Best Fish Drunk Podcast Podcasts (2024)

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Ocean's 2, Office Cheerleaders, and Red Onion Cereal 50:29

3d ago50:29

50:29

The guys discuss how if you wear the same underwear from your 16th birthday until the day you die you will be a billionaire, when a bear will travel 125 miles just to destroy your Honda if he hates you enough, and why kindergarten drop off can be the most imperative step to becoming a successful tech magnate.…

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A Mannequin Graveyard, Heroic Necklaces, and Fossilized Crap 1:07:47

10d ago1:07:47

1:07:47

The guys discuss why Father’s Day shopping is never complete without a trip to an avian establishment, when it’s absolutely imperative to sleep in gloves on a commercial flight, and how terrible aim lead to the creation of an infamous list of records.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Cold Weather Leather, White Monkeys, and Beets by Ren 1:00:52

17d ago1:00:52

1:00:52

The guys discuss how timing is everything when picking up 80lbs of free frozen soup, why any novel read by a Russian scientist in Antarctica instantly becomes a murder mystery, and when a sketch of a Mets game can automatically exonerate the defendant.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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The Muffin Man and Tiny Drunk Pinocchios 1:03:45

24d ago1:03:45

1:03:45

The guys discuss why it’s imperative you never leave your “round disks of concrete” around Swedish chimps, how being bald leads to a much greater chance of reptilian concussions, and when enjoying a premature bear kabob triggers brain worms.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Mac & Cheese Ransom and Crime Scene Snacks 56:59

1M ago56:59

56:59

The guys discuss when is the best time to weed whack to prevent losing your tank, how rattlesnakes are completely indifferent when it comes to metal poles and a boot, and why becoming a lumberjack can only help your odds of eventually becoming an obstetrician.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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McFlurry Lovin’ Hedgehogs and One Pound of Go Fish 48:59

1M ago48:59

48:59

The guys discuss how $0.15 used to get your baby a ride on the mail truck, what are the absolute two most important things to protect when you’re hired as a hit man by an estranged husband, and why you should always bring a picnic basket to the pound when attempting to adopt a puppy in China.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Zero Entry Drowning, Flying Uteruses, and A “Free Pen” Vote 53:03

2M ago53:03

53:03

The guys discuss why you’d never hug a Siberian bear hunter goodbye when he leaves, how an Asian mouse statue in Russia serves as a reminder of lives lost, and when even a plexiglass fortified meth store can’t bring your stepbrother back.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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70MPH Poop Wall and The Disappearing Dumbbell 1:02:23

2M ago1:02:23

1:02:23

The guys discuss when a $35 t-shirt and front row seats can’t guarantee a laugh, how buying a gorilla at a Halloween party will get you prison time, and why a hot glue gun and a dream is detrimental to the battery industry.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Naked Microbiology and Snorted Danes 52:00

2M ago52:00

52:00

The guys discuss when a pizza place is “kinda closed” right now, how when a wife misses her husband (6 times) it results in a huge headache, and why you should never prematurely terminate a hunt for lost chop sticks.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Episode 130 : The Marriage Thing 40:01

2M ago40:01

40:01

It's been a minute! We had to clear with Legal if we are allowed to talk about our relationship still. --- Connect with Parade of Dicks: E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: paradeofdicks@gmail.com Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons Visit Lucy's webs…

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Norwegian Calming Paws and Self Defense Nose Jobs 55:18

2M ago55:18

55:18

The guys discuss how lack of regular physical exertion can lead to a trifecta of near death experiences, when a trip to Canada can get you in an ambulance and the Guinness World Record Book, and why Coca-Cola and endless hams leads to gator obesity.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Extreme Ironing, Robot Coyotes, and “STINK OUT” 48:46

2M ago48:46

48:46

The guys discuss exactly what is the most important item to pack when skydiving, why having an opinion while working retail in Scotland requires wearing a helmet, and how if 2 sailors can scrape up a sign no title is necessary to transfer ownership of a WWII submarine.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Pigeon Hats and Baby Nets 51:53

