We knew you couldn’t live without our assessment of the Best & Worst of 2023, and our Predictions and Resolutions for 2024, so here they are! We also reviewed our Predictions and Resolutions from last year. How did we do? #youbethejudge Other Topics Include: TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP, & TRUMP, scientific breakthroughs, cloned meats, nuclear fusion, the c…

In this episode of the Hyperthetical Podcast we delve into what life would be like if it truly was Christmas everyday. Everything mentioned is lighthearted, however, we thought it would be fun to go and analyse these topics and discover their feasibility using science and factual sources. If you enjoyed this episode, please follow us!…

In this episode of the Hyperthetical Podcast, we discuss many topics, including how often do we think about the roman empire? Following the recent online trend. Everything mentioned is lighthearted, however, we thought it would be fun to go and analyse these topics and discover their feasibility using science and factual sources. If you enjoyed thi…

David Monster knew the Convicted Rapist, his Victims, his Supporters, AND how Scientology created a Haven for Predators. It’s not a pleasant journey, but it’s an important trip to take if you want to understand how anything like this can happen and be supported for so long, in this day and age. Other Topics Include: Donald Trump, MAGA, Taylor Swift…

What the hell is it doing up there? Sit down, cause you’re gonna be shocked! Do you know what the Maunder Minimum is? Nuclear Fusion? How stars are like Time Machines? Well, we do. Shut up and let us tell you! Other topics include: KARENs, A Bitch in the Crosswalk, Stars, Free Park Pizza, Rare Bird Show, Improv Reunion, Pramila Jayapal, Israel, Pal…

In this episode of the Hyperthetical Podcast, we discuss whether it is really possible to live at the bottom of the sea and be neighbours with the Titanic. Everything mentioned is lighthearted, however, we thought it would be fun to go and analyse these topics and discover their feasibility using science and factual sources. If you enjoyed this epi…

One of the hosts was personally involved in the whole Danny Masterson, Convicted Rapist, situation, but had no idea! Sure, they personally knew Danny and two of his victims, but it didn’t end there! We also report on the actual Conviction and the group of Scientologists who allegedly abandoned the victims and rallied to support Danny Masterson. Is …

One of the hosts just had a baby! Nathan, Erin, and David piece together the clues as to which one of them recently popped out a baby. That person then recounts the birth, which was described by the new mother as “the Dark Night of My Soul”. People think we just screw around when we're not recording our Podcast, but sometimes life happens, Bitch. O…

In this episode of the Hyperthetical Podcast, we discuss whether the cow really did jump over the moon! Everything mentioned is lighthearted, however, we thought it would be fun to go and analyse these topics and discover their feasibility using science and factual sources. If you enjoyed this episode, please follow us!…

In this episode of the Hyperthetical Podcast, we discuss how we have each grown our various YouTube channels and how you can too! Everything mentioned is lighthearted, however, we thought it would be fun to go and analyse these topics and discover their feasibility using science and factual sources. If you enjoyed this episode, please follow us!…

Most Amazing Person. Who is the Most Amazing Person you’ve ever met, and the one you want to meet? We reveal ours, and except for one, they’re a total surprise to everyone. Who are yours? Would they make your friends gasp? Other Topics Include: Jim Carrey, Jordan Peterson, Amy Sedaris, Dawn French & Jennifer Saunders, Kathy Burke, Alice Bag, Lisa M…

Where would you eat if money were no object. Join our fantasy tour of the places we would go, and lemme tell you, we were in awe the whole time, and our mouths were drooling! Other Topics Include: Oprah Winfrey, Megan McMarkle & Prince Harry, Free Bird Café, Poo Café Beijing, Labassin Waterfall café, Ithaa Underwater Restaurant Maldives, Renato Vio…

In this episode of the Hyperthetical Podcast, we discuss conspiracy theories and if they could be real. Everything mentioned is lighthearted, however, we thought it would be fun to go and analyse these topics and discover their feasibility using science and factual sources. If you enjoyed this episode, please follow us!…

How do you react in complicated situations? What decisions do you make under duress, and why do your answers make you a complete psychopath? We take you through engrossing queries then answer them ourselves. Play along, it’s a hoot, but you’ll have to figure out why you’re insane on your own time. #youcanleadahorse Other topics include: Velour’s gl…

In this episode of the Hyperthetical Podcast, we discuss whether we believe that aliens really could exist. Everything mentioned is lighthearted, however we thought it would be fun to go and analyse this topic and discover its feasibility using science and factual sources. If you enjoyed this episode, please follow us!…

WALT DISNEY is a PIECE of SHIT? Was he really Antisemitic? A misogynist? Racist? Has his head been thawed out from its cryogenic state? We answer all these questions and reveal a few more of his controversies and conspiracies in our attempt to figure out whether he was pure trash, or actually THE Shit. #itsasmallworldbitch Other topics include: Vel…

