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Welcome to a raw and uncut conversation on abortions, religion, artificial intelligence, personal run-ins with the police, the pedestal on celebrities like Kanye west , fish that drown and a lot more shithousery. The opinions in this podcast are purposely for jest and thought provocation. Anyone with hurt feelings is advised to go and fornicate wit…
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Another solo flight from the Black Aristotle. in this episode I talk about how many times I've been robbed, gain function research, ,aliens in Zimbabwe, waiguru pulling a tekashi, the first group of men to get fare and a lot of shithousery. so get comfortable and listen to me therapize myself. playlist courtesy of Nyashinski "lucky you" and Autumn …
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In this episode, The Black Aristotle is joined by ,his favorite miscreant, Eugene aka waveslikesummer aka linky . They lament on relationships, talk anime vs hentai, Subaru boys and the homie linky is called out for celebrating our friendship anniversary. shout out to the homies Eka12, Space cadet, Tobbs and Ralph for making it lively with their sh…
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In this episode, The Black Aristotle is Joined by Emma a.k.a Blue. we talk about Bread crumbing, Jesus hitting on Simon Peter's sister, the dating age gap, things people turn into their personalities and narrates the first time she ever saw a joint. I also introduce madlibs at the end of the episode, you don't want to miss out on that. so kick back…
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In this Episode the Black Aristotle finally reveals that Dojo Gnosis is just a glorified trap house. He is joined by the trap generals Gede, Baroz and the homie in the corner Willis. we try to define dry spells as it becomes a national disaster, the age we are willing to stop coitus, Baroz shares ER stories from his attachment, Willis lets us in on…
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in this episode, the Black Aristotle is hanging with the homie NINO. They reminisce on their 9 year friendship, talk about Wanjigi for president, job interviews, the best way to break up. Nino calls out the black Aristotle for eating from his plate and lends an ear as he laments on the difficulties of the pod. kickback and go through the highlights…
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The boys are back in the trap. The Black Aristotle is joined by the trap generals Gede, Nimrod, Nino and the nigger Willis whose posted up in the corner as usual. the episodes kicks off with the boys lamenting on their girl troubles and somehow end up talking about sponyos, childhood traumas and selling organs in the black market. the pod ends with…
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In this episode, The Black Aristotle is back in the trap with Gede, Nimrod and Willis. The big homie Polanski pulls up to give game on how to behave when being sponsored, we dive into a religious rabbit hole, Nimrod claims he has never been cockblocked and we learn there's always a better man for her. kick back and enjoy your day with us as we try …
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In this episode, The Black Aristotle is joined by the OG Nimrod, the brejin Nino as usual joins mid session. we talk on matters ranging from people caught having an orgy at 3 am, the new illuminati and end it on a man being sentenced to one year for touching another mans butt. This weeks trap lesson is that the other seat at the restaurant table ca…
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in this episode The Black Aristotle is in conversation with the trap generals Nino and Gede. the dojo is offering girlfriend appeasement services and lessons on how to be a better man. Nino is done being a backup dancer and jacob considers girls who fall on a night out as persons with disabilities and Gede shows up with a metallic wallet . we go on…
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In this episode The Black Aristotle is joined by The Kenyan Watermelon. we talk about local racism, math being taught on pornhub and new years should come with a disclaimer. I am also told how i sound skinnier than I look among other shithousery. Hit play and enjoy. intro song- cell therapy by Goodie mob. outro song- Above the clouds by Gangstarr.…
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The bro LINKY is back for this episode. Today's trap lesson is to love your parents for who they are and forgive them for who they aren't. Linky questions Jomo Kenyatta's freedom fighter status, a plumber found 1/2 a milion in a toilet and i broke up with a girl through mail. The young buck EKA12 questions if he'd rather eat a roach or a rat. Hit p…
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This pod is for those who are a day late and a dollar short. Gede is back and talks on how he payed tax to his nursery school bully, I'd rather be injected twice a week to have raw sex na usinunue sand ukadhani ni sukari. Office parties have taught me to fake appreciation and the trap lesson of the day, pulling out is a prerequisite of living with …
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Happy new year . Nino pulls up for the first rendition of the pod in 2022. A woman had a fetus in her kidney, japan has screens you can lick, there's a case of sexual assault in the metaverse and a sexual predator cons 400 women by posing as a gynecologist. we also learn that Nino is a scammer, I don't have enough problems to pay somebody to listen…
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The og Gede pulls up with Warren for another episode. we talk about personal safety, the type of politicians we'd like to be and oh China has an artificial sun. Warren reminds us that," hii maisha lazima ukue na nguvu", Gede reiterates that," trust ni condom ", and I remind the good people that,"siku njema huonekana ukiziwasha". Enjoy.…
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