*Child star JoJo Siwa sprints into the Cancelled courtoom, jumps into the splits and demands a fair trial* Welcome not so little one, we heard you invented a genre of music? You might know her from Dance Moms or Nickelodeon or those big-ass JoJo Bows in children's hair, or you've probably seen her dressed as the rock band Kiss for no apparent reaso…

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom starring Timothée Chalamet, a man who switches his name depending on who he's speaking to. Today, we confront his 28 years of life, including his insane adolescent performances, how he's currently attempting to keep things private while dating Kylie (freakin) Jenner and how he volunteered to play Willy Wonka. Timm…

CLICK HERE FOR LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!! Use code: ROBOT20 for $20 off an annual Mamamia subscription. Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom singer, songwriter and alleged nun killer Katy Perry. From releasing homophobic music, to cultural appropriation, to becoming one of the most successful pop musicians on the planet who filmed herself Big Brother st…

USE CODE: BEST20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the man behind the nanny cheating scandal and the greatest Christmas movie ever, The Holiday, Jude Law. While does have Law in his name...the actor has done some very questionable things like cheating on Sienna Miller, being related to some very untrustworthy cha…

USE CODE: BEST20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Alright, alright, alright... court is in session and now it's time for Matthew McConaughey to stand trial. From outrageous quotes, to having a naughty mum, and personal confusion about his family ties, we unpack the life and crimes of the actor and author of some of the wisest quotes ever recorded…

USE CODE: BEST20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Jennifer Garner is 30 (not really), flirty and thriving but is she also a criminal? This week we welcome the other Jennifer to the Cancelled courtroom, for crimes like fatphobia, racism and the worst crime of all (in our eyes) the movie Suddenly 30. So why is Suddenly 30 called 13 Going On 30 in e…

WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE Today in the Cancelled courtroom we welcome Scarlett Johansson, she's a famous actor, singer and is definitely not the voice of AI and please stop asking... ScarJo is a twin which we obviously approve of, but her crimes on the other hand not great. Including supporting Woody Allen, casting controversies,…

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Jessica Alba, aka Honey, aka the woman who made us think we (two white, extremely uncoordinated teenagers) could or should do hiphop. From building her own (controversial) business, to making movies (flops) to being so beautiful people literally pay to look like her, we unpack the life and crimes of Jessica. Do th…

Aubrey (yes that's his real name) Drake Graham is a Canadian rapper, singer and actor who has released such bangers as Take Care, Started From The Bottom, Hotline Bling and so on. More recently though, he has spent his time making diss tracks about Kendrick Lamar and we have some thoughts... His crimes include weird stuff with young girls, secret c…

According to Wikipedia, Kanye (Ye) West is an American rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer, fashion designer and the subject of widespread controversy. (Which almost feels like an understatement) This episode we welcome Ye to the Cancelled courtroom. Did we cover EVERY controversial thing this man has done? Absolutely not, it would take far…

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Sydney Sweeney: American actress, producer, mansion owner and the woman from all the SNL skits about how hot she is. While Sydney has starred in some of the biggest TV shows in literal history (The Handmaid’s Tale, Euphoria and The White Lotus) she is also the star of the cringe romantic comedy Anyone But You, wh…

We have a new podcast... introducing The Baby Bubble. Let's be honest, giving birth is like the most intense first date ever. You show up at the designated place nervously excited to meet your date, only for them to show up late and basically whinge the whole time. And then you're obligated to be with them. For the next 18 years. So what were our f…

According to most Emily Blunt is an accomplished actor, an incredible singer and all-round green flag celebrity... But dig a little deeper and you'll find that she's 'taking jobs from hard working Americans', starring in too many Quiet Place movies and that she made a fatphobic comment 12 years ago (which she has since sincerely apologised for). Th…

USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A YEARLY MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Claire Danes is an American actress, who has been working in film and television since she was a teenager. She’s won Emmy’s and Golden Globes, and the award for the most intense cry face of all time. This episode we unpack her life and crimes like: the fact that Claire is banned from the Ph…

USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Is there a right way to quit? Not technically. But is there a wrong way? Without a doubt. This episode we unpack the life and crimes of Lizzo aka Melissa Vivienne Jefferson. Like the time she allegedly forged a DNA test, blasted a delivery driver and the more serious (and way less funny) accusatio…

Miranda Kerr is a supermodel, business mogul and earth mother, but she's also a photoshop genius that we could all learn something from. Today we unpack the life and crimes of the girl from Gunnedah, like reportedly dating a criminal (not J-Lo), sharing questionable health information and the more serious crime of culturally appropriation. And, we …

USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Joe Jonas is a man of many talents, singing, complimenting dogs and finding a way to blame women for his problems (allegedly). Today we unpack the life and crimes of the second most famous Jonas Brother and star of not just Camp Rock but Camp Rock 2. From the purity ring drama, to his divorce to S…

