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Number Two Podcast is the journey of two cousins from a dysfunctional Latino family trying to make it through life by laughing at it. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/numtwopod/support
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Another derailment, Lourdes starts show off by talking about cosmetic surgeries. Tello talks a little about Dia de los muertos to try and get the show back on track. Number Two Cuz shares a Dia de los muertos story of when she dressed up for a party, but she was surprised by how other people decided to dress for the occasion. Number Two Cuz gives a…
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Number Two Cuz starts off the show with a derailment. Tello sets the show topic of spooky stories. Lourdes shares her spooky encounter as a teenager. Lourdes and Tello share a recording of their cousin Julie’s spooky stories. Afterwards, Tello and Number Two Cuz discuss possible rational explanations for Julie’s spooky encounters. Number Two Cuz ta…
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Lourdes starts the show off with some news. Tello tries to guess if the news is going to be good or bad. Lourdes attended two funerals and a 100th birthday party for a local priest. Lourdes struggles to remember how old she was when she became a mother. Lourdes and Tello try and figure out some major historical events from the past 100 years. Tello…
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Lourdes starts off by talking about the stress of dealing with the pandemic. Tello tries to change the subject to something happier Number Two Cuz also talks about attending two funerals recently, but she also had the honor of attending a 100th birthday for a local priest. Tello talks about a dream he had where he got into a fight, and the real lif…
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Lourdes and Tello are joined once again by Isabel and Pila. Isabel and Pila talk about the favoritism Lourdes shows towards their little brother. Number Two Cuz tries to explain that Isabel and Pila spoil their little brother as much as she does, but Tello has a different theory. Isabel announces a big life moment that she recently experienced. Tel…
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Lourdes talks about watching “Blood Fest” for a family dinner, and how excited they were to see that Tello was an extra in the film. Tello talks about the day he worked on the set of “Blood Fest” and how much he learned as an extra in that movie. Number Two Cuz talks about having a family get together during the time of covid. Lourdes also talks ab…
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Lourdes and Tello reminisce in memories of their early jobs. Tello recalls beating a former boss in a literal pissing contest. Number Two Cuz talks about her son’s first days at his new job. Tello talks about getting scammed on a recent internet purchase. Contact us: NumTwoPod@gmail.com twitter.com/NumTwoPod instagram.com/NumTwoPod fb.me/NumTwoPod …
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Lourdes starts off the show by pointing out how much work Isabel and Pila completed in a short amount of time in order to prepare for the show, but the recording for that day was canceled. Lourdes shows off the organized notebook that Isabel and Pila are working from. Tello apologizes for canceling on the original record time for the show. Pila and…
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Lourdes and Tello start off the show off by introducing their special guests - Lourdes’ daughters Isabel and Pila. Lourdes tries to explain the competition that we’ll be having between Gen X and Gen Z, but basically it boils down to a trivia competition about each other’s generation. Tello reads a passionate description of what it was like growing …
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Lourdes and Tello scrambled to put today’s show together because their guest bailed on them. To make matters worse, their guest was supposed to be Lupe, Lourdes’ younger sister. Number Two Cuz and Tello instead talk about their pedos. No, not their farts, just things that upset them - including being stood up by their guest. Later on in the show, t…
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Lourdes asks if Tello can tell when she is lying to him. Tello talks about how he handles a situation when he’s being lied to. Tello recalls a story of when he caught someone lying to him at work. Number Two Cuz tells the story of when she caught a teenager lying to her at work. Lourdes read an article that says that 60% or teenagers lie. Tello poi…
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Isabelle joins Lourdes and Tello for part 2 of the Apple celebration. Number Two Cuz updates everyone on her eye hole surgery. Lourdes is a fan of roller coasters, and she’s concerned that riding them might be too much for her eyes to handle. Tello is reminded of the crazy documentary he recently watched called “Class Action Park.” A listener respo…
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Lourdes’ daughter Isabel joins Number Two Podcast as a special guest today as the crew celebrate Apple’s 45th birthday. Number Two Cuz prepared an apple quiz for Isabel and Tello Some of Number Two Cuz’s info on the quiz is a little outdated In addition to the quiz, Lourdes prepared a terrible quote quiz based on things Steve Jobs may have said. Te…
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Lourdes and Tello reflect on if the last episode was appropriate for children, even though her child was a part of the last show. Number Two Cuz has to take her glasses off during the show because they have a bad issue with reflection. Lourdes was having an issue with her vision, and her coworker thought it could be the worst case scenario. Lourdes…
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Number Two Cuz brings her daughter Pila to be a guest on the show today. Pila starts the show off with a gross story of why she needs to shower. Tello starts off by recapping Lourdes’ spaghetti dinner story with Pila to see what her thoughts were on the situation. Pila thinks that the spaghetti dinner might have been her dad’s first time not enjoyi…
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Tello and Lourdes discuss their experience during the Texas Ice Storm. Number Two Cuz talks about preparing for the disaster including getting lots of water and pots and pans for boiling water. Number Two Cuz’s experience without clean water reminder her of visiting relatives in Mexico. Tello talks about staying in one spot trying to conserve body …
