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An Aussie and NYCer talk worldly happenings, sex, relationships and earthly entertainment! Your hosts Heath and Gretchen (Heathen) met in Australia on 10 February 2021 and moved in together the next day. Join Heathen on their lovescapades! New episode drops Mondays in the US / Tuesdays in AUS on all pod platforms! Music by Nathan O. Wills
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G'day Heathens! Heath and Gretchen have to move again and are here with the update! It will be the 9th time Gretchen moves in a 36 month period! Heathen also discusses the concept of humans being brands; why they feel bad for Kanye; and how to get a passport for a three week old! Heathen Down Under hits 52 episodes next week! Tune in now to hear He…
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Heathen is here this week with baby passport updates and the low down about bartering sperm down under! Heath and Gretchen also discuss the Australian Netflix mystery known as Byron Baes! Heather further talks giraffe-like asteroids, Tom Brady's fake retirement and why they love Dolly putting ice on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame! Hear about the hi…
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Heathen delves into Anna Delvy this week and respect for her scamming ways! We also talk about the inherent human quality of being contradictions and what postpartum no sex life is like! Tune in to hear why Gretchen won't be wearing a Paris Hilton tracksuit and what's been happening in the land of corrupt Aussie politicians!…
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Heathen returns following week one of baby life to educate everyone about Japanese Lactation Bars! Gretchen quizzes Heath on sucking titties in pubs and whether or not this should rightfully become a paid gig for chicks getting their boob milk guzzled! Eastern Australia is under water at the moment and Heathen is here to update the world about our …
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It's story time this week Heathens! Gretchen and Heath introduce their baby boy Jack to all! Heathen also discloses the best and worst parts of being pregnant; what it's like to have an exorcism in the delivery room; and highlights of getting nitrous drunk! Gretchen chats about paying back for the perfect pregnancy with a hellfire labour that invol…
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Happy Valentine's Week Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back and sharing some worst date stories in honour of the Love Day! Gretchen tells the true story of getting legit catfished by a Frenchmen in Manhattan and Heath discusses dating app filters and what happens when they go too far! Heathen also gets into the complexities of being interesting an…
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G'day Heathens! Welcome to episode 46 of Heathen Down Under! This week we talk why we think Joe Rogan is racist AF; not being mad at the Tinder Swindler; and various rituals we've performed to shake our baby out! Heathen also gives a MAFS update and shares how the phenomena weighs up in the realm of international entertainment and Aussie television…
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G'day Heathens! Episode 45 is here and Heath and Gretchen are in the middle of an Australian heatwave! Shout out to all of our North American friends buried in snow! Join Heathen as we share a scary Australian Spider story from the week and delve into Neil Young hating Joe Rogan! We send a big shout out out to pregnant Rhi Rhi and provide an update…
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Happy week Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back talking about sex in hospital delivery rooms; the relocation of racist piles of copper; and why everyone is pissed off about Australia Day! Join Heathen as they reflect on the hot NFL happenings right now; how they feel about the Jamie Lynn Spears drama; and the epic cryptocurrency crash! Heath share…
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Welcome to episode 43 Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are here to tell you about getting attacked this week by an Australian Karen in the wild! Join us to hear about our favourite podcast episode of the week and spending time with our new friends on Talkin Sex Live with Chet and Diane! Heathen also covers weekly goss like Kanye's BD Petey clap back an…
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Welcome to episode 42 Heathens! We're live from the professional studio once again! Join us to hear about our very first guest spot coming up later this week on the Talkin Sex Live with Chet and Diane show! We also delve into the complexities of werewolf sex and the do's and don'ts of hooking up with strangers online! Gretchen and Heath share an Au…
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Happy New Year Heathens! Gretchen and Heath are here discussing Miley's top falling off in Florida and WTF was going on in Times Square this New Year's Eve! We talk about fireworks from our front yard and making out into the New Year! Heathen chit chats about the latest repercussions of the JK Rowling scandal, the capitalistic heartbeat of YouTube …
