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STAND UP TO LIFE...AND NEWS! This is Stand Up Comedy...yes, but its also...newsy fun. We make news ka fun. News se fun. Kinda like GK...thoda PK! In any case, we take Indian or international news, find interesting angles, add what are hopefully jokes about the said news...and there...that's fun! Its news pe tadka? Samachaar se FunAchaar? These are getting worse. New shows every week!
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KITABEIN by Amit Kumarr is the official podcast of Readers Books Club. This podcast gives you hindi books summaries to help you decide your next read and discover some amazing books which can help you grow to get successful in life. Amit Kumarr is a NLP Practitioner, a book coach, a Law of Attraction Coach as well as a Mindset & Personality Development Coach. He has 15 years of experience in the corporate world and has 1.5 Million subscribers. किताबें बाए अमित कुमारर रीडर्स बुक्स क्लब का ऑफि ...
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Kittu Aur Chittu are two loveable kids from India who are always engaged in tongue-in-cheek humor due to their innocence and naughtiness alike. These children's jokes are going to throw kids in a laugh riot while also bringing a nice smile to the faces of adults too. As called in Hindi, these "Bachchon ke chutkule" are one of the most loved sections on Chimes. For more kid's podcasts, download the free Chimes mobile apps from Apple and Google App Stores. www.chimesradio.com Connect with us o ...
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Baat Is Your Problem | 5 NOV, 2025 Bill Gates, Smriti Irani, KYONKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI…those are not words we thought would ever be in the same sentence but it happened after Bill appeared on the daily Indian soap. Have other billionaires appeared on other Indian TV shows? YES! (No…not as far as we know but what’s the harm in imagining Mark Zu…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 2 NOV, 2025 Stand up…to life…and viral trends that young ones love and middle aged ones love to attempt and then the young ones mock the middle aged ones for even trying the trend and then the trend is no more! 6-7 is one of those trends in the USA and in Australia but has it reached Indian shores yet? If it does, it’ll proba…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 27 OCT, 2025 > (4:09) WOW MOMO vs. WOW BURGER - India mein ek court ne kaha hai ki WOW BURGER cannot use the term ‘wow’. That’s after another court had said they could. All you ‘Wow’ named establishments…restaurants, salons etc etc…you be careful, ok? But first…(1:28) NAYA TOOTHPASTE: ‘TOOTH HAIRY’ - SCIENTISTS were done fixi…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 22 OCT, 2025 (4:51) THE PARIS LOUVRE HEIST! It took thieves 7 minutes to steal jewels from the biggest museum in the world…museum loota hai ya 3.5 pack MAGGI BANAYI HAI?! But first… (1:19) CELEBRATION vs. MURDER! That is what the consideration is when singing Happy Birthday to a 116 YEAR OLD LADY….shhh! Too Loud! ****…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 19 OCT, 2025 (4:56) How can anyone know what the air pollution will be like in a week from now? We got the answer - PM PM PM YOJNA! (9:48) Hindustan Times ‘AIIMS’ to please you by providing TOP-LEVEL HEALTH info! Navbharat Times, sadly, does not have that power. But first… (1:58) NAIL SALONS! The most befuddling, baffling and…
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Baat Is Your Problem | Oct 4, 2025 (0:57) This news is not for kids …who are unfamiliar with IATA airport codes…A Rajya Sabha MP is not comfortable with Gaya Airport’s code - which is - GAY. We try and hide the Kochi Airport code from him. (2:20) A dude in Croatia thinks he has the world record for holding his breath for 29 minutes…my wife is not g…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 20 SEP, 2025 Kashish Kapoor of Bigg Boss fame recently said nothing of significance in an interview…said she was asked by a famous cricketer to meet…somewhere…where…by which cricketer exactly…we don’t know…that’s why we clicked on an article and made it our… Aao, hamare saath gumrah ho jao! CLICK! CLICKBAIT OF THE WEAK!…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 3 SEP, 2025 RSS chief Mohan Bhagwat says Indian women should have 3 babies. This raises the below listed questions: Do we have enough IPL teams to accommodate new babies aka future cricketers? How are we telling women to…do…things…in 2025? Won’t too many babies lead to an overcrowded job market? Will too many babies - cute as…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 31 AUGUST, 2025 This is an apology show. Why? Because, we are so ashamed we didn’t do justice to the ‘Delhi Stray Dogs’ story that came and went…we…did…nothing. The doggy tail is still tedhi ki tedhi. Well, we thought, to make up for our unprofessionalism, we should use this Ambani Zoo - Vantara - news and then say how sorry …