In this episode of the Hyperthetical Podcast, we discuss how we would each survive the eventual zombie apocalypse and how best to keep safe. Everything mentioned is lighthearted, however we thought it would be fun to go and analyse this topic and discover its feasibility using science and factual sources. If you enjoyed this episode, please follow …

Surprise! We couldn't let St Helens being crowned World Champs on Aussie soil pass us by without a dose of Saint David smugness could we!? So here's Mark & David recapping the big win for David's side and our competition. We'll talk about the match itself and the possible legacy this leaves. Plus, which was greater? Wigan in 1994 or St Helens in 20…

Is he a Piece of Shit? This was a tough one. We didn’t come to a conclusive decision. Even his biggest proponent had to admit they had conflicting feelings, after singing his praises for a solid hour. Does being a Cult member justify the means? Or, do the ends always lead to brainwashing? Please listen and let us know what you think. It would reall…

In this episode of the Hyperthetical Podcast, we discuss how we would each go around committing the perfect, and not so perfect, murder. Everything mentioned is lighthearted, however we thought it would be fun to go and analyse this topic and discover its feasibility using science and factual sources. If you enjoyed this episode, please follow us!…

Is Oprah THE Shit? After scouring through all the good and bad things she’s ever done, we make our decision. We thought this was a slam dunk, but the subject turned out to be more controversial than we thought, in ways we never expected. Boy, did we get a smackdown from a listener, live on the air! Other topics include: Rocky and Sylvester Stallone…

“Piece of Shit” or “THE Shit”? Over the last 8 years we have been working with a team of Scientists, Neuro Physicists, Behavioral Specialists, and Lesbians to develop an evidence-based template for measuring the worth of a Human Being. In this episode, we quickly run through ALL of Mr. Musk’s data to come up with a definitive and unanimous answer. …

We run through our Resolutions & Predictions from last year to see how we did, and were surprised to learn that we weren’t completely wrong. Then, we did it all over again, and cast our divinations and intended improvements for 2023. #YouHaveToBelieveWeAreMagic Other Topics include: Erin’s PG – pass it on, January 6th & the Insurrection, Trump, Mad…

In this episode of the Hyperthetical Podcast, we discuss the feasibility of Santa actually existing. This is of course absolutely true because Santa is real, however we thought it would be fun to go and analyse this topic and discover its feasibility using science and factual sources. If you enjoyed this episode, please follow us!…

In this episode of the Hyperthetical Podcast, we discuss whether hamsters can be used to power the world. This is of course impossible, however we thought it would be fun to go and analyse this topic and discover its feasibility using science and factual sources. If you enjoyed this episode, please follow us!…

Little Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr leads us through the good and the bad, the wondrous and tragic of the previous year. Some are surprising, some are exciting, and yes, some made us cry. #YoureWelcome #SorryBoutIt Other Topics Include: Game of Thrones, House of the Dragon, Fantasy Football, Philly style Pretzels, the Survivors of Sandy Hook, the Jame…

Would you take a risk and have an exciting life, or remain the scared little Bitch you’ve always been? We whip out some unbelievably entertaining questions that make you think, laugh, and renew your zest for life. Some listeners even join in with adorable answers and some pithy questions of their own. #yourewelcome Other topics include: Thanksgivin…

Nathan is our guide through the Mid-Term Erections. He lets us in on who did what and what it means. Surprisingly informative. Of course, one of the other hosts made obnoxious comments on every single candidate and proposition. BUT, don’t forget: the Unimaginary Friend Cast is your ultimate destination for all news, opinions, and erections. Full. S…

Ever go to a Halloween Party where only the hosts dress up? Well, welcome to ours! We unveil hand-crafted Halloween treats, then regale you with stories of our wildest Halloweens and favorite Halloween movies. Scared much? Other topics include: The Crow, Brandon Lee, The Phillies, The Eagles, Abbott Elementary, Quinta Brunson, Kanye West ,Ye, Adida…

Believe it or not, we come into this one with facts, and give all the reasons why it COULD happen, then why it will NEVER happen. We end the episode with our prediction on what WILL happen. In a Shyamalan twist, one of the hosts hits us all with a mind-blower, and boy was it nice to get blown. Other topics include: Russia, China, Belarus, India, US…

Get strapped in for the Rugby League Awards the fans decide. It’s time for your 2022 Super League Pod Awards & SLP Dream Team show. AKA the 9th Annual Sloppies. SLP Sponsor: Rob’s Megastore stocks a wide variety of toys, stationery, arts and crafts ideas, pet accessories, books and of course Rugby League birthday cards. Search for Rob’s Megastore o…

Are beautiful people grateful for the privilege their looks and charm have afforded them, or are they just fucking assholes? One host confessed to having been moved to tears. A listener praised us for “speaking truth to Hollywood and beauty”. Once again, #yourewelcome Other topics include: Halle Berry, Chris Pratt, Aristotle, Leo Tolstoy, Chris Pra…

