Drink of the day: Monaco premade cocktails: Citrus crush, Lime crush, and Blue crush. Our love affair with Monaco cocktails continues. It’s safe to say we are big fans of these pre-made cocktails. They lead to a lot of rambling. We feel old because the album “Smash” turns 30 this year. Takes us back to the days we recorded tapes while listening to …

Drink of the day: Monaco margaritas: Passion fruit, twisted lime, and watermelon. Jones’s internet has been out for a week. He has several words for his ISP. He’s mad as hell and won’t take it anymore. He is also mad at his cell phone provider. He has beef will all telecom companies this week. He also reviews a new local Italian restaurant. Spoiler…

Drink of the day: Monaco Fight Night Grapefruit crush, Knockout punch, and Strawberry Hard lemonade. Jones and Blanco discuss what 3 people they would have dinner with if given the chance. That lead to which 3 presidents we want to have dinner with. That leads us to discussing BORG. Kids these days know how to get down. They are not scared of alcoh…

Drink of the day: Gin and Juice by Dre and Snoop. Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar. The conversation centers around rap beefs. We discuss some of our favorite rap beefs over the years and how they compare to the Kendrick/Drake beef.By Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day: Waterbird Ranch water, Hardbody, Tequila Pineapple. Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar. We catch up on life. We go off on a tangent. We share some Gentlemen’s club stories. We coin a new phrase, MIDF. Jonesy shares a ghost story. He ran into someone he thought had died. We also discuss a cardinal sin, don’t mess with people’s f…

Drink of day: Cowboy Dessert 1 oz bourbon, 1 oz Carmel vodka, top with root beer. Jones and Blanco went live for the first 13 picks of the 2024 NFL Draft. We gave some predictions on the first 5 picks and commentary on all as they were announced. We are both thankful that our division rivals are terrible at drafting.…

Drink of the Day: Southern Delight 1.5 oz Jack Daniels, .5 oz Jack Honey, .5 oz Southern Comfort, 1 oz lime juice. The Fatties are back in the bar with another Sunday edition of the podcast. We recap our weekends and talk about current events. We give the full breakdown of why McDonald’s has the best coke. It’s more complex than a secret ingredient…

Drink of the day: Lake Erie Monster is equal parts blue caraco, Malibu rum, Disarano, Red Bull. Jonesy and Blanco are back at the bar watching The Master’s and talking about the topics de jour. Shocker, we love bubble gum flavored medicine and need more of that in our lives. We hate dynamic pricing and need less of it. Fast food is trying to join t…

Drink of the day: Mexican 75 2 oz tequila, 4 oz champagne, 1 oz lime juice, 1/2 oz simple syrup. Blanco and Jonesy are back from a 2 week hiatus. We recap our Easter holiday experiences. Jonesy tells the tale of how the Easter episode almost killed him. We fight back against the malicious attack on Red Lobster. The Fatties pull no punches on the sc…

Drink of the day: Holy Water 1 oz vodka, 1 oz light rum, .5 oz blue curaçao, .5 oz peach schnapps, 4 oz lemonade, splash of pineapple juice. This episode is an Easter special with special guest Sierra Franks. She is a photographer from the Topeka area that did a photo shoot for the Fatties. We talk to Sierra about her love for photography. We do a …

Drink of the day: Apple Jack 2 oz Jack Daniels, top with apple juice or sparkling apple cider. It’s another day at the bar. Jonesy and Blanco catch up after being off for a couple weeks. We discuss if we want to be a fat guy in a little house. Blanco found out that Peppa Pig is rude. Which led to a discussion on things you should not do or say to o…

Drink of the day: Monster Beast Iced teas. Jonesy and Blanco are BS-ing at the bar. We talk about our recent local dining experiences. The BBQ tour continues. We discuss our favorite style of candy, Easter Candy. Give out thoughts on a lottery mix up. We may have found our new favorite sports competition and it comes from FL. We briefly discuss a t…

Drink of the day: DT 1 oz Jack Daniels, .5 oz Southern Comfort, .5 oz Creme De cacao, top with coke. Tragedy and Triumph with special guest Eliot Holmes. We start the episode sharing our experience and thoughts on the parade shooting. It was a bit emotional so there is a short break before resuming the episode. We get to live vicariously through El…

Drink of the day: Smoked cherry Manhattan 2 oz bourbon, 1 oz sweet vermouth, .5oz cherry liqueur. This is our fortieth episode! Recorded in front of a live audience. We are joined by the owner of The Shop Cigar Lounge, Mike Simmons. We talk cigars, bourbon, and the SuperBowl.By Fatties Over Forty

