In this week's episode, a listener writes in to tell the ladies about his blind date. To say Liv and Jay were all fired up about this one would be an understatement. Jay stumbles upon a social media post that originally gave new hope for the dating world until things take a terrible turn. You won't want to miss this story!!! Support the show…

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss Janice Smith for allegedly training squirrels to attack her ex-boyfriend. Talk about playing the long game when it comes to revenge. Also, the ladies talk about the Superbowl, Valentine's Day, and Jay's new humble abode. Tune in... this episode is nothing but nuts!!! Support the show…

In this week's episode, the Chinese spy balloon and missing duck hunter (Tyler Doyle) monopolized the news feed. The ladies smell something and it's a bit fishy about the details. Liv's patient is a freak in the sheets and apparently in the streets. You won't believe what she asked her to do. Are hickeys or, should we say, Hoover Maneuver 25,000s b…

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss female hysteria and the cure for the affliction. Who knew a good ole orgasm could fix what ails you? Jay's friend finds a surprise in their bed. What could it be? Also, a provider Liv works with goes over and beyond for her patient. Tune in to hear how she quickly became the patient's favorite doctor!!! Su…

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss a new class to learn how to do blowjobs and ride the D. Unfortunately, Jay will need to see the sanitation grading before she attends. A new addition to Jay's family has her all in the feels. Wait, will she become the new Paris Hilton? And last but not least, the ladies came upon a jewelry company offering…

In this week's episode, the ladies talk about having knees like Maegan Hall. Although half the police squad; was fired due to their extracurricular activities at work, you can't help but be in awe of her virality. A listener writes in to tell a tale of the politest break-in. The crime was terrifying but very thoughtful in the most southern way poss…

In this week's episode, Liv attends a funeral that leaves her speechless. Where do southern pastors learn their speech cadence? Jay discusses her love and hate of how individuals like social media posts. Should you like your post? Tune in and, you be the judge!!! Support the showBy Liv Matthews and Jay Janson

In this week's episode, Liv goes out for a night on the town and gets overserved. However, she didn't see eye to eye with everyone at the party. Jay and her boyfriend set out on a quest to find a mutual hobby. Who knew it would lead to finding a Teradactal penis bone. What? Tune in for the full story!!! Support the show…

In this week's episode, Jay has an encounter; with the Wish version of Dolly Parton. Jay describes it as dealing with free-range people as they walk around doing as they please. Liv does home waxing, and now her chocha looks like road kill. Also, the ladies wish everyone a Happy New Year while discussing resolutions. Support the show…

In this week's episode, Jay may be the new Grinchiest Tinsel Tits in town. All the while, her friend's post leaves Finn in disbelief at a stranger's actions. Also, the Tinman may finally get a heart, but Liv will probably forgo his birth name and give him another. Tune in for these wacky tales!!! Support the show…

In this week's episode, the ladies vow not to get "wished/China-ed" again this Christmas season. Liv gets jumped by three women in jail but ultimately fights off a tarantula. What? Jay's bedtime pillow fort crumbles and sends her into a frenzy. Was it gumdrops falling on her head or something rabid? Also, Liv shares the origin of lash extensions, a…

In this week's episode, Jay talks about thoughts of killing her ex "Just a little kill". The Christmas wish list in Liv's house is giving old man vibes. Also, the ladies talk about how much people love their sleep? However, not more than a women who almost unalives her roommate to ensure she gets her zzzzz's. Tune in to hear these crazy stories!!! …

In this week's episode, Jay recounts a friend dating story that will have you in disbelief. White Christmas or White Russian? Also, Liv has a man coon, and it is possibly located between her legs. Meow!!! Note to mention the dreaded Elf on the shelf and regifting to put you in the Holliday spirit. Tune in!!!! Support the show…

In this week's episode, Jay kicks it in Nashville. Can we say boot scoot and boogie? Also, Liv gets tricked into seeing someone's private piercing. If they had only known... all they had to do was ask. Liv vows to stop answering her telephone due to another weird phone call. Two calls in one month is a little excessive. Tune in to hear the ladies r…

In this week's episode, a woman who donated a kidney to her husband is repaid by his cheating. The ladies think she should repo it!!! Jay feels Mother Nature dropped off winter like a bad custody arrangement. Here you take him!!! Liv witnessed a coworker's assault by nipple, and it was HARD to look away. Tune in to hear this ridiculousness. Support…

In this week's episode, Liv has an uncomfortable altercation with a man at Walmart. At the end of the conversation the man gets a surprise unintentional glimpse of boobies. Did she win him over? Also, Jay learns about an odd Indonesian ritual that can only be explained as the Day of the Dead. Does dressing up dead relatives seem like a good past ti…