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Happy last show of 2021 Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are wrapping up the year sharing our highlights and lowlights of 2021! We discuss the James Franco interview, why Amber Heard's dog name is stupid and how to take a proper mugshot! Heathen also throws back to the Anthony Weiner scandal, gives an update about breaking onto Sofia Franklyn's podcast…
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G'day Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are here spinning episode 39 out of a professional studio this week and sounding sexy AF! Join Heathen for the goss about the Australian government printing health advertisements that feature B grade celebrities with needles pointing at their head! We also give weekly updates including judgemental market dwellers …
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Happy Tuesday Heathens! Episode 38 has arrived and Heath and Gretchen reveal the TRUTH about our RELATIONSHIP and being pregnant 10 weeks after we met! Heathen also covers our trip away this week, eating camel cheese and our views and feelings about pregnancy porn and naked preggo pics! Tune in and hear about the tragedy of small town Tindering; ho…
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G'day Heathens! Welcome to another Tuesday pow wow! This week, Heathen shares our feelings about the journey of Colton's coming out that we watched on Netflix and actually made through! Gretchen also shares her memories of Russians in New York City, which include being roofied and debatably almost kidnapped! Heathen also discusses the current compa…
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Hola mundano Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are here for week 36 to share the latest life-ly highlights; what's on our mind; and how to correctly send a dick pic! Heathen shares our feelings following the library cancelling our podcast recording dreams; Gretchen's fond memories of phone sex; and the latest Australian fetish scandal! Find us on the so…
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Happy Tuesday Heathens! This week Heath and Gretchen talk about why we reckon Adele is skating on thin ice! Gretchen also dissects whether or not she's going to get cancelled for liking the new Kid Rock song and Heath provides background about the latest Aussie cricket scandal and ensuing texts! Heathen further shares our nitrous goals; where to ge…
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Welcome to episode 34 Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are here to tell everyone about how to get busy in the blue skies of Vegas and which rock and roll stars are publically pissing down throats this week! Heathen offers further information about how to drink now and pay later in Australia; how terrible the pizza down here is and what that means for p…
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Happy Tuesday Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back for episode 33 with weekly updates from Australia; the silliest things striking us during the week; and views on our wonderful world! We're talking about Kim saddling up for Peter Davidson's big d*ck; how the Queensland Government told us all to beat off more; and the placenta partying people part…
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Ahoy Heathens! This week, Heath and Gretchen try to culturally concede why so many hammered men take it all off, on the spot. Heathen discusses the corrupt, corporate cesspool posing as the Australian Podcast Awards! Glady is touched on regarding her recent hearing with regard to smuggling Aussie tax dollars to her "not boyfriend". YouTube's captur…
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Join Heathen live from our Sofitel penthouse for Episode 31! This week Heath and Gretchen talk about their beachy photo shoot and how they fell in love with Noosa! Gretchen admires Kylie's knack to make pregnancy spandex iconic and Heath gives a Craig Kelly update! Why Brazilian reality TV trumps US shows is addressed as well as the killer motor sc…
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G'day Heathens! In our 30th episode we welcome Heathen Down Under's first guest, the owner of the CraigKellyMP.com domain! Tune in for our chat about who the scummiest Australian politicians are at the moment and why Craig Kelly deserves a big bag of dicks! The weekly catch up includes our feelings about Hunter Biden smuggling US art grants for cra…
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G'day Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back with their Madame X review! We share our favourite bits and more goss about our undying love for Madonna! Heathen further addresses our status of stranded on the great island of Australia; our joy about Britney being freed; and insight into our Adele meme! Gretchen discusses slutty pregnancy / motherhood …
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Welcome to our 28th episode! Australia is ripped with political scandals at the moment and we're celebrating the crashing of Facebook! Heathen talks about Hex cryptocurrency, its fearless leader and his current European tour. We're also getting into this week's ruby grand final and our feelings about the opening act! In entertainment, we've got far…
