Best Johny Kielbasa Podcasts (2024)

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SH238: Olympics! Taking Your Calls! 30:11

8h ago30:11

30:11

Intergalactic Pudding Funk protrudes from the Olympic torch as we take calls about your favorite Olympic sports! Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original intergalactic pudding funks you hear are composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow…

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SH237: You Don't Have To Go Home But...! 20:55

6d ago20:55

20:55

Basstastic ploppilanches give way to clavigrooves and an argument at bar closing time. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original bottomfeedings you hear are composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on the useless cesspool formerl…

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SH236: District 4 Gargling Championship Quarterfinals! 15:08

21d ago15:08

15:08

Ludicrous drum soloing bleeds into Fid Biggins calling the quarter finals of the District 4 Gargling Championship from the South Town Union Hall. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original paradiddles you hear are composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F.…

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SH235: Taking Calls with Gurd Terggler! 24:54

1M ago24:54

24:54

Gurd Terggler hosts "What's Goin on With You?" And 12-string 9th chord explorations. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original goins ons you hear are composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on the useless cesspool formerly known…

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SH234: Noodle Nebula 23:23

2M ago23:23

23:23

Johnny puts the wah wah peddle to the mettle for a nibble then hits the gas rocket straight into the intergalactic pudding funk shrimp and egg nebula. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical nebulations you hear are composed, produced, and performed…

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SH233: Totally Totality! 27:36

3M ago27:36

27:36

Johnny recaps his extraterrestrial, existential, ethereal experience seeing a total solar eclipse and as it relates to Pink Floyd's classic, "Eclipse". Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical moonblocks you hear are composed, produced, and performed…

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SH232: The Mussolini Treatment! 34:06

3M ago34:06

34:06

Johnny Kielbasa returns from the abyss yet again to spit fire about easter rites and disfiguring chocolate bunnies and the eclipse and March Madness. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical easter eggs you hear are composed, produced, and performed …

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SH231: Old Wang Signs! 30:40

6M ago30:40

30:40

When all of your other podcasts are throwing up reruns, mailbags, and other worthless manure, Johnny K is bringing fresh content on the dead week between Xmas and New Years! Here, Johnny analyzes the New Year's tune, Auld Lang Syne. Then he asks ChatGPT to make a Benny Hill version of the song called Old Wang Signs...and then ChatGPT writes New Yea…

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SH230: Fellatio Navidad! 25:42

6M ago25:42

25:42

In the throes of Xmas hell, Johnny recounts a lonnnnng trip to the adult store to buy a girthy Xmas present for a friend. Happy festive period everyone! This Hut is more of an adult nature than most of the other ones so...wear protection. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Tha…

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SH229: A Conversation with...Santa Claus! 41:52

7M ago41:52

41:52

Johnny uses his super secret hotline number to ring up the north pole for a probing conversation with the big man himself, old Kris Kringle. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical organismics you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny …

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SH228: Metallica Rulez! 52:23

7M ago52:23

52:23

After some crunchworthy metal riffage from Johnny, he gives a deep dive of the twin Metallica concerts he saw up in Detroit recently. He gives a comprehensive recap of the Ford Field concert experience and a song by song analysis of the kick ass shows from the greatest band the world has ever known. If you're a Metallica fan, you'll love this talk;…

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SH227: Season Premiere, Commando-Style! 41:14

8M ago41:14

41:14

Johnny kicks off the new season by recapping how he ended up not wearing underwear and the challenges of pouchy boxer briefs, unbathed nudity, and folliculitis. Then after a word from our sponsor, Uncle Dave's Taint Cream, we check in with Beef Girthhouse for Browns vs. Ravens analysis. And more! Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funk…

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Pumpkin Spice Extravaganza 2023! 1:54:17

9M ago1:54:17

1:54:17

Patty Links, Sweet Smokie, and Spicy Smokie join Johnny for the umpteenth annual Pumpkin Spice Extravaganza! These food experts sample pumpkin spice ice creams, butter, cream cheese, yoghurt, cookies, whip cream, cereal, Twinkies, candies, marshmallows, cake rolls, cinnamon rolls, oatmeal, muffins, pretzels, candies, and oh so much more. PLEASE! Do…

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SH 226: Spaghetti and Meatheads! 43:39

9M ago43:39

43:39

After lamenting the plight of the Cleveland Browns and his survivor pool picks, Johnny empasizes the importance of educating your own dumb ass. Thsn it's time for ChatGPT comedy! Johnny asks ChatGPT to write a pre-game speech from a college coach to a football team about to play their arch rivals on a field covered with 3 inches of spaghetti and me…

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SH 225: Narco Ball! 30:23

10M ago30:23

30:23

After Johnny talks about Season 1 and 2 of Narcos. Then Beef Girthhouse joins up to talk about the beginning of the NFL season. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical oom pah pah you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. …