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Tello reads some excerpts from an article about Nostalgia from Brit+Co . Lourdes talks about her double nostalgic trip with her mom. Number Two Cuz’s mom sent her a photo of her birth card from the hospital when she was born. Lourdes talks about her father rescuing her mom after a bad relationship. Number Two Cuz talks about looking like a little b…
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Tello and Lourdes catch up Since we’ve last seen them, Lourdes has gotten her Associate Degree Tello thinks a Bachelor of Science makes him a scientist Tello states his political stances that not everyone might agree with, but he invites those who think differently to continue listening to the show to try and find some common ground. Number Two Cuz…
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* Lourdes and Tello recap their interview with Tello’s mom. * Tello wanted to concentrate on more of the happy memories, but Tello’s mom keeps it real and tells some of the darker stories from her past. * Tello was surprised by some information that came from a question his brother asked after the recording was done. * Tello was pleased that his bi…
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Support Number Two Podcast by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Tello jokes about the inconsistent release schedule of Number Two Podcast. * Number Two Cuz should get her Associates degree in another year, but it will take a few more years to complete her full degree plan. * Tello jokes about Lourdes starting a new career in her mid 40s. * Lo…
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Support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Tello starts the show off by burping into the microphone again, and Number Two Cuz is disgusted again. Tello asks the audience if they get disgusted by this behavior, and he invites people to contact him to let him know. numtwopod@gmail.com or @numtwopod on twitter and instagram. * Number …
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Support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Tello and Lourdes get super pumped about N2P 50th episode. Celebration and what nots, not happening * Tello thinks snowcones of horchata could be life changing * Tech talk with Mom Tello and the partial success of her iPad repair * Family history talk time with Tello’s mom. Tello asks his …
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Support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Tello announces that this is episode 49, so the next one is the big five-oh! * Lourdes would like to do a fireworks show for episode 50. * Tello reminds Lourdes that they should have hit episode 50 in their first year, but they actually took 16 weeks off from the show. * Lourdes thinks the…
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Support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Number Two Cuz is concerned about hair growing in all the wrong places. * Lourdes has problems pronouncing “ethnicity.” * Tello has his own problems, and he’s afraid he’ll become Mr. Mumbles at some point in the show. * Tello hung some burlap in his window, but it’s still too bright on him…
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Support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Lourdes ruins the show at the start by texting right during the campfyrepod.com/merch promo. Then she talks over the intro, and Tello talks over and comments on the intro as well. * Tello isn’t sure if he got a compliment or not when a friend told him he had a “chest register” voice. * Num…
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Support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Tello apologizes for not having a show last week, but with his and Lourdes’ schedules, Number Two Podcast will probably be released inconsistently. * Tello gets upset when Lourdes drinks her coffee during the show. * Lourdes talks about a class where she learned to “Listen with Empathy.” *…
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Support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Number Two cuz makes Tello self-conscious about his thinning hair. * Lourdes and her family took a trip to Mexico, but had some difficulty on the way there. * Luis bought a newer family vehicle, and Lourdes had trouble starting it. * Tello reminisces about his previous vehicles. * Tello re…
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Support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Tello spots a Little Foot that Number Two Cuz renames to PiaPoot (for potential legal reasons. * Number Two Cuz tells Tello about some work friends who hunt for Bigfoot. * Tello explains what Squatching is. * Number Two Cuz and Tello take a moment to recognize another school shooting that …
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Support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * The Campfyrepod affiliate promo was interrupted by a Littlefoot sighting. * Number Two Cuz starts the show off with technical difficulties. * Tello has a disclaimer that there might be noise from his side of the podcast today. * Number Two Cuz still can’t say no to babysitting. * Tello is …
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* Number Two Cuz starts the show off by reminding people not to fact check her because she accidentally gave out some wrong information on episode 40. * A noise distracts Lourdes during her announcement. * Tello ponders if the noise would have made a sound if no one was around. * Lourdes realizes her marriage is almost old enough to drink alcohol. …
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* Tello is back, and he’s been without Internet for more than a month. * Tello complains that he is being overlit by the window light at his new place. * Number Two Cuz teases Tello for not paying his Internet bill, but Tello explains the real situation. * Tello doesn’t like having roommates at the age of 40. * Lourdes tries to compare her family t…
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Tello is absent because he has no internet, but Number Two Cuz has replaced him with not one, but two of her sisters – Lupe and Andrea. Join Lourdes and sisters as they recount their mother’s birthday party. The sisters also talk about dealing with their sons’ first crushes, and dysfunctional family issues. Contact us: NumTwoPod@gmail.com twitter.c…
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Help support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Lourdes and Tello are together in Number Two Cuz’s studio recording the day after Easter. * Before Easter, the family had a birthday party for Lourdes’ niece. Things got a little awkward when Lourdes’ father showed up to the party. * Tello pauses the story to keep from rushing into th…