3M ago51:53

51:53

The guys discuss why all Mountain Dew should be opened by day 29, how owning a boat directly relates to an endless supply of free goats, and when a “First Name” salutation assures an effective recruitment campaign.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Without further ado, we love us some Teacher Vodka & Getting Clapped 51:40

3M ago51:40

51:40

The guys discuss how to enjoy a meal on an unstable surface, when violating a statue makes you fertile, and why a brown notebook can literally halt the waffle distribution in Tennessee.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Bonus Episode* Thermostat Guarding and A New Balance of Power (April Fools) 59:33

3M ago59:33

59:33

The guys discuss how the calendar can dictate entertainment, why it’s important to jump ahead almost an hour today, and when you realize you’ve been had knowing you sometimes just gotta sing along.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Episode 200!!! "Speed Hating ...no vegans..." 1:20:23

3M ago1:20:23

1:20:23

The guys discuss how smoking in birdcages is next to impossible yet eating a sandwich is not, why being a healthy Frolfer makes you way more popular during wedding season, and when removing your wide-brimmed hat assures you a free fifty pound Tarpon.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Family Nudist Camps, Meat Naps, & Deceased and Assist 1:01:42

3M ago1:01:42

1:01:42

The guys discuss how Damon’s saved soul qualifies him as a hero, when “six to a stick” is the only acceptable measurement for a green coaster on your table, and why turtle tunnels are essential in preventing train derailment.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Tobacco & Leather and Hotbedding 50:01

4M ago50:01

50:01

The discuss how flexible scheduling only guarantees frustration and not employment, why they will never put ATMs in funeral homes, and when a dog tossed over the fence to a polar bear will definitely be be caught with left hand and get you free admission.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Marrying the Dead, Burying the Alive, and Reeking of Feldman 54:42

4M ago54:42

54:42

The guys discuss how a pizza party makes every bank robbery more memorable, why swimming with pants on is imperative when you have a shellfish allergy, and when it’s justified to shoot a bear with an “alleged” drug problem.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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“He was Arrested and Kilt” 58:09

4M ago58:09

58:09

The guys discuss what’s the actual probability of being shot at 300 yards by a girthy bush, why you would never brag about the 30 acres you inherited from your Uncle Roland, and how path proximity is crucial when sounding the alarm for the leash police.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Medicinal Adultery and Wet Astronaut Bus Tires 1:10:36

4M ago1:10:36

1:10:36

The guys discuss who really benefits from having a fake family member at times, why a departed loved one should only expect a heavenly high five, and how a reckless semi driver can unknowingly reach hero status in the wake of his chaos.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Borrowed Cannonballs, Keistered Batteries, and Ping Pong Pigeons 54:18

5M ago54:18

54:18

The guys discuss how you never use the first beak when pulling an accurate measurement, why you can't expect 145 tons of black market chicken to be any cooler than room temperature, and when is the ONLY TIME you'll ever hear a mourner say "we're all better off". instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Au…

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Fish Banging, Prime Medical, and A Diarrhea 56:27

5M ago56:27

56:27

The guys discuss why choosing the correct prison activity can definitely change your sentence, how the lower your avocados hang the thicker your guacamole gets, and where your pizza literally comes out of the oven hot as lava. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transis…

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1950’s Appliance Silence, Lilo’s Bird, and A Moose’s Dozen 1:02:16

5M ago1:02:16

1:02:16

The guys discuss how timing is everything when it comes to a pebble exchange, why there’s so much collateral damage with Damon’s misdirected wishes, and when is the appropriate time to report a pee-soaked neck pillow. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm…

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Jeff’s Dip and Clown Pimps 56:13

5M ago56:13

56:13

The guys discuss when it is most important to wake up early in Finland, why someone telling you how hot your mom was leads to and early 80’s Rampage, and how death metal was monumental in the 1880’s to detour men from hosiery and booze. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted …

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Olympic Ducks and The King’s Chimp 53:55

6M ago53:55

53:55

The guys discuss why it’s fiscally responsible to always know where your driveway is, what makes the first 60 seconds of a random Central Florida garage sale so dangerous, and when showing “kindness” to your neighbors can get you life in prison. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcastin…

