Seriously, 3 aliases = tax evasion…he definitely doesn’t give off HR vibes…follow your passions, don’t let age tell you otherwise…building a wrestling character that popular, that quickly is talent…despite his story, trust us that pan con bistec was GREAT…the family that wrestles together…the glory days of WWE…let’s remember Men’s Mental Health eve…

Welcome back David Ulloa…yeah, Ish isn’t one to do research or keep records…seriously, check out Shiver podcast if you like horror…school’s out, kinda anyway...RIP Donald Sutherland…we have all the movie stars gone…of course the Canadian was in Miami…has fear mongering ever worked…Ana Navarro is a friend of the pod without knowing she is…is there e…

Let’s get Iris and Charytin on this show…what do we think of Ish’s Britney impression…dile no a la pirateria…which vedette played the violin…at what age does the weather become all consuming for parents…sometimes, you’re just a natural like Sofia Vergara…la friolenta y la deshydratada together at last…do Maxxinistas really require body cams…underwe…

Damn, talk about being focused…family support is everything…claro que Abuela believes in him…the show has now laster longer than COVID…if you don’t have a lane, make your own…political science does sort inform even lifestyle news, huh?…crazy there’s so many firsts in 2024…opening a restaurant on top of everything else is the epitome of busy…diversi…

Thanks again for Darwin & Martha…da Bomb is just plain wrong…maybe jingles can make people happier…so begins the Marla Gibbs flower giving…bro, seriously Fresco can you at least have two lanes open…why so much JLo hate…many things can be said of Ms Lopez, but that she can’t dance isn’t one of them…never apologize for a harmless joke online…also nev…

Because we’re insane, we take the Hot Ones Challenge…thanks Darwin for hosting us on our milestone ep…caballero, there is NO reason to try Da Bomb…here’s to 300 more episodes, mas o menos Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let…

We LOVE local theatre…Summer Shorts is back again at the Arsht…time to Flip the Script with the 27th year of Summer Shorts…give those local playwrights a voice…fine, we’ll let in people outside South Florida…give us alliterations AND rhymes…Ish will volunteer for practically anything around the arts…seeing our stories is a good thing…ufff that 2Pac…

Next week, se pone la cosa caliente…podcasting is now a career option…what’s your fave Friends episode…let’s celebrate Cassie for being a survivor….Diddy’s done…maybe Abuelo DID like the Cosby Show…no beach for these Miami boys on Memorial Day…two co-hosts for Ish in June…wait, only the US celebrates high school reunions?!?!…Spanish tongue twisters…

Shout out to the French Chef in Little Mermaid…el calor esta de madre…FLOWERS FOR MARLA GIBBS!!!!…are the streaming bundles just cable’ the next generation?…bring on Double Dare: Latino Edition, we’ve got the casting and everything…we all need a $5 value meal again…at this point we all know what a roast is…Pero Primos, show us your best caricature …

Health care should be affordable for everyone…seriously, why do Drs make us wait so damn long…already growing and expanding…an on-site pharmacy is a total deal changer…bring on the social impact…profit sin descaro should be a goal for everyone…Doctors shouldn’t be sales people…founding an non-profit for orphans out of tragedy, now that’s giving bac…

Happy Mother’s Day…you know how to pronounce insoportable...career changes happen at any time…going into the teacher’s lounge still feels naughty…there are ways to be an involved parent at all levels…if anyone knows the hustle, it’s us but working 7 days a week shouldn’t be a requirement…sometimes we need laziness…no jodas, a 6 day work week?!?!…ca…

Nope, not editing the peek behind the curtain…never forget those before you made it happen with way more obstacles…simplicity patterns…protesting is a right, but not at the expense of others…Darren Criss & Eminem & culture…if we stop all fun things out of fear of being tone deaf, where does that end…bring on the Met Gala…today’s Billboard achieveme…

She’s not THAT grumpy in person…Ish just found his kindred food spirit…ojala we all look that good at 90…a comer langosta en Punta Cana…imagine becoming a social media sensation at 90…wonder what would be caught if our daughters recorded us on and off…we absolutely felt she was our Abuela that day…las novelas Turkas…of course le da pena...champagne…

