makeup show. Emperor covers his thoughts on the HOTS playerbase, the Ted Cruz vs Deadspin.com controversy, Barron Trump and more.
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Emperor goes off on professional sports athletes, the Cavaliers in the NBA Finals, Stellaris being his new game of choice, House of Cards and The Last Kingdom, a bar with a strict dress code is racist/classist? Emp doesn't think so, people are overly sensitiveBy emperor1g@cox.net (The Emperor)
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Emperor chases away deer eating his flowers, Japanese amusement park stages fake fights tio impress your girlfriend, UploadVR has a company sex dungeon, Fidget Spinners are signs of White Supremacy, and LuLu butts in during the show.By emperor1g@cox.net (The Emperor)
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Emperor covers the top 15 most controversial video games, some new addtions to the Video Game Hall of Fame, LuLu and Emp rescue a kitten after LuLu gets hit on by some guys at a bar.By emperor1g@cox.net (The Emperor)
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Podcast only show this week. Will ESports become more popular than traditional sports, Emp plays Dawn of War 3 beta, how the next generation will consume their video games, and more.By emperor1g@cox.net (The Emperor)
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Podcast only show this week. Emp discussed the new Xbox Scorpio, reaching level 60 in WOW Vanilla, Games giving us less means more, and the Prince needs to tell you about a bird that pooped on a Nintendo Switch (don't ask me, he's 4.)By emperor1g@cox.net (The Emperor)
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Emp is on his own this week. He relates a story from a listeners email about helping a fan find love (allegedly), feminists are mad about Wonder Woman having no armpit hair in the new DC movie, Feminists are also mad at Bioware for "othering" women in their games by toning down the looks of their female characters vs. what their real life models lo…
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Emp flies solo as LuLu is sick this week. Zelda the Breath of the Wild and the new Nintendo Switch dominate much of the talk. An update on the World of Warcraft portion of the show, 8 things Japanese gamers continue to do after they play games for a long stretch at once, and more.By emperor1g@cox.net (The Emperor)
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LuLu is in a touchy mood as she and Emp cover the ongoing coverage of the Nintendo Switch, Salon.com claims the US military uses games to warp and train soldiers, 4Chan beats Shia Leabuf in the greatest game of Capture the Flag ever, Octable is back with another You've Been Told, more articles and such…
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Emp and LuLu get into their World of Warcraft Vanilla experience. LuLu gives her impressions as a new player. The Elyisum WOW servers have some drama, Octale takes on the Fed and promotes new Youtubers he's discovered, the top 9 Reasons the Game Industry Sucks, Making Dating Great Again, Firefly possibly getting a reboot, Top 10 Games of the Obama …
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Emperor and LuLu are testing a new setup for the show. They announce that they've begun playing on the WOW Legacy Vanilla servers of Elyisum, using poor people for fashion, how long it takes to complete some of their favorite video games, but the show comes to an abrupt end when the Prince gets sick and Emp needs to take care of the family.…
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Emperor does a preemptive make up show for the Sunday Feb 5th 2017 episode due to the Super Bowl. Emp gets advice on using the "Deep Web," restarts a Vaniall World of Warcraft account, PETA wants Games Workshop to stop depicting Space Marines wearing fur, and the University of Michigan has a video game archive and collection!…
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Emp and LuLu reveal personal medical issues, read reviews of Sugarless Gummy Bears (old but funny), Emp recieves hatemail from one of his Patreon episodes, LuLu tries to revisit her Ashley Madison account, Octale talks about the new patch update to World of Warships, and cherry skittles go to feed cows.…
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reposting of the episode from 1-27-17, a makeup show for 1-22-17.By emperor1g@cox.net (The Emperor)
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reposting of the episode from 1-15-17.By emperor1g@cox.net (The Emperor)
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reposting of the episode from 1-8-17.By emperor1g@cox.net (The Emperor)
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Emperor, LuLu and Darthwalker go into great embarrasing detail of Darth's love life at the University of Cincinnati, IRC gives LuLu a hard time about her Smut and Eggs from previous shows, Overwatch, Deathwing and Eternal Crusade all on tap, and Emp says he will attend the Cleveland Browns 0-16 parade.…
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Emperor and LuLu tell about their weeks, with LuLu getting them into trouble looking for a resteraunt she knows of called Smut and Egss, which leads to a Cleveland pornstar appearing on a local podcast, which leads to funn Adult Video Nominee movie titles...you get the idea.. The Playstation Experience, the new games and keynote address, Wolf and E…
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No show tonight, but Emperor gives a brief address as to recent events with the Emperor's Court and brings everyone up to speed.By emperor1g@cox.net (The Emperor)
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Emp rings in a muted celebration of the GOP/Trump victory on Election Day. LuLu runs to avoid vomitting on the broadcast table, a "car bomb" goes off in front of Emp's house in an apparent attempt at regicide, Blizzard wants to make Overwatch like the MLB and franchise it into major cities across the US for an Esports league, Stetson University sho…
