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Two girls who just met on a dating app discuss the challenges and redeeming qualities of online dating, while getting to know each other to see if there is a connection. Family and friends swing by to introduce themselves and share stories of their own dating experiences - good, bad and ugly. Entertaining, informative and sometimes hella awkward, Tonya and Brooke get vulnerable about the realities of getting to know someone new in these wild times.
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Season 2, Episode 18: Down for an Adventure?
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Oh hey! Remember us? We’re the girls that fell in love and went on an adventure. Well…we have some news.
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Season 2, Episode 17: Fly High, Superman 🐶🌈
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Hello friends. It’s a sad time for Brooke and Tonya as they had to say goodbye to their best friend, Aldous, aka Superman. On this episode Bronya opens up about the struggles with grief and sadness. Sometimes you need a little help from your friends, and at this time these two need some help and support! Tell us about your dog, or tell us about how…
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Season 2, Episode 16: We’re Figuring It Out [Anniversary Episode!]
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Welcome back, friends!! Brooke and Tonya celebrate their official one year anniversary today!! In this episode, they reflect on the last year, from wild adventures and doing too much to settling in a little beach town and taking things slow. They discuss the highs and lows of their relationship and what they want to see in year two! Settle in becau…
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Season 2, Episode 15: Plantar Fasciitis Strikes
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Let’s face it, we are all getting older and with Brooke’s 40th birthday looming around the corner and Tonya suffering from PF Bronya has never felt older. Listen in as they chat about how to stay mentally stable through the holidays. Tonya takes us through the journey of orthopedic shoes and it’s all laughs. Whether it’s weight loss or plantar fasc…
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Season 2, Episode 14: I Gave Her My Best Years
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Just when you thought you met all of Tonya and Brooke's friends, someone amazing and hilarious like Kristi (aka Ram Jam) pops up. There's nothing like listening to women of a 'certain age' reminisce about their prime party days. From learning how to spice up a vacation with a round of bar roulette to impromptu trips to Arizona, Kristi and Brooke ha…
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The reality is relationships aren’t always easy, even when you're in love. Listen to Brooke and Tonya give you a update on their beach life, therapy, and everything else they have been up to!
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Season 2, Episode 12: Adventures of Gnarly Carlee and DisGracey
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Any middle aged ladies out there 👀!? Hey older gals out there - are you switching careers? Raising kids? Or need a good girlfriend to talk to? If you answered yes to any of those then this episode is for you! Meet Tonya’s friend Carlee! This episode was especially fun because it’s so relatable! Grab your tea and your 🐈 or 🐕, get cozy and listen to …
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Isn't family the greatest?! How about a shoutout to all those moms out there! Tonight we get to know Brooke's mom, Connie (@yourfriendconnie), a little better and find out what she thinks of the love of Brooke's life, Tonya. We also uncover the trick to entertaining your kids on a budget. Spoiler alert, it's with neighbor kids like Kate the Great! …
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Another fun update from Tonya and Brooke as they navigated veterinary care in Mexico and going deep on Mom visits. Hear about some of the new things they learned about each other and their expert advice on how long to date someone before locking it in and what they have learned about each other - aka, how not to piss each other off. Sit back, relax…
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With a name like double fisting it has to be good, amiright? Erica and Tonya have been friends for a really long time and just had the pleasure of spending a girls weekend together. Tonya came home refreshed, inspired and...ready to please. ;) She couldn't wait to tell Brooke all about her time with Erica and friends so they figured...why not do a …
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Season 2, Episode 8: The Update You've Been Dying to Hear
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Tonya and Brooke have been barely podcasting on the regular and we know you all are just dyyyying to hear an update. Well, people, dreams DO come true! Tune in as Bronya talk about what they have been up to and the awkwardness of meeting new people...still. Will they ever make new friends? How is beach life? All your burning questions are answered …
