You know her from Don't Tell Comedy - it's Salma Zaky! She teaches us the difference between quietness and introversion, and how she'd never be one of these introverted weirdos, how you should never take a first date to a good bar, and who should be prepared to fight in any duo, romantic or platonic, and there is a wrong answer. Plus, we want to he…

We're joined by the most connected guest we've ever had, comedian Carrie Ross. We remember taking the BDSM test together, stories spanning Suge Knight to psych wards and everything in between. Plus, we want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its …

We have the host of Best Night Ever Comedy Show back on the pod, Audrey Black. Learning more about growing up in Texas, being an expert on asexuality on tumblr, how SLS (sodium lauryl sulfate) causes acne, and how dance class triggers trauma response. Enjoy!We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intri…

We're joined on the podcast today by star and creator of Late Stage Live with Ella Yurman... Ella Yurman. We learn just how to produce a late night comedy show, going to see family for the eclipse, bad experiences when having a little too much *special* candy. Her show @LateStageLive is outstanding, and so is she. Enjoy the episode!We want to hear …

Her mom guilt trips her about what we take for granted that we wouldn't have in North Korea, it's comedian Shelby Latterman! Join us on a journey of sexual health, creative evolution, aliens, and psychics. Enjoy and follow Shelby at @shelbylattermanWe want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing hab…

One of the best rising comedians is on the show today, Michael Green. Join us on a journey through his day: a salesman, an art consumer, lover of wildlife, and friend to celebrities. He is THE renaissance man of our time. Enjoy and follow him at @michael2millions on instagramWe want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinatin…

A Little solo episode with mama and papa Meerkat. Faster than SpongeBob in that episode where he got super speed, they conceive a child on camera so fast you can't even see it. We get the backstory on Gabby's hooters shirt, and deep dive on the best friendship between Leonardo DiCaprio and Jane Goodall. We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extr…

You know her from Comedy Central, Fallon, Tiktok, the one and only Rose Kelso is here! Follow Rose at @longislanddirt We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 https://linktr.ee/mee…

The meerkats are joined this week by actor, character comedian and writer Jeremy Pinson. Bad babysitters, twink hate, Glee talk - everything Lukas has no stake in. Hope you enjoy!Follow Jeremy at @jer.pinson on IG We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis tha…

We're joined by our great friend, comedian, improviser, and future therapist Nick Cohen. We discuss his date with Lukas in getting him out of a fender bender, how his Covid experience led him to training to be a mental health professional, and when he and Gabby used to do improv with an egomaniac! We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordin…

Another local favorite, Noah Snyder joins the pod. Together, Noah and Lukas showed Gabby two girls one cup for the first time, amazingly. We talk is upbringing and how he learned that closing your eyes helps you go to sleep quicker (crazy trick, right?), and Lukas role-plays being his girlfriend for some reason. Follow Noah at @noah_snyder on Insta…

We have one of our favorite joke writers in the scene on today, Isabel Levin! We talk our craziest dates, our worst fitting roles in school theatre shows (always playing old men), the twin flames doc and character reels on a budget. Come over, sit down and have a watch with us :) Follow Isabel at @isabelmasonl on Instagram!We want to hear from YOU!…

For our first solo episode this new year, Lukas and Gabby review the year in happenings — including the orthodox tunnels, free Palestine, and gabby’s fun accidental racism. Don’t miss this one! We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time …

Mama and Papa Meerkat are bringing uncle Meerkat over today - we have our old friend Oghie on today! Lukas went to middle school with him, Gabby went to high school with him, don't worry it never comes up. We talk our favorite early 2000s movie tropes and all the things Lukas missed out on as an only child - the kind and non-violent dynamics betwee…

🌟 Get ready for a laughter-filled adventure as the incredibly funny comedian, Jason King (@jasonkingfromqueens), takes the spotlight this week! 🤣 Join us as we dive into a side-splitting discussion covering everything from navigating high school in the bustling city of NYC to the rollercoaster of dating stories, the ups and downs of the comedy jour…