In this week's episode, Jay finds a book about sex written in the 1970s. Will the information hold, or will the ladies be appalled? I think we can venture to guess which way the ladies are leaning. Liv receives a phone call from an ex-coworker stating he has been in her house and is currently walking her dogs. However, Liv has never shared her addr…

In this week's episode, the ladies take on haunted corn mazes and amateur ghost hunting to round out the Halloween season. Also, Liv and Jay pay homage to the late great Leslie Jordan and share their thoughts on the comedian Theo Von's childhood hobbies. What is something people would be shocked to know about you? Support the show…

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss if kinks are hereditary. Liv tells a tail of a friend who turns into Julia Child during sex. Could you imagine what her mother/father likes? Jay would like to think her parents have only had sex the one time she was conceived. What kinks are you into that would have you cringing to know your parents like t…

In this week's episode, the ladies have came in your earhole 100 times. That's right, they are celebrating their 100th episode with the people who make it possible (you...the listeners)!!! The ladies also had their high school reunion where some people were unrecognizable to Liv. As always Jay comes in clutch with amazing reasoning why the person w…

In this week's episode, Liv reluctantly becomes Dr. Dolittle for the day. However, Jay's reactions to Liv's "being with the nature" are better than the actual story. Also, Tik Toc has struck again with a new catchy toon, but the ladies find out it was released several years ago. The news prompted the ladies to ask, "Has Chris Brown fully recovered …

In this week's episode, Jay's boyfriend plays shoot um up Bubba in the house. What did the suitcase ever do to him? In true to Jay fashion, she gives him a good ribbing and then makes a parody song about it. Has country life gotten out of hand? Tune in and you be the judge!!! Support the showBy Liv Matthews and Jay Janson

In this week's episode, Liv does an ode to Jay. After scouring through past episodes, some funny Jay responses made the cut. They will forever be known as Jay-isms. Tune in to hear about dirty Sanchez, nasty Cooter hands, shark attack, and so much more!!! Support the showBy Liv Matthews and Jay Janson

In this week's episode, the ladies want to administer a half-cocked Judy to randoms they encounter. However, due to the nature of the Purge talks in the Mid-West, they have renamed it a Jay-bitch-ah. Also, Jay sees a streaker at Liv's house and handles it with southern charm while Liv is left with her head in her hands. Tune in for another trainwre…

In this week's episode, Jay is so convincing during an explanation that both parties walk away, ready to purchase this fictitious item. Liv struggles with the mean girl mentality after changing job locations. The ladies are always true to form and go off the rails at some point in the show. So, tune in to hear their rapping skills "Boots and Cats a…

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss how the United States is portrayed, in pictures during COVID could be problematic. Also, Liv morphs two of her friend's histories into one, which leaves Jay as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Slut. Tune in to hear these hysterics!!! Support the showBy Liv Matthews and Jay Janson

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss beauty enhancements that have gone wrong and juvenile pranks that make us giggle. But wait there's more...Did you know you can get sexually transmitted infections in man-made holes? Tune in and find out!!! Support the showBy Liv Matthews and Jay Janson

In this's week's episode, the ladies welcome a fellow podcaster and friend to the show. Rich (a.k.a Hoppy) is the host of Hoppy's It's All Bull Shit. His podcast is billed as normal, everyday bullshit in a man's life. The ladies found out firsthand he may have undersold the description as their conversations took a few left turns. From sex toys, sw…

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss what it is like to be the most attractive person at work. Is it better to be known for your looks or your smarts? Also, a prison phone call has one of the ladies thinking she is clairvoyant. Tune in to find out all the juicy details! Support the showBy Liv Matthews and Jay Janson

In this week's episode, Jay may have paid (a man of the cloth) for cocaine and hookers. Also, the ladies wonder what a boss would have to do; to warrant thousands of dollars of manure dumped in his yard. Tune in to hear these stories and why a new mother should know more than one lullaby/song. Support the show…

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss creepy things to whisper while you are awake. Leaving the ladies wondering, who are the people who come up with these things? Also, do exes set the standard for all future relationships? Tune in to hear the ladies' thoughts on the subject, along with car chronicles with the G-baby!!! Support the show…

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss the repercussions of talking about co-workers on the show. We all know the ladies wouldn't say anything inappropriate, right? Also, they discuss the importance of being surrounded by the right people. Tune in to hear why!!! Support the showBy Liv Matthews and Jay Janson

In this week's episode, the lady's welcome stand-up comedian, Tony Rodriguez. He is a semifinalist of the Ultimate Comic Challenge and Idiot Box regular. Not to mention a friend of the show who is both charismatic and pee your pants funny. Tune in and don't forget to wear your waterproof underwear. Support the show…