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California is sure getting hard for Bronya as they both navigate their feelings with cockroaches, yes folks cockroaches!! These two Portland girls do not know what to do as the stumble and not one, but 2 roaches. This was a 911 call to pest control. Will they survive or move home? Let's find out on this episode of BUGGIN' OUT!…
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Season 2, Episode 6: No Friends, No COVID
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Tonya and Brooke recap on their epic (or maybe not) friend dating experience. Did they make it out and meet tons of friends? Or did they go through a harrowing drive-thru experience? Tune in to find out!By Tonya and Brooke
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Have you ever moved to a city and felt completely alone, even though you are living your dream? It's a weird feeling to be so excited and lonely at the same time. What do two queer ladies new to a town do to meet friends? Listen in as Tonya and Brooke explore their personal friend dating preferences and venture out on the town to meet their first n…
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Season 2, Episode 3: Cooters on Scooters 🛴
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With a new scooter, boogie board, and bitchin shorts from @target the sky is the limit for these two as they approach one month living in sunny San Diego! Listen in as these two discuss their romantic dates, how to save money,and most importantly tips for calming your partner down. It’s clear Bronya is still in love folks, yay!!…
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Tonight Bronya sat down with Sara, Brooke’s longest and bestest friend. These two are tight and Tonya might be intimidated! Can Tonya win her over? What tips and tricks does Sara have for Tonya meeting her future MIL, Connie!? This episode is fun-ny and so relatable! From toe fungus to dragonflies, come meet honorary big sister, Sara!❤️…
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It’s been almost a month since the last episode dropped and Tonya and Brooke have so many updates for Cookie fans. From a shitty 40th birthday to moving to Yuma the adventure continued with a lot of challenges and laughs along the way. Season 2 kicks off with a heartfelt update from the lovebirds coming to you from the whales vagina...San Diego.…
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Well folks, who saw this coming!? Bronya is moving in together! Listen to these cute love birds update their listeners on their next adventure together! As Brooke says “it’s a journey”. Well, she isn’t wrong! The really cool thing is their journey is just beginning, today is their 3 month talkaversary! If they are this far after 3 months the opport…
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Season 1, Episode 17: Trivia, Not Our Best Showing
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Meet Cathy! Cathy and Tonya met at work and became quick friends. They had no choice as they were the only out queers in the biz. Brooke has actually already met Cathy as she was a team member on a not so successful trivia team! What does Cathy like about Brooke and Tonya? Does she have any dating advice? You know the drill, go grab your tea or win…
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Many of our fans already know Julie as she is a Clatsop County celebrity, well she is also Tonya’s mom. Brooke and Julie hit it off in this episode and bond over their love for Tonya. For those of you that don’t know who Julie is, you have to listen to this episode! She is hilarious, and it will make sense where Tonya gets her humor! Meeting parent…
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A lot like Brooke, her friend Erin has an adventurous soul! From Virginia to Aruba this girl is always on the move! Listen in as Tonya doesn’t even try to gain acceptance because according to Erin, Brooke is acting way different than she has in previous relationships and Erin is so happy for them. Erin and Brooke have been roommates, travel buddies…
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Meet Courtney, Tonya’s longest friend! Listen in as her and Brooke hit it off about world travels and being badass career ladies. Oh and there may or may not be a little threatening on Courtney’s part as she has always been protective over Tonya. How will Brooke handle it? Spoiler alert: very well, as we all know Brooke is obsessed with Tonya and m…
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Tonya and Brooke update Cookie fans on life, love and what’s to come next. They are back in Oregon, despite the snow and ice, with the whole fur family in tow - no thanks to the Oregon DOT (and Tonya is furious about it). While stuck inside both Tonya and Brooke go through old memories and encourage you all to do the same. What’s to come? Big news …
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Season 1, Episode 13: Wine Cooler Briefcase
