))
We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to. Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time? Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it? Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await. As our Greek mate Sophocles once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?" So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!
Listen to us splutter through an old covid ridden episode as Danny Dyer shows up in the Hungarian woods to do his best Danny Dyer impression. Is Severance a largely unseen British horror-comedy classic? Have you had a worse work-related team-building weekend? Time Stamps: Review Start 16:38 30-second Countdown Summary (24:30) Who's this Goodpods Ha…
Dan invites himself on again as Ben starts questioning how the same shit keeps happening to the same guy over and over again. Every time Dan turns back up, a little bit of Ben dies' harder' inside... To add insult to injury, Dan turned up fully clothed after promising Ben they would warm up with some naked Tai Chi before recording. Is Die Hard 2: D…
As Ben continues to struggle under the unbearable weight of his massive talent, he thought best to rope in someone else to see if they can work with The Machholz. I don't think Sean will be coming back. Let's sit back and feast on two juggernauts of cinema, Sean Travolta and Dan Cage, as they Face.........Off in John Woo's 90's action classic. OOOO…
Best in class and the leading figure in the indie podcast scene, Lindsay from Schlock and Awe, joins Ben and some bald Batman wannabe to figure out the price for repairing Ben's blind eye after being attached virtually by the wannabe. There will be vengeance. Timestamps: (0:00) - Dan attempts a take-over (2:25) - What do we want from our Batman? (3…
F
FilmFloggers
1
86. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
54:10
54:10
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
54:10
Before listening to us waffle about this 80's classic, do yourself a favour and jump over to a proper show in the form of The Video Vintage Podcast. They are rewatching and reviewing every major film release of the 1980s in chronological order for your amusement! You brave souls! Check them out below, and then maybe come back to this junk. Or not. …
Back by not so popular demand and bringing a catchy new intro with him, Mr Dan Machholz is here to chat about a character that inspired him to procreate. Thanks for that, Logan. Could he not of gone with Wolverine? Will Dan become a permanent fixture of the show? Have you just thrown up in your mouth at the thought? Will we try anything for an extr…
Welcome to 15 minutes of Covid **Disclaimer** The first 2 minutes & 20 seconds of this episode are entirely riddled with technical mishaps for unexplained reasons. I blame Jada. And Irish COVID. On with the show. So now Ben can add Covid to the growing list of shit he's been lumbered with from Ireland. We missed the Oscars this year because of our …
I am blessed to live with an Irish republican. Rumour has it that said republican's Dad was the one who planted the bomb on Lord Mountbatten's boat... Tiocfaidh ár lá I heard her say this morning. No idea what that means. And you thought the Catholics and Protestants were at each other's throats...I'll stop now. With it being a day of celebration f…
F
FilmFloggers
1
84. Austin Powers Trilogy - Goldmember stinks (1997) (1999) (2002)
49:32
49:32
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
49:32
"You Know, I Have One Simple Request, And That Is To Have Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached To Their Heads!" The dream...And the only thing keeping this podcast going. Sharks with frickin laser beams quickly follow fame and fortune. Anywho, hop in our shaguar, and let us take you for a spin back to the first two Austin Powers films. And som…
F
FilmFloggers
1
83. Batman Forever - Watchalong (Flogalong) Can Ben sanction Fiona's Buffoonery?
2:01:16
2:01:16
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
2:01:16
Do you need a warm-up before seeing The Batman? Was Rpatz's emo Batz's not doing it for you? Are you in the market for a campier, nipple sporting Cape Crusader? Flogalong with us as we sit down and rewatch Batman Forever because everyone (no one) asked us to! You'll find no topics discussed during this episode because there was no way I was going t…
F
FilmFloggers
1
36. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) Would wearing your mums face be a good look for you?
27:11
27:11
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
27:11
Bulgarian Chainsaw Massacre? Walker Texas Chainsaw Massacre? We continue on our quest to get cancelled, bro. Topics sliced and diced during the episode include: The Gen z folk rear their ugly, gentrified heads. Fiona only talks about the films she knows. Fiona is tearing Ben Wiseau's world apart. Fiona doesn't know half the films she talks about. E…
F
FilmFloggers
1
82. Stranger By The Lake (2013) A French Erotic Thriller Drama
43:40
43:40
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
43:40
Two straight-ish men pop on their Asics for a stroll by the lake and, in the process, furiously masturdebate over whether or not an ejaculating penis is a barrier to entry? Topics rimmed into this episode include: Is Skype music good clubbing material? Ben gives his 2 cents on Disney +'s Pam and Tommy. Tom's erotic film knowledge is put to the test…
Roses are Red Violets are Blue I want to throw a chair at you. This film sums up our life since starting the podcast... Will you be my flogentine? I thought not. Happy Valentines Day! Topics discussed during this lovey-dovey episode include: Is Danny Devito shorter than Fiona? Surely not. Who's the guy who voices Homer Simpson? Is Ben the Michael D…
A day in the life of FilmFloggers: Crap out another average episode, Argue, Get a Bad Nights Sleep, Repeat. At least Tom Cruise gets to have some respite by dying...Edge of Tomorrow, everyone. Enjoy. Topics discussed during the episode include: Did you know SkyFie is short for Science Fiction? Childish name-calling gets us off to a strong start. Be…
