Jumpsuit Utopia Podcasts

w/ Sophia, Ezri, Tiberius [sic], Tom edited by Conrad Zimmerman http://emancipation.networkBy Ezri xB & Sophia

Taste the bitter fruits of scarcity as we take on the season 3 finale of Star Trek Discovery, where the Federation weighs the possibility of embracing capitalism to overcome generalized want. We talk barracks communism in space, but with civil rights. edited by Conrad Zimmerman http://pinfultruth.com/ http://emancipation.network/…

ERROR: INCOMPLETE NAVIGATION SEQUENCEGlory to you, Terrans! Feast on flesh as we dip into the Mirror Universe for the first time…http://emancipation.network/http://soundcloud.com/jumpsuitutopiaBy Ezri xB & Sophia

“Unification III” & “The Sanctuary”By Ezri xB & Sophia

Empress [sic] Georgiou Body Pillow: DIS S3E5&6, “Die Trying” & “Scavengers” by Ezri xB & SophiaBy Ezri xB & Sophia

Adira, Get In the Mommy Juice: DIS S3E3&4, “People of Earth” & “Forget Me Not” by Ezri xB & SophiaBy Ezri xB & Sophia

Extreme Red Diaper Baby Situation: DIS S3E1&2, “That Hope Is You, Part 1” & “Far From Home” by Ezri xB & SophiaBy Ezri xB & Sophia

When bourgeois labor-time discipline is inflicted on the least important s hip in Starfleet, who goes nuts and who goes Stakhanov? Is bureaucratic stratamania a form of class society, or just a class society-in-waiting? How cybernetically viable is The Boimler Effect? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Julian, Kyle & Tom http://emancipation.network…

When a strike breaks out on DS9, who's a comrade and who's a kulak? How does US labor law compare to the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition? Is Rom the Manifesto-thumping working-class hero we need, or is he just canonically jerking off? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Kyle and Tomhttp://emancipation.networkBy Ezri xB & Sophia

Can Chief O’Brien overcome his space racism? What happened to fascist fashion sense in the 24th century? Are you ready for worst apology in the galaxy? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Jake emancipation.networkBy Ezri xB & Sophia

Is Red Squad really Starfleet Academy's best and brightest, or are they just some LARPing cultists? Will the future be poorly decorated? Can flapping buttholes handle firearms? Ezri & Sophia are joined by Kyle, Shane, & Tom http://emancipation.networkBy Ezri xB & Sophia

Is it Mustache Time for a utopian Earth? Can Grandpa Sisko conscript Jake with woke small business apologia? How tight does Odo's psychic butthole have to be to keep his face together? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Kyle & Tom http://emancipation.networkBy Ezri xB & Sophia

Experience the JU crew's first step into 90's Trek! What happens when you cross Kurt Cobain, Garth Brooks, and a cryogenic chamber? How much will your stock portfolio be worth in 340 years? How many dicks can Worf and Riker swing at once? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Pouya, Shane & Tom http://emancipation.network…

Where have we been for the last three months? How long can Sophia and Ezri talk about the last ten seconds of this episode? And what about poor Harry Kim?Sophia & Ezri are joined by Kyle & Tomhttp://emancipation.networkBy Ezri xB & Sophia

What's the difference between Coppelius and California? Which Jumpsuit Utopia panelist most closely predicted The Big Clench? Do we have a spare golem for Patrick Stewart? Ezri & Sophia are joined by Kyle http://emancipation.network thanks to anonymous for additional editingBy Ezri xB & Sophia

What happens when Romulan secret agents go to ShockChan? Are Agnes & Bruce one of those synth chaser couples? Is Seven of Nine's reading group a cult? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Kyle & Tom http://emancipation.network thanks to Mason Kerr for additional editingBy Ezri xB & Sophia

Why did the Federation ban stem cell research? Was Thaddeus a fan of Quark's holovlog? Are heirloom tomatoes better than plastic surgery? Ezri & Sophia are joined by Kyle & Tom http://emancipation.network thanks to anonymous for additional editingBy Ezri xB & Sophia

Does old Bruce Maddox kind of look like Jordan Peterson? Does Rios have good consent practices, or is he kind of a creep? Is Tom allowed to laugh at transbian jokes? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Tom http://emancipation.networkBy Ezri xB & Sophia

Which Voyager character just got fridged? Did Khan destroy every copy of Gender Trouble or something? Did "Profit and Lace" inspire Quark's neoreaction holovlog? Ezri & Sophia are joined by Kyle http://emancipation.network thanks to Mason Kerr for additional editingBy Ezri xB & Sophia

Is Picard "taking up the white man's burden"? Just how cis-normie is the 24th century? Is the sock slide from Risky Business the most perfect ritual?Sophia & Ezri are joined by Tom & Kylehttp://emancipation.network thanks to Vancouver producer and grumpy McLuhanite Mason Kerr for additional editingBy Ezri xB & Sophia

Will vaping survive World War III? Does Picard have a full blown case of instrumental reason poisoning? Should Soji check her unassimilated privilege? Ezri & Sophia are joined by Tom & Kyle http://emancipation.networkBy Ezri xB & Sophia

Is Picard losing his mind? What kind of alt-right is Commodore Oh? Will Starbuck kick Sophia's ass and make us do a Battlestar Galactica episode? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Tom & Kylehttp://emancipation.networkBy Ezri xB & Sophia

Where are all the shoulder pads? How can we admire a man that's got no ass? Will the Federation clench itself into nothingness? Ezri & Sophia are joined by Tom, Shane & Kyle http://emancipation.networkBy Ezri xB & Sophia