Ahh the days of Saturday mornings and monoculture…do young people today know Houdini?…Lilo & Stitch in North Dakota isn’t the same…5M views per Spice Girl only seems right…como jode los viejos Cubanos in public…of course cats understood Eartha Kitt…what is Native American accent or a native American accent cuz either one is just wrong…boba tea & bi…

Some English sayings just sound dirty in Spanish…ugh, Clippy…Hello Kitty isn’t a cat…of course DJ has everything he’s ever owned, it’s called hoarding…let teachers take time off however they want…but for real, what was the Nashville concert…dear fast food, you’re supposed to be fun, embrace it….oatmilk is NOT good…cosplay rule at a con, if you don’…

Tune in to our new ASMR podcast…where does Kendall start and end…Ish wishes he had a hair journey too…is entertainment news more difficult to report than ‘hard’ news?…there’s a way to represent without representing…failures can ultimately be blessing…Ish knows where all the Dollar stores are, even in Gables…everyone has a good side…Books & Books is…

Eclipse, fun car and great astrological event…bring on more undivisive events…Ish is apparently not an inspirational sports movie guy like Darien…ahhh, back when we had hopes for Shia LeBeouf…mira a Darien on Univision with Jorge Ramos..lighting is everything kids..oye Roger Borges, come on the show…vimos a la Madonna…isn’t everyone reminded of the…

So much vocabulary from cars…bring on the 50% off Easter candy…y Dollar Tree sigue subiendo...DJ would rather get out of the car than customize an order via app…pranks, pranks and more pranks, just NOT with Ish’s dad…thanks to the Sheila E concert, Ish is now unofficially part of the Estefan clan…is Beyonce’s Jolene memorable…ay el trafico...if onl…

De Habana a NY…we need more good salsa…bring on the jazz funk…Samba con salsa, what a great combo…who wouldn’t want to tour the world playing music…ok, ok we love our Jersey Cubans too…bro, who does a danzon these days…the immigrant hustle is real…from banging casuelas to releasing an album…musical talent needs to be encouraged at all times…hmmm, a…

Still looking damn good Nelly Furtado…feds don’t raid a mansion for no reason…our thoughts to the victims of the MD bridge situation…hey, trolls maybe you don’t need to voice your opinion at all times…maybe Ish just doesn’t have a favorite ice cream…seriously, DJ clearly does NOT like warmth…join use for DJ’s new segment, all the best foods to free…

How much Sweden is too much Sweden…the patriotism of US car dealerships…explaining Boxing Day…someone in the US bought London Bridge??…ok we found Kate Middleton, now what…hate her all you want, JLo is the hardest working woman in entertainment…who knew Ish could flow like that…meanwhile, a 9 year old shouldn’t be saying those things…just give us t…

Talk about an icon…our fist Hollywood Walk of Fame recipient…we are primed for a good salsa album…hmm, maybe Ish IS on the ‘Bailar’ album?…Celia is our queen now and always…album launch party by way of concert? Yes please…no biggie, just part of ‘We Are the World’…nobody’s a better music partner than dad…for real though, Papa Succar needs his own a…

“People need the Pero”…We do love a Miami media mogul (and alliterations)…Broward does just seem further away…platanos are the great Caribbean unifier…seriously, she is one ambitiously, busy lady…of course she loves Lucy (Lopez)…woot woot, one foreperson in the guest host rotation…are Oscars relevant…bank on being underestimated like Tyler Perry…oh…

Dua Lipa is just perfection except for the BO…los taxes…congrats to the Brits winners…who would be ‘fine’ in 2024…we miss the Virgin Megastore…Spring Break, no vengas…closing parking isn’t a great idea…paper fasteners nor horseradish will be found in Miami…Riverside Mathematics, total flashback…Usnavy & Yuleiski go to Cracker Barrel…Must See TV & T…

Cuban Leos unite...he ACTUALLY studied business administration…comedy, drama, sci-fi the guy can do it all…just 2 Miami boys talking about restaurants…of course Gina Torres is his other mom…take that chance on your talent…TWO Guy Richie movies?!…always be the guy who talks UP people who aren’t in the room…this Westchester Pride parade is coming alo…