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“I got it on a timer.” “Ding Dong.” (Door Mac) 57:12

6M ago57:12

57:12

The guys discuss when a wafflestomp proves you did not cheat at Chinese Chess, how Canadians simply do not tolerate pretend witchcraft, and why having a mullet and an unpopular last name will get your bread an end cap display at your local grocer. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcast…

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Fisical Macironi, Cola Hugs, and A Wasted Coat Rack 59:29

6M ago59:29

59:29

The guys discuss when 25 minutes means it’s time to drop the purse and start the car, how wood testosterone is 17% greater than ball testosterone, and why holiday eye contact is so imperative in avoiding wang fractures. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm…

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A TCO Escape Room, Crappy AirPods, and The Wannabe Bus Driver 1:11:46

6M ago1:11:46

1:11:46

The guys discuss just how flammable paint CAN be on a Stanley mug, when stage diving CAN cost you a new pair of kicks, why being shot 27 times and getting hit with grenade shrapnel CAN still be better than being at home with the family. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted …

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Urinal Crumbs and K-Sooooooo Dip 53:16

7M ago53:16

53:16

The guys discuss why the new Grand Theft Auto will feature gospel music, how to play the odds of the dead jockey winning the race, and when a smoking corpse is the most expensive Uber. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm…

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“Come for the CPU, stay for the cookies” 1:00:45

7M ago1:00:45

1:00:45

The guys discuss how why when you go on vacation for 15 years your house gets demolished, how a man named Tony’s stories got completely omitted from a very popular book, and when a marketplace motherboard post is far more successful than Tinder. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcastin…

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#125 • Lick The Plate • Pod Bible Listener Polls • Latest Issue 18:13

7M ago18:13

18:13

Welcome to episode 125 of the Pod Bible podcast! The final Podbible of 2023, including details about the listener polls, the latest PB issue and a chat with the host and creator of Lick The Plate who joined Stu to talk about the show. Podbible Listener Polls Lick The Plate • Instagram • Apple Podcasts POD BIBLE LINKS Magazine Twitter Instagram Face…

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Unenthusiastic Leftovers and Garden Ammunition 50:21

7M ago50:21

50:21

The guys discuss why calling 719-266-2837 will automatically make any day better, how the complex anatomy of a turtle works while explaining it to Damon, and what might possibly be the world’s worst law firm representation. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor…

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Swedish Cannibals, Car Snacks, and Boioioing Powder 53:59

7M ago53:59

53:59

The guys discuss when it can be a felony if you “ain’t no hollaback girl”, why Domino’s regrets not thoroughly explaining what constitutes an “emergency” to Damon, and how Iowa is the hub for a crappy giraffe jewelry smuggling ring from Kenya. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting …

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Elderly Island and A Ninja Parade 1:01:03

7M ago1:01:03

1:01:03

The guys discuss why the answer to “Grandma Ending Thanksgiving $500” is “What Is Defecation?”, when confrontation is the only way to retain your Cheez-Its, and how cussing in front of a baby can result in homicide. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm…

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A Mouth Fence, Glove Dong, and “Something About Soup” 56:00

8M ago56:00

56:00

The guys discuss the hidden dangers of allowing retired opera singers access to their bow and arrow collection, how when you’re the first to invent something nurses lineup to rub it all over you, and why you’ll never have enough washer fluid to remove a corpse from your windshield. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamona…

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#124 • Reminding You Why You Love Football • Willy Willy Harry Stee • The Starting Line 40:37

8M ago40:37

40:37

Welcome to episode 124 of the Pod Bible podcast! Adam and Stu walk you through the latest in podcasts, including chats with hosts and creators of Reminding You Why You Love Football, Willy Willy Harry Stee and The Starting Line. Reminding You Why You Love Football Willy Willy Harry Stee The Starting Line POD BIBLE LINKS Magazine Twitter Instagram F…

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Episode 129 : Chronic Anxiety 1:20:21