Kate Beckinsale is a world famous actress, who has overcome so much, including her huge IQ. From staring in questionable art like the movie Click to dating 'friend' of the Cancelled Courtroom, Matt Rife (yuck!), we unpack the life and crimes of the smarty pants that is Kate Beckinsale. So is being a genius a crime or a point of diversity? And why h…

Dakota Johnson star of the new Madame Web, might just be our favourite nepo baby we’ve welcomed into the Cancelled courtroom. From lying in interviews, to sleeping for far too long, to dissing the cinematic masterpiece that is Fifty Shades Of Grey, we unpack the crimes of The Puss In Boots' step-daughter. But are the sentences too harsh? Or should …

Fact: A Star Is Born slaps. Also a fact: Bradley Cooper made that movie his entire personality, and now he's doing it again with Maestro. Today we welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the one man in the room who ‘discovered’ Lady Gaga. From crying over someone he's never met, to hating chairs and being a bad kisser (allegedly) we unpack the life and …

Emma Stone is a talented and much loved actress, but does she deserve all the accolades? From lying about her name, to having too many best friends and not hustling enough for her success we unpack the life and crimes of Emily (not Emma) Stone. Plus, the movie that should have sunk the career's of some of Hollywood's biggest stars - Aloha. And, mor…

Fresh off her first Grammy win, it's time for Miley Cyrus to face the Cancelled courtroom. The Flowers singer has grown up right in front of our eyes, and while she has had the best of both worlds - Miley has certainly faced her fair share of controversy. From that weird tongue thing to taking a wrecking ball to her pledge for a sober life, the sta…

Jacob Elordi is everywhere at the moment, he's a certified Aussie heart-throb, a talented actor and defendant in our Cancelled courtroom. That's right, we are taking the Saltburn star to court over crimes including starring in a trashy movie x 3, dissing said trilogy, his interesting dating history and an alleged incident at a Sydney pub. (allegedl…

Today in the Cancelled courtroom we are doing things a little differently... again. And instead of celebrity crimes, we are cancelling the way in which most of us came to this earth... BIRTH. From the 'wet mess' to the smells and the pain we deep dive into all the reasons birth needs a logistical rethink. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. PSA: …

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the husband of Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds. This episode we dive into his life and crimes which include being a bit meh, bad acting and a fake feud which is very annoying. So what is Deadpool? And should Mr Reynolds consider one less business venture? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. LOVED THIS EPISODE? LISTE…

How do you know when you've hit rock bottom? For Lara Bingle it was licking a battery for a radio stunt when she was meant to be in court for an alleged driving offence. Lara Worthington is a glamorous business woman and mother, but Lara Bingle was a lazy gewl with a passion for meat pies and one of the greatest reality shows known to man. This epi…

In the 90’s Hugh Grant was the rom-com king but not all was as it seemed… It turns out the British actor wasn’t the bumbling yet adorable love interest we would see on scene, in fact he himself admits most of his costars despised him. This episode we ask the question, who really is Hugh Grant? We learn how a terrible movie lead to a string of bad d…

Kendall Jenner is in the Cancelled courtroom again, so we can take another look at her life and crimes. From controversial partnerships with Pepsi and Fyre Festival to denying she's a nepo baby, we look at all her weird decisions and assign charges and sentences. This episode was first published in February 2022 (no, the cucumber cutting incident h…

Welcome back to the Cancelled courtroom, Kate Middleton (yes we know it's technically Princess Catherine, and no we don't care). From allegedly hunting a Prince, to wearing slutty nail polish, and coming from the wrong kind of family we look at all the crimes this royal lass has committed. But do the sentences fit the crimes? Plus, we hear more of …

Men are officially back in court! History has mainly been told from the perspective of men, so we think it's time for a little rewrite. From Adam and Eve to The Darwin Awards, The Dark Ages to golf - Clare and Jessie untangle history and how things might have been different if women were in charge. Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, the patriarchy i…

Welcome back to Cancelled courtroom, the gorgeous but controversial, Gwyneth Paltrow. Her crimes? Encouraging women to lay eggs and taking credit for inventing yoga and brining the term 'conscious uncoupling' to the masses. Will she be found guilty again? Listen to part two of this episode here. This episode was first published in October 2021. THE…

Welcome back to the Cancelled courtroom the entertaining but extremely unqualified Dr Phil. While, I Want To Give Up My Car-Stealing, Knife-Wielding, Twerking 13-Year-Old Daughter Who Tried To Frame Me For A Crime, is a great title for a show - it's pretty terrible for society. From an Oprah endorsement to allegations of workplace bullying, we look…

Welcome to back to the Cancelled courtroom, the woman you watched when you were home sick from school Ellen DeGeneres. From not being nice all the time, to rejecting Dakota Johnson's birthday invitation and comparing her mansion to prison, we investigate her life and crimes. And we ask the question, is it illegal not to dance for fans on demand? Th…