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Hello Heathens! The Aussies are getting angry because they won't let us out! Heathen is talking about being trapped in Australia, who's had enough and our fearful leader's global tour! Join us for our Melbourne earthquake experience, an update on our new pet magpies and feedback RE: Erykah Badu's new pussy incense! We're talking bad television to w…
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Namaste Heathens! Gretchen and Heath are back with birthday, ass and cocaine talk to make your day funner! Join us for titties on Tic Toc talk and why we support T&A likes and follows. Also, for the first time in Heathen Down Under history, an article of clothing makes the 'who we'd like to talk less' list. Heathen chats about how Australia needs t…
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Welcome back Heathens! We've been lunching all over the Sunshine Coast this week and keeping up with the latest coke-head goss that's burning through all the Aussie rags! Heathen chats about boycotting shit-house Aussie shock-jock radio DJs and how much we love the New York City weed laws in preparation for when Australia finally opens our internat…
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Welcome to episode 22! Did you know that you can't say sucking or fucking in an Only Fans profile? Join Heathen as they discuss how to get by the Only Fans compliance team as we take one step closer to Slutty Wednesdays! Per usual we get into who we want to talk less and our favourite eats along with our new why we hate the Internet special feature…
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We nailed around eight markets this weeks zooming around the Sunshine Coast on a mission for greasy goodies! Hear about why Australia needs to sort out its fried yums and US carnival treats that blow our mind! Heathen reflects on Only Fans voyaging toward a public offering; Gretchen's upcoming slutty Wednesdays show; and restless natives that are s…
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Welcome to episode 20 Heathens! Heath and Gretchen go deep into their Korean hot dog journey and forward plans to sling them around various Australian markets! Heathen reflects on Melbourne's lashing out at never ending lockdowns and discusses what might happen if anyone tried to put a US curfew in place. We talk about no dancing rules and orders t…
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Welcome back Heathens! Heath and Gretchen have a massively surprise announcement this week as they celebrate their six month anniversary of love falling! Join us getting into the deets about a new type of booting; a mega anniversary announcement; and people around the world who we'd like to talk less! Catch up about the Sunshine Coast happenings, A…
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Heath is still one footed after last week's update and Gretchen hits the streets for a Polish food excursion! Join Heathen for our second glorious week on the beautiful Sunshine Coast after being booted from New South Wales by the Yamba groblins! Hear about lockdown, more olympics chit chat and how we feel about Australian capital cities!…
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Heathen joins you this week from their new residence after being thrown out of their last house in episode five! Gretchen talks about how the Olympics go down in Australia and Heath gives some detail about a foot injury being nursed over the past three days. After being on the run for a couple of months plotting where to land next, the lovers have …
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In episode 14 Heathen shares updates of their last week in the rain forest and what went down whilst cruising around the north east coast of Australia. Gretchen provides and update about the report she received from a forensic expert proving that her real estate agent is a signature forging liar and shares a bit of background about the spy she acci…
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Heathen is live on the road this week and late for the travel premier episode! Catch up with Heath and Gretchen's weekly wrap about why the pod was late; the great Yamba escape; stops over the past four days; and the best weekly song! Gretchen also gets into her chin freezing moment and why other people in a similar situation might want to do the s…
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This week, Heathen talks about the fun they had horse betting, mini golfing and watching scary movies. Gretchen then shares her experience of having her signature forged by the psychotic Yamba real estate agent she accidentally signed a lease with. Heath talks about Gretchen hiding in her snow suit this week and the couple give an update about thei…
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Heathen is back for episode ten and has closed Heathen's Treasures to drive around Australia! This week Heath and Gretchen talk about things people wouldn't guess about them; why they hate Yamba; what they'd listen to if they could only listen to one thing for the rest of their life; and much more! We're gearing up for an immense adventure! Come al…
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