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SH 224: The Cream of Dreams! 40:53

10M ago40:53

40:53

After Wah Wah Butter, Johnny takes us on a journey though a dreamscape hellscape bus tour. Then he calls his therapist, Dr. Superfluitz to get help on organizing the clutter in and around his lift. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical dreamscapes…

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SH 223: Vanderpump Fool! 53:32

10M ago53:32

53:32

After listening to a Bethany Frankel Podcast, Johnny (late to the party again) got sucked into Vanderpump Rules Season 10/Scandoval! After regrettably binging season 10, Johnny unloads on being put through the ringer of reality television sewage. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive rev…

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SH 222: Fantasy Turtles! 39:43

10M ago39:43

39:43

After a noodling turtle-riding piano interlude, Johnny yammers about fantasy football, Hard Knocks on HBO, and fantasy football draft strategies. Then its time to listen to voicemails on The Sausage Hut Feedback Voicemail Hotline! Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All…

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SH 221: EBITDAAAAH! 34:54

11M ago34:54

34:54

Johnny goes off about the death spiral that companies go through after their CFO says the EBITDA isn't high enough and they hire high-priced consultants who tell them to shitcan a large chunk of their workforce and sell the company to private equity vultures. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a…

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SH 220: Interplanet, Damnit! 32:48

11M ago32:48

32:48

Johnny breaks down all the UFO/UAP discussions that have effervesced recently. Then he gets sidetracked talking about his new 85" TV and Duolingo. Finally, we open up the Happy Birthday Fart Request Hotline! Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original intergala…

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SH 219: Le Tour d'Hut! 31:34

11M ago31:34

31:34

Got France in your pants? Johnny tells you everything to know about le Grand Tour, Le Tour de France! Which comes to an exciting conclusion this weekend. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical forthsallying you hear is composed, produced, and perform…

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Fall In For Fallout 76 37: Administrata! 42:29

12M ago42:29

42:29

After enduring a 21GB update and swiping a free Vault 76 beret and a free repair kit from the Atomic Shop, Johnny heads back to the Whitespring to do some equipment administrata, but first he meaders around the Whitespring basement because he cant find his way out. Then Johnny tries to find a fusion core at Arktos Pharma. Of course he fails. Then h…

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SH 218: The Dibujando Walk-In! 38:15

12M ago38:15

38:15

After The Dibujando Affect, Johnny reviews The Bear (spoilers therein) and questions the ending of season 2. Then, it's time for ChatGPT Poetry corner. After a dry run, Johnny asks: You are the executive chef at brand new restaurant. During your grand opening's dinner rush, you get stuck in the walk-in cooler because the door handle broke while you…

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CyberPhunk 2022 16: Point of No Return Pt. 4! 46:15

12M ago46:15

46:15

Finally We (as V) take our katana to Atom Smasher and his band of goons and rid ourselves of Johnny Silverhand! More action coming as we look forward to the Phantom Liberty DLC! Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast, Fall In For Fallout 76, and CyberPhunk 2022! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny K…

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SH 217: That Swiss Cheese Behind Your Ear! 34:00

1y ago34:00

34:00

After the Echo Fragrant Sonata, we go behind the scenes while Johnny confides in his therapist, Dr. Superfluitz. And then some soup talk. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical pumpkin rolls you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. …

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SH 216: Scooper Saver! 31:40

1y ago31:40

31:40

Johnny heads out to the bar to do a little live podcasting! He starts off explaining the Skinwalker Ranch-like curse upon his life and podcast and the wrath of his morning veggie/protein juice. Then Johnny admits that he's a scooper saver. Then it's time for Ghat GPT Poetry Corner! We ask: "You drink cabbage, carrot, celery, beet juice with protein…

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SH 215: Lemon Pepper Parlay! 36:15

1y ago36:15

36:15

Johnny sorts out a 10 leg parlay for the NBA Finals game. Of course, nothing goes easy. So he calls Beef Girthhouse for some help. Then Johnny talks about the "lemon pepper" pronunciation on the Wing Stop commercial, bun buffing, homemade veggie burgers, interdimensional travel, and Skinwalker Ranch. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and fu…

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SH 214: New Glasses! 48:48

1y ago48:48

48:48

First, THE SYMPHONY OF THE SPACE CADETS! Then, a heartfelt tribute to an all-time great...RIP Tina Turner. Then a trip through some of Johnny's favorite keyboard tones! After that, Johnny tells us about his new pair of superfunk prescription glasses. But he's not sure if he's ready for such a funky look so he calls the funkiest dude he knows, Stude…

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Fall In For Fallout 76 36: Union Dues? Union DON'T! 1:19:47

