Life is weird. I am weird. I talk about both.
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Michael Muser is a restaurateur, a loudmouth, and not a genius. But he and his friend Pat Kiely do know people who have figured out how to create brilliant businesses and artistry in the culinary world and beyond. Every week they interview creators from chefs to comedians to find out what makes them tick, with a healthy dose of humor along the way.
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DDS :69 Why protesters who stop traffic are evil people.
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Why protesters who stop traffic are evil people. In the darkness of the solar eclipse shines the stupidity of some people. Why do young people think calling someone old is an insult, when they are also going to get old ? My war with the fruit flies part duex Why one of the warnings before a television show should be “ The following program contains…
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DDS 68 : I think my life is a video game being played by somebody’s dad
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I was involved in a mugging gone wrong I think my life is a video game being played by somebody’s dad Another dumb movie trope I want to see a movie where the hero says “ no” Don’t ask a hitman “How did you get in here?” The best intersection ever Why do some places not take credit cards? Why Chick-fil-A is the best fast food restaurant ever. Manuf…
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DDS 67 :No, Target did not do that. I don’t care what Fox News says.
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No, Target did not do that. I don’t care what Fox News says. What do we want? To stop chanting. When do we want it? Now The one part of a job interview nobody should fail That’s a barn burner. .The only time it is ok to throw mail on the floor "All problems can be solved by losing your temper Why do people have signs that say “ we call the police”?…
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DDS 66 :Increase your views by using SEO and making the perfect thumbnail.
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Increase your views by using SEO and making the perfect thumbnail. The best ASMR you will ever watch Is it wrong that when somebody dies all I want to know is what happened? Things I do because I am a bad person. The only time you are allowed to go shopping without cleaning up first. why I always buy throw rugs The reason all humanity is messed up …
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DDS 65 :Joe Biden solves the potato chip crisis
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I have to be right, even when I am wrong Joe Biden solves the potato chip crisis Legit store? Or high end garage sale? How to get rid of fruit flies? How did anti-depressant pills get FDA approved? Why can’t I stop the spam e-mail? Why you should not use a credit card at a self car wash Do people who work at incense shops stink ? Why must people co…
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DDS 64 :I tell the funniest joke in the world
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I would, but I am not a d-bag What’s up with that? Limos Leap day and Nothing better than getting three paychecks in one month What’s up with that? Feeding animals Why I have a problem with the story “ the three little pigs” I would wish that on my worst enemy Why does everyone hate pennies? The People who always pay in exact change paradox I tell …
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DDS 63 : Why won’t anyone let you use a $100 bill?
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If you can’t remember it must not be important How I always take my criticism If this happens, you are not receiving a tip. I agree with Mr. Pink, sort of. Why do humans impose dumb rules on themselves. Why won’t anyone let you use a $100 bill? There is no way fast food is cheaper than eating healthy Why I am a bad ass The stuff I get away with bec…
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DDS 62 : You don’t have to be a scientist to know that the Earth is not flat.
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You don’t have to be a scientist to know that the Earth is not flat. My thoughts on the show “ the Curse” All employees have to do is acknowledge I am there. I have reverse imposter syndrome All you need is a good thumbnail nothing else mattersBy dravenack
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Why Valentine’s Day is a bully. Why I would never buy a used lazy boy A television show has to be really good if I am going to watch subtitles Who is a worse person? Owners being more insane than the dog they are apologizing for. Why I want to be reincarnated as a male bee The answer to all life’s problems, according to television. My favorite thin…
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DDS 60 : Apple Vision Pro seems completely unnecessary
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Apple Vision Pro seems completely unnecessary I don’t trust people who always say “ That’s a great question”. You can’t catch a cold from not wearing a jacket Why I got a job at Fermi Lab Why are there bullets on the sidewalk? Outstanding is not always a good thing The only thing the library is used for now Smith and Wesson makes a bulletproof watc…
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DDS 59 :Even God hates the Burger King commercial
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Even God hates the Burger King commercial The 4 ways you can die if stranded in the wilderness Chipotle is now using healthy soap I don’t know if I should love or hate Tow truck drivers No swimming signs Why I spent time in jail Sad news for my cat How much do you really love your pet? Being called sir or ma’am WHY YOU SHOULD NOT FEED YOUR CATS DRY…
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DDS 58 : Advice that will change your life, and no this isn’t click bait.