In this episode, we've got Danny Moriarty (@dannyiswatching) and Antonio Prisco (@antprisco) from the hilarious @PickyBoys podcast. Buckle up for a wild ride as we dive into discussions about cutting-edge inventions, the quirky world of DIY Taxidermy, and the discourse surrounding 48 oysters!We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary st…

This week's episode is a rollercoaster of conversation as we dive deep into a plethora of topics with the incredible Stephen Brower (@stephenbrower). He joins us to explore unexpected twists and turns, from Wii Sports to outrageous bars, including "big" surprises and the worst first date spots. Buckle up for a wild ride as we share laughs, stories,…

🌟 Brace yourselves for a side-splitting adventure as we welcome the incredibly funny and delightful Pat Monaghan (@pats_surpriseparty) to the show! 🤣 This week, we're diving into a laugh-out-loud conversation about Pat's experiences growing up in Jersey, juicy political gossip, "short king" behavior, and an unexpectedly wild discussion about boinki…

This week is for the bros 💪. We just chill and vibe and chat 😎. Producer Olivia joins us on the 3rd mic🎙️. Maybe we took a little gummy treat before recording 🙊🍃. And maybe we encourage you to grab your favorite substance and join us for a silly END OF YEAR HANG! ✌️(Soda is a substance too 🥤.) (Okay, no more emojis.)Thank you listeners for all your…

🎉 Hold onto your seats because the uproariously funny Tommy Bayer (@tommybayertime) is in the house! 🤣 This week, we're diving headfirst into a riotous discussion with Tommy, exploring everything from high school tales to the nostalgia of cable TV, the trials and tribulations of service jobs, and buckle up, because we're throwing in some jaw-droppi…

Lukas and Gabby FINALLY get intimate in this one ❤️We want to hear from YOU! Do you have an extraordinary story, a fascinating phobia, an intriguing habit, or a mind-boggling neurosis that deserves its time in the spotlight? Share it with us through this link 👉 https://linktr.ee/meerkats, and we might just feature it on our show! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR P…

Get ready for a laughter-packed episode as we're joined by the incredible comedian and journalist, Chika (@chika.el)! 🤣 This week, we dive into a hilarious and insightful conversation about all things comedy, pleasure positivity, memorable encounters with weird school teachers, and the sometimes amusing world of dating app politics. 🤔💘We want to he…

We're joined by the hysterical Nick Mestad (@nick_mestad) to talk improv comedy, quirky museums, Swiftie territory, and dating your own clone! 🤯🤣 Tune in for a journey through comedy, curiosity, and a touch of the bizarre, as we explore the unexpected intersections of humor, fandom, and the downright surreal. Don't miss out on the laughter – hit th…

On today’s episode: Comedic duo Britt Migs and Irina Chelidze (Cracked, WaHo, Meat Cats Comedy) join us to talk high school bullshit, crazy ex’s, and going to bat for your bestie!If you've got a story/interesting phobia/habit/neurosis etc. that you'd like discussed on the show, please submit it here! - https://linktr.ee/meerkats Get to know your me…

On today’s episode: Comedian Julia Desmond (@julia_desmond) joins us to talk about day jobs, reality TV, getting doodoo out of your ass, and “that whole war” when the north fought the south. If you've got a story/interesting phobia/habit/neurosis etc. that you'd like discussed on the show, please submit it here! - https://linktr.ee/meerkats Get to …

On today’s episode: Comedian Micah Eames (@micaheames) joins the meerkats to talk pick-up lines, gay nuns, TedTalks, and Taylor Swift’s new man.If you've got a story/interesting phobia/habit/neurosis etc. that you'd like discussed on the show, please submit it here! - https://linktr.ee/meerkats Get to know your meerkats! - Lukas is a comedian, acto…