In this week's episode, Liv's husband has a change in behavior that sparks cheating rumors. Surprisingly Jay prevails as the calmer of the Southern Shade duo. Tune in as these ladies discuss red flags in relationships and weird conversations with strangers. Support the showBy Liv Matthews and Jay Janson

In this week's episode, the ladies talk about inappropriate texting. When is it ok to share bad news over a text? Also, Jay attends a reptile event causing a near panic attack. Did she finally conquer her fears of the Slytherin? Tune in!!! Support the showBy Liv Matthews and Jay Janson

In this week's episode, Jay shares the story of a local with the most redneck ingenuity we have seen in a while. Liv survives two pseudo shark attacks while on vacation. However, these crazy stories can't compare to the Monday of all Mondays. Have you ever started your work week off with utter dismay? Tune in to hear these Southern Ladies and their…

In this week's episode, listeners voted on their favorite Liv and Jay moments. Bentellect, Big Daddy Buck, Ryan, B, and Bob all make guest appearances. Tune in to hear a throwback classic episode that includes the infamous Stank Prank that brought the ladies to tears. Support the showBy Liv Matthews and Jay Janson

In this week's episode, the ladies bid farewell to the infamous "Shit Stain". Also, Liv celebrates her Birthday with a total breakdown but rallies in the end. Can you even call it a Birthday if something bed doesn't kick off your year? Tune in as Jay bares witness to a balls deep event that has us shaking our heads. Support the show…

In this week's episode, Liv has another bone to pick. Should you care what people think when they don't have an active role in your life? Also, the ladies discuss fashion trends that are making an encore. Are all throwbacks worthy? Tune in to see how a preacher man surprises the girls while being thick with three C's!!! Support the show…

In this week's episode, Liv encounters a lady who is trying to persuade her into letting her explore her vagina. However, that is something you must adequately prepare for and not do on the fly. Jay had a similar experience with an old high school buddy and now makes it awkward every time she sees her around town. Tune in to hear more unfortunate s…

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss toxic friendships. Should boundaries be set when so-called friends are not being respectful? At what point do you place a friendship on pause or unsubscribe all together? Support the showBy Liv Matthews and Jay Janson

In this week's episode, the ladies talk about exes who try to get their claws back in via a booty call. Should you ever entertain the offer, and what will be the repercussions? Also, we all know that the ladies are living for the Johnny Depp trial. Tune in to hear their latest thoughts on one of the most entertaining toxic relationship trials they …

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial. The train wreck is giving the girls life. What could anger you to the point of defecating in someone's bed? Do you have a toxic ex that brings out the crazy? Tune in to hear Liv and Jay weigh in on the subject. Support the show…

In this week's episode, the ladies complete their first stand-up set. Did they kill their chances of doing comedy again and chalk it up to one off the bucket list? Also, with the ever-changing dating world, does interest equal exclusivity? When does exclusivity happen in a relationship? Tune in to hear the ladies' thoughts on the matter. Support th…

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss why Liv is so angry and defensive toward unknowing people. Also, they discuss adult versus children's behavior. Why is it not appropriate to act like a kid as an adult? Why do we tell children not to lick their friends when adults do? Tune in and find out!!! Support the show…

In this week's episode, the ladies tackle current events. From pregnancy announcements and disposable jeans to recent engagements. With all that is going on in the world...why must Hollywood be doing the most? Support the showBy Liv Matthews and Jay Janson

In this week's episode, Jay attends a remote southern wedding that was full of Billy Ray Cirus look-alikes. The ladies reminisce about the faux pas that transpired at their weddings. Are the events that happen in a nice southern wedding a rite of passage or pure shenanigans? Tune in, and you be the judge! Support the show…

In this week's episode, the ladies celebrate Jay's birthday. You can't go wrong with a get-together with comedy, friends, and don't forget FOOD!!! Tune in to hear how Liv embarrassed her friend with help from local patrons and staff. Also, the ladies talk about the slap heard around the world. Do you think Will Smith will forever be known as The Fr…

In this week's episode, the ladies comb through some of their emails and answer the listener's questions. Jay and Liv weigh in on their crazy drunken nights and each other's pet peeves that leave the ladies with some hurt feelings. Will it be fighting words or just some good fun amongst friends? You be the judge. Support the show…

In this week's episode, the ladies are in the process of checking an item off their bucket list. You guessed it, STAND UP COMEDY!!! Also, Jay tries to plan a toddler's birthday party with a fight club theme. What? Liv gets flipped off by a true southern 94-year-old lady who couldn't utter the obscenities but gestured them well. It's all about prior…