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Emperor and LuLu (with the Prince Imperial sitting in briefly) are forced to record due to an outage at AlphaGeekRadio.com. The Prince makes his displeasure of talk radio known by demanding music several times and informing his Imperial father that "the Prince rocks" before being "made sad again" for being sent to bed.The pair discuss LuLu being a …
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A recorded show for October 30, 2016, as the Cleveland Indians look to clinch their first World Series victory since 1948. Emperor, LuLu, Hawkeye and Mysticmimm will be watching the game live Sunday night. On this show, Emp details the surging Cleveland Indians, his latest brush with death, Caleealu is stepping down as the IRC rep and show contribu…
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Emperor is live giving the run down of his time at the ALDS games, the improbable Indians wins, looking at gaming news and a few stories.By emperor1g@cox.net (The Emperor)
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Recorded make up show for October 2, 2016. Emperor covers his continued video game slump, an update on when the show returns to live recording, No Man's Sky being investigated, an app women can choose Sperm Donors from, Final Fantasy VII has a monopoly game coming out in April 2017, the remake will be released in several parts, Nintendo re-releasin…
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Emperor flies solo on this make up show. Emp recounts Pokemon Go dividing his office into various colored gang turf, Emperor takes on Nathan Fillion and his legions on Twitter, Sony's AI program created a Beatles song which Emp comments on, followed by 3 articles before realizing HE NEVER HIT THE MIC-ON BUTTON AFTER THE SONG. So, 20 minutes of prim…
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Emperor and Lulu go at it right from the jump. Is critizing Hillary Clinton "sexist?" LuLu lures people into IRC by tweeting out a picture of her breats, followed by Calealuu posting a picture of hers, and it just snowballs from there. I'll be honest, this was an almost 3 hour show packed with material but for the life of me I can't remember exactl…
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Emperor and Lulu are off to a hot start with mutal loathing. 911 Terrorist Attack 15th Anniversary, Clinton collapses, the NFL has inappropriate protests during the National Anthem, Octale unleashes some knowledge on the AltRight with his YBT segment, MysticMimm stops by to tell us that Verizon is screwing their customers, Samsung going to lose $5 …
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Emp and LuLu share a story of LuLu's son Darthwalker using MysticMimm's Ipad to look up...inappropriate materials...Emp is now playing Master of Orion, heroes of the Storm is on the decline, No Man's Sky sees a rash of refunds as the game continues to face controversy, Pokemon Go shows a decline of 10 million players in a month, boobs are scientifi…
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Emperor runs solo in a recorded show as the family is down with Chicken Pox. despite this, the Prince Imperial stops in to cohost the show for 15 minutes. Emp covers the Otakon convention, Pokemon Go, the Olympics in Rio, Final Fantasy XV, Nintendo's hardware windfall, a runner whose butt explodes during the 50km Walk, Cards Against Humanity gets a…
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Emperor reveals his sleeping issues and hopes to pass the next week quickly to get to his vacation. Pokemon Go imploddes, upsetting the entire user base, while Emperor fights with Google over a refund for money spent on the app. Blizzard clearly has "F- You" Money by building a 14 foot, 4,000 pound bronze statue of Arthas in Taiwan, Nintendo sees r…
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Emperor and LuLu are back and sorer than before. Emp spends the first hour giving a blow by blow account of his softball tournament, LuLu's trevails and Emp's Pokemon Go secrets. Though the live audience requests the "Softball Segment" become a regular thing, it will not be. LuLu tweets out a picture of Emp's massive wound he received as a result o…
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Emperor and LuLu take on the hard hitting story of the day, Pokemon Go. LuLu is left to handle the show herself when Emp abandons her to chase a Nidoran somewhere in the War Room. A literal cat fight erupts in front of the studio between Emp's cat Minerva who hands out a beat down to LuLu's cat Taz. Emp gives shoutcast play by play while LuLu posts…
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Emperor flies solo on this addition of Emperor's Court as the panel is the Walking Wounded. He relives the Cavaliers win, venturing into the parade in Cleveland, Quake turns 20, Whore of the Orient cancelled, Emp finds video of his old Quake 1 days from 1997-1998, Tinybuild gets mad at G2A for selling stolen game keys, Britain's Exit from the EU an…
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The Cleveland Cavaliers disappoint in the NBA Finals, which had preempted last weeks show. Emperor gets faster Internet because of (another) cable company failure, Hawkeye continues his battle vs his weiner virus, LuLu gets a clean bill of health while Emperor's deteriorates, Blizzard meets with WOW Legacy server creators, a high school boy takes h…
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The full panel weighs in on this Memorial Day episode as severe storms bare down on Solfinis. Hawkeye is fighting a "UTI" that the crew believe is really code for "STD" from his stripper girlfriend. Bast reveal she dated a stripperto the shock of all. Emperor confesses he is burned out on gaming altogether and wonders if its time for something else…
