Welcome to episode 117 of Kraken Cove Podcast! post surgery, Matt is back with Benny on hand to help, as always, so together they look at the frankly insane photo of Katie Price, a chess champion poisoning case, a 10 year baby bear mystery finally solved, a lottery win that never was, what King Charles feeds his car in a cost of living crisis and a…

It's episode 116 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and this week Benny & Matt wrestle with the Marmot problem on the island, not helped by those bloody Wallabies... But everything is made better with a spot of casting! This week the lighthouse light is pointed at a Paris Wolf Attack, the robotic answer to Japan's animal and workforce problems, a very strange …

In this episode Benny and Matt consider the possibility of simply chucking satellites into space with a big catapult, the return of the metal monoliths, more Liverpudlian Lilliputians, Fuji behind bars and Much Much More!!!!By krakencovepodcast

It's episode 114 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!! We get a catch up from Benny about his awful holiday, there's a look at proof of Alien Big Cats in the UK, a peep into a portal full of werewolves, a little orange man (not Trump!) and a constipated mystery shitter!By krakencovepodcast

It's episdoe 113 of Kraken Cove! This week, Benny and Matt take to the high seas in search of a whopper, but all Benny finds is a Quarter Pounder... While they cast theri lines out they also manage to haul in some strange tales of brain worms, space farts on Exoplanets, The story of Columbo's boat in Troubled Waters, we ask ARE DINOSAURS REAL? and …

We're back once again with episode 112 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!! In this episode Benny & Matt discuss Buddhism, Shintoism and Neolithic nonsense, a robot flamethrower, Tardigrade/Human hybrids, a real life werewolf sighting, brand new lifeforms and much, much more! Benny is going to Thailand on holiday soon so look out for some new content!…

Welcome to episode 111 of Kraken Cove Podcast!!! This week we check out a grim guest at a woman's funeral, a corvid that is either friend or foe of a whole community, a bloke with a dick on his arm offering to take Kate Beckinsale out for a different sort of sausage, Lichtenstein's perfect army and much, much more!!…

It's episode 110 of Kraken Cove Podcast and we have a doozy for you!! In this episode we check out the latest METAL MONOLITH! Dumped dead animals at local shop! Daddy Knock Door Run! Bringing more shame to a famous name! Lightning Strikes Christ, is Christopher Walken Evil? and much, much more!By krakencovepodcast

It's episode 109 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and this week Benny & Matt examine high street snail farms, a quick book review of Something Wicked This Way Comes, Wooden Satellites, botched moon landings, high speed aping around, some badly judged Valentines cards and the incredibly strange story of THIS MAN!…

It's episode 108 of Kraken Cove and this week Benny & Matt delve once more into the lucky bag of nonsense that is KRAKEN COVE PODCAST! They investigate Brian Blessed's wrestling habits, they delve deep into the pineapple mines, Benny describes his pseudonym Diablo Blanco and we find out what to do if you get a fairy in your bed!…

It's happened!! Benny has edited his first episode of Kraken Cove! What a wonderful way to start 2024. In this show we take a look at the truth behind Benny's claim the Nazis loved Margarine, a bloke who chops off your bollocks for sexy thrills, a battery that will run your phone for 50 years without a single charge and much much more!!…

It's Christmas down Kraken Cove and things have got a little loosey goosey as far as format is concerned! While wh have a bit of casting from Matt, Benny tries his hand with the light and... well... see what you think! We also continue the Christmas Cove tradition of a Spooky Story for Christmas! Matt has written a traditional story especially for …

Welcome to Christmas at the Cove! We had to try get a slightly more festive episode in, and hopefully we can record a Xmas Day Special! In this episode, Benny 'coaxes' Matt back to Kraken Cove for a spot of casting. The lads look at Bat Knobs, a pig pit death, a strangling by a vegetable machine, a terrifying Christmas Witch and various goings on i…

It's episode 104 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and we appear to have accidentally produced an ANIMAL SPECIAL! Obviously it all gets a bit cock heavy, so we do apologise, but it's all relevant and there's lots to learn! About animal cocks. Animal tits get a look in too, so there's something for the lads - everyone is happy! We look at shagging hippos, fuck…

Welcome to the Halloween Episode of Kraken Cove Podcast! This week Benny and Matt investigate the fresh Bigfoot sighting in the the US but also hark back to a hairy man who haunts the hills a little closer to home! We have a blood soaked animal attack of an unusual kind, a story of redemption from our flippered friends, a rumoured Hamas attack on..…

It's Cove O'Clock, Krakenheads! Benny and Matt are back at the lighthouse talking, amongst other things, MASSIVE DRAGON DILDOS, Gynaecological Gymnastics from Outer Space, Cockaigne the Mediaeval Utopia, strange migrations and a strange drain Benny found in the arse end of Leeds. Thanks Benny! All this and much more at KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!…

Join Benny and Matt on location on Ilkley Moor, Yorkshire, where they investigate the strange carved stones that dot the landscape! While investigating possible theories around the stones, they also so test the theory that dowsing rods can tap into the power around these locations. Join us and find out what happened!!!…