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Baat Is Your Problem | 28 AUG, 2025 Say sweet dreams to Dream11…and other similar online money-based apps. But here’s the thing…people are gonna be people…and they want what they want…which means none of these apps will disappear! What will they do? How will they plot their return? Will they learn from history? What the heck was CHAUSAR11? Are they…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 23 AUG, 2025 Shahrukh Khan and Akshay Kumar and so many of their star-colleagues are getting into side businesses…non-acting stuff…side hustles! SRK and AK should star in a movie that allows them to promote their side businesses… “Side Hustles: Tera Part-Time Khatam”: Akshay Kumar as the owner of a property dealership called …
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Baat Is Your Problem | 20 AUG, 2025 IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”… (0:46) Can’t talk about the 100K subscribers AWARD! Yet. (2:20) Air India flight mein roach (COCKROACH) ka drama…we found the safety announcement. (6:02) Australian LAWYER admits to using A.I. for a criminal case…how did the judge find out?…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 16 AUGUST, 2025 Tamannaah Bhatia of Stree 2 fame says she uses saliva to treat her pimples…! Her…own…saliva…right? Or is it like - “Ramu Kaka, idhar aayiye?!” We “found” this ad that Sephora “created” to try and sell Tamannaah’s unique sanjeevni booti type saliva cream! (they didn’t…but we did!) *************…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 13 AUGUST, 2025 First, we are KIDDING Mumbai police…about this Khakee: ImMobile skit we have done… (nervous laughter)… …y’all do a bang up job but the thing about calling mobile phone thieves and asking them to courier the phone back…is…um…well…NOT FUNNY…not all all…who said it was funny… …so that’s why we DIDN’T do a skit ba…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 10 AUG, 2025 IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”… (0:30) New Bollywood Hit… “Teri Palkon…mein infection lag raha hai…please consult a doctor!” (2:33) America says…Keep your shoes on now! (3:22) Can Tridev help us fix the world now…let’s consult the Tridev Prophecy! (5:42) The saddest town in India where kids have o…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 6 AUGUST, 2025 First, kudos to science for creating this technique where a baby can be created by 3 parents! Second, boo science for creating this technique where a baby can be created by 3 parents! The point is…we got not idea…our show overall is not samajhdaar enough to say anything so we thought…hey!…what about Pati, Patni…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 3 AUG, 2025 IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”… (0:25) Delhi University says more and more students want to study ZOOLOGY! Zoology kyon ji? Pareshaan hain Mataji aur Pitaji! (2:31) India has BANNED DIRTY, VULGAR APPS! No, don’t worry, the list doesn’t include Netflix. We managed to speak with the CEO of the ULLU a…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 1 AUG, 2025 IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”… (0:42) A survey in India has revealed the states that use the most abusive, foul, gaali-laden language. Um…you forgot this state! (2:08) Weekly Cricket Weakly - England crowds are bored by Indian batters and their slow batting styles. So much that they chant boring, …
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Baat Is Your Problem | 30 JULY, 2025 A guy was running a fake embassy in Ghaziabad…fake embassy, fake offices, fake country names…like Saborga and Poulvia and Londonia! Wait, wait, wait…but my wife and her boss visit Londonia every week! In fact, voh loag vahin hain iss vakt. I should call her. *************…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 26 JULY, 2025 Ravindra Jadeja will be Ravindra Badhe-Ja…Arshdeep and Akash Deep will both be ‘DEEP’ FRIED and KL Rahul will not be allowed because he sounds like a salad ingredient - Kale! What does all that mean? It is all part of the 5 ways…the ONLY 5 WAYS cricket can seep into American culture! By the way, everything start…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 22 JULY, 2025 A court will decide if Bata, Liberty, Relaxo and other footwear companies have copied the Crocs style. This case sounds boring… so the judge decided to liven things up by making it a musical case…a jugalbandi…a…shoe-galbandi. The Crocs lawyer was ready. But were the Relaxo and Bata guys prepared to argue their p…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 17 JULY, 2025 Fujairah in U.A.E. has added music to rumble strips on a highway… By using technology? Or is there a line of classical musicians lined up along the highway just waiting for cars to come by!! GURGAON can perhaps take a lesson and not only make people forget about the road potholes but also make money at the same …