8M ago1:20:21

1:20:21

Anxiety is no joke. --- Connect with Parade of Dicks: E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: paradeofdicks@gmail.com Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com Follow el Jong on Facebook: www.facebook.com/el.jong Follo…

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Smoking Tigers, Amish Shuns, and The MockKing 53:27

8M ago53:27

53:27

The guys discuss why an infection requires the correct anecdote to heal properly, when milk filled bagpipes guarantee you can be a hero for an entire millennium, and how you should NEVER let a woman enter your Dohyō! instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm…

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Episode 128 : Drunk 59:51

8M ago59:51

59:51

Someone was drunk while recording this epsiode. --- Connect with Parade of Dicks: E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: paradeofdicks@gmail.com Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com Follow el Jong on Facebook: ww…

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Body By Bodi & Bertha Benz Brakes 59:22

8M ago59:22

59:22

The guys discuss what it means to Finnish your beer while home alone in your underwear, why cinnamon and a blue raspberry slush guarantees a win for Damon on Holiday Food Wars, and how an attractive flight attendant and an overly confident G.I.Joe game gets you a story you’ll refuse to tell under oath. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/th…

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Episode 126 : Break Up (Part One) 44:46

8M ago44:46

44:46

Lucy details her most recent break up. This is part one with part two dropping the very next day. --- Connect with Parade of Dicks: E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: paradeofdicks@gmail.com Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons Visit Lucy's website: …

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Episode 127 : Break Up (Part Two) 44:46

8M ago44:46

44:46

Continuation of Lucy detailing her most recent break up. --- Connect with Parade of Dicks: E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: paradeofdicks@gmail.com Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com Follow el Jong on Fac…

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Floor Rolls and an Epic Bird Turd 59:47

8M ago59:47

59:47

The guys discuss when a 3 Casino head start is necessary for a fair race, how adopting a chimpanzee will make your kids dumber, and why Kia is the official car of the unemployed exotic dancer. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Transistor.fm…

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English AC and Dong Fang Scooters 52:51

9M ago52:51

52:51

The guys discuss how big an animal has to be to perceive Damon as adorable, why a routine tank inventory is necessary if you’re next to a scrap yard, and who is responsible for the Drunken-Trash Panda Movement currently plaguing Germany. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted…

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Viking Kittens, Friday Plans, and A Stoop Poop 51:02

9M ago51:02

51:02

The guys discuss how loading your belongings on a cart repeatedly solidifies a new customer discount, why the absence of heat in a snake shape will endanger the entire trailer park, and when a fat guy using an 800PSI bidet in your front yard means your vinyl siding is clean. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted R…

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Bonus • Alex from Distorted • Emma from On Tour With Sport 24 32:47

9M ago32:47

32:47

Welcome to a very special bonus episode of the Pod Bible podcast! As always the hosting duties are expertly handled by Adam, with guest interviewing action conducted by the mighty Stu. Two lovely chats on this bonus ep, featuring Alex Jungius of Distorted, and Emma Saunders of On Tour With Sport 24! A fabulous two chat episode which truly gets to t…

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AWOL-aby 50:27

9M ago50:27

50:27

The guys discuss why the perfect toilet paper is monumental when cleaning up the sloppiest of kisses, how the ladies couldn’t care less about your scientific prowess, and when a privacy fence, chicken coop, and a blind eye can get you out of child support. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohiv…

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“Singers and Zingers” 48:17

9M ago48:17

48:17

The guys discuss who’s the only person in the whole world that’s more self-confident than Damon, why it’s so imperative to be loud if you want to hear Piano Man, and what exactly is the stripper to machine operator in one of the luckiest of factory jobs you could ever have. instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Re…

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"Break Glass" 54:08

10M ago54:08

54:08

If you're reading this then that means we are in a state of emergency or Ted's finally had enough of Damon. Either way, enjoy the nonsensical banter between two idiots that apparently cannot get their priorities straight this week! instagram.com/thatchecksoutwdt facebook.com/thatchecksoutwithdamonandted Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting Hosted on Tr…

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