F
FilmFloggers
1
34. Titane (2021) Can you give birth to a Ford Fiesta and live to tell the tale?
26:30
26:30
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
26:30
Who's bright idea was it to have Fiona watch a French body horror film about someone giving birth to a Ford Fiesta? (car make and model never confirmed. Spoiler) So Julie Doucorunau went from bitey veterinarians in Raw to a Serial killer Mechanophilia (people who like humping cars, bikes, tractors, basically anything but a Tesla, sorry Elon Musk) i…
F
FilmFloggers
1
33. Who's Ghostface? Was there more then one? Ben doesn't remember. Scream or 5cream or Scream 5 Review. (2022)
21:25
21:25
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
21:25
We've raised the bar yet again. Let me explain... We are the first podcast in the world to review the new Scream. This episode includes the first look at some new segments that will change the face of podcasting as we know it. One day they will make a film about us returning as legacy characters to pass the baton to the next generation of indie pod…
F
FilmFloggers
1
32. Is Scream 4 better then we remember? Does anyone care? (2011)
17:09
17:09
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
17:09
Are you ready? We're back with a whimper but back to doing 15 minutes of Flog properly. With 5cream oh sorry, Scream (catchy) just around the corner, we decided to dust off the old cobwebs, and like most horror fans across the globe this week, delve back into Woodsboro head (penis) first. Stay till the end (or skip till the end) to hear a sneak pee…
We have had this promo lying around the place doing nothing, so here it is, in the form of a trailer. This gives you a rough idea of what to expect from your flogging experience. Watch out for our New intro, outro and segments dropping in 2022! How exciting for everyone. A big thank you to Vick from Action B -Rated for producing the music. We miss …
Thank fu*k that's over. The first FilmFoggers episode where Ben hasn't ticked the explicit box. This means our ramblings on Klaus can be delivered to children worldwide. We did have one or two minor slip-ups but nothing 19 (yes 19) beeps couldn't fix. All for your listening pleasure. Have a great Christmas, Boys and Girls. Father Flogmas. Festive t…
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glor…
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glor…
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glor…
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glor…
Paul from Sp Filmviewers and I reluctantly let the ladies from our respective shows run wild for a festive chinwag about Kevin McCallister and his wacky Jigsaw origin story. Wanna play Fiona and Sophie's game? Happy Flogmas one & all! For the fans. Festive topics discussed during the episode include: Confusion rains down during the intro. We forget…
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glor…
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glor…
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glor…
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glor…
F
FilmFloggers
1
26. Jack Frost: Horror Forst (1997) & Jack Frost: Keaton Frost (1998)
39:03
39:03
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
39:03
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glor…
F
FilmFloggers
1
75. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
36:57
36:57
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
36:57
As we are still digesting the wildly successful Flogoween season, we thought it best that the team (Ben) put their (his) feet up and take the rest of the year off. This would allow us (Ben) to immerse ourselves (himself) in the festive season fully, spend more time listening to the many other great indie podcasts (FilmFloggers) and bask in the glor…
Festive Topics discussed during the episode include: This booming new Dildo Ben's purchased (mic) is pretty big. If anything, Tom sounds too festive. Would Christmas in Los Angeles cheer him up? Would the sights on show whilst strolling around your local town make for a good film? If I walk around West Hollywood long enough, would Sean Baker offer …
The dynamic Du...Three-Piece? Ben, The Thomas & Dan Machholz (I know, I know, this guy again) come together to talk about Batman Returns...For about 10 minutes, with the rest of the running time turning into an extended meet and greet. Also, The Thomas and I record in the same room for the first time, with not a sound foam panel in sight. Never aga…
We kick off the festive season with more horror...Naturally. Are we doing 31 films during December? No Are we doing way too many episodes again? Yes. Have we raised the bar? Or have we just put the word Flog in front of yet another Holiday? Flogmas. Has Fiona left me yet? No comment. Flogmas is here! Topics discussed during the episode include: Tom…
Believe it or not, we have another listener request. Several months late, but we got there. This request comes in from an old Fifa Pro Clubs acquaintance of mine, the colourful Jack Nash. Mr Nash has set up bundles of goals for me over the years, with 1 in 20 crosses finding their intended target. Thanks for the memories, Nashy. Who fancies a pre-C…
The flogoween hangover continues with two behemoths from the slasher franchise slashing it out to the death with Ronny Yu at the helm to add some martial arts flair and some questionable CGI choices. Got your nose! To help ease our hangover, we had the privilege of finally (my fault) welcoming Lindsay from the fabulous concoction of brilliance & ru…