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Baat Is Your Problem | 13 JULY, 2025 IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”… (0:47) Oil is well in Delhi…well, now. It wasn’t going to be if the government had continued its mission: “OLD CAR BAYKAAR” and denied petrol to older cars (5:06) Scotland is sick and tired of Seagulls…the birds…the pretty white Seagulls…because they’re attacking! …
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Baat Is Your Problem | 9 JULY, 2025 Pharrell Williams and Louis Vuitton had a fashion show “inspired” by the Indian clothing tradition… KRRISH…NANDU a.k.a Shakti Kapoor…cricket jerseys… and hamare doodhwale uncle ki shorts… …with models walking on a “Saanp Seedhi” ramp!… (Will Gucci do a “Ludo” ramp?) …but without any Indian fashion icons like Kara…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 6 JULY, 2025 IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”… (0:56) Honda has tested its own rocket…Kinetic thha…now Galactic Honda! (2:06) 16 Billion passwords were stolen…arey aliens ke bhi chura liye kya?! (5:16) British Airways flight attendant was found dancing naked in the plane toilet…so, he was allowed to carry drugs …
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Baat Is Your Problem | 3 JULY, 2025 IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”… (0:47) TATA will repair iPhones in India…sim card mein kachra aa gaya hai! (1:52) Wimbledon Tennis mein India ki “B” team - Bopanna, Bollipalli, Bhambri and Balaji…Bumrah bhi vahin hai… (5:15) Japan bans weird names for kids…Sorry, Pikachu… (6:10) Thai elephant hate…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 28 JUNE, 2025 Ekta Kapoor / Balaji Telefilms - the famous TV/movie creator has partnered with Netflix! Let’s Go! This means new, awesome COMBO shows…maybe inspired by Ekta Kapoor’s hit TV shows and Netflix’s most popular crowd pleasers?? Netflix has a weird request for Ekta Kapoor. They want her to incorporate the famous Netf…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 24 JUNE, 2025 Jeff Bezos is getting married for the 2nd time…Mukesh Ambani does not want to give up the ‘wedding of the century’ title… Kim Kardashian tells us which wedding is better - she attended both and compares the number of guests, the number of celebration days, the KHAN entertainment and of course the crores in retur…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 20 JUNE, 2025 Pills made from Poop are being tested to see if they can cure infections! IN THIS SHORT THOUGHT: plenty of word-play with poo and poop and sandaas…don’t blame us…IT’S SCIENCE! But first, really scientists…were you bored or is this really gonna help us?! Healthy poop is in demand…poop banks are open…how about cel…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 16 JUNE, 2025 Will Diljit Singh or Shreya Ghoshal or Virat Kohli visit Canada soon…this report will not tell you that! We asked the Canadian PM but pretty sure he was not honest with his answers! Will PM Modi bring Kaju Katli and Bedmi Puri with him when he comes to Canada for the G7 meeting…again…this report will NOT help yo…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 13 JUNE, 2025 The Shahrukh Khan / Kajol starrer ‘Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge’ is back in the form of a stage musical in Manchester, England. Is this about money? Sorry, that came out as a question. This is about money? Damn, still looks like a question but c’mon, right?! Isn’t everything?! Is it safe to DDLJ on a small stage…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 10 JUNE, 2025 Group Captain Shubhanshu Shukla will be the first astronaut from India to set foot on the International Space Station. IN THIS SHOW…did ISRO think about paying for pre-trip space station Vaastu…just to be safe and ensure Shubhanshu doesn’t have to face what Sunita Williams had to?! Thankfully, he’s not going on …
