Dublin Zoo enlists help of breastfeeding mothers to encourage female orangutan bond with her newborn. American Airlines Flight Makes Emergency Landing After Passenger Spots Lice In Woman's Hair. MAGA fans call for boycott of Dunkin Donuts: ‘The Bud Lite treatment’. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR …

Cult-Favorite Japanese 7-Eleven Sandos and Snacks Are Coming to the U.S. Call for Buddhists to Stop Donating Energy Drinks to Monks. Lady stole $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from school meal program. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - …

Blasting 'glitter' into Mars' atmosphere could make it more habitable, say scientists. Man in Thailand arrested for stealing women’s underwear, says his wife doesn’t have the ones he likes. Woman dies after getting caught in baggage carousel at Chicago airport. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy …

FORIDA FRIDAY - Hurricane Debby washes over $1 million of cocaine onto a Florida beach. Florida woman hurls burrito at husband after argument over Taco Bell. Florida woman arrested for DUI during Hurricane Debby blamed storm winds for failed sobriety test. Florida man wanted for stealing $1,000 worth of adult toys. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird A…

Chess Player Suspended After Allegedly Poisoning Her Rival. Ontario Premier requests Wasaga beach visitors not poop in the sand. American woman found in Indian forest had been chained to tree for 40 days. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - C…

Jonesy, a Boston native and comedian, has carved out a notable career in stand-up comedy since 2003. Starting with humor to navigate his short stature in Boston's tough comedy scene, he began performing at venues like Nick's Comedy Stop and a hotel behind Fenway Park. Transitioning from music to comedy, Jonesy found a new rhythm, managing his sched…

Indian airline now allows women to purchase seats away from the creepy men. Man Arrested After Assaulting a Toyota Prius. Users are lifting lady hosts' skirts remotely during live-streams in China. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check ou…

New York State bill bans classrooms that reach 88 degrees and hotter. Middle school bans all-black clothing, citing mental health concerns. Louisiana governor tells parents against Ten Commandments in classrooms: 'Tell your child not to look'. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at…

French Pole Vaulter’s Large Bulge Costs Him an Olympic Medal. This Texas Bar's Weekly Dildo Races Create Fun Vibes. Baby Karens are nearly extinct. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and…

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman caught with drugs in bag labeled ‘Bag of Drugs’. Florida woman drowns her roommate's pet spider in ginger ale. Florida mom accused of screwing nail into daughter's buttocks. Floridaman arrested after he lassos alligator, ties it to fence, then calls 911. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weird…

Man in Indonesia stabs another man to death over chicken or egg debate. Australian hockey star amputates finger to play at Olympics. Unseasoned chicken led to brawl with bug spray, fists and knives. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check o…

I talk about getting out of our own way and how fear prevents us from accomplishing our dreams and goals. @justinhires Instagram.com/JustinHires Facebook.com/JustinHires Twitter.com/JustinHires Youtube.com/fyourfeelingspodcast TikTok: @JustinHires Snapchat: @JustinHires Theme song: 'Wit It Dog' by J. Hires…

Jose Dynamite first attempted stand up comedy at a talent showcase in 1999 while in college. He took another brief crack at it in 2002 when the Laugh Factory opened its doors in Honolulu. Just a couple of years later, he decided to really make an effort, and began to pursue his dream of being a stand up comedian: he hasn’t looked back since. ⁣ And …

Corpse shortage in Scotland as medical student enrollment rises. Disney World axes ‘offensive’ bear Liver Lips McGrowl from show. Japan cracks down on use of rideable electric suitcases amid tourist boom. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - C…

Champagne sales down worldwide in 2024 because of a lack of 'cheer'. New York bans realistic active shooter drills in schools. Doctors surgically remove 40cm bottle gourd from farmer’s rectum. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the…

Boneless chicken wings can have bones, Ohio Supreme Court rules. Japanese supermarkets begin tracking and optimizing workers' smiles. Texas football coach marries stripper nicknamed 'pole assassin' with pet monkey.// SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funny…