On today’s episode: Comedian and writer Max Gross (@maxgotjokes) joins us to chat about t4t relationships, tree nut allergies, romantic relationships with roller coaster, and Stalker/Songwriters. If you've got a story/interesting phobia/habit/neurosis etc. that you'd like discussed on the show, please submit it here! https://linktr.ee/meerkats Get …

On today’s episode: Gabby’s having trouble “squitting”, Aaron Rogers tore his p***y, the aliens are Mexican and we have a few questions for Cosby’s quaaludes guy. Comedian (and new producer!) Olivia Scenna joins us for a discussion that covers arguably too much ground.If you've got a story/interesting phobia/habit/neurosis etc. that you'd like disc…

This week on Two Nosy Meerkats, it’s a solo episode! Join Lukas and Gabby as they catch up on Obama’s latest drama, drugs, the Kardashians, and what Timothee Chalamet was like in high school. Plus, they help listeners deal with new relationships and new roommates. Follow the pod: @twonosymeerkats Follow Lukas: @lukastarnold Follow Gabby: @hipsoccer…

This week on Two Nosy Meerkats, it’s a crossover episode! Gabby and Lukas are joined by Nick Viagas and Sarah Adelman, hosts of Nick and Sarah Ruin Your Life. Listen in as they chat pop culture knowledge, dating, pranks, and more. Nick and Sarah help Gabby and Lukas with their problems. Plus, they help listeners who are feeling lonely and seeing pe…

This week, Lukas and Gabby are joined by Julia Zhen! Listen in as they chat dating apps, improv, TikTok, and help listeners solve their problems. Follow Julia: @juliazhen_ Follow the pod: @twonosymeerkats Follow Lukas: @lukastarnold Follow Gabby: @hipsoccermom

This week, the Meerkats are joined by Asad Benbow! Listen in as they talk about hooking up, checklists for dating, crowdwork, and the Barbie movie.Follow Asad on Instagram: @asadallsupremebeingFollow the pod on Instagram: @twonosymeerkatsSubscribe to our Patreon and YouTube channelFollow Lukas everywhere: @lukastarnoldFollow Gabby on Instagram: @hi…

This week Gabby and Lukas are joined by Dorian Debose! Listen in as they chat relating to the Kardashians, remembering their dreams, celebrity impressions and more. Plus, they help listeners with forgetting people and summer jobs.Follow Dorian on Instagram: @verbosedeboseFollow the pod on Instagram: @twonosymeerkatsSubscribe to our Patreon and YouT…

This week, Gabby and Lukas are joined by Josh Lampley! Listen in as Josh teaches them about Waffle House, they discuss childhood crushes, and Josh tells tales from the farm. Plus, they get some tea from listeners, and help them handle difficult questions around sexuality. Follow Josh on Instagram: @joshualampley Follow the pod on Instagram: @twonos…

This week, the Meerkats are joined by Rebecca Weiser! Join in as they chat cults, birthright, Sex and the City, and more. Plus, they help listeners ask for what they want, navigate dating older men, and figure out an awkward roommate situation. Follow Rebecca on Instagram: @rebweis Check out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkats Subscribe to T…

This week, the Meerkats are joined by comedian Catherine Lindsay! Listen in as they chat Suite Life of Zack and Cody, iconic pop culture moments, and going to church. Plus, we help listeners deal with potential break ups, keeping people out of New York City, and being scared of dinosaurs. Follow Catherine on Instagram: @catherineklindsay Check out …

On this week's episode, Gabby and Lukas are joined by the hilarious Josh Nasser! Join in as they chat celebrity apologies, video games, and comedy idols. Plus, listeners answer questions from previous episodes, we pick band names for them, and help them navigate sensitive friendship dilemmas. Follow Josh on Instagram: @noshjasser Check out the podc…

This week on Two Nosy Meerkats, Gabby and Lukas are joined by Audrey Black (Best Night Ever Comedy)! Join in as they chat about donating your body to science, Audrey guarding a bag of cough drops for Gabby and Lukas' dreams-- plus, they analyze an episode of The L Word after having Lukas watch it with no context (S4E4: Layup). Follow Audrey on Inst…

