We’ve had a long lasting crud. We aren’t all the way dead. And we don’t want to turn into the old folks talking about their health concerns. But here we are. It’s only fair since vaccines could help so many kids. The measles are miserable. Does it make a difference if you speak out or explain your opinion on social media? Are we living in 1984? Don…

We’re remodeling and one of our fur babies disappeared. We were distraught. She was traumatized. Etiquette is necessary for groups to get along. I went with a buddy to see Collective Soul. They were fantastic and I discovered a bad I missed. Footballer Michael Irvin has given rise to the next rap supper star, and he called him out.…

Soup Beans and Cornbread are an Appalachian delicacy, and I’m a lucky woman because Hank is a hillbilly chef. How to live longer? We’re doing pretty good. Do you stay together or get divorced for the kids? It’s sad how many have to make that decision. Phil Mickelson bets a lot. A whole lot. And what is Twitter now? X?…

Ah Ha moments. I was today years old when I found out. Shoutout to Men’s Warehouse and film by the foot. Testosterone has been great, but now something else is outta whack for me. Hot Flashes are horrible. Hank had Jury Duty but he didn’t get picked. We went to the mall, and kids on those roving stiffed riding animals horrify me. Wait till grandma …

It’s our pleasure to introduce our second pod cat, the Bonnie Situation. Tipping is out of control. Either people who know damn good and well tipping is expected at all sit down diners and DON’T or websites and vending machines want tips. And the expected amount is crazy. But maybe that’s because we’re all expecting a recession that’s not materiali…

We’re glad we got out and smelled the popcorn for Guardians of the Galaxy. That’s a blockbuster movie and why people go out to experience it. Outhouses played a part in my traumatic past, and when faced with the most elegant, decked out outhouse ever, I froze. Is there no Scotch Irish pride in Appalachia because we all converted to Protestant churc…

It’s been a bad week for the National Guard. One of theirs was arrested for leaking secrets to his gamer buddies. Another was arrested for applying to be a hitman. I don’t remember ever hearing about problems like these. Introducing a new segment: Petra’s funny trauma stories. This one is about Tupperware. I’m healing by telling stories from my chi…

– First reaction videos are a thing. They are pretty fun! Check out some of them with your favorite classic rock songs. – Hank’s dad died. That is making us ponder things. – Hank is reading Loretta Lynn’s book Coal Miner’s Daughter. It’s a classic. She grew up in the same place, at the same time and under the same circumstances as Hank’s dad. – Can…

Banking is rigged. Read everything before you sign it. It’s been so dreary, dark, and cold here. It’s called Blue Monday because of the weather, post holiday debt, and failed resolutions. The news is unwatchable. Some folks did a study about teenagers seeing porn. It sounds more like some folks found out which teens lie. We have way too many young …

We’re happy to introduce Ripley, Podcat 2.0. She’s our only child, so we gush. Are we already becoming cyborgs with our phones giving us photographic memory and access to Dr Google? We typed our term papers on typewriters. I’m all in on House if then Dragon, loving the female viewpoint as much as the dragons. I relate to the utter dysfunction of th…

This show is in memory of Chairman Meow. I’m scared I’ll never love any animal as much as I loved that mean grey cat. There is a kitty shaped hole in my heart. I’ve been loving television lately, and picking the shows. We both liked The Sandman. Hank liked The Boys until the end, and I think he’s only putting up with House of the Dragon because I’m…

LGBT lmnop. We’re confused. How about “No Hetero.” Orville Peck, what a unique dude. We’re DINK’s. Dual Income No Kids. We skipped the gene pool. We’re getting over COVID. Even vaccinated it’s a weird virus.By Hank and Petra

Will Smith had time to consider that slap. It totally overshadowed his win (and Samual L Jackson’s too.) Jada used the look on him. Red Hot Chili Peppers are auditory garbage, the Ron Burgundy of rock. And you can’t escape them. They’re putting out new crap. I wasn’t allowed to watch Momma’s Family growing up. Figured out why. I binged Seven Year S…

Chairman Meow is a picky little shit and finding her food has been challenging. I’m doing the Master Gardner training and volunteering. I’ve find my tribe. My outrage subs have been active lately. I can’t imagine what possesses people to keep “pets” that cause so much death, destruction, and STRESS. And what’s going on in Ukrainian is freaking us o…