Welcome back the Cancelled courtroom the unofficial (for legal reasons) queen of Christmas Mariah Carey. Usually in the CANCELLED courtroom, Clare and Jessie present 'legitimate and unbiased' evidence, and come up with ‘fair and just’ charges and sentences for the plaintiff. But, not this time. You see the pair love Mariah Carey too much to give he…

Today in the Cancelled courtroom we are doing things a little differently and instead of judging the crimes of your favourite celebrity, we are putting Christmas on the stand. From over-committed schedules, to being too focused on kids and feeling kind of repetitive there's plenty of reasons why this is a lazy gewls least favourite holiday. But, do…

LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!!! Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom a man with a phenomenal jaw but questionable morals, Matt Rife. From making jokes about domestic violence and elder abuse, to touching Zendaya (leave the perfect angel alone), the Tiktok famous 'comedian' is front and centre of some of the internets most ridiculous controversies which we m…

LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!!! Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom real life Thor, aka Chris Hemsworth. From ruining a seaside town in New South Wales, to making consistent flops and stealing roles from his own siblings we unpack the life and crimes of one of Australia's best exports. And, we ask the all important questions like... is being successful a c…

LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!!! Sometimes in the Cancelled courtroom we set ourselves a challenge, to cancel the uncancellable… Enter Harry The Dream Boat Styles (not his government name) who has given us musical gifts and lewks from the heavens above… but not all is as it seems. From a dodgy audition, to a weird acceptance speech and a haircut that has m…

We’ve been doing a lot of soul searching (watching TV) in the Cancelled courtroom and we couldn’t help but wonder… is Sex And The City Cancelled? (Obvious answer: yes) From portraying the least diverse version of New York City, to treating people terribly and questionable fashion, we analyse the crimes of the show that shaped the late 90's and earl…

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Hilary Duff aka Lizzie McGuire. From weird cameos to ending homophobia with one video, to being only recognisable by her eyebrows (that mask was simply not enough for a disguise) we examine the life and crimes of the more famous Duff sister. But, is it crime to only give 30 percent when you're as successful as he…

Running a courtroom is important business, and when it comes to prosecuting one of the most rogue men in Hollywood we take our job very seriously. Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom actor, shopaholic and adventurer Nicolas Cage (aka Nicolas Coppala, yes that Coppala). This episode we dive into his many, MANY crimes, like terrible movies, too many c…

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Blake Lively. From gracing our screens in cult classics like Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants and Gossip Girl, to an offensive wedding and everything in between, today we examine Blake’s life and crimes. Does she really believe she has an LA face and Oakland booty? Is Sir Mix A Lot’s formal title just Sir A Lot?…

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom actress, TV host and the wife’s name inside Chris Rock’s f**cking mouth Jada Pinkett Smith. Everything we know about Jada’s life has been told to us against our will, so why not add to the overload of information about the woman and assess her crimes in an official capacity. Crimes including sharing too much, defe…

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom David Beckham, football star, style icon, husband of Spice Girl and friend of the Cancelled courtroom Victoria Beckham, and father of Brooklyn "Lazy Boy" Beckham. A recent documentary about David's life and career has seen millions of people around the world swoon over his perfect face, chiseled abs and sporting a…

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the man with the questionable hair and morals, Russell Brand. This episode we put real criminal allegations to the side (for a real court) and unpack Russell's other crimes like being a terrible employee, weird conspiracy theories and breaking Katy Perry's heart. So, is teasing your hair to that level of birds nes…

Hi lazy gewls! Dropping in your feeds with an episode of the brand new podcast 'Things You Didn't Learn In School.' Sure in high school we packed in a lot of learning from Pythagoras theorem to line dancing, but there are some things we didn't get the chance to cover like how to nail a job interview, managing your money, and whether buying or renti…

Today, we welcome to the Cancelled Courtroom a show that entertained us for many years even though it was unrealistic AF. Please welcome, Gossip Girl. Whether you were a Blair, a Serena or if you were a bit weird…a Jenny, we’re here to prove to you how very poorly written this show was, and of course, assign the proper charges and sentences. We ask…

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the Titanic aka the greatest film ever made according to critics*. This episode I would like to say we deep dive into the film, and objectively unpack it's flaws and shortcomings but that will not be happening today... not in this courtroom. Instead this episode we pine over a young Leonardo DiCaprio, weigh-up if …

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, the man who will never write another character reference in his life. While it isn't illegal to write a character reference for a friend or be the reason young men around the world think Punk'ing people is actually funny, we're still going to take a look at Ashton's real 'crimes' and of course, assign charges and…

Welcome to the podcast formerly known as Cancelled, that will now forever be known as a Russell Crowe music fan account. Did you know Russell Crowe has been the front man of three different bands? Yup, while he was keeping you entertained in movies like the Gladiator and Beautiful Mind he was making sweet* tunes with his band mates. Sure, Russell C…