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How many red flags 🚩 does it take to call it quits? One? Two? Six? 😬In Emily’s case, it’s six😬! Ladies and Gents meet cute Emily🙋🏻♀️! Brookes sweet friend comes on the show to share her worst date story but more importantly, gives Tonya some encouragement 🔥 and says some really sweet things about Brooke😍Emily is single and ready to mingle.. kinda.…
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Season 1, Episode 12: Outdoor Lite Kind of Life
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Hanna comes back into Tonya’s life after 21 years! Listen as these old ballplayers 🏀 catch up, but more importantly listen as Hanna gives no fucks about Tonya and has a huge friend boner 🍆 for Brooke❤️. Does Tonya get jealous 😒!? What is it about Brooke that Hanna loves so much🤪!? In a crazy turn of events, Tonya confesses her love for an old Fishe…
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Catch up with Brooke and Tonya as they make a pit stop in sunny San Diego. Recording from bed, they recap their exciting journey home to the snowbanks of Portland, Oregon. Spoiler alert, these two are still obsessed with each other and can’t imagine waking up alone. What’s it going to look like when they make it back to the Pacific Northwest?…
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Season 1, Episode 10: Semi-Retired Kind of Life
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In this episode, ‘Semi-Retired Kind of Life’ Brooke and Tonya discuss what they are learning about themselves and as a couple. Spending every minute together in uncle Charlie’s bunk house the two talk about how challenges make them stronger, and what they love about each other. The two will also briefly explore life goals such as pimpin out an old …
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All the single ladies🎤 put your 🙌 up! Bronya invited Tonya’s cousin Becky to the lemon table, their new podcast studio in Yuma, AZ. Becky is a sporty, single, 60 year old queer ready to get back in the game 🥎! Since Brooke and Tonya are officially online dating experts (I mean, after falling In love ❤️ they are for sure experts)! They help Becky cr…
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As the lovely couple has officially made it ofish they celebrate their 60-day talkaversary with a road trip across five states because bitches...in 2021 that’s what you do in a new relationship. One, start podcast. Check! Two, fall in love. Check! Three, go on road trip. Check and check. These two are killing it so come join them on the first of th…
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In this episode, Tonya meets Brooke's friend Brittany, a cool, confident sexpert from Washington, DC. She will share her own stories of bad dates, struggles, sex, and intimacy, and maybe even talk about falling in love. What Brittany brings to the NOWMYC table is an honest, juicy, real-life story of finding love during a global pandemic. Listen in …
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The time has finally come. The first in-person date!!! Brooke and Tonya quarantined for two weeks so they could get a chance to meet in person. Their first date was a romantic setting on the beautiful Oregon coast in Newport. Did they share a first kiss? Were there any awkward moments? In this episode, we will explore all of those things and so muc…
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Tonya and Brooke are only days away from their first in-person date and emotions are high. In one last-ditch effort to get first date advice, Tonya invites her friend Emma to join the show. Emma is a bona fide professional dater and has some pretty sexy tricks for making the mask work for you! If you want more cookie action, head over to noonewants…
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Tonya and Brooke have spent one fun-filled week together...virtually. How did it go? Are they excited to continue or was this the worst idea ever? What is coming next? Hear as they go deep into the feels and explore some of the dating challenges they've encountered. If you have dating advice for Tonya or Brooke hit us up on Insta @noonewantsmycooki…
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The most amazing things happens in episode three of No One Wants My Cookies...Cody joins the show! Hear all about his rad dating advice and see if Tonya makes a stellar first impression or falls flat on her face. No pressure.
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Tonya and Brooke went on a first date and they cannot wait to tell you all about it. How do you think it went? We also found out Tonya's celebrity crush. Natalie, are you listening?
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Season 1, Episode 1: No One Wants My Cookies Except You
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Tonya and Brooke met on a dating app one month ago, have never met in real life and don’t really know each other all that well. But there’s an attraction...or is there? You be the judge. Will they go on a first date? Why is dating so hard? Listen in as these two comically stumble through dating, love, sex and all the weirdness that comes with findi…
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