F
FilmFloggers
1
69. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)
32:38
32:38
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
32:38
Flogoween bonus edition! We welcome back Dan Machholz's for a very special bonus episode. He then proceeds to ruin another iconic slasher franchise for me. Great bloke. Topics discussed during the episode? Is Dan just...Guest? Ben openly talks about his disdain for the Michael Myers masks for the very first time. Dan interrupts me throughout with F…
And that's a wrap on our 31 days of Horror Flog. Thank you to everyone who downloaded any of the episodes during October! In a year that featured a new Halloween film, it seemed appropriate to end proceedings on Michael Myers & his new housemates, Big & Little John. Keep an eye out for our Christmas Flogmas plans! Flogoween edition! Topics discusse…
Flogoween edition! Topics discussed during the episode include: Does the last 5 minutes fall off a cult cliff? The gatekeepers of hell, one of 10? One of 8? One of 54? I never had a treehouse. Were they all like this? (Green with envy) Was Toni Collette zooming across screen black comedy? At this point, would you be surprised if you saw a man with …
One of the Floggers mothers pops in to defend herself against numerous allegations of child abuse. And we briefly chat about The Blair Witch Project. Topics discussed during the episode: Do you want to hear where Ben gets his waffling from? How many times can we wobble the boom arm? I can't get a bloody word in. Has Fiona met her match? A normal-si…
Flogoween edition! Andrew from Kids, What Are We Watching Tonight joins me to chat about RZ's Halloween. Topics discussed during the episode include: What's a floggers episode without some technical mishaps? Your fault Andrew. Is dialogue such as "skull fu*king the shit out of you" going to look out of place in Rob Zombie's The Munsters? What gets …
Flogoween edition! Topics discussed during the episode: Paul & I delve into some found footage treats worth seeking out. Why did Hollywood feel the need to ram all these J-Horror remakes down our throats? Top tip - Don't look away from the screen when watching J-Horror. How many times can I say J-Horror? Does watching Naomi Watts pulling hair out o…
Flogoween edition! Topics crammed into the 15 minutes include: A great day for The Floggers, our first Universal Classic Monster Movie! Meanwhile, Fiona's feet are cold. Why bring up The Scorpion King in front of me? Is this show just a hotchpotch of shit? Breaking news, Ben doesn't seem to know what he's doing. Shocker An old screaming bag turns o…
Flogoween edition! Mark from a 100 things pod popped in to chat about arses. Sorry about this; we will be back for an episode on The Fly. Bear with us. Topics crammed into the 15 minutes include: Mark & I hard-sell you on our upcoming respective patreons. Monster Floggers? Would you buy Mark's leggings? I take the blame for the Nosferatu debacle. I…
Flogoween edition! Topics crammed into the 15-20 minutes include: We clear up the Amityville horror confusion by becoming more confused. As The Amityville Horror is such a unique experience, it received a never before seen IMBD score. Who knew the word demonic could be such a tongue twister. Fiona's mic takes another beating. Do you like your Ryan …
Flogoween edition Topics crammed into the 15 minutes include: We return to Fiona's Irish Horurra roots. No trivia on IMBD means Fiona & I have to have a conversation. How a bed-based business meeting gave Fiona a new incentive to improve. I stand with Fiona against the haters who continue to label her work dogshit. Ben's back defending himself agai…
Flogoween edition Topics crammed into the 15 minutes include: Why is Fiona so reluctant to talk about Leprechauns? It turns out this wasn't one of Fiona's favourite films. Have you ever seen a Leprechaun in tha hood? Not da hood. Have you ever been to the tha hood? Just to clarify, Fiona's a joke, not The Joker. Ben hits a pitch only dogs can hear …
Flogoween edition! Topics crammed into the 15 minutes include: Fiona finally apologizes for the Tony Todd Heat debacle. Fiona, God love her (someone has to), decided not to write down Tony Todd's character name. I'm starting to think Fiona's got a real problem with Tony Todd. It's always great to see Devon Sawa. How a wobbling Thomas thwarted me in…
Flogoween edition! Topics discussed during the episode include: "Among the half-dozen most repulsive films I have encountered in the course of some 10,000 miles of film reviewing." C.A. Lejeune - Observer. Oh, it gets worse, C.A, much worse... When Peter Cushing asks you to have a look, you have a look. Would you let The Thomas handle your marmalad…
Flogoween edition! Topics crammed into the 15 minutes include: That Halloween H2O comment aged well. Still working on Sky Fi. Just how aggressively weird is Mimi? Mrs Carmandy comes up again. Why there's plenty of shit kids giving plenty of shit performances. Fiona's hungry. PG brings a smile to Ben's face. Was it the hunky boys? Ben offers to shar…
Flogoween edition! Topics crammed into the 15 minutes include: Fiona complains that she's overworked. I have to remind Fiona that her language isn't in line with our charity work. Not even Dan Machholz & The Thomas are safe as they find themselves on the end of an unprovoked verbal assault. Fiona's attitude hits a whole new level of filth. Sky fi's…
