Austin and Patrick see life through the eyes of two young, Japanese school girls as they watch and review Hayao Miyazaki's My Neighbor Totoro (1988), a Studio Ghibli classic.By bootywhiskey

Austin and Patrick sit through a free fumigation while reviewing Bong Joon-ho's Oscar-winning film Parasite (2019).By bootywhiskey

Patrick and Austin review Luc Besson's Leon: The Professional (1994), starring Jean Reno, Natalie Portman & Gary Oldman.By bootywhiskey

It's the season finale! Booty Whiskey's Nicolas Cage season is wrapping up with a sweet sixteen bracket, putting all the films we watched in a head to head competition for Cage Supremacy. Plus, we have an announcement about what we'll be doing next!By bootywhiskey

Patrick and Austin get tricked into watching and reviewing Dream Scenario(2023) Starring Nicolas Cage. Dreams are infiltrated and violated. A useless & sad old man wants to be important. Global Antelligence is achieved.By bootywhiskey

Patrick and Austin become better men by watching and reviewing The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) starring Nicolas Cage and Pedro Pascal. Playing a version of yourself and referencing all the other movies you've done isn't meta enough. Bring in the acid hits and Pedro Pascal. Dueling Christ Figures in a world of sin.…

Austin and Patrick get cosmicized reviewing Color Out of Space (2019). Pink things have landed, the cat is named G-Spot, and the Chimera is bleating. Someone get a shotgun.By bootywhiskey

Patrick and Austin travel to Portland's underground fight scene to review Pig (2021) starring Nicolas Cage. Truffles are abundant, Brandy must be recovered, and all of your emotional memories are connected to food.By bootywhiskey

Patrick and Austin set the table and feast on Eli Roth's Thanksgiving (2023), a long term vision that aired first as a spoof trailer in Tarantino and Rodriguez' Grindhouse double-feature. This movie's got everything you need, as long as all you need is brutality and comic relief. Happy Thanksgiving!By bootywhiskey

Patrick and Austin each let a scorpion sting their eyes before watching and reviewing Mandy (2018) starring Nicolas Cage. 80's metal aesthetics, acid dosages are high, cult murder is inevitable. Fear the Horn of Abraxos.By bootywhiskey

Patrick and Austin get conned into reviewing Matchstick Men (2003) starring Nicolas Cage. 2000's fashion is in full swing, 14 year old daughters are portrayed by 24 year old actresses, it's a problem.By bootywhiskey

Austin and Patrick harvest their honey reviewing The Wicker Man (2006) starring Nicolas Cage. Women suck. Or do they? This film's misguided director explores his misogyny in this folk horror meme-classic.By bootywhiskey

Austin and Patrick break the speeding laws reviewing Gone in 60 Seconds (2000) starring Nicolas Cage and Angelina Jolie. The Sphinx will blow up your car, Angelina's watching from afar, does that throttle make you hard?By bootywhiskey

Patrick and Austin get meta reviewing Adaptation (2002) starring Nicolas Cage & Meryl Streep. Florida man hunts for drug flowers, screen play writing is just a simple formula, and you can't fit the history of the entire universe into one movie...or can you?By bootywhiskey

Austin and Patrick talk about The Nightmare Before Christmas, Tim Burton's 1993 Children's Classic.By bootywhiskey

Patrick and Austin swap faces and review John Woo's action-packed Face/Off (1997) starring Nicolas Cage and John Travolta. We've got futuristic science from the 90's, dual gold plated desert eagles in a leather back holster, and water-skiing on dress shoes during a jet boat shootout.By bootywhiskey

Patrick and Austin watch and review Raising Arizona (1987) starring Nicolas Cage and directed by the Coen Brothers. We're as close to a bugs bunny cartoon as a live action film can get. Is this the most American movie ever made?By bootywhiskey

Patrick and Austin watch and review National Treasure (2005) starring Nicolas Cage. It's Skyrim technology meets Mission Impossible adventure. There's an inexplicable, forced love interest. A comic relief sidekick. What else do we need?By bootywhiskey

Patrick and Austin watch and review Leaving Las Vegas (1995) starring Nicolas Cage. This episode might be the only thing more fun than drinking a whole fifth in your car while next to a cop at an intersection.By bootywhiskey

Patrick and Austin watch and review The Rock (1996) starring Nicolas Cage and Sean Connery. Trolley cars defy physics, green balls are dropped (and caught), and Sean gets a long overdue haircut.By bootywhiskey

Patrick and Austin watch and review Vampire's Kiss (1989) starring Nicolas Cage. Legendary memes are established, Cage's hairline is reassessed, and novelty vampire teeth are inserted.By bootywhiskey

Patrick and Austin watch and review Ghost Rider (2007) starring Nicolas Cage. Commentary includes Cage's hairline, quality of fight scenes, and Eva Mendes'...acting abilities.By bootywhiskey

Patrick and Austin introduce themselves and let you know what this season is going to be about. Hint: It's Nicolas Cage movies. You're welcome.By bootywhiskey

Im a new publisher. I've Created a childrens book called Jakes Jumpers. Its a story about 7 jumpers given as a gift to Jake on his birthday. To Jakes dissapointment, seeing as his legendary archaeologist grandparent had such an epic history of tall stories and mystery. Yet with time he finds out that the small psychological edge he is given in the …