And we got the episode number wrong…How does DJ NOT know Rainbow Connection…Spirit Halloween, we’ve got so many questions…SoBe WFF was DEFINITELY an experience…impostor syndrome will never leave DJ apparently…oh Yolanda…should some murderers get parole…Court TV was great…UK Wonka experience is the family friendly version of Fyre Festival…The Lion, …

Jaunty hats are the best…seems DJ owes Ish a few gifts…Dr Seuss works on several levels…South Korea just loves Brian McKnight…many opportunities were given, just train your employees NOT to gaslight customers…reply to social media, people…what are you things people love, but don’t really love…NOBODY loves Bob Dylan, fight us…morning people do NOT e…

Apologies, we’ve since replace the mics…doing what you love is living the dream…desde Cuba viene haciendo contenido...figuring out your 2nd act is always hard…best phrase of season 7 is “en Cuban no tenia pelucas’…good comedy can translate…the boy can do so many accents it’s scary…observation leads to good acting…como funciona la mente creativa…it’…

Starbucks is NOT a safe space for DJ…Ish likes to chronologically think of I Drove All Night covers…Cyndi is an icon…we love 80s movies, even ones we aren’t Stans for…seek and you shall find your narrative, even if it’s total BS…and now we’re talking the grandaddies of conspiracy theories with 9/11…welcome back ‘white nonsense’ it’s been a while…in…

Please no earthquakes, our insurance won’t cover it…Miley really set the tone for the Grammys…reporting public records isn’t stalking…long live Celine…could We Are The World be done today…bring on Usher…don’t forget this Sunday is Janet Jackson Appreciation Day…it would take Elon Musk’s money to legally take on Disney…btw, X isn’t exactly a bastion…

Feb is finally here…Usher makes it looks effortless…Vegas does deserve a true showman…cordon bleu & pilaf = perfection…so we go from CAO not accepting their OWN gift card to them taking any ol’ card…the multitasking Cuban barber is DEFINITELY an only in Miami thing…seriously, why the face time though…Darien owes that guy a shirt por lo menos…Muppet…

Don’t be ridiculous, of course we’re back, Cousin Larry…yes, focus on the Olympics not the elections…Griselda: #girlboss…the Griselda glow up is real…lazy marketing can still accomplish its goals…good luck with that youth social media legislation, kids know all the tech work arounds…love Kylie, the liquor markup not so much…those poor offshore cust…

Do yourself a favor & get these chocolate bars…possibly the smartest chef we’ve ever interviewed…Venezuelan AND German…talk about some of the best foods on both sides…never too late to follow your dreams…entrepreneurial myopia…Ish would make the BEST taste tester…don’t just eat these, savor them…S’mores in a bar form? Yes, please…for the record, it…

Not even distance can keep us from creating our last ep of the year…ok so we all now know the sweet spot to visit Disney…yo if you’re gonna app everything, provide some chargers in the park…seriously, our posts are all in good fun (mostly)…dear social media, why can’t we have nice things?…ahhh casual racism, what took you so long to find our post…T…

Jermaine Dupree is the hip hop equivalent of fetch…we do NOT wanna be Diddy right now…expect a full Disney report when DJ returns…is the Hall of Presidents just to descansar?…Crystal Palace = unattainable dream…of course Ish knows more than 10 US presidents, flags not so much…sashay away George Santos…politicians do NOT belong on DWTS…Australians d…

Bro, SW alum are everywhere…sigh, A-Rod & his ‘Kendall is the hood’ comment will never die…Croqueta fueled childhoods are the best…communal yearbook…Warhol + Lichtenstein + Kandinsky…cartoons always influence adulthood…latinos never understand their kids moving away…one more yearbook editor…talk about an impressive resume…all 2020 was winter of 202…

Welp, that’s pretty much 2023…DJ’s Thanksgiving leftovers were delicious…unfortunately his mom’s, not so much…stay tuned for your weekly Hall & Oates update…dime = Scrooge McDuck…longing for clubbing days without wanting to get off your phone…seriously, just come down 95 to Miami…unless you’ve got a prob with us being 1 in 4 Americans by 2060…good …

Juan Luis Guerra was a huge part of all our lives, especially being like 10 ft tall…the bilirubin needs to be healthy…we should try to harness the energy of Charytin…bring on the Thanksgiving feast…bring on the Little Debbie…again with Royal Dansk…yep, even Arbor Day gets lechon to celebrate…don’t hate on arroz imperial…does Hickory Farms even exis…