Welcome to the 100th episode of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!! It's tough times at The Cove with the Orca effectively keeping Benny & Matt hostage on the island, with no Rowboat Pete (RIP) to replenish the the stores! Some Black Magic and a spot of casting might be just the ticket... This week the lads examine the strange death of Garry Hoy, there's the biz…

It's episode 99 of Kraken Cove and this week we have another freewheeling (NOT RAMBLING) episode covering multiple subjects, such as Britain's Yeti, the Woodwose, and have we found his tools? Weird alien abduction style sex assault, Crossbow Jedi queen Hunter, Alien Gadget Fragments found in Sea, more Time Slips and the strange practices of the Bod…

Benny and Matt look deep beneath the waves of Kraken Cove this week, to find out what the Holy Heck the Sea Pandas are playing at!! Oh, and if you know of any stinky old drunkards called Pete, drop us a line!By krakencovepodcast

Benny returns to the lighthouse after some kind of health scare, but Matt gets straight down to business with the question - is AI going to kill us?By krakencovepodcast

After a short break, Benny and Matt are back with a look at proof of Anomalous Big Cats, Monkeys in the post, wedding day golfcart disaster, Victor Noir, praying for snow and WHAT THE F*CK IS SCAMPI???By krakencovepodcast

Join Benny & Matt on wild trip to our nearest neighbour... THE MOON! Obviously they're no experts, but the keepers of the strangest Lighthouse in Yorkshire take a skim through the stories that are popping up with increasing regularity regarding our return to the moon after an absence of around 50 years. Why has the whole world decided to back? What…

It's a special episode of Kraken Cove - it's Matt's Birthday! The Lighthouse Crew take a picnic on the island shores and chat all things strange! This week, Benny & Matt look at the wonderful Lewis Chessmen, Russ Kellett the Alien Super Soldier, Travis the Chimp and (unfortunately) we finally have our first repeat story!! Oh well, it was bound to h…

It's Easter at Kraken cove, and once again that Easter Bunny is wreaking havoc! Luckily Benny & Matt have got it covered. After the mayhem, the lads settle down to a spot of casting! This week they look at speedy man-made objects, sex ponds, murder bears, nuclear shenanigans and much, much more! Rate and review wherever you can, help the Cove! Cont…

Welcome to Episode 92 of Kraken Cove Podcast! Benny and Matt have dreams, and they are VERY weird!! Are you a dream expert? If so, please get in touch! This episode is full of other strangeness - a Disney fanatic, a strange sky death, A not so saintly Saint, a Shark Shock and much, much more!!By krakencovepodcast

It's episode 91 of Kraken Cove, and this week Benny & Matt waffle on about dodgy bath house shenanigans, Meth fuelled Finnish war Hero Aimo Koivunen, the strange, ongoing tale of Michael Jackson's perfume in Batley, they chat about murderous monkeys, CIA Vampires, Frog Cell Xenobots and more bullshit than you know how to handle!…

Mass Hysteria or Mass Psychological Illness can sweep through any community like wildfire, but is most prevalent in strict all female educational establishments. This weird event has many different symptoms but only rarely does actual bodily harm occur. While this sounds quite a dry subject, honestly, things are going to get WEIRD! This is a deep d…

It's episode 89 of Kraken Cove Podcast and Benny & Matt delve into the murky world of historic crocodile and alligator hunting. Terrible business! There's a couple of book recommendations, All the Devils are Here by David Seabrook and In Ascension by Martin MacInnes - both amazing books for VERY different reasons! And we take a cheeky look at the h…

Episode 88 of Kraken Cove Podcast hoves into view, shipmates! This week Benny and Matt have a lovely meandering ramble about sharks, Benny's Goonie mystery solved, more details about The Pied Piper and the Children's Crusade, a baffling disappearance, Doughnut UFOS, a very thin skinned ballet director and his sausage dog revenge... oh yes... and a …

Yes, it's a Kraken Cove Special Episode studying the latest airship//Balloon/UFO Phenomena! Join Benny and Matt aboard the Kraken Cove Airship HMAS Icarus as they take to the sky to investigate the latest happenings involving spy balloons, UAPS, UFOS or stealth tech, and we'll see if this has happened before!!…

Join Benny and Matt at Kraken Cove Lighthouse for a special episode, where the boys discuss a particularly unsettling cryptid... The Not Deer!By krakencovepodcast

Your favourite shambolic Lighthouse Keepers are back with another slice of weird, at KRAKEN COVE, the Podcast that Shines a Beacon onto the Bizarre! Matt and Benny examine a deadly pop-up pisser, a stoned Rocket Brother with a Brexit trident, The real Pied Piper, the most dangerous bird on the planet and much much more!! Thanks to all you lovely pe…

Welcome once again to Kraken Cove Podcast! There's an unwelcome visitor to the Cove this week, but never fear! Rowboat Pete sorts him out... literally. Coming up, Benny and Matt discuss the New York Rat Czar, Mouse Utopia, Killer Kites, Flesh Eater Sarcophagus, a colourless Gender Reveal, Bidding on other people's kids and much much more! Tell your…