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida police tell people to stop taking selfies with a depressed blackbear. Bookstore aimed at selling books banned in Florida opens. Florida Man resists arrest while being arrested on a warrant for resisting arrest. Ron DeSantis says cops can’t agree on how much weed a joint holds. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon…

Japanese restaurants say they’re not charging tourists more, they’re just charging locals less. Police search for man with 'evil' tattooed on his face. Tourist burns his feet off walking barefoot in Death Valley. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyj…

I talk about why I took a break from podcasting and if I'll continue. @justinhires Instagram.com/JustinHires Facebook.com/JustinHires Twitter.com/JustinHires Youtube.com/fyourfeelingspodcast TikTok: @JustinHires Snapchat: @JustinHires Theme song: 'Wit It Dog' by J. HiresBy Justin Hires

John McCombs was born in Pennsylvania and moved to the suburbs of Chicago at a young age. He attended the University of Illinois on an ROTC scholarship and served in the Marine Corps for four years, stationed in Camp Lejeune, North Carolina. During his service, he deployed twice — once to Spain during airstrikes in Libya against ISIS, and once to R…

Companies offer to 'resurrect' deceased loved ones with AI avatars. Astronauts could ditch diapers on spacewalks thanks to new device that lets them drink their pee. The First Ever Cheese Museum Opens in Paris. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjon…

Cocaine sharks found off coast of Brazil. Jersey father accused of decapitating seagull in front of family. Rapper Snoop Dogg to carry Olympic torch ahead of Paris opening ceremony. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official w…

Japan's gymnastics captain out of Olympics for drinking and smoking. Human finger found in driveway and returned to owner. Plants With Racist Names to Be Renamed. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://Weir…

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida stripper sues state over law raising age requirement. Florida woman bites flight attendant on United Airlines. Florida woman flips off camera before plowing car through special needs school. Florida man called 911 about having phony 'suicidal thoughts' so he could hitch free ride to Tampa. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF…

Melting ice caps slow Earth's spin and makes the days longer. Museum boss admits Picassos exhibited for 3 years are fakes she painted herself. South Korean airport authorities crackdown on Trader Joe’s bagel seasoning. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/…

Jason Stuart is a comedian whose career reflects his diverse background and experiences. Born in the Bronx, he moved to Los Angeles at a young age, growing up in the Fairfax area amidst a culturally rich community. His upbringing included speaking Yiddish with his grandmother, a Russian concentration camp survivor, and being influenced by his fathe…

10% of young people in Japan have experience being groped recently. Suspected drug-smuggling tunnel found in Tijuana is so long authorities don't have enough oxygen to reach other end. California city aims to host world's largest water balloon fight. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a co…

Colombia Faces a New Problem: Too Much Cocaine. Father of 12 Elon Musk Offers His Sperm for Colony on Mars. Police in Southern California warn of hugging robbers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://Weir…

Taco Bell opening 'retirement community' in California. Mexico ‘cancels’ statue of Greek god Poseidon after dispute with local deity. Greece's new 6-day workweek law takes effect. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official web…

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked female Florida inmate tried to jam sandwich into cellmate's mouth, then bit lieutenant. Floridaman is arrested after stealing beer and forgetting one of his children in the store. Florida woman arrested for making serious threats to the Governor. Floridaman shoots self in groin in front of girlfriend while trying to kill her …

ANIMALS ANIMALS ANIMALS! - Man wearing pajamas broke into a pet store and released the animals. Prison in Brazil uses geese to guard against escapes. Man in China caught smuggling 100 live snakes in his trousers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyj…

Dr. Bill Miller, a seasoned doctor and comedian, was born in New York and moved to Los Angeles at ten. Influenced by comedians on the Ed Sullivan Show, he pursued both medicine and comedy. He attended medical school at Northwestern and worked in emergency rooms while performing at comedy clubs. Despite his parents' initial skepticism, they eventual…

Spain’s new ‘porn passport’ is coming this summer. Germany Is Actually Renaming a City After Taylor Swift. Paramedics Advise Not Shooting Fireworks From Your Orifices. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https:/…