1y ago1:19:47

1:19:47

After snagging a No Trespassing sign and a Scout's Banner for free in the Atomic Shop, Johnny heads to the Union hideout in The Pitt to fix his equipment and talk to Wicker to get a side quest to collect steel ingots. Then we head into The Foundry to muck up the works. There are Fanatics and Protectrons all over and battles ensue while Johnny has t…

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SH 213: Bidet Parlay! 27:41

1y ago27:41

27:41

Johnny brings in Beef Girthhouse for a quick analysis of the NBA Conference Finals and Johnny's "optimistic" five leg same game parlay for the Lakers/Nuggets game. After that, Beef breaks down the Australian Football League Premiership ladder. Then it's time for Tips For Using Your Bidet with Clean Jeannie Preen. And finally, some Duolingo! Go bing…

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SH 212: Makin Bacon! 36:21

1y ago36:21

36:21

Johnny espouses the physical catharsis he feels when making bacon explosions and he is once again making bacon explosions for a soiree this weekend. Then Johnny brings in bacon expert Virgil Schlogg to break down the chemistry and preparation that goes into producing bacon. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about…

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Fall In For Fallout 76 35: Sabotage! 49:59

1y ago49:59

49:59

After a long hiatus, we grab a free neon dice sign, photoframes, and a repair kit from the Atomic Shop then we return to the wasteland, namely The Whitespring. Then we try to remember how to get to the roof and how to do the daily missions to get ultracite to fuel the vertibird to get to The Pitt. They involve making stew, gathering wood, and getti…

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SH 211: Heel Promo Cardio! 29:41

1y ago29:41

29:41

After an invigorating cardio sesh, Johnny Kielbasa takes us to Heel Promo ChatGPT Corner where he prompts ChatGPT: You are Ric Flair circa 1988. Your grandmother calls you on the phone. She tells you that Hacksaw Butch Reed is a much better wrestler than you are. Write a heel promo telling your grandmother what you are going to do to Hacksaw Butch …

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SH 210: Broken Screen Whiplash! 31:33

1y ago31:33

31:33

Johnny laments breaking the screen of his sweet computer for the third time. Then Johnny brings on Whiplash Jones to discuss the world of professional wrestling. Whiplash talks about having a cup of coffee in Mid South Wrestling, AEW news, and the drama behind Stone Cold Steve Austin and Shawn Michaels in Wrestlemania 14. Go binge our over 600 ever…

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SH 209: A Meaty Thunder! 32:38

1y ago32:38

32:38

Just as Johnny gets ready to dive into important, heady material, he's interrupted by Steve from sales at Johnny's day gig. Then it's time for another installment of ChatGPT Poetry Corner! Johnny's first two requests are DENIED by ChatGPT for being inappropriate. Then Johnny strikes gold with two requests: 1. Pretend you are John Milton. You are at…

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SH 208: Moutarde, S'il Vous Plait! 38:43

1y ago38:43

38:43

Johnny weighs in on motorcycle psychology then calls upon Beef Girthhouse to hash out the rigamarole of the MLB pitch clock and the NBA play in tournament. After that, Johnny, contemplating mustard/mayo ratios and mustard delivery systems, brings on Dave Mustard of Mustard's Mustard Consulting Group to analyze the successful percentage of mustard t…

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SH 207: Masters of ChatGPT! 29:47

1y ago29:47

29:47

Johnny recaps the exciting finish to his NCAA bracket tournament and the beginning of The Masters golf tournament. Then he brings in The Masters tournament historian, Swale Timpkins, to explain some of the traditions of The Masters tournament. After that, it's time for an episode of ChatGPT Poetry Corner! Johnny asks ChatGPT to spit out a couple po…

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SH 206: Season Premiere! 34:56

1y ago34:56

34:56

Johnny Kielbasa makes his triumphant return to podcast cesspool! To start things off, Johnny brings on podcast consultant Dearth Firkle to give Johnny some insight into making The Sausage Hut podcast a higher quality program that everyone can enjoy. Then Johnny brings on Sausage Hut sports director Beef Girthhouse for a rundown of this year's March…

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CyberPhunk 2022 14: Point of No Return Pt. 3! 44:09

1+ y ago44:09

44:09

Johnny Kielbasa (as V) heads into Arasaka Tower with Hanako Arasaka to disrupt the Arasaka board meeting but she shows us a hologram of big daddy Soburo Arasaka and a hologram of our old Buddy Jackie Wells. After the board meeting turns into a blood bath, We optimize our guns and clothes and make our way to find Yorinobu Arasaka. After taking out a…

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Funkercize at The Sausage Hut Hotel! 10:17

