an exploration of socialist themes in Star Trek hosted by Ezri & Sophia
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We Need to Secure a Logical Future for Our Vulcan Children: DIS S3E7&8
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“Unification III” & “The Sanctuary”By Ezri xB & Sophia
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Empress [sic] Georgiou Body Pillow: DIS S3E5&6, “Die Trying” & “Scavengers”
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Empress [sic] Georgiou Body Pillow: DIS S3E5&6, “Die Trying” & “Scavengers” by Ezri xB & SophiaBy Ezri xB & Sophia
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Adira, Get In the Mommy Juice: DIS S3E3&4, “People of Earth” & “Forget Me Not”
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Adira, Get In the Mommy Juice: DIS S3E3&4, “People of Earth” & “Forget Me Not” by Ezri xB & SophiaBy Ezri xB & Sophia
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Extreme Red Diaper Baby Situation: DIS S3E1&2, “That Hope Is You, Part 1” & “Far From Home”
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Extreme Red Diaper Baby Situation: DIS S3E1&2, “That Hope Is You, Part 1” & “Far From Home” by Ezri xB & SophiaBy Ezri xB & Sophia
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Ensign Lisa Simpson: LD S1E3, “Temporal Edict”
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When bourgeois labor-time discipline is inflicted on the least important s hip in Starfleet, who goes nuts and who goes Stakhanov? Is bureaucratic stratamania a form of class society, or just a class society-in-waiting? How cybernetically viable is The Boimler Effect? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Julian, Kyle & Tom http://emancipation.network…
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Quark Reading Théorie Communiste: DS9 S4E15, “Bar Association”
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When a strike breaks out on DS9, who's a comrade and who's a kulak? How does US labor law compare to the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition? Is Rom the Manifesto-thumping working-class hero we need, or is he just canonically jerking off? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Kyle and Tomhttp://emancipation.networkBy Ezri xB & Sophia
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I’m Sorry You Made Me Do That: TNG S4E12, “The Wounded”
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Can Chief O’Brien overcome his space racism? What happened to fascist fashion sense in the 24th century? Are you ready for worst apology in the galaxy? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Jake emancipation.networkBy Ezri xB & Sophia
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The Golden Mean of the Butthole: DS9 S4E12, “Paradise Lost”
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Is Red Squad really Starfleet Academy's best and brightest, or are they just some LARPing cultists? Will the future be poorly decorated? Can flapping buttholes handle firearms? Ezri & Sophia are joined by Kyle, Shane, & Tom http://emancipation.networkBy Ezri xB & Sophia
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He’s Got a Tight Butthole Because He’s Literally Goop: DS9 S4E11, “Homefront”
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Is it Mustache Time for a utopian Earth? Can Grandpa Sisko conscript Jake with woke small business apologia? How tight does Odo's psychic butthole have to be to keep his face together? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Kyle & Tom http://emancipation.networkBy Ezri xB & Sophia
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Kirk’s Libido Without the Imperialism: TNG S1E26, “The Neutral Zone”
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Experience the JU crew's first step into 90's Trek! What happens when you cross Kurt Cobain, Garth Brooks, and a cryogenic chamber? How much will your stock portfolio be worth in 340 years? How many dicks can Worf and Riker swing at once? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Pouya, Shane & Tom http://emancipation.network…
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What About Harry Kim?: Picard S1E10, “Et in Arcadia Ego, Part 2”
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Where have we been for the last three months? How long can Sophia and Ezri talk about the last ten seconds of this episode? And what about poor Harry Kim?Sophia & Ezri are joined by Kyle & Tomhttp://emancipation.networkBy Ezri xB & Sophia
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The Genocidal Heart of Coachella: Picard S1E9, "Et In Arcadia Ego, Part 1"
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What's the difference between Coppelius and California? Which Jumpsuit Utopia panelist most closely predicted The Big Clench? Do we have a spare golem for Patrick Stewart? Ezri & Sophia are joined by Kyle http://emancipation.network thanks to anonymous for additional editingBy Ezri xB & Sophia
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YAAAAS QUEEN ASSIMILATE: Picard S1E8, “Broken Pieces”
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What happens when Romulan secret agents go to ShockChan? Are Agnes & Bruce one of those synth chaser couples? Is Seven of Nine's reading group a cult? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Kyle & Tom http://emancipation.network thanks to Mason Kerr for additional editingBy Ezri xB & Sophia
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Whole Foods Riker: Picard S1E7, “Nepenthe”
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Why did the Federation ban stem cell research? Was Thaddeus a fan of Quark's holovlog? Are heirloom tomatoes better than plastic surgery? Ezri & Sophia are joined by Kyle & Tom http://emancipation.network thanks to anonymous for additional editingBy Ezri xB & Sophia
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It Tastes Like Real Box, But It's Actually Soy: Picard S1E6, "The Impossible Box"
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Does old Bruce Maddox kind of look like Jordan Peterson? Does Rios have good consent practices, or is he kind of a creep? Is Tom allowed to laugh at transbian jokes? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Tom http://emancipation.networkBy Ezri xB & Sophia
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Quark's Baby Emporium: Picard S1E5, "Stardust City Rag"
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Which Voyager character just got fridged? Did Khan destroy every copy of Gender Trouble or something? Did "Profit and Lace" inspire Quark's neoreaction holovlog? Ezri & Sophia are joined by Kyle http://emancipation.network thanks to Mason Kerr for additional editingBy Ezri xB & Sophia
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Sisterboy Realness: Picard S1E4, "Absolute Candor"
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Is Picard "taking up the white man's burden"? Just how cis-normie is the 24th century? Is the sock slide from Risky Business the most perfect ritual?Sophia & Ezri are joined by Tom & Kylehttp://emancipation.network thanks to Vancouver producer and grumpy McLuhanite Mason Kerr for additional editingBy Ezri xB & Sophia
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Unassimilated Savior Complex: Picard S1E3, "The End Is the Beginning"
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Will vaping survive World War III? Does Picard have a full blown case of instrumental reason poisoning? Should Soji check her unassimilated privilege? Ezri & Sophia are joined by Tom & Kyle http://emancipation.networkBy Ezri xB & Sophia
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More Like a Tucker Carlson Kind of Vulcan: Picard S1E2, "Maps and Legends"
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Is Picard losing his mind? What kind of alt-right is Commodore Oh? Will Starbuck kick Sophia's ass and make us do a Battlestar Galactica episode? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Tom & Kylehttp://emancipation.networkBy Ezri xB & Sophia
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Clenching Its Way Into Oblivion: Picard S1E1, "Remembrance"
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Where are all the shoulder pads? How can we admire a man that's got no ass? Will the Federation clench itself into nothingness? Ezri & Sophia are joined by Tom, Shane & Kyle http://emancipation.networkBy Ezri xB & Sophia