New Year, New KRAKEN COVE! After a few months of rather stressful times - including a dead laptop containing all Cove material - we are back with a new machine for weaving the weird, sewing the strange and knitting the nuts, to stretch an analogy to breaking point! This week we look at Sudden Russian Death Syndrome, drugged dolphins, psychedelic sa…

it's episode 82 and we are giving you a HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!! Woo hoo!! In this episode Matt & Benny take a look at some local creepy tales thanks to our lovely listeners, then take a trip to the Spooky Shores of Britain, Ireland and America to investigate HAUNTED LIGHTHOUSES! we hope you have a wonderful Hallowe'en and remember guys, STAY SPOOKY! Re…

Welcome back to Kraken Cove, our second Halloween episode! This week Matt & Benny discuss strange sightings off the Filey coast and other cryptid oddities, there's talk of the sad demise of their second favourite lighthouse beam, there's a dive into Who Put Bella down the Wytch Elm leading onto more Witchcraft chat and the 1930's Pennsylvania Hex m…

It's the first October episode of Kraken Cove podcast, so join Matt & Benny around the campfire as they examine a pervy hypnotist, a strange cure for a cobra bite, the mysterious origins of an M.R James story, a lovely new Norwich restaurant and yet another gender reveal mess! Remember, do contact us with your own Spooky Stories for Spooky month!…

It's business as usual at good ol' Kraken Cove! In episode 79 Benny & Matt settle down for a bit of casting, and they examine some very rum shennanigans in the Queen's funeral queue, they look at they look at the Mary Celeste of the skies, the L-8 Ghost Blimp, they nip to Ireland to hear of Fairy Voices in the Woods and much much more!!…

Kraken Cove Podcast is back with a special episode dedicated to Matt's new career as a full time artist. Together we explore the landscape and studio of a new professional creative, what it takes to survive and the myriad influences and inspirations of everyday life. I hope you enjoy it! MattBy krakencovepodcast

It's episode 77 of Kraken Cove! Yet again we struggle a bit to stay weeekly but hopefully we're still pretty regular! This week Benny and Matt take a pootle around Kraken Cove graveyard, and while there they ponder the opening of a mystery sarcophagus at Notre Dame, some scary scarecrow sexy action, The Sandown Clown, Rock and Roll ghosts, The Japa…

It's Episode 76 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and Matt and Benny find themselves in a bit of a pickle, and not of the egg variety! They're locked on the roof of the lighthouse with no way down, so will a bit of casting help them? Not likely, but it's worth a shout! In this episode the lads examine Virgin Boy Eggs, The Canoe Man's efforts to beat the Russi…

It's Episode 75 of Kraken Cove and Benny is out of isolation!! This week is a 'classic' show - daft news stories and lots of laughs, no set theme! This week Benny and Matt take in the warm air of a mild Spring at the Cove and discuss a lass with bloody massive eyebrows, a shot glass sex aid missing in action for four years, a woman in a sexual rela…

It's episode 74 of KRAKEN COVE! This week, please bear with us... Benny got COVID and logistics were a nightmare. there's some rather odd background sounds for the more careful listener and rather stressful recording factors but we did our best! In this show we finally look at a proper big hitter - SPRINGHEEL JACK!!! But not just this super weird p…

Welcome to episode 73 of Kraken Cove, the Podcast that shines a Beacon onto the Bizarre! This week Matt and Benny take to the Kraken Cove Fallout Shelter to avoid WWIII but don't spend theri time there foolishly! The remote operated lighthouse casts it's beacon onto many strange subjects. This week the lads look at the evicton of a massive swingers…

In this episode Matt and Benny kick back with a mixed bag of stories from the local rag, the Kraken Cove Clarion. It's a great paper, full of nothing but strange stories and bits of fun. No huge standout dives this week, just a catch up on headlines, silly stories and some listener input to send Matt and Benny down the usual convoluted warren of ra…

Yes, you heard it right, GNOMES!!! You know what they are.... or do you? An essential item in the 70's garden, also a kitsch addition to the modern garden perhaps, but what is a gnome, and why are we even interested in them? Dive into the world of these wonderful little people with Matt and Benny, find out what the Hell is going on at the bottom of…

Welcome, one and all, to Kraken Cove Episdoe 70!! Benny and Matt hit the beach for an unseasonal picnic, and while they sip a beer and snaffle a scotch egg, they indulge in a spot of casting! In this episode they focus the lighthouse lamp onto more Ty Delorean news, rumours of outer space sea beasties, a giant forest for the Flat Earthers, some VER…

The Beast is prowling down The Cove! Luckily Benny and Matt are tooled up and ready to take on the monster. This week in episode 69 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST the chaps cast the lighthouse beam onto Ty Delorean and his three wheeled wonder, the epic tale of The Beast of Gévaudan and the incredible story of Shavarsh Karapetyan! If you enjoy the podcast,…

Welcome to episode 68 of Kraken Cove, the MANLY Podcast! Yes, the manliest men on the island, Benny and Matt, flex their Fortean muscles to find you fun facts, strange stories and mindbending mysteries! This week the lads look at Men of War Crucible, a testosterone fuelled sausagefest for the terminally inadequate - they cast their light over a lon…