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A distraction to the current times, good vibes, crazy stories, relationship advance, from members of the Carpinteria community
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Welcome to Abomination: The Bible Podcast. An irreverant and light-hearted re-reading of The Bible by 2 of its worst students, Ethan & Carl. By reading The Bible, front to back, we will be debunking some infamous myths, simplifying Bible tales and generally bringing the whole thing to life, for you, our confused listeners! Sit back, crack open a beer (or flask of tea), kick off your Jesus sandles and enjoy.
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Carparaderie Podcast Ep. #1 with 2020 Junior Carpinterian of the Year, Emily Calkins!
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Includes story of Connection to the host, Carp Culture, Q&A, and her important message for Carp locals.
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Episode 10 - Genesis 23 & 24 - Sarah Snuffs It, Isaac Gets Hitched & 2019: the End of the World?
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This week in Abomination: Sarah's burial has unforeseen repercussions, Abraham enjoys some Abrahamic S&M, and Isaac meets and marries Rebecca, with a little help from some camels. Attention: there are indeed adult themes. Enjoy, and don't forget to rate us!
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Episode 9 - Genesis 20,21 & 22 - Strange Kinks, Fake Siblings (Again) & Isaac Gets Got
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*Dear listeners, there are adult themes all over this one*. Abraham & Sarah play brother & sister (again), Hagar & Ishmael are cruelly cast out, and finally, in one of the Bible's BIG ONES, Isaac is born and then promptly nearly unborn thanks to God's constant need to make his subjects' lives a living hell. Sit back, relax, and ponder the power of …
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Episode 8 - Genesis 18 & 19 - Angels, Gang Rape, Destruction & Drunken Incest
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To be clear with you, our dear listeners, this one is a corker and contains ADULT THEMES. Abraham strikes a deal with God to spare a few good people from Sodom, as God has promised to annihilate the place... Meanwhile Lot gets a visit from a couple of angels, whom the people of Sodom wish to gang rape, so Lot naturally placates the mob with the off…
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Episode 7 - Genesis 15, 16 & 17 - Covenants, Circumcision & Slavery
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As Abraham & Sarah lament their inability to have children, things take a strange and appalling turn. Meanwhile, as God & Abraham start making promises to each other, it becomes apparent that Abraham may have offered more than he bargained for...
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Episode 6 - Genesis 12, 13 & 14 - Introducing Abra(ha)m
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Ever wondered who God's first homeboy was? Or what it would be like if someone recreated Noah's Ark in real actual life? Listen on friends...
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Episode 5 - Genesis: 9, 10 & 11 - The End of Noah, The Introduction of Abram & The Tower of Babel.
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Naked Drunks, Enslaved Grandchildren & Linguistic Difficulties!
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Episode 4 - Genesis 6 to 8: Noah's Ark, The Great Flood And Unexpected Barbecue!
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This week we retell the classic Biblical tale of Noah's Ark. This episode does contain the end of the world and a lot of water, so if you find nihilism offensive, or you cannot swim...perhaps give it a miss. Enjoy!
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Episode 3 - Genesis 4 and 5 - Cain & Abel, Brothers In Arms!
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Don’t say we didn’t warn you, there’s only one way for humanity to grow, and that’s for relatives to get cosy and make the magic happen... Tune in for the full story.
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Episode 2 - Genesis 2 & 3 - The Story of Adam & Eve
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The creation of man, implied incest and some serious punishment...it's all there and it explains how you, me and the geezer next door came into existence. Enjoy!
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Episode 1 - Genesis 1 AKA The Big Kick Off
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Ever wondered how the earth came to being? How day and night were formed? And more importantly, which came first, the chicken or the egg?!Find out here in the opening episode of Abomination, The Bible Podcast.Sit back, relax and kick off your Jesus sandals - we're going in!
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