1+ y ago10:17

10:17

Oh, so you showed up late to the 7am Funkercize class in the ballroom of The Sausage Hut Hotel? No worries, you can still get a sweat going in the last ten minutes. Continental breakfast starts right after! Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast, Fall In For Fallout 76, and CyberPhunk 2022! All the melifluous melodiousness is written, produced, and …

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CyberPhunk 2022 14: Point of No Return Pt. 2! 50:58

1+ y ago50:58

50:58

Johnny Kielbasa (as V) returns to Misty's Esoterica to get a ride from Hellmann to the Arasaka estate to free Hanako Arasaka. We decide to maximize our character perks and our cache of firearms then we head to the Arasaka Estate to neutralize several guards and free Hanako Arasko by sneaking around and choking them out one by one. Once Hanako is fr…

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CyberPhunk 2022 13: Finally, The Point of No Return! 27:59

1+ y ago27:59

27:59

Johnny Kielbasa returns to CyberPhunk 2022 to enter into the final main story mission by heading to Embers to continue the Nocturne Op55N1 quest which is a "point of no return". In Embers, he meets Hanako Arasaka to talk about her deadbeat brother and taking over the family business. After the conversation, we pass out and wake up with in our old R…

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Fall In For Fallout 76 34: Pitt Prep! 52:03

1+ y ago52:03

52:03

Johnny gets a free pink short suit, Red-Upper, and a repair kit in the Atomic Shop then heads off hellbent for Pittsburgh! Starting at The Hornwright Estate, Johnny heads over to R&G train station to stash some junk and sell some wares. After that, he heads back to his favorite place, The Whitespring! But now the resort has been taken over by the R…

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SH 205: Double Barrel Deep Fry! 33:04

1+ y ago33:04

33:04

Johnny Kielbasa returns to The Sausage Hut Podcast to recap his dual turkey brining, rubbing, injecting, and frying exploits. He shares his 7-layer salad recipe. Then he talks about the shows he's been watching (Andor, The Great, Only Murders In The Building, Ancient Apocalypse). Then Johnny takes a couple phone calls. Go binge our over 600 evergre…

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Fall In For Fallout 76 33: Elevator Goose Chase! 42:30

1+ y ago42:30

42:30

Johnny grabs a free repair kit from the Atomic Shop then sidesteps the Pitt DLC area to continue the Trade Secrets quest at the Hornwright Estate. He takes heavy fire from security bots and runs a wild goose chase up and down the damn elevator, then finally finds the passcode to the panic room in the basement. Once there, here finds ghoul Penelope …

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Pumpkin Spice Extravaganza 2022! 1:57:49

1+ y ago1:57:49

1:57:49

After a stirring rendition of Hot Cross Buns, Johnny, Patty Links, Sweet Smokie, and Spicy Smokie converge once again to celebrate pumpkin spice season with Pumpkin Spice Extravaganza 2022! This year's samplings are broken down into categories: breakfast, cookies, snackies, oddities, beers, and etc. Here is what the gang sampled: Pumpkin Spice Chee…

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Labor Day Pudding Funk All Request Family Reunion Barbecue House Party! 22:38

2y ago22:38

22:38

Our Labor Day Pudding Funk All Request Family Reunion Barbecue House Party tops off your Labor Day weekend with such call-in requested hits as Honeycomb, Turbopuddingpussyrocket, Rollerskates/Parachute/Judo Robe/Fencer emojis, Blarfkettle, Video Game Emoji, and Flemmy Shimmy-Shimmy. Please enjoy this musical mirth monster and share it with your fri…

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Fall In For Fallout 76 32: Starbursts and Bullets! 1:19:02

2y ago1:19:02

1:19:02

Johnny finds some starburst flooring for free in the The Atomic Shop and decides to redecorate his C.A.M.P: a new wing, a new floor all around, a new grand piano, some wallpaper, and some lighting. Then Johnny messes around trying to find ammo for his weapons. Then Johnny heads to Foundation to talk to Paige to finish the Overseer, Overseen quest a…

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2022 Fantasy Football Roundtable! 1:44:51

2y ago1:44:51

1:44:51

Johnny Kielbasa, Mishy, The Flying Monkey, and Hex join forces to roundtable the beginning of the NFL and, consequently, the fantasy football draft season! The analysts start off by touting their own and poo poo-ing each other's respective favorite teams (Cleveland Browns, New York Jets, and Dallas Cowboys). After most discussions devolve into deep…

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SH 204: Waffle Kerfuffles! 1:00:11

2y ago1:00:11

1:00:11

Johnny, Sweet Smokie, and Spicy Smokie kick things off with Waffle Making Extravaganza 2022! Then Patty Links joins the cavalcade as her and Johnny lament the premature rollout of pumpkin spice stuff. Then Johnny tells a harrowing tale of trying to assemble a king size box spring he got off Amazon. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funk…

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