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Why betting on football changes the way we watch Did you know that pencils do not contain lead? Why is there a child seat in the toilet stall? A pickup truck going through an identity crisis The notifications have gotten out of control Why I have a defamation suit against the dictionary Why did my USPS package go to 12 different post offices? I let…
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DDS 57 : Churches, PEMDAS,and online riddles
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What I would like to do as a prank Why water drinking contests are a bad idea Has anyone else had dreams about poop? Why you should know what kind of door it is before you attempt to slam it in anger Stop posting riddles online You are a genius if you can solve this Why PEMDAS always causes online fights Why humans never know they made a mistake un…
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DDS 56 : Gambling , New Years , Football and Taylor Swift
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I use to get excited about buying a video game , now I get excited about an avocado tool. Why are there so many dumb rules concerning gambling and buying alcohol? Why won’t my bank let me gamble even though it’s legal? Why do I have to wait until noon on Sunday to buy beer? Why the holding call is the worst penalty in football. Why you should never…
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DDS 55 : confirmation bias, laziness, 911, worst case scenario, being abused, and Santa Claus being canceled.
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I prove that not a single person is above having confirmation bias. Why do people do so much work at the store , just do avoid walking? Why hasn’t Santa Claus been canceled yet? In a world of cancel culture how is Santa Claus still Hanging in there? I come clean about being abused. I talk about further versus farther, people misusing ironic, and wh…
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DDS 54 : Why the internet is terrible for finding answers, and What came first the chicken or the egg?
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Have you ever tried to find an answer online? Ever try to get that explanation to an end of a movie? Then you know what I am talking about The chicken and the egg is not a paradox, and it has a solution.By dravenack
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DDS 53: Why you should stop using toilet paper
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I give you advice about wiping your butt , that will change your life.By dravenack
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DDS 51:Why I get my science books sent to me in discreet packaging
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DDS 50:Why I still get angry at Artificial Intelligence
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DDS 49:The reason the handle inside your trunk is useless.
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I propose a way of dealing with bad breath.By dravenack
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Didn't I just do this ?By dravenack
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I talk about the vast range of human sense of humorBy dravenack
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DDS 45 :Santa Claus has an extra power nobody talks about
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DDS 44 : Why I was fired from cleaning houses
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DDS 43 : Why You shouldn’t use an invisibility cloak, and why superhero sequels always stink.
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I talk about why the new invisibility cloak wouldn't be as great as it seems.By dravenack
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What happened to me while making a smoothieBy dravenack
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I talk about how companies have no idea what is really happening with their employees.By dravenack
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DDS 39: Schrödinger’s cat and what I think happens when we die
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I give a very convoluted opinion of the after life.By the end I am more confusedBy dravenack
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DDS 38: how i use the Many worlds theory of Quantum mechanics to my advantage.
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I found a loophole to hating myself.By dravenack
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Why you should never follow up on recommendations
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My advice if you recommend something to someone.By dravenack
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Why I would like to rob a bank dressed as a clown
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Why Genius Writer Steven Conrad Can’t Keep His Television Shows From Being Canceled
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I talk about how stupid people are ruining my life.By dravenack
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Why sports Broadcasters Have The Easiest Job Ever
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I picked the wrong profession, I should have become a sports radio guy.By dravenack
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I don't mind having perspective, I just don't want someone else telling me to have it.Is a zen master really a master?By dravenack
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I don't think I am alone in this one.By dravenack
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I investigate the mysteries of the Praying Mantis.By dravenack
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I talk about something that almost seems too unbelievable to be coincidence.By dravenack
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I talk about how impossible it is to promote yourself on Facebook, I am not sure what the point of it is anymore.By dravenack
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I talk about the scam that is red light tickets, and why they must be stopped.By dravenack
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