No drink of the day. Jonesy and Blanco tackle a restaurant dilemma and let you know when it’s okay to complain about bad food or service. We share which NFL stadium beer prices. Where does your team stand? The playoffs are here. We preview all the Wildcard games. Blanco picks each game.By Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day: Tootsie Roll shot 2 oz Kahlua and splash with orange juice. The Fatties are back with another informal survey. We settle the debate on wearing socks to bed. We discuss the common courtesy rules of air travel. We review a wild story of a Pastor in NC keeping it real. We geek out about the kid that beat Tetris. We wrap up talking ab…

Drink of the day: French 75- 1 oz gin, .75 oz lemon juice, 1 oz simple syrup, 3 oz champagne. Happy New Year! Blanco and Jonesy talk about their recent guest appearance on “Welcome to Strawberry Hill”. We talk about NYE and our plans. Chapels in Vegas are full of people wanting to get hitched on 12/31/23. We discuss a woman who recently had two bab…

Drink of the day: Cinnamon Maple Whiskey sour 1.5 oz bourbon, 1 oz lemon juice, .5 oz maple syrup, pinch of ground cinnamon. Can garnish with a cinnamon stick. It’s our Holiday special. We have a holiday cocktail and review the topics of the day. Do you shower correctly? We talk about some strange southern food, pineapple sandwiches. What do you do…

Drink of the day: Poinsettia cocktail 1/2 oz triple sec, 3 oz cranberry juice, 3 oz champagne. Blanco and Jonesy are in the holiday spirit. We have a festive drink and have our shopping nearly complete. We talk a lot about driving and traffic. We discuss if DUI sensors should be mandatory on vehicles. Should you be able to run a red light that won’…

Drink of the day: Tidal wave 1.5 oz Titos, .5 oz blue curacao, lemon juice, lime juice, top with Pellegrino Limonita. Twitch streamer Dekition joins the show today. This is a bonus episode. This is a rap session. The conversation jumped all over the place from Pokemon to hemorrhoids. We also discuss a Buzzfeed article about weird house rules people…

Drink of the day: Peanut butter cup. 1 oz Skrewball, 1 oz 8 ball chocolate whiskey, 2 oz buzzball Choc tease, 4 oz cold brew coffee. We have a very special guest this week. Twitch streamer, Dekition, joins the show. We talk about his channel a bit and jump into out topics of the day. The double decker taco is back for a limited time. That leads to …

Drink of the day: Thanksgiving margarita: 2 oz tequila, 1 oz lime juice. 1 oz can-apple juice, top with sparkling apple cider. Blanco and Jones are back from Thanksgiving break and fatter than ever. The fat army caused RL a loss due to all you can eat shrimp. We discuss bad advice given to Millennials from their parents. Tyreek should stop doing in…

Drink of the day: Jager-rita 2 oz oz Jager, 1 oz triple sec, 1 oz lime juice, 1 oz simple syrup. The Fatties had a special guest. Italian Delight owner Rene Brunetti joins the show. We reminisced on the good ole days at Indian Springs mall, the first location of Italian Delight. Rene shares the story of the restaurant. Don’t worry, we talk about fo…

Drink of the day: Hard Mtn Dew Live Wire Blanco and Jonesy talk a lot about food. Is it okay for restaurants to charge extra when kids misbehave? Fat guy deal of the week is chicken nuggies. What are acceptable first dates? Blanco gives his fat four of the week.By Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day: Zombie punch 2 oz spiced rum, cranberry juice, tropical kool aid, and ginger ale Blanco and Jonesy talk about local news. It’s Halloween so we reminisce about trick or treating. We are over the pressure to tip. We learn we have been making servers angry for years. Taco Tuesday is now available for everyone.…

Drink of the day: Irish coffee shot Jameson 1 oz, Old Smokie Java Moonshine .5 oz, Holiday Irish cream .5 oz. Blanco and Jones discuss the new food options in KC. All fat kids will love the new restaurant. We fall in love with customized Oreos. Weird news stories from around America. Chiefs and Chargers preview. Blanco's Fat Four picks.…

Mimosa is the drink of the day. Blanco and Jonesy are discussing their favorite topics, food and football. Basis bitches are going hard in San Francisco. Tipping fatigue is real and we are experiencing it. A-Rod needs to go back to his darkness retreat. Taco Bell and Dominos have some new things we both love.…

Drink of the day: Mountain Jack 2 oz Jack, topped with Mtn Dew. Blanco and Jonesy are virtual again. We talk about Blanco's trip to San Francisco and share our thoughts on Alcatraz. Vermont says "Get out". College football recap. Preview of the NFL Week 5.By Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day: Tom Collins 1.5 oz gin, .75 oz lemon juice, 1 oz simple syrup, top with club soda Blanco and Jonesy share a story about an epic prank pulled by GenZers. Is Chandler Jones okay? Is Mac Jones a dirty player? Blanco goes on a rant about the unfair treatment of Jawaan Taylor. Week 4 NFL picks given.…

