This week we talk hot drummers, hair dye, street teams, and social media. Also: the dangers of recommending things to people, which brands we would be the faces for, and a callback to episode one. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @DYSLMpod You can email us at DYSLMpod@gmail.com You can send us an anonymo…

This week we talk uni, jobseeking, and having no people-permanence. Plus: more Club Med stories, when presents aren't presents, holding your brain in your palm, and getting krissed. after all, we are just dumb bitches with internet. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @DYSLMpod You can email us at DYSLMpod@…

Sharing an umbrella with an Australian rock band, bad famous men we've met, a new fucked crush emerges, one of us turns straight, and which songs would get us out of the upside-down. And that's what you missed on glee. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @DYSLMpod You can email us at DYSLMpod@gmail.com You …

Cover song discourse, 80's metalheads, and dangerous boobies. Also: Queerstories, controlled recklessness, and a new enemy of the pod. Oh, and we do a lot of projecting onto the Stranger Things characters. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @DYSLMpod You can email us at DYSLMpod@gmail.com You can send us a…

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and MCR is my special interest (that's how I got myname) when I was younger I put my discman in my jorts and went and listened to bloodhound gang (AN: if u don't know who that is get da hell out of here!). I listened to Eminem to annoy my parents, and I worked at big day out where some dude poured be…

This week: doing things for TikTok views, parental relationships, and how it's okay to be bitter (as long as it doesn't affect innocent people). Jase reveals something so messed-up that even Ree is rendered speechless. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @DYSLMpod You can email us at DYSLMpod@gmail.com You …

Ree turns thirty, Jase watched Heartstopper, we spend far too long making innuendo in very bad French accents. Also: what we did instead of sport at school, phone calls on your birthday, and embracing the "um". Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @DYSLMpod You can email us at DYSLMpod@gmail.com You can send…

Brains that never stop buzzing, the anxiety of not being able to access your phone, and customer service voices. That's episode 52. Also: an ex-Big Brother contestant comes back into one of our lives, one of us had a birthday, and which Australian comedian is or isn't dead? Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagr…

This week we talk about oversharing with new people, pushing through when a joke doesn't land, and whether or not we are competitive. Also: hiring red flags, being happy with mediocrity, and movies we made other people watch. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @DYSLMpod You can email us at DYSLMpod@gmail.c…

We hit fifty whole episodes and didn't realise until after recording, so consider this episode description us celebrating. This week we discuss how we would be portrayed on reality tv, being jealous of our friends, and taking things too far. Also: Dale from choir, handys in the TAFE carpark, sex, being underpaid, and we read some of your submission…

This week we talk about the weather. Also: Flight of the Conchords, feeling old but looking young, lying, and some reflecting. Oh, and Clive Palmer bought Hitler's car (Clive's car). (Allegedly). Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @DYSLMpod You can email us at DYSLMpod@gmail.com You can send us an anonymou…

How do you answer when someone asks you how you are? What do they WANT you to say? How do you switch between conversations and expectations? How do you find your place in a social situation? How can you tell when someone doesn't like you? How can you tell if someone is flirting with you? Why is everything so loud? Why do we have to read the between…

This week we decide after we've already hit record to do a valentine's episode, and then don't do that. We also discuss what we would do if we woke up in Jeremy Renner's body, which star wants to bone E.T., and which one of the Jackass boys we were attracted to. And there's a bit of diagnosis reassessment and self-reflection sprinkled in for funsie…

This week we cover the four s's: school uniforms, schoolies, sleep troubles, and shoes. Also: we embrace the cringe, reclaim our lost youth, and explore why we want bad people to like us. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @DYSLMpod You can email us at DYSLMpod@gmail.com You can send us an anonymous messag…

This week we discover new music fresh out of 2003, discuss our love of spoilers, and read from the ancient texts of Letterbook #3 where we discover what is and isn't punk. Also: what we would do if we had a time machine, our first email addresses, and posting from drafts. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram…

Is it okay to take a guy's number off a real estate sign and view the luxury apartment he's selling just so you can flirt with him? Do you know proper mosh pit etiquette? How do you jazz up a dikc pic? Our first episode of 2022 asks and answers these questions and more. It's all downhill from here. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow …

We said we weren't going to do a holiday special, but we accidentally did. This week we go through our favourite Christmas movies, and whether or not we would root the characters in them. Also: one of us had a covid scare, one of us saw Gordon Ramsay on a plane, and what is the Grinch packing down there? All this and more, for you, because we care.…