How has he NOT been on OUR show…another one of our east coast primos…the key to representation is authenticity…a one man show is no joke…ok, who doesn’t like aguacates…geeky calbito cubanos gotta stick together…generations man, it’s about what you leave behind…how are you going to be upset about representation…we love this guy, even though he’s gon…

DJ & Flo Rida were totally gym buddies…Pitbull does pretty much cover all FL song references…please tour again Tears for Fears & Hall and Oates…look at DJ agreeing with Marco Rubio…generational trauma is true…if you leave one country for another due to asylum, maybe you don’t party there later…how do you question someone’s ethnicity…Mario Lopez was…

U2 gets Coldplay hate…Kylie on a table or Toni lap dance…welcome back Bezos…do companies bringing headquarters have any real impact…encourage tech jobs as well as getting a degree…wow, look at the Vatican is being progressive…the cynic in me is totally a Fiona song…Teletubbies and Abuela…what’s your customer service boiling point…man, DJ clearly kn…

In this ep, it’s the DJ & Abel show…so many in Miami long for history without trying to preserve it…never hesitate to take those pics…DJ has already shared all his pics…Orange Bowl…Hollywood Sportatorium…Deuville…Miami Stadium…Malibu Grand Prix…Los Piratas…of COURSE Burger Beast would know as much about Miami…ditto for Billy Corben…Glam Slam…Mansio…

3rd time’s the charm with tech difficulties…embrace the meme, Mariah…what is Hollywood Hopscotch…we get how Zooey Deschanel can caeer mal…RIP Matthew Perry…talent is one thing, it’s another to turn your challenges into learning opportunities for others…Sandy on Growing Pains was proto-Chandler…can’t argue with logic when it comes from Neo…facts don…

Happy Halloween…por favor, not Christmas already…we’re definitely the pan de bono of podcasts…could there be a Miami Ferris Bueller…visit Shojo’s Dojo, they are FANTASTIC…better for the purse, hot sauce or bicarbonato...Ish going to The View is like cheating on DJ…Ana Navarro in person is even more Ana Navarro…still jonesing that pizza…machines sho…

Pop-up community is pretty cool, so far…we do love our donuts…one more covid-related success story…take your passions and combine them…the summer of donuts sounds delicious…lesson being, don’t overthink…donuts + wrestling + drive-in sounds good to us…2020 was the epicenter of pop-up culture…taro donuts are WAY better than you’d expect…asking them t…

Let’s revisit Harlem Shake…’lives rent free’ is a great phrase…DJ is going to be very uncomfortable in India and that’s ok…autumn in Miami is cause for open windows…NY Ish is New Yorkino…just because we don’t mention it, doesn’t mean we aren’t thinking about it…oh you’re gonna take Ish’s gift card…how to introduce the concept of customer service to…

Almost time to learn what cake DJ gets this year…Ish knows way too much about America’s Funniest People…never forget Eartha Kitt…what is English for malanga plant…Nery is all about ‘Stars Are Blind’…yeah, you all out there saying ‘she ate it’ need to acknowledge it’s basically appropriation…not to discriminate, but maybe if you work in a place wher…

Welcome back to Alex Garcia & nice to meet ya Josie Cossio…talk about tradition, 1948…treasure those old letters…who better to refrescar Miami than soda makers…community is built on tradition…look for the positive memories within the trauma…necessity makes you figure things out…pero hasta KY has Cubans now…un taller is NOT an auto shop…being part o…

Old songs were just as raunchy as modern reggaeton…Janet can be nasty cuz she’s all poppy…Usher at the Super Bowl…so many songs about masturbation in the 80s…save Selena at the expense of JLo…the ‘what about me’ effect on social media…is Spanish language news dumbed down…why so much focus on la farandula...U2 at The Sphere…the modern concert specta…

Congrats, you’re quiet for 30 seconds…the case just filed, but already we’ve got Lizzo docs…we want 2 more Fyre Fest docs…court of public opinion vs court of law…who knew insurance mascots would be so popular…two hosts with a cold…Cawy Lemon Lime defines crisp soda…turron is nougat & nougat is turron…WGA isn’t striking & Ish has strong thoughts DJ …