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Baat Is Your Problem | 4 JUNE, 2025 IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”… KARAN JOHAR gets 9 minute standing ovation at Cannes England complains about AIR INDIA A cargo SHIP ends up in a man’s garden Judge tells woman - DOG ALLOWED TO BITE FRENCH OPEN exclusive report And, Please LET TEENS SLEEP!…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 23 May, 2025 ‘Starlink’ - JOKES APART contest video now available… WATCH & WIN… Rs. 5000 first prize!…10 total prizes! More details: https://www.baatisyourproblem.com/contests India has approved Elon Musk’s Starlink Internet to provide internet in India. IN THIS SHOW…We are not smart enough to understand how satellite interne…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 17 May, 2025 ROBOTS were seen running in a marathon in China! IN THIS SHOW…STOP telling these robots hum kaise BHAAGTE HAIN…POHA BANATE HAIN…BHAINS KA DOODH NIKAALTE HAIN! They will collect this information, give it to the AI overlord who - by the way - is a RA.ONE fan! **************…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 17 May, 2025 A new, invisible-to-humans, colour called OLO has been discovered! IN THIS SHOW…Really scientists?! Only YOU can see this colur?! Sure, sure! Nerolac wants to package and sell this invisible coloured paint…but its invisible…but the gundaas don’t care…and how is Dulux involved?! **************…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 6 May, 2025 The Indian government wants restaurants to disclose if they use FAKE PANEER! IN THIS SHOW…Defining fake paneer…recognizing fake paneer…a better name for fake paneer than hifi angrezi ‘analogue’ paneer…and finally, a great SIGNAL restaurants can use to tell customers if the paneer they are about to eat is fake! ***…
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Baat Is Your Problem | 1 May, 2025 Will you try the Kumar Sanu Diet to lose weight? How about an Arijit Singh nightly pill that helps you shed those kilos?? Should Indian Idol change its judging to recognize singers whose songs help us lose weight? Songs can help reduce pain…arey, uncle gir gaye…he is in pain…ahem….(sur laga ke) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
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Baat Is Your Problem’ | 26 April, 2025 Pod Khichdi 0:06: Wife Naagin Hai? How will you handle these nightmares / horror movie ke scenes in REAL LIFE?Bed ke neechey koi hai!Got to the exam but forgot to put on clothes!Meri wife naagin hai!Buddha baba outside the house (thanks to moms for that one!) 7:54: KFC Toothpaste KFC - the fried chicken fast f…
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‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 12 April, 2025 Scientists have discovered dozens of NEW MOONS around SATURN! Really? Ab? Ab tak chhupey hue thhey yeh moons?! Saturn now has more than 270 MOONS! Wives are complaining about having to count moons during Karwachauth! Kids are unhappy because itne moons ke naam yaad karna is impossible. We found a Saturn Stude…
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‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 9 April, 2025 Tariffs imposed by President Donald Trump are causing the markets to go haywire. More importantly, Chacha Chaudhary and Billoo and Pinki are not happy. Most importantly, the Penguins living close to Antarctica are confused and have no idea why tariffs were imposed on their island. We spoke to President Pingu a…
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‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 5 April, 2025 People are protesting TESLA all over the world. Actually the protest is all about Elon Musk. Whatever the case may be, can we please protest in an environmentally friendly manner? Don’t burn cars…think about the firefighters…and listen to Dharmendra and Amitabh Bachchan! And, please stop confusing dogs!…
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‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 30 March, 2025 Can you get a bachelors degree in POISON SUCKING…you know…zeher choosna…you know…hero ko snake kaat le toh heroine poison suck out kar deti hai…that kinda thing?! If so, what are the required courses that you need to complete in order to obtain such a degree?!
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‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 23 March, 2025 Shahrukh Khan, Amitabh Bachchan and Akshay Kumar are only SOME of the people copying Sunita Williams ka Space Station vaala awesome HAIRSTLYE! Ok, we are imagining that they are. But Dolphins definitely are! What did Sunita Williams’ SAAS say when she got back home? By the way, thanks SpaceX but we will conti…
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‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 21 February, 2025 Champion’s Trophy 2025 Cricket Tournament ke India ke matches DUBAI mein khele jaayenge… India and Afghanistan foreign ministers recently met in…DUBAI… DUBAI hai ya is it just a centrally located, cool and convenient COFFEE SHOP??!! **************
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‘Baat Is Your Problem’ | 6 February, 2025 If ‘Hum Aapke Hain Kaun’…’Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge’…or ‘Band Baaja Baarat’ were made in today’s Afghanistan, would they be different? Will Taliban ban sitting? How do youngsters in Afghanistan date if music is banned in cars? **************
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