify three sets of threes. Join the trio for the Norwegian folktale of the Master-Maid. There's impossible challenges, a daring escape, nonsensical magic, and—of course—true love. What more could you want in an hour and a half? And don't forget to grab a bottle of Bliss from Viki…

Caw caw. . .? Anyway, the gang covers a Native American legend turned cryptid. Learn how different tribes characterized Thunderbirds before diving into a two part folktale transcribed from the Arikara people that may or may not make total sense. Plot holes build character, right? Be sure to check out the podcast on social for specifics on our craft…

Craft yourself an Irish Negroni and join your favorite(?) trio for another dive into Greek mythology! Introducing Sisyphus, cheater of death and master of venereal disease deceit. And apparently the gang can't handle their Italian bitters so. Have fun with that, too.By Dragons Drink Bourbon Podcast

Having a rough day? At least it isn't I'm-just-a-kid-and-my-mom-keeps-trying-to-kill-me-plus-I'm-a-maid-for-seven-tiny-strange-miners bad. And if it is. . .don't trust the mirrors, wear lace, or comb your hair, and absolutely do not eat the apple. Join us for the Grimm fairytale original, Snow-White and the Seven Dwarfs! In the spirit of handfuls o…

Cletus takes the storytelling wheel for part two in our original Mildlandia tale! Ella and Miles adlib their little hearts out; embrace their embarrassment for your entertainment. And for the love of gnomes, someone please take Macho Gnome Randy's supplements away. Join the gang with a shot of Ole Smoky Peanut Butter Whiskey and some Knob Creek ove…

Remember that time (11 episodes ago) when Ella did a terrible Dora impression while poo-pooing all over your dearest childhood memories? Well she's at it again! The gang's got seven more nursery rhymes to cover. And maybe, just maybe, past experience has armed Cletus and Miles with the insight to guess the true meanings behind these dark rhymes. Bu…

The gang stays in Japanese territory to focus on a creature legend this time. Meet the original kappa, all deadly kinks and hobbies included at no extra charge. Be sure to arm yourself with trusty cucumbers and grab a bottle of Yu Japanese Whiskey for some liquid courage!By Dragons Drink Bourbon Podcast

This just in—prayer works! Join the gang for the Japanese hero story, "The Goblin of Oeyama." We've got a large scale daring rescue, disguises, and divine intervention. Plus, strenuous hiking! Grab some sake to prepare, unless it came from dancing priests.By Dragons Drink Bourbon Podcast

The trio returns to West African folktales for their favorite storytelling celebrity, Anansi. Hate-To-Be-Contradicted guest stars alongside the crafty spider and a truly ridiculous amount of penis related humor. No special drink this week; just grab whatever you have in the fridge!By Dragons Drink Bourbon Podcast

The trio closes out March with one last Irish tale, this time of the fairy-variety. Ella attempts character voices while Cletus and Miles ad-lib their little hearts out. And this story comes with an uplifting a realistic lesson to help motivate us all. Don't forget to craft yourself a Smoked Old Fashioned to celebrate Miles birthday!…

The gang explores everything Leprechaun, from how to identify the faeries to common mischief to exemplary tales. Cletus reflect on simpler times. Miles recommends listening to lore alongside corporate management. And Ella fights the (losing) battle to impart some modicum of knowledge before they're through. Prep a Dublin Drop and take a seat with u…

Ella shares the first of three Irish tales for the month of March. "A Legend of Knockmany" has everything the gang loves: fun names, no gods, a ride or die lady love, and plenty of (unintentional) innuendo. And we all know that giants are just the M'Coul-est. Grab a bottle of Tullamore D.E.W. and join the shenanigans!…

Cue the gnome paaarty. . . Now! Ella takes a break and Cletus sits on the storytelling throne for a special, interactive tale. Join us for our first look at the world of Mildlandia. A harrowing garden turf war between the native gnomes and the invading chipmunks will decide the fate of carrots for all.…

Ella returns to Norse mythology with a half-hearted stab at sequential storytelling. Learn how the Aesir got the world's hardiest wall for F-R-E-E. Stay for a more formal introduction to Loki's first monster-baby. Questionable sound effects brought to you by Miles and Cletus. Craft yourself a Quarter Horse cocktail if you want to the join the gang!…

With a loose theme of LGBTQ+ Greek tales, the gang discusses 2 short myths: the origins of Ursa Major and Ursa Minor, plus the origins of the hyacinth flower. A fed up Cletus declares war on Zeus. Miles promotes a 90s TV series. And Ella bravely defeats her most dreaded foe: the hiccups. And be sure to check Instagram/Facebook for an original cockt…

Ella pours a themed cocktail—i.e. White Russians—while diving into the Russian fairytale "Go I Not Whither, Fetch I Do Not Know." Take a seat with the gang as they linger on facts and events, feature too many quotes, get lost in confusing accents, and learn how to prevent milk from spoiling. And never trust the guys when they tell you to google som…

The gang switches things up for a special dedication episode. Join the guys as they try to guess the origins and (often dark) meaning behind six different nursery rhymes. Can they get a single one right? Eh, the odds are against them, but luckily Ella can set the record straight. Hint: Nothing is ever as it seems.…

Ella presents a character from West African folktales. Meet the spider Anansi, a charming trickster and king of all stories, played by Cletus. Meanwhile, Miles takes on four different acting roles with extra script shenanigans. The gang also learns that not everyone is cut out for muddling mint, so maybe just stick to 1792 on the rocks if you get t…

Join the gang as they finally discuss dragon lore. We've got historical background. We've got origin stories. We've even got inspiring tales. Bonus lessons: Ella is always right. But also she is filled with deep, deep regret. Go Sky Daddies. (Oh, and pour yourself some Islay Single Malt Scotch to switch things up this week.)…

Ella abuses her podcast platform so she can trash talk Cinderella for being a terrible role model. The trio is fully reunited this week to explore an Irish fairytale, where they'll swap out pumpkin carriages for magic mares and talking vermin for hungry whales. Can we find a healthy relationship hidden amongst folklore's oral traditions? Probably n…

Join Miles and Ella as they struggle to uncover a sense of decency within the Greek mythology dating scene. Family dynamics get even messier this week, with a smattering of trickery, crime, and human suffering thrown in for good measure. Try to find the humor in it all with an assist from Giggle Water, the random cocktail of choice for this particu…

Think happy thoughts with Cletus and Ella to summon the voice of the missing Miles while Ella shares the revenge-ridden tales of creation, Aztec style. We even get a little bit mushy—just in time for the new year. Pour some Larceny bourbon to drink and join us at our table!By Dragons Drink Bourbon Podcast

The trio explores the timeless lessons within the Arthurian tale of the Questing Beast, complete with dated pop culture references. Even Aurpher joins the protests against incest, school spirit, bad jokes, and scary monsters. Don't forget to top off your whiskey tumbler before you take a seat with the gang!…

Meet Ella, Cletus, and Miles in the very first episode of Dragons Drink Bourbon! Ella shares the story of the Death of Baldur just in time for the warm and fuzzy holiday season. Meanwhile, Aurpher (the most handsome dog) expresses his excitement by barking the gods away. So pour a glass, take a seat in our audio tavern, and join the fun!…

Get your whiskey tumblers ready—Our first episode will officially drop in December 2022!By Dragons Drink Bourbon Podcast