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Lulu joins a gym but hasn't used it yet, Hawkeye tells how he sets off Lunk Alarms, a vigorous discussion of Moscow Mules and a Pineapple Vodka drink at Emp's favorite steakhouse in Baltimore, man shoots himself and doesn't realize it for days, Octale returns with another You've Been Told, a worthless Kickstarter (of course) some cursory comments o…
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Emperor and Hawkeye spend most of the first hour discussing the huge life changing decision that Hawkeye has unexpectedly made. Octale's article about Blizzard's take on WOW legacy server gets some discussion, a man gets a restraining order against God, a French man sues his company for boring him, Hawkeye (corredtly) points out Emp's negative view…
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Baron von Gosu1G of Ghost in the Podcast guest hosts with Emperor, Hawkeye, and LuLu. Articles are forgone instead for indepth, sometimes contentious and frequently vicious (Star Wars Force Awakens) topics such as the current US Presidency Election cycle, Trigger words and safe spaces, Baron's and Emperor's recent run-in's with companies and whethe…
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Apparently making innuendo and similar sounding comments about Heroes of the Storm is enough to devolve LuLu and Bast into giggle fits, making them useless for minutes on end. To be honest we covered so many topics and an asbolute failure of a Kickstarter (Kick to the Kurb) just take my word and download the episode.…
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A full panel this week as Bast rounds out at 4. the WOW Vanilla controversy gets some attention, Creative Assembly won't fool Emp again, apparently you can get a job in Denmark to watch porn, Pokemon Lingerie is a thing (of course it is) Smash Brothers apparently takes skill and more.By emperor1g@cox.net (The Emperor)
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Bast rejoins the cast after being out of state for over a year. Aside from the grilling she receives on her whereabouts over the missing year, the panel discusses the new twist in Blizzard's Buttgate controversy, Literally 5 Cards for Kick to the Curb, Esports at the 2016 Olympics, some woman hides in an oven to escape police, Bast realizes she is …
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The panel discusses the finer strip bar establishments in Cleveland, the ButtGate controversy for Blizzard continues, Emperor does more beta testing games, Microsoft's Tay program is a racist prick, and Emperor/LuLu/Hawkeye take the Bubble Test to see if they are "One of the People."By emperor1g@cox.net (The Emperor)
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Darthwalker fills in for the rest of the panel with Emperor. They discuss the controversy involving Gabe Newell at the DOTA2 Shanghai finals tournament, the state of Heroes of the Storm, Emperor's continued frustration with the BFGA Beta, the new Ghostbusters movie may be even worse than previously thought, Rage Yoga is a thing, thieves run wild du…
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The EC crew are running on fumes and only do 2.5 hours, calling an early night. However, not before Emperor rips the beta of Battle Fleet Gothic Armada, LuLu is given more shit for being the punching bag, a guy from Britain pulls a boss move in getting his Iphone back, Octale talks about Esports in his You've Been Told, Hawkeye admits he's a Poke-F…
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The Emperor's Court - Episode 234By emperor1g@cox.net (The Emperor)
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Most of the panel is back for this week's adventures in LuLu's love life, Hawkeye unexpectedly gets NSFW pictures from an ex-girlfriend and the dilemma it leaves him in, Kanye West may need a GoFundMe to get him out of debt, Emperor doesn't like Warhammer 40K comics, some of the UOSA communities more noteworthy denizens fall prey to Emperor's thiev…
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Lulu continues her battle with illness so Emperor and Hawkeye run the table. The pair discuss Peyton Manning as a sexual predator, Ultima Online server event, Baldur's Gate news, throwing alligators through drive-thru windows, India imprisoning goats and more!By emperor1g@cox.net (The Emperor)
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Emperor and the denziens of the Court cover Esports as a competitive sport and having an ESPN subpage, Hawkeye reveals he's a Justin Beiber fan, Final Fantasy Tactic Advanced coming to Wii U, are consoles on the way out as the premier gaming device, we catch up on the Ouya, some woman turns breastmilk into jewelry, and the panel goes nuts over Octa…
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The EC crew take on "blatant" racism and sexism in the new Star Wars movie (spoilers are largely removed) coming from a number of different authors and sources. LuLu on the verge of death, again, and an extended stay in the hospital. Emperor gives big thumbs up to his new Ultima Online the Second Age server, explaining a bit about the game and enco…
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The show is decimated by plague but Emperor and LuLu shoulder on. Flatulence leads to jail for a woman in Florida, Bethesda get's sued over Fallout 4 addiction, fatality in Germany due to an exploding condom dispenser, and Emperor shares how 2016 is awful to a horrible start for him.By emperor1g@cox.net (The Emperor)
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This week, Octale's hard hitting segment leads to emails and a debate that brings the show to an abrupt closeBy emperor1g@cox.net (The Emperor)
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