Ever felt like an outcast? Have problems picking up on the most basic of social cues? Feel as though people look straight through you? What about that sinking feeling of saying something and being unsure if it was received as intended? Yeah, well here’s a place that will almost certainly make you feel better. Join myself Joel Karpin, and a range of others as we discuss societies labyrinthine workings and how badly things can go wrong.
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We've had to change the category of the pod. We get some emails and Santo manages to keep a lid on it. Dimitri from Any hour power joins us and regales us with a noteworthy event that brought us together during the week. It's not all real and Nephew Jacob joins us for a minute or two. July the 4th and how little we know. Where was Christopher Colum…
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Flies in the window, know your Sharons and sensitive footballers
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As the weaponry technology is improving the great mouse war grinds on into its third week,. I meet Nev or Vic or whoever he is and commit to a long term contract. We follow up on last week's issues and I read an email with my lovely radio voice. How did it all start? Apologising to Adrian Edmondson. The high country killer is convicted and Julian A…
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Canoe trolleys, bathroom shelves and folding g-strings.
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The great mouse battle grinds on into its second week, considering a cat. The minister of male behaviour while strippers continue being weird. People still like the pod despite others being offended, speaking of offence, my friend didn't eat a dog. Santo doesn't care, but we still consider sitting down to pee. love the emails and messages joelkarpi…
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Big guy 152 is back while North Korea is being childish we discuss mobile phone edicate and where all the rubbish comes from. We are unoffendable and Sanmto fucks up the intro. Rude children and rude adults while Joels nasty and Stans a bastard. Birthday parties and a quality rant including allergies and shaking babies to death, there are translati…
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Whats Bernard touched in my new house, Joels reverse sponsorship scheme and the Creme' de la creme' of Rugby League
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Everything goes smoothly....again. We find out there was an unexpected visitor in my house before we bought it. Brad and Kristy's saucey doughnut eating. We go from the ocean and follow up on the Dorsal fins of Orcas to the dizzying heights of climbing Mt Everest with an erection. Bloody Kids....... and bloody Santo can't help but bring up Trump. T…
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The guy that bumped his head and woke up gay and Santo gets into nose breathing
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After a slow start and a minor falling out we discover we are global. We find out that an Orca has squashed his trainer at a show and Santo has gotten into nose breathing. The high country killers trial grinds on with a far fetched version of events. Trump is in trouble and Biden is asleep, we discuss support animals and finish up with some boring …
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Santos right of response to the joyful lying.
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Shout out to Shelby from Aussie Broadband. Rhino on a skateboard, while Santo gets his very own email and bell. The great energy and environmental debate kicks on, while Santo realises he is more green than most of you. We have surpassed, probably because of arguments like Santos right to reply to the great joyful lying debacle. Santos friends nast…
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Suffering the usual teething issues and tech problems. Joel moves in with his parents in law and the girls go away. People want reactions, A guy drinks 22 schooners and 1 shot while there are angry orcas in Morocco's strait of Gibraltar. Cheevo is back after our surprise pub meeting to run us through 2 up and regales us with stories of his bluey. T…
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Motorcycles Vs horses. There is one lovely email and one really nasty one. The mushroom woman and the Victorian High Country nutcase is back in the news. On that note get up to the Victorian High Country, it's terrific! Is Santo asking a question or making a statement, we'll never know. Joels moment of self reflection and his ability to back traile…
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The Anzac day review, featuring our second guest.....Cheevo
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Joel swallows a dog shit covered fly. The best email to date. We sporadically welcome our second guest to go over our apparently pretty good analysis of Anzac day via the worlds worst internet connection. We talk about Mad Simpson and his donkey, how and who fucked over Horry the wog dog and Joels lack of discipline. Don't forget, we are now on app…
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I think I'm a bit stroppy but don't know it. We touch on reality TV...... it sucks.... Joel is accused of impersonating a police officer and then go onto being clad in lycra and the road hierarchy. Could we have gone to the olympics? Santo shaved. Anzac day and all the wars. As usual write in to joelkarpin@gmail.com We are now on Apple podcasts…
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We discuss doorless toilets and Santos old fashioned ways. Joels unique self defense mechanism. The Paris 2024 Olympic games, The Oarsome Foursome and the performance enhancing drugs olympics. The gym. Keep the emails coming in joelkarpin@gmail.comBy joelkarpin
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It's Joels 40th birthday so we celebrate with technical failures and discussions of Santos pubes, Joels burnt testicles and waxy nostrils. Joel Vs the 4WD club and are we fashionistas? Unpopular brushes with D grade celebs and being 987 listeners away from being paid for this tinpot rubbish. Santo is up in arms about the structure of the AFL. All t…
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Santo is extremely tired which is a shame because I break the news that we are bringing people together by properly cracking the international market. We have our first email on the pod, and have received some criticism. What was the sound track to your life? Santo is anti-compost while I'm pro-compost Lucas is back to correct our religious ignoran…
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The Easter special. Joel buys a house on the pod.......serious I do.....
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We've both done some research but still know little about Easter. What we do know is that Jesus had your back and rabbits are like rats and don't lay eggs. I read an odd easter story. Who cares about the Royal photoshop job, will the royals end up as tradies and if Kate had used an obvious filter would she still be in strife? Latrell Mitchell is a …
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Episode 7; Joel buys homeless people iced coffee and should Santo fight Mike Tyson
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In this episode we establish that Joel has lost his mechanical prowess and may be a lefty communist with sports induced brain damage. Santo is hit with the full brunt of the taxation department on one of many investment properties and he isn't happy about it. Santo likes Coke Zero and can still paint stuff. Together we solve the worlds problems one…
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A restructure, thinking about things better. Do you want exciting things. NO
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Taylor Swift, the toilet, footballing ethics and boring cars.
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Joel's still shit at podding, we wonder if we are pro or anti Tay Tay (not that she gives a shit, but if she does please do call in). Should she dump Kelso (sic). Do you want a toilet paper shredder installed in your bathroom and should this be a place of spite? Responsible footballers....... or not. And we finish with very boring cars.…
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Once again I fail at podbean and admit it's becoming a "thing". We meet lucas and discuss the monarchy and religion. I explain that I am my brain, god doesn't exist in me and that I would probably be Italian if I grew up in Santos house.By joelkarpin
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We discuss various outcomes of people much younger than us, while acutely aware of our advanced age.
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I'm not a control freak, I played football where rabbits were introduced, Santo has lots of hats. My internet causes a drama and Santo forgets about last weeks conversation about Tay Tay. My head is neolithic and someone calls in sick while very well dressed. Should we follow curling or La crosse. These are just some of the things you'll learn abou…
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Our first bonus episode. It's pretty boring, lets be honest
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The usual finger pointing at the podcast provider, then the usual admission that its me thats shit. Joel hassles a potato farmer from Devon, we feel like children and we promise once again to work "it" out.By joelkarpin
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Santo hits the ground running and Joels tired and a bit shit
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Santo is full of pizzaz and ready to be severe, while my lack of editing skills shine through and I don't understand podding. I try and blame this on being tired. We discuss things you should and shouldn't put in your arse while Santo deals with a bad parker.By joelkarpin
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Santos toe, drunk in the work environment, questionable views on inclusivity
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Santo goes to the emergency room for gout, I find myself among my co workers after a concert drunk and we discuss Santos questionable views on inclusivity at sporting events.By joelkarpin
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Santo has rheumatoid arthritis, my new dog poos more than I expected and Alicia Molik is still quite attractive.By joelkarpin
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