I’ve found a breed of cat that matches Chairman Meow’s description exactly. Their name, Nebelung means creature of the mist. It tears me up to think of losing her, so of course I’m stalking one. I’d much rather find a “street kitty” but the personality is exactly my little grey shadows. We spent New Year’s Eve with our Fancy Friends, and enjoyed th…

Pappy just celebrated his 90th Birthday with a bang. Now he’s back on line. Hank’s got great genes and a plan to keep him off of Facebook. Is Elon Musk bullying Jeff Bezos? Hank sure thinks so, but I think it’s hysterical. Captain Kirk is going to space, and I’m finally paying attention to the space race again. Great move! We visited with my buddie…

I’ve been binge listening to the Belief it or Not Podcast. It’s reassuring to hear that other people also grew up in a cult and got out. Hank had two young fellas painting a fence. He let them make their own mistakes. Never Gonna Give You Up has hit over a billion views. Free Guy is a shockingly good movie. See it. And we’ve had it with our unvacci…

We are a little rusty but we are back at um! We hope you enjoy tonight’s show.By Hank and Petra

I’m joining a gardening club. At least I’m trying to find a pod of badgers. We got a package from my love cousin! People with complicated orders shouldn’t go through drive throughs. They’re annoying enough inside. Pipeline pays ransom. Yikes. Crazy oath of office in Kentucky. A Kentucky bourbon wins best tasting. Hank’s a KY snob. And we went to an…

Our renters have a fat cat. Lost DMX and Prince Phillip on the same day. Kim Kardashian is now a billionaire. Pandemic Pounds. Ugh. And the book Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell explains what it means to be a hillbilly pretty well.By Hank and Petra

A cat on a baseball field is my favorite part of base ball. DMX has lived a rough life. We still love Up in Here. Little Nas X isn’t my kind of music, but I like his “Call Me By Your Name” video. And we’re talking about him! A Russian MMA fighter lost a finger in a match. They really lost it. The art of robot Sophia. Okey Dokey. And an unopened Mar…

We are both vaccinated now. My one dose didn’t hit me as hard as Hank’s second dose hit him. Still worth it. Japan makes robot seals that respond to nursing home patients affection. Hank started a pool league night and even I’m learning to play some. And our friends have so much drama in their relationships right now.…

Super Bowl. Vet Trip. Gender Reveal Party. Armie Hammer. Snow Removal Fight. Cicadas. AMC and GameStop. Nazi Secretary. We did the most American thing ever and watched the Super Bowl to Half Time. Poor Chairman Meow got her teeth cleaned. She came home staggering. Gender reveal parties suck and tend to go horribly wrong. Knock it off. Who is Armie …

We were snowed in for our best Christmas ever. So we did it again New Years. COVID will mark 2020 forever. What a weird time. It also gave gonorrhea a boost. Bill Belichick passes on a Trump medal of Freedom. News from space. We may be hearing our neighbors. And I’ve found a 5 hour nightly Star Trek marathon on antenna tv. Donald Trump is a jackass…

Hillbilly Elegy hits Netflix. We agree it’s thumbs up, but a tough watch. Very realistic. This would have been a theatrical release. But movies are coming directly to streaming. What’s the future of theaters? Don’t let moose lick your car. As entertaining as it sounds, its bad for the moose. We are savoring Big Mouth on Netflix. I think Hanks secre…

Inappropriate Costumes. Scary Movies. Borat. Kanye West. Eddie Van Halen. How do you know what’s an inappropriate costume? And does child abuse foster greatness?By Hank and Petra

Joe Arpaio records a Cameo welcome to a furry convention. Hillbilly Elegy hits close to home for both of us. We went to a wedding. Netflix was a steal back in the day. And a simple phone is a great ideal.By Hank and Petra

I finally read a book! How could I resist an X Men/Star Trek crossover. I made it through that book. We’re glad it’s not as hot as Death Valley. But Hank felt an earthquake. Aussies know how to earn husband points: shark punch! Why oh why do we call them waspers?By Hank and Petra