We run through questions to evaluate and align any Creative Endeavor. Join us and answer them for yourselves, as we respond adeptly, with many tangents requiring the disciplinary actions of one of our hosts. BUT, the listeners loved it, and by the end they rose up, as one, in a celebratory orgasm of admiration. Seriously, not kidding. Other topics …

Bryan joins us to talk about Rugby League Shirt Day. 23 September 2022 will be the first annual Rugby League Shirt Day. Rugby League fans are encouraged to put on their favourite shirt, t-shirt, vest, hoodie, whatever Rugby League clobber you like to join in this day, to help raise funds for two charities close to Rugby League's heart, MND Associat…

CHILDHOOD TREATS! Do you like the same stupid candy and junk food you did as a child? The hosts pick out 4 or 5 of the treats they ate as kids and review them as adults. Our livestream audience called out a few of theirs, too. It was so fucking much fun! #EatMuch #Bitch #CandyMukbang Other Topics include: Mason Con Splendason, Unimaginary Friendcas…

300th Extravaganza! We BANG the MUK out of Philadelphia! Host David Monster is flown to join Erin & Nathan to film an orgy of food and Brotherly love, a real love letter to the city. The video is also available on the U.F. Facebook & YouTube. If you enjoy gluttony, Philadelphia, or comedic geniuses, it’s a #MustSee Other Topics Include: Mukbang, Ji…

The Wonder that is the Unimaginary Friend Cast is revisited in depth. The hosts recount & recap the last 7 years of episodes leading up to the 300th. If you ever loved perfection, you’ll mildly enjoy this. Other Topics Include: Boxes Boxes Boxes, Smut, Top Gun, Tom Cruise, Film Festivals, Best Picture awards, David Monster, Patreon, Bitch, Tony Ort…

SUPREME COURT - but is it? We review the glaring flaws with the highest court in America. It’s really fucked, folks, but GOOD NEWS! We solve the hideous mess, just like we solve every problem in the World. So, shut up, and listen, and you’re welcome… again. Other topics include: BOXES! BOXES! BOXES!, Nathan writing by hand like some kind of caveman…

Gun Control: SOLVED! It took us 2 episodes and just over 2 hours, but we’ve come up with the perfect solution. Not only did we take care of yet another stupid Human problem, but we managed to have fun and a few laughs while doing it. Again, #yourewelcome Other topics include: Top Gun & Tim Gunn, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr – First Woman to win Best D…

GUNS! In this episode, we review recent incidents, and the history of Gun Violence in ‘Merica, as a set up for the solution we will drop next episode. Get ready for us to solve the Gun Problem, just like we solved every other damn problem in this world. #yourewelcome Other Topics Include: Guns, Uvalde, Angeli Gomez, AR-15, ArmaLife Rifle, Semi Auto…

This is our cup final recap show. We’ve got guest Wigan fan David to take us through his Cup Final day, his experiences, emotions and Wigan's celebrations. Alan tries to provide some balance, and your fan views try to provide some more balance. We also have a bit of a dig in on some potential new structure changes in light of the push for both 1895…

MUKBANG BITCHES! We find some of the best Asian-inspired take out food in L.A. and Mukbang the hell out of it for you. Wanna know what floats our boats and where to find it? Tune in and let us know what you think. #FoodFrenzy Other topics include: Velour Von Edmondson takes L.A. by storm! Erin’s movie American Birthright premiers, David’s deep fake…

Is your IDENTITY Important? The answer may surprise you. We discuss the entire issue, and figure it all out, so you don’t have to. #Yourefuckingwelcome Other Topics include: Lesbian, $10Million, Straight, White, Hetero, Hetero Normative Transgender, Trans, Trans Woman, Trans Man, Gay, LGBTQIA, Erin’s sick Mother’s day, Nathan wins the Comedy Sportz…

Are they dicks, or do they get the chicks? We do a rundown of the Alpha Attitude, what it’s all about, and how it relates to Toxic Masculinity, and even Femininity. In a surprise twist, during one of our rants, we figure out the entire situation. Other Topics Include: Erin’s presentation at the Audubon Society, Pictures of Birds, Nathan’s Comedy Sp…

It’s a fight to the death, and surprisingly we have come up with the ultimate answer. The argument is resolved FOR GOOD, but NOT surprisingly, Lesbians factor into the discussion. Other Topics Include: BOXES! BOXES! BOXES! Premiers in Philadelphia, American Birthright, Laemmle Theater, Meghan Markle & Prince Harry, Paris Hilton, genes, genetics, ep…

Amazing facts to blow the lid off your little white mind! They’re so unbelievable, even we freak out! Other Topics Include: David loves Chris Rock, Erin is better than Jada Pinkett & Will Smith, Nathan’s premier with Comedy Sportz Philadelphia - CSz, American Birthright, The Worst Thing That Can Ever Happen To Anyone, Fossils, Dinosaurs, Humans, Wo…