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We Really Could is the case to end billionaires in America. Hosted by a basic bitch, this podcast is a story and a strategy for building a more beautiful world for everyone (even you, Elon). New episodes drop on Mondays. This podcast has a start and an end, so episodes should be listened to in chronological order. The first episode was published on September 18th and the last episode will go live on Monday, November 4th. Heard that was gonna be a slow news week.
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The basic bitch sets the table for the extremely peaceful bonus round of Billionaire Budgeting, called The Rosebud Round. To play your own game of Billionaire Budgeting, check out billionairebudgeting.com! In The Original Sims we cover - A fable about a very demented little girl who may or may not have invented catfishing in order to make two compu…
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This is episode #4, “The Actual Case” The basic bitch digs into Billionaire Budgeting for The Actual Case. To play your own game of Billionaire Budgeting, check out billionairebudgeting.com! In the Actual Case we cover - Billionaire polyamory, i.e. keeping a stateside boyfriend. Corporate Sock E Growing the headcount and taking on a Chief of Staff …
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This is episode #3, “The Average Case” The basic bitch digs into Billionaire Budgeting for The Average Case. To play your own game of Billionaire Budgeting, check out billionairebudgeting.com! In the Average Case we cover - What exactly is the statistical probability of the basic bitch becoming a billionaire? (very very very very low) Bringing on s…
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This is episode #2, “The Paranoid Case” The basic bitch digs into Billionaire Budgeting for The Paranoid Case. To play your own game of Billionaire Budgeting, check out billionairebudgeting.com! In the Paranoid Case we cover - How to organize your billionaire budgets so the game isn't too overwhleming to even play. What to pay your staff to make su…
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A basic bitch bitches about words - and one word in particular - in order to introduce a game. In this episode we - Determine what actually makes a subaru a subaru, emphasis on what exact percent of the car is love? Highlight the difference between the words etymology and episiotomy, and how to use each in an email. Pose the question: what even is …
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