Vending machines dispense ammunition at Alabama grocery stores. Cyclist fined for kissing wife during Tour de France. McDonald's rebrands Happy Meal as just 'The Meal' for Mental Health Awareness Week. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Chec…

Thai teacher caught livestreaming under skirt while teaching class. Welsh Government to ban politicians from lying. Live rhino horns injected with radioactive material in project aimed at curbing poaching in South Africa. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.c…

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested after allegedly trying to withdraw 1 cent from bank. DeSantis signs bill making it legal to kill ‘crack bears’. FloridaMan On A Tricycle Fights Man With A Machete Over A Flashlight. Floridaman cut Florida’s arts funding over ‘sexual’ festivals. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/w…

Derek Richards is a seasoned comedian known for his dynamic performances and unique comedic style. Hailing from Detroit, Derek has been a devoted fan of the Detroit Lions, experiencing the emotional highs and lows that come with it. He began his stand-up career in 1993 in Kalamazoo, Michigan, after a stint in radio, finding early success performing…

University in Vietnam establishes a student height requirement. Rapper BG ordered to have all future songs approved by US government. New App in San Francisco Lets You Spy on Bars to See How Busy They Are. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - …

Four fisherman die after drinking from bottles found in sea. Man fined for squirting mixture of urine and flour onto woman's dress to try to chat her up. A nude cruise launches next year called The Big Nude Boat. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyj…

Maldives climate minister arrested for performing ‘black magic’ on the President. South Korea administrative robot commits apparent suicide. Do not let your friends urinate on you: Medical advice on how to treat a jellyfish sting this summer. *Plus BONUS original song - Sting of Love. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.c…

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man arrested for shooting a Walmart delivery drone. Florida dad arrested after 15-month-old daughter eats his weed. Nearly all Florida beaches have unsafe levels of human poop. Gamer flies from New Jersey to Florida, attacks man with hammer over online gaming dispute. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://p…

North Carolina golf course rents out llama caddies to carry your clubs. Eternal Real Estate? A Church in Mexico Is Selling Plots of Land in Heaven. Edinburgh offers cash prizes for taking photo of yourself putting rubbish in a litter bin. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http…

Frankie Marcos, born and raised in San Jose, California, witnessed the city's transformation from a culturally vibrant area to a tech-driven Silicon Valley. Starting his comedy career at 22, inspired by being voted "most funny" in school, Frankie's first stand-up attempt at a San Francisco bar was a disaster. However, encouragement from friends lik…

FDA warns company selling products with human fecal matter without approval. Alleged bestiality bus with dozens of animals stopped in Pennsylvania. Two US astronauts stranded in space on board Boeing’s Starliner capsule. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.co…

Parisian poop protest postponed. Flat Earthers Are Getting Their Own Competition Style Reality TV Show. NASA shows interest in an asteroid worth $10,000,000,000,000,000,000. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website h…

Hong Kong Tells Residents to ‘Smile More’ as Government Tries to Revive Declining Tourism. Man accused of having sex with train seat on MetroLink. Woman earns Stanford master’s degree at 105. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the …

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida McDonald's employee shoots at customers who said their order was wrong. Floridaman dentist arrested after making more than 100 online threats. Playground stolen from Florida school for children with autism. Florida woman shoots roommate, says he didn’t clean up after himself. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon …

‘Anti-woke’ water becomes a hit for conservatives. Indian Man's Genitals Removed While He Was Sleeping. Study show eating cheese plays a role in healthy, happy aging – who are we to argue? // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the off…

Delanie Ficsher, who grew up near Encino's Trader Joe's and attended Bethel Lutheran Elementary School, reminisces about her early comedic roots and shared local landmarks, such as the LA Cabaret on Ventura Boulevard. Her journey into comedy began at UC Santa Barbara, performing at a student-run show called Laughology. Initially hesitant, Delanie' …

China's next-gen sexbots powered by AI to hit the shelves. Employers lure workers back to office with promise of their own desk. Vermont Republican confesses to secretly pouring cups of water into colleague’s bag for months. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffe…