The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary ...
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Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E09By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - World War Z
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches World War Z. This movie is about an alleged Zombie outbreak becuase of Joe Biden.By Green Blooded Bastard
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Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E08By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Boy Kills World
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Boy Kills World. In this movie, Pennywise kicks ass while his inner thoughts are narrated by the fucking guy from Bob's Burgers ffs.By Green Blooded Bastard
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Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E07By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Street Fighter
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Street Fighter. This movie is based on the thinnest story from a video game! Haha, fml.By Green Blooded Bastard
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Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E06By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rebel Moon—Part One: A Child of Fire. This movie is an original concept based on a Star Wars story that never got made, with some slow-motion thrown in for fun.By Green Blooded Bastard
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Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E05By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Paranormal Activity 2
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity 2. This movie is about a demon, with cameras in a different house and still no music. It continues, so God has mercy on my soul becuase this one is a slightly better film.By Green Blooded Bastard
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Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E04By Green Blooded Bastard
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Flash. This movie is an expensive turd that sucks more dick than filipino ladyboy during fleet week, but has it's moments of fun!By Green Blooded Bastard
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Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E03By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Shut In (2016)
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Shut In (2016). This movie is about a woman with a crazy kid who is Shut In.By Green Blooded Bastard
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Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E02By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Paranormal Activity
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity. This movie is about a demon and cameras in a house and no music. It has started so god have mercy on my soul.By Green Blooded Bastard
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Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E01 This is the first episode of a new side podcast called Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard and it will be released weekly each Thursday until all the episodes are released comprising the complete series.By Green Blooded Bastard
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Evil Dead. In this movie, some friends take a drug addict into the woods and shit gets real sucka.By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith Blu-Ray
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith. This one is is probably the best of the prequel trilogy, but that isn't saying a whole lot in the grand scale of things.By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult. This movie is about a large cocked fuckwad copper that is newly retired until they pull him back into the job and is a let down from the highs of the second one, but it still has it's moments of fun.By Green Blooded Bastard
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deadpool 2. This movie is about a guy named Deadpool who kills shit and still can't die. He's got a hot girlfriend, a bitter friend named after an animal and his roommate is a blind black woman... what more could you possibly ask for? Fucking CABLE that's what!…
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Green Blooded Bastard - The Naked Gun 2.5 The Smell Of Fear
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Naked Gun 2.5 The Smell Of Fear. This movie is about a large cocked fuckwad copper that is out of his mind and somehow still saves the day and got better at being a copper.By Green Blooded Bastard
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Injustice. In this movie, Superman gets his feelings hurt and decides to lose his shit and bust his nut over everyone's face!By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Harry proves the Dark Lord is a bitch and learns to hate the color pink.By Green Blooded Bastard
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches They. This film is just not that good, but fuck it that why I watch them for you!By Green Blooded Bastard
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Joker. In this movie Baby Batman gets to be the butt of the Joke again.By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - When A Stranger Calls (2006)
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches When A Stranger Calls (2006). This movie is a remake that works well enough, but it kinda trips on its dick more than not.By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Hulk vs Wolverine
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hulk vs Wolverine. This movie is semi-dope as hell, and the Canuck is pissed, but he will cut you up, son!By Green Blooded Bastard
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Soldier. SciFi fucking nonsense at it's 1990s excess!By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Cigarette Burns (Masters Of Horror S1E8)
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Green Blooded Bastard - Cigarette Burns (Masters Of Horror S1E8). I'm going to watch all the mini films in this whole series, and this is the eighth episode!By Green Blooded Bastard
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man 3. Whip them tiddies out! Tony Fucking Stark!By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Texas Chainsaw 3D
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Texas Chainsaw 3. This movie is semi-dope as hell, and Leatherface is in 3D, but it will cut you up, son!By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Deer Woman (Masters Of Horror S1E7)
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Homecoming (Masters Of Horror S1E7). I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 7th episode!By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Don’t Worry Darling
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Don't Worry Darling. This movie is a wasted concept that is more boring than the behind-the-scenes drama. I'd say watch it once, but that's it! HAHABy Green Blooded Bastard
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man 2. Let the good times rool and then whip them tiddies out!By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Scooby-Doo! And KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Scooby-Doo! And KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery. This movie is a fun and KISStastic film. Decent use of their music and some strange Jack Kirby inspired visuals.By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Silent House
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Silent House. This movie is very fucking boring and uber lame, but at least it's not that fucking animated Mario film that I watched.By Green Blooded Bastard
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean’s 8. This film is about some women stealing shit because it's fucking fun and easy and why not mother fucker!By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Leatherface
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Leatherface. This movie is fucking lame and is an unneeded origin for Leatherface. fuck it son!By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Homecoming (Masters Of Horror S1E6)
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Homecoming (Masters Of Horror S1E6). I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 56th episode!By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist. Fuck it, so this is a sequel to that Nic Cage one, so I guess I'll have to go back and watch that one now, too, because I'm a goddamned completionist.By Green Blooded Bastard
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches I See You. This movie is fucking boring and relatively lame, but at least it's not that fucking animated Mario film that I just watched.By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - The Super Mario Bros. Movie
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Super Mario Bros. Movie! This movie is fucking boring and relatively lame and I wish I would have fallen asleep during it. #tits #ass #mario #bigdickBy Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Spider-Man: No Way Home
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spider-Man: No Way Home. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for p33ps! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! Marvel went balls deep with this one son!By Green Blooded Bastard
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lady Bird. It's a coming-of-age story about the titular Lady Bird and her coming of age.By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. So it continues!By Green Blooded Bastard
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Another Me. This movie is what you thought it would be, haha! Fuck Joffrey Jonas!By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. This movie is fucking tits! Love it, Live it and Balls Deep Bitches!By Green Blooded Bastard
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom. Tom Hardy was like hey Topher hold my beer son and jumped into the lobster tank! OH HELL YEAH SON!By Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Some Kind Of Wonderful
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Some Kind Of Wonderful. It's a gender bender Pretty in Pink that is ready for you to give it a shot!By Green Blooded Bastard
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