This week we discuss how differently our anxiety manifests, getting c*ckblocked in weird ways, and personal grooming mishaps. Also: weird compliments, unseasoned hot chips, and one of us has been keeping a secret... Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @DYSLMpod You can email us at DYSLMpod@gmail.com You can…

This week brings the return of everyone's favourite segment: games Jase makes up and makes Ree play. We also discuss what people would see if they could see into our houses, letting people who have wronged you back into your life, and knowing when it's the right time to cut someone off. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitte…

We've hit the big 4-0! This week we talk dating apps, op-shops, and why Ree won't watch Squid Game. We accidentally learn all about how spiders reproduce, Jase gets mad in real-time, and we ponder the necessity of face-to-face friendship. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @DYSLMpod You can email us at DYS…

This week we discuss the Peppa Pig theme park opening in Florida, school camps, worst cooks, and eating sand. Also: immigrant dads, unwashed veggies, and how everything is disposable if you're depressed enough. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @DYSLMpod You can email us at DYSLMpod@gmail.com You can send…

This week we take a ride on the memory lane train, stopping at trauma station. We talk about how comforting it was to sit in the car when it all became too much, being groomed at underage gigs, and being told we were too fat to function. Also, we share the least famous famous person we've met, our fashion mistakes of the 2000s, and one of us may ac…

This week we discuss body-doubling, doing our best work at the last minute, and our own personal humidi-crib experiences. We write and cast a movie about a haunted birthday card and decide Oscar Isaac is the hottest man we have ever seen, Ree takes on no vibe November, and we ask the questions everyone SHOULD be asking: is the queen dead? And would…

In this Halloween special we talk horror breakups and uncover which celebrities have had sexual experiences with ghosts. Also in your trick or treat bag: grief, final girls, escape rooms, true crime culture, and the reality of cults. Do you still like us? Let us know! @DYSLMpod on twitter and instagram email DYSLMpod@gmail.com Anonymous form forms.…

Ree is back, and they've already picked a fight with someone famous. Also, we discuss shady song lyrics, play a game of fmk, and beg to be sent to the seaside for our health. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @DYSLMpod You can email us at DYSLMpod@gmail.com You can send us an anonymous message forms.gle/e…

Join Jase and special guest Josie Spicer (A Hill To Die On) as they discuss everything from wedgies to trauma, and fill you in on what you may have missed if you're not as online as they are. Also: why it's okay to be angry, the REAL reason you should wash your clothes before you wear them, and how Hillpod's FIRST EPISODE almost got them sued. Bad …

This week we discuss body image, Eurocentric beauty standards, and changing yourself to fit in. Also: kink and consent, fellatio mishaps, ethical cannibalism, and Ree wants teeth again. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @DYSLMpod You can email us at DYSLMpod@gmail.com Podcast artwork by @niceboyart Hosted…

This week we talk manifestation, hair loss, vapes, and the white lies our parents told us. Ree wants your children's bones, there's a storm, and Jase tells more tales of trauma. Welcome to October. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @DYSLMpod You can email us at DYSLMpod@gmail.com Podcast artwork by @niceb…

It's the return of #letreefightkyle, but this time with an added twist! We also talk movies, video games, comic books, and school formals. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @DYSLMpod You can email us at DYSLMpod@gmail.com Podcast artwork by @niceboyart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor…

Ree talks about their grandfather's recent passing and in the same breath asks why men take so long to poo. Jase tells a story about the one time they dated younger (they may be entitled to compensation). We also discuss YouTube, Dr Who, self-whitewashing, and lying to impress people. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter …

This week we discuss personality tests, sex pests, Bebo, and butthole accidents. We also talk about BPD, self-sabotage, and the rapid changes in how we view ourselves. Also: which magicians are hot? Who led a past life as Macauley Culkin? And what the hell is "kinning"? Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @…

You're hearing it more and more. Should you trust a nine year old to bleach your hair? How do we stay occupied in lockdown? Would Jase succeed on an episode of Shark Tank? Also: a painting that makes you gay, a time machine fuelled by lust, and Ree officially apologises for ******* Jase's ******. Get out those bingo sheets, this episode is sure to …

What do you get when you combine the scholastic book fair, ghost writers, pranks, vampires, fairies, Blacktown, and bullies? This episode of DYSLM! Also: we close the case of The Pussy Song 2000 and discuss what we would and wouldn't do to a clone of ourselves. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @DYSLMpod …

This week we talk dirty celebrities, misheard lyrics, and impulse purchases. Also: we try (and fail) to solve the mystery of the pussy song 2000, and ask for your help to do it. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @DYSLMpod You can email us at DYSLMpod@gmail.com Podcast artwork by @niceboyart Hosted on Acas…

This week we talk about how the pandemic has us ALL suffering, and nobody's experiences are the same. We say RIP to fleets in the lewdest way possible, discuss how apps are holding us hostage, describe our brains in fun new ways, and tell the story of the Easter Island Trinket. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on twitter and ins…

We discuss working from home in a pandemic and the pressures of being available all the time. Also, we talk about the times we quit shitty jobs, and we come up with ANOTHER great idea for a show. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @DYSLMpod You can email us at DYSLMpod@gmail.com Podcast artwork by @niceboy…

Split pants, furry olympic mascots, and the titular Tusk. Plus: we discuss our vaccine experiences, and how Brisbane Bradbury'd the 2032 Olympic bid. Say what you like about DYSLM, but you'll probably never think about the hot, hard jab the same way again. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @DYSLMpod You c…

An opal with a genie inside. A boy who swallows a fish that makes his willy spin around like a propeller. A doll with no facial features. These are the shows we grew up on and why we are the way we are. Also: we talk about the times we looked bad on tv, and we organise a celebrity boxing match between us and a couple of radio DJs. It's ON. Do you s…

In this accidental disability pride month episode we discuss our ailments and our experiences being young and disabled. Also: Why aren't ALL able-bodied people olympians? Do you have to be body-positive when your body works against you? What are we dreaming about this time? Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagr…

[NOTE: this episode contains a very brief discussion of attempted homicide and suicide.] This week we swap stories on the teachers that shaped us. Why did our music teacher get arrested, and whose fault was it? How did having a catholic science teacher affect our public school science lessons? What went down that had the American exchange students …

This week we explore whether we would join a cult or lead one, and pitch another new reality tv show to yet another very real television executive. Also: lots of talk about lockdown, Dr Who, and getting fingered in the town we grew up in. You're welcome. Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @DYSLMpod You can…

This week we read some emails, exchange Cameos, and discuss being preyed on vs feeling predatory. Also: who slept with a brony? Who has a penguin fetish? Are we asking too many questions here? Do you still like us? Let us know! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram @DYSLMpod You can email us at DYSLMpod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com…

This week we tell some horrific drunk stories and briefly discuss whether we are capable of murder. We also ask the questions everyone wants an answer to: did Karl Marx exist in the Cars universe? Would we go back in time and kill Cars Hitler? Were the sentient cars created or did they evolve from something? Listen to find out. KACHOW! Do you still…

NOTE: this episode we discuss drug use, hallucinations, and other sensitive topics. Please proceed with this in mind. We talk about times we've seen ghosts and times we've set things on fire. Jase wants the microchip and Ree talks about MCR. Again. Tell us you still like us! Twitter and Instagram: @DYSLMpod email: DYSLMpod@gmail.com This podcast wa…

We analyse each other's dreams. Ree is Mr Netflix and Jase pitches a hot new show. Tell us you still like us! Twitter and Instagram: @DYSLMpod Email us: DYSLM@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.By DYSLMpod

We talk about the vibes we give off and if they make us approachable. Ree talks VERY bad tattoos and Jase defends the internet's least favourite, definitely Sith Lord, Jar Jar Binks. Do you still like us? Let us know! email: DYSLMpod@gmail.com Insta and Twitter: @DYSLMpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

By complete accident, in unlucky episode thirteen we discuss cursed days. Jase and Ree tell the long awaited and much requested story of Piss Roof, and give themselves spontaneous homework they have to pay to complete. Do you still like us? Let us know on twitter and instagram @DYSLMpod or email us DYSLMpod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/…

We discuss impulsivity and early 00's pop punk/emo music. Jase solves a crime and Ree is another year older. Tell us you still like us Instagram and twitter: @DYSLMpod Email: DYSLMpod@gmail.com Jase: insta @Jase.cordova and twitter @jasecordova Ree: insta and twitter @reemansell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

We talk about early signs of our queerness. Ree decides who gets into Taurus heaven and Jase gives Ree the best present ever. Follow the pod on twitter and instagram @DYSLMpod Email us DYSLMpod@gmail.com Follow Jase: @jasecordova on twitter and @jase.cordova on instagram Follow Ree: @reemansell on twitter and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.co…

In our tenth episode (!!!) we help a listener with a burning question. Jase talks about a life-changing impulsive decision and makes Ree play a game that is truly chaotic, and Ree tells us their relationship with an ex-prime minister in speedos. Follow the pod on Instagram and Twitter: @DYSLMpod Send us an email: DYSLMpod@gmail.com Follow Jase: Twi…