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Support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Tello pulls the curtain back a bit and reveals that this show was the second show recorded that day so that they can be prepared for Easter weekend. * Tello talks about the dysfunctional messages that he and Number Two Cuz send to each other, including notifying each other of pooping. * Lo…
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Support the show by visiting http://campfyrepod.com/merch * Tello and Lourdes had to postpone their original recording plans because there was a house full of relatives. * Lourdes had five nieces and nephews staying over the night that Tello and she wanted to record. One of the kids was a crying six month old. * Number Two Cuz tried to use the cryi…
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* If you’d like to support our show, please visit http://campfyrepod.com/merch * The show is immediately disrupted when Lourdes’ daughter tries to sneak across the room to get to the bathroom. * Almost immediately after the first interruption, the show is interrupted by a train whistle on Lourdes’ side of the conversation. * Tello plays a funny pho…
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* Tello wants to confirm with Lourdes what she counts as the beginning of Number Two Podcast: the first episode they uploaded to YouTube, or the first time they had an official podcast feed. Lourdes counts the first time they uploaded to YouTube which means that March 9th will be the one year anniversary of Number Two Podcast. * Lourdes and Tello a…
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* Number Two Cuz starts the show, and immediately has to leave the show to grab something. * Tello talks smack behind Lourdes’ back while she’s gone. * Lourdes got a fortune that read, “You always have the right answers, they just sometimes ask the wrong questions. Tello thinks that is the best description he’s ever heard of Number Two Cuz. * Tello…
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* Number Two Cuz starts off by complaining about working so much. * Tello is reminded of a scene from Dumb and Dumber and Lourdes has another favorite scene. * Lourdes has some technical difficulties that Tello requests she fix. * Number Two Cuz still loves her butterfly clips. * Tello is amazed that Lourdes has stuck around for 33 episodes. * Lour…
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* Number Two Cuz starts the show off with another warning that construction is still going on in the house, and that there will be lots of noise in the background. * Big Luis made lots of noise in the background at the top of the show, and Tello and Number Two Cuz think it might be passive aggressive behavior. * Tello has been obsessed with chiropr…
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* Number Two Cuz is still having construction done on her house, so she warns that we may hear some background noise AGAIN. * Lourdes talks about an online speech class that requires her to upload videos for assignments. Her assignment requires no background noise, but just like the podcast, she has to warn the class that there will be background c…
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* Number Two Cuz accidentally brushed her teeth with someone else’s toothbrush * Tello talks about how very old he was for his first dentist appointment, and how that affected his teeth cleaning habits. * Tello announces that there is a video portion for Number Two Podcast available at: https://www.youtube.com/campfyre * Tello’s brother, Tony, gave…
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* Did Number Two Cuz blow her nose into a sock? * Lourdes skipped out on church this morning. * Tello laments never meeting a quality woman at church because they were always married with children. * Lourdes remembers going to church after partying all night with her mom and sisters. * Number Two Cuz may have been a little paranoid as she and her s…
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* It’s a new year, but Number Two Cuz still hasn’t written any lyrics for the opening theme song. * Lourdes and Tello got to spend some family time together over the Christmas break. * Number Two Cuz hosted some Reindeer Games for the family over Christmas. * Lourdes brought the family closer with an inflatable Reindeer ring toss game, a cakewalk, …
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* Number One Fave Cuz had some favorable things to say about the show. * Number Two Cuz went on an adventure to buy some cheap furniture, but she may have found more than what she bargained for. Lourdes felt lied to after seeing the furniture in person, but more importantly, she felt embarrassed in front of her husband Luis. * Lourdes and Tello dis…
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* Tello laments his inability to sing or play guitar. * Number Two Cuz had a work retreat where she does some recollection. * Lourdes ran into one of Tello’s nemeses while Christmas shopping. This stirs up some old painful memories for Tello that he’d like to bring closure to by fighting this nemesis. * Lourdes ordered the butt underwear (rather sh…
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* Tello recounts the not so happy time when he realized that Number Two Cuz was his best friend. * Lourdes is concerned that she may be hormonal * The podcast caused some controversy during Thanksgiving dinner when Fave Cuz Phoebe was offended for being called selfish in a previous episode. * Lourdes is recording in her daughter’s room to cut down …
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* Number Two Cuz compliments Tello on the opening song. * Lourdes thinks she knows someone who looks like someone famous. * We remind everyone who put the Number Two in the Number Two Podcast. * Lourdes receives a phone call from her son’s school because of an altercation. Blows were exchanged, glasses were broken, and Lourdes is afraid that this w…
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* Number Two Cuz tells why the podcast recording was pushed back a bit. * Tello teases Lourdes about her son getting head trauma from playing football. * Lourdes tells the story of how she and her family were inspired from our last show to play Password while having a family dinner. * Tello tells Lourdes about another expensive lunch he had during …
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* Number Two Cuz tells us about some workplace drama she recently witnessed. * Lourdes and Tello talk about minor racist encounters, and more workplace drama. * Lourdes asks Tello if he has friends at work. * Lourdes tries to find a replacement for, “That’s funny,” because she says it too much. * Lourdes is insulted by poorly made guacamole. * Tell…
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