Drink of the day: Cuba Libre 1.5 oz rum, .5 oz lime juice, top with coke. Blanco and Jonesy have a traditional cocktail and give you an update on their personal lives. Blanco almost died and Jonesy is withering away. There was some talk of sports news. Recap of Big 12 last week and upcoming games. We talk about the disaster that is Chicago right no…

Blanco and Jonesy do their first virtual podcast. No drink of the day (the bartender is sick). They discuss the college football and NFL week one. We really wish Chris Jones would show up. Some predictions given for college and NFL. Please bet responsibly.By Fatties Over Forty

Sober show. Jonesy and Blanco are not drinking today. Man killed a goose at golf course. Tell wife’s concert stories about being molested. We get bad news live during recording. RIP Bray Wyatt and Terry Funk. Someone is getting new golf clubs.By Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day: Daiquiri Blanco and Jonesy discuss topic of the day. Blanco had a fun experience with all you can eat shrimp. Chiefsaholic caught more charges and KC BBQ is still the best.By Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day: Baked Russian. Blanco, Jonesy, and Danny discuss the upcoming college football schedule. Disclaimer, this chat is full of Pac12 and Big12 bias.By Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day Ammunition Bourbon. The maiden voyage. Jonesy and Blanco introduce themselves. Welcome to the bar, grab a seat and a drink. NFL playoffs discussed.By Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day Ginger chop: Don Julio, lime juice, maple syrup, and ginger beer. Listen at your own peril. This one is a bit cringe. We recap of our top 10 movies of all time.By Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day Jura scotch. Wrestling is the topic de jure. Blanco and Jonesy talk about their journey with professional wrestling. Favorite matches of all time.By Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day, Jack and Coke. Super Bowl preview dominated conversation. Chiefs v. Eagles. Recap of AFC and NFC championships.By Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day Backwoods Mud Pie whiskey with a splash of coke. Super Bowl celebration. Jonesy was WRONG about the Super Bowl. GO CHIEFS!By Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day “The Set-Up”, bourbon, perdon, and orange juice. Blanco and Jonesy talk about baseball. Why did we fall out of love with the game. Will the Royals suck again? Should we get a new stadium? Football def needs one to get big events in town.By Fatties Over Forty

Everyone has their own favorite drink. Spouses join the podcast. Tried to do a Guy’s pizza/deli review. Talking trash on Guy’s for not having a full kitchen. Gave review of Jazz. Tales from young days in Westport.By Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day Hard Mountain Dew. Blanco and Jonesy catch up after a small hiatus. Easter discussion. Both share their medical issues. Fast food discussion.By Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day Champagne Mule. Discussion of different bar glassware and booze. What happened to Miller High Life. Bud light controversy and public reaction. XFL discussed while watching live leads to NFL discussion. Stop comparing QB’s to Mahomes. The Devil’s lettuce makes an appearance while talking 420. Why we love Red Lobster.…

Drink of the day pre-packaged Jack and Coke and Lynchberg lemonade. “Why are we friends?” join the show. Moose and Max are the studio audience. NFL draft dominates the conversation. Recap of the first round.By Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day Baja Blast Hard Mountain Dew. Royals discussion, they still suck. Savannah Bananas review. We review best Jordan’s of all time.By Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day The McCall. Jameson, Malibu rum and Wild Turkey 101 with Sprite. Colorado golf trip recap. DB destroyed the 5-star resort. Brief discussion of Mizzou football.By Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day: Monster The Beast Unleashed Blanco and Jonesy talk realignment. Upcoming college and NFL seasons. Training camp highlights. Whose jerseys are flying off the shelves? NFL kicks off with the Hall of Fame game.By Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day Lynchberg Lemonade Jack Daniels, triple sec, lemon juice, and sprite. Taco Tuesday talk. Blanco and Jonesy give shout outs to their favorite Mexican Restaurants in the KC metro. We discuss how much people suck, you know who you are. Radom topics because this is our therapy. Does everyone need to go to college?…

Drink of the day Whiskey Smash: Ammunition Bourbon, lemon juice, simple syrup, and fresh mint. Apple releases a new product. Frank Clark has left the building and other NFL news. We miss heavy weight boxing. LIV merger with PGA.By Fatties Over Forty

Drink of the day Summer Beer: Coors Light, Tito’s vodka, Limonata, lemon juice. The Brown pants episode. Jonesy starts his weight loss journey with Wagovy. The NFL is no stranger to domestic abuse. We aren’t falling for the lip service. What happened to Kanye? Paulie Shore is an under rated genius.By Fatties Over Forty