This week's episode is chaotic! Join Lukas and Gabby as they discuss an article from The Cut, message people on each other's Hinge accounts, and explain how to take the perfect nude. Plus, they help listeners with friend group drama, what to when they're down, and whether or not flossing is necessary. Check out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymee…

This week, Gabby & Lukas are joined by the hilarious Romy Rosner! Listen in as they chat about the Philly comedy scene, famous Jewish people, and ideal qualities that make or break a relationship. Plus, the trio respond to listener submissions: what makes a woman, missing someone you love, and sending a love letter to the wrong person. Follow Romy …

This week on Two Nosy Meerkats, we're joined by the wonderful Sunny Laprade! Listen in as we giggle about the hanky code, Grace Arnold, and clocky women, and also have insightful conversations with Sunny about what it means to be trans in the U.S. Follow Sunny on Instagram: @sunnylcomedy Check out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkats Subscrib…

This week we're joined by Jake Letizia (Dads Like Ducks, Talkin' to Myself Podcast)! Listen in as we chat flirting with bartenders, turning 30, astrology, and more! Plus, we help listeners enjoy baseball more, make the best of a job they don't like, and discuss our "hear me out" crushes. Follow Jake on Instagram: @jmotherfathersister Check out the …

It's a solo episode! Join Lukas and Gabby as they play text or drink, call the EPA, and respond thoughtfully to your Instagram story replies. Check out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkats Subscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats on YouTube Follow Lukas @lukastarnold everywhere Follow Gabby @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok and @hip_soccer_mom on T…

On this week's episode of Two Nosy Meerkats, we're joined by Hayden Arrington! We chat being a twin, scuba diving, horse girls, and more. Plus, we help listeners with relationship problems. Follow Hayden on Instagram: @haydenarrington Check out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkats Subscribe to Two Nosy Meerkats on YouTube Follow Lukas @lukast…

On this week's episode, we're joined by Shosh Brodman, host of Hound Dog! Listen in as we chat hot parents, intimacy, and summer camp-- plus, we help a listener with some lost items, read fake smut, and get a final update from a listener who took our advice. Follow Shosh on Instagram: @shoshbrod Check out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkats …

On this week's episode, Gabby and Lukas catch up on Lukas' University of Delaware comedy hour, being a pest, and Gabby trolling a professor. Plus, listeners ask the Meerkats how to be extra, how to approach going out with a girl for the first time, and ask for medical advice. Check out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkats Subscribe to Two Nos…

It's our 101st episode, and we're joined by Meredith Dietz (Jerry Seinfeld Presents, The Onion, Reductress), David Dobbins (SnD Podcast), and Aran Abilock Clemmons (Anne Hathaway Presents, Super Smash Show) for a wild and crazy time. We talk about rizz, divorced parents, breakups, and more, plus Lukas and Gabby's favorite moments from the pod. Foll…

This week we're hanging out with Claire Siemietkowski, host of Simpfest! Listen in as we talk birthright trips, being in love, and going to jail. Plus, listeners write in about anosmia, flirting on vacation, and finding out you're dating your cousin. Follow Claire on Instagram: @seemycowski Check out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkats Subsc…

This week we're joined by the wonderful Olivia Scenna, co-host of Jimmy Buffet Presents! Listen in as Lukas, Gabby, and Olivia talk about everything from handling grief and protecting communities at comedy events to whether or not Nancy Pelosi is fun enough to be Italian and Shane Dawson getting cancelled. Follow Olivia on Instagram: @oliviascenna …

This week we're joined by Ryan Ciecwisz, co-host of Silly Goof Comedy! Ryan details his LinkedIn work history, tells us about his recent trip to the zoo, and we chat reality TV. Plus, our listeners dare to ask: is it weird to like wrestling? Can you write fan-fics about your classmates? Are you really engaged if you don't post it to Instagram? List…