Petra’s following the Johnny Depp vs Amber Herd media drama. Maybe it’s schadenfreude watching Amber Turd get some karma. Christian Hillbilly Tarot Cards?! Yea I had to have em. How far back should we go changing names? Hank went fishing and review The Black Swan (book) for us.By Hank and Petra

WV elects their first trans councilwoman. We’re guilty pleasure enjoying RuPauls Drag Race. This leads right in to watching Behind the Candelabra. Who else remembers Liberace? Ford Bronco taking advantage of 90’s nostalgia and odd coincidence. NASCAR has been progressive about the Confederate Flag, and they certainly surprised, warmed my heart and …

Introverts seem to be coping better with COVID stay at home orders. It is hard to be with the same person all the time. UK just cleaned house in their cheerleading program. There’s smoke but some people still say there’s no fire. Is it a Karen ruining the program? Joe Rogan just made podcasting millions. Blasts from the past mix up of Van Halen and…

We’re taking full advantage of the shut in. I’m learning to sew and gardening like a mad woman. We’re playing video games and connecting. Poor Chairman Meow has a full on panic attack when I tried to clean her ear. NOPE, she’s getting doped and taken to the vet. Did anyone know Tupac is alive and well and drawing unemployment in Kentucky? Had has s…

This is a historic time. We will all never forget the events of the past few months. If your not a little scared by all of this your a fool.By Hank and Petra

The Corona Stock Market collapse and the toilet paper shortage of 2020. Meow got tranquilized at the vet. And how did these dirty lyrics make it on air?By Hank and Petra

More adventures in Real Estate. That’s not how this works? Not only assholes drive Mercedes. What’s your kids show name? Did half time at the Super Bowl upset you? Listen to a mummy speak. Bobby Knight might drive said Mercedes. And I’m obsessed with the Johnny Depp Amber Heard Drama. I said she scary.…

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We hit a landmark in life. Our deal happened and now we’re distressing and catching back up on life. Is Ball in the Family the next Jerome Jackson tragedy? Two thumbs up for The Boys on Amazon Prime and The Righteous Gemstones on HBO. How much does a date cost? Depends on where you live evidently.By Hank and Petra

We know we say this every time, but it’s been nuts lately. Tank Girl got smashed in a parking lot and I’m outraged. We’ve had family drama. And Hank rants a bit. We enjoyed Once Upon A Time in Hollywood. It’ll be a classic. Wasping. I just hate when my home state is in the news for something so stupid.…

Adventures in Real Estate or wow you just made eastern Kentucky uncomfortable with your racism. Should strip clubs take food stamps? He had WHAT? Are we gonna storm Area 51?By Hank and Petra

– Petra loves the show Good Omens. Apparently there is a petition against it. – Who knew that Cracker Barrel was gay friendly? – Cat Foxes are a real thing and a new species of animal. – You can now trade mark any dirty word, slogan or image you want. – Country rap? Why not?By Hank and Petra

We give our Game of Thrones post mortem. Samsung just rendered reality meaningless. Chernobyl has been interesting. I’m falling into the Reddit hole, and Hank liked Godzilla.By Hank and Petra

We’re the weirdos enjoying season 8 of Game of Thrones. We’ve got love for episode 5 and predictions for the end. We review the reviewers too. If your livelihood depends on a TV show, why do you blast it? Momma Drama! Momma has a spot of skin cancer. She’s getting lots of attention. She likes the C word a lot now. She used her time in the spot ligh…

We had a perfect dinner and drinks with Kathy Kline of Rock Your Retirement Podcast and her husband Les. They are inspirational. We got a call from MOMO It was a great weekend to be a Geek! You’ve been warned. We spoil everything.By Hank and Petra

Princess the Pig is in the news for all the wrong reasons. We’re someone’s Appalachian Adoptee. I was the wrath of Karma for one shining and inarticulate moment. Hank’s music picks.By Hank and Petra

Momma Drama is becoming a reoccurring segment of our show. It’s how I’m dealing with it! We watched way too much horrifying TV the last couple of weeks. I would say trigger warning, but our regular listeners know that by now. So MoMo is a big deal now. After everything else we talked about, all we could do was laugh. And Captain Marvel is a favorit…