"Sixty seconds? It takes sixty seconds just to say your name!" 'Oh how very droll!" © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.comBy Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

"Shouldn't you be slowing down at your time of life?" "Slow down? I'm in the vesperal period of my life, sonny. Out of my way! © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com…

Agatha found a handwritten note from Cyril in her bag. ‘My Darling, please rendezvous with me tonight at 7 p.m. Location, our secluded amour. Before we join the crowded dinner party, must have a romantic tête-à-tête.' © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maxim…

In the gloaming of their lives together, Margaret and Fred never failed to give each other a loving embrace before bedtime. © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com…

As Paul reflected on his past, he felt a deep sense of solecism. © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.comBy Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

"Let's catch the .... the thingy to go down town!" "The thingy?" "Yes, you know, that thing that has lots of seats, a big steering wheel, a driver, the whatsamecallit!" "Do you mean, bus?" "Isn't that what I said?" © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus …

'Jan is in the library all the time, why?' 'She is looking for a sapiophile,' © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.comBy Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

'Hey, watch out for the afterclap!' © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.comBy Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

Please, Cody, manducate, manducate your food! © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.comBy Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

Nigel, I'm overcome by your swashbuckling acts of derring-do! For a little giggle, do have a look at the following: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzgS61zgPEg © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.c…

The monthly meeting of the 'Ultracrepidarian Society' will be held tonight at 7.30 p.m. Topic: Things we know nothing about! © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com…

Don't worry about me; I'm in a desiderium state of mind today!' © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.comBy Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

'And why is it, Henry, that scientists don't trust atoms?' 'Could it be that atoms make up everything, sir?' 'Oh, very droll, Henry, very droll.' © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com…

'But they were so rude, so arrogant, so .....' 'Churlish?' © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.comBy Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

They thought leaving through the window would be an inconspicuous way to leave—they were wrong! © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.comBy Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

'Everybody looks at him when he laughs.' 'You mean he was conspicuous by his booming laughter?' © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.comBy Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

Freodful is a glorious nineteenth-century world that holds a precious gemstone meaning for today's world.By floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

'She's so clear and easy to understand. Is she lucid, or luculent?' © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floyd@floydsvoicerecordings.comBy floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

'Are you sure he's not a bird? He sounds like a bird. I can't understand a thing he's saying!' © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floyd@floydsvoicerecordings.comBy floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

Run! Here comes truculent Terry in his big red truck! © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floyd@floydsvoicerecordings.comBy floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

Hey, I have an idea. Let's all embrace the eunoia way of life! © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floyd@floydsvoicerecordings.comBy floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

Obloquy, there must be another way. © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floyd@floydsvoicerecordings.comBy floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

There is no 'I' in team, the coach told his players. But there is in the word, winner, said the mighty cockalorum, beating his chest!By floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

"Deport him! Deport him!" Cried the crowd. "No! He only needs to change his deportment!" Said Mr. D'Porter.By floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

I might not know whether I am Martha or Arthur, but one thing I do know - I am thoroughly discombobulated!By floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

Banjo Patterson, Mulga Bill's Bicycle. Mulga Bill's Bicycle is a ballad written in 1896 by Banjo Paterson. It was originally published on the 25th of July 1896 edition of the Sydney Mail.By floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

"She must be a doctor." "Why do you say that?" "Have you seen her handwriting?"By floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

"How absolutely stunning! So many knick-knacks." "Welcome to my home of a thousand catchpennies."By floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

Banjo Patterson - The Man from Iron Bark "The Man From Ironbark" is a poem by Australian bush poet Banjo Paterson. It was first published in The Bulletin on the 17th of December 1892. The poem relates the experiences of a man from the bush who visits Sydney and becomes the subject of a practical joke by a mischievous barber. Andrew Barton "Banjo" P…

"Hey, where did those butterflies come from? His wallet, I think!"By floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

'The Greatest of these is Love'By floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

'Mum, dad's outside splashing around in the rain again!' 'Oh, that pluviophile, will he never stop?'By floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

"He's a funny puck, isn't he?"By floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

Why is that person so angry? He's not angry he's a mumpsimus!By floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

We all thought Rosie was just a big chatterbox, but then we found out she was wonderfully and charmingly loquacious.By floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

Is it a dilemma? Or is it a dulcarnon? What's the cuckoo got to do with it?By floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson

Bill, the happy-go-lucky pogonophile, loves to show off pogonotrophy for all the world to see!By Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson