“It’s definitely not X-Men, got it?” This week on the Crankcast… it’s super rambly as we try to catch up with each other after not speaking for a month. At one point crank bores Mike to tears with the process talk of how he had to build some custom tails. Real enthralling stuff here, folks. Oh! There was an email! Mail us here. Week 985 – Time: 80m…

“The bees are having sex in the bird’s mouth…” This week on the Crankcast… crank and Mike aren’t at San Diego, crank quietly mentions Chris Makepeace Dayweek, Mike brings up an old movie crank hasn’t seen, Sean speaks up here and there, and there’s email! Mail us here. Week 981 – Time: 70min. – File Size: 32.1mb…

“He wrote In The Ghetto and A Little Less Conversation for Elvis…” This week on the Crankcast… crank’s getting used to a new computer that he finally moved to after having built it in January, Mike had a bad music day, he also hates words, and there’s banter ‘n’ general chinwaggin’ in this joint… Mail us here. Week 979 – Time: 90min. – File Size: 4…

“It was a thoughtful movie…” This week on the Crankcast… crank’s read Hex (1985), Mike hasn’t, there’s some talk about Poor Things and the director’s choice in lenses, Mike was stuck at home because of an asymptomatic Covid infection and was bored, crank’s brain wasn’t working because of the heat, general palaver… Mail us here. Week 977 – Time: 70m…

“It’s Jonah Hex in the future…” This week on the Crankcast… we both have sore feet, Mike got snuggles with puggles at the Pugfest in Kentucky, we decide to read the scifi Jonah Hex comic from the 80s, then maybe we don’t, but we do? A bit of shop talk and wrapups on Night Man, plus email! Mail us here. Week 975 – Time: 75min. – File Size: 34.4mb…

“Horse Killin’ USA is my favorite Marilyn Monroe movie…” This week on the Crankcast… Mike was at MotorCity Comicon over the weekend, and then it was his berfday, crank rewatches the Night Man TV show and realizes it wasn’t very good, and we chitchat about other odds and ends… Mail us here. Week 972 – Time: 75min. – File Size: 34.4mb…

“Oh it’s hideous…” This week on the Crankcast… Mike takes his life into his own hands, tells us a bit about C2E2 and FCBD, he’ll be at the Detroit Motor Con and PugFest, figuring out how to sell your art when it’s digital, crank spends too much time trying to remember things about the Lost World of Warlord toy line, and there’s some general ramblin…

“Oops, you’re a furry…” This week on the Crankcast… Mike busts his face up, crank remembers Zoobilee Zoo while talking about PBS, Mike has cons and tells us the whens and wheres, crank truly rambles about… musicians and artists and their talents or something? Email! Mail us here. Week 968 – Time: 62min. – File Size: 28.4mb…

“It’s Howard the Duck weird…” This week on the Crankcast… Emmons gives us a rundown on the insecurity of open source, Mike’s on his way to Hotlanta, Barbie, Barbie, Barbie, and crank drags the show out too long talking about Wrestlemania 40… Mail us here. Week 965 – Time: 62min. – File Size: 28.4mbBy m.norton, c.crank

“It’s a western…” This week on the Crankcast… Mike’s nearly wrapped his new Battlepug work, we talk about the old and new Roadhouse movies (spoilery), crank can’t get away from Sylar, but did listen to new music based on write-in recs, and we’re trying to tighten up the show. Mail us here. Week 964 – Time: 53min. – File Size: 24.3mb…

” I don’t know how bees work…” This week on the Crankcast… Crank has a Prog Rock nightmare, Mike’s making more Battlepug, crank gets confused about planking, cat talk, HEROES revisited, other things have been watched, plus emails and a music reccomendation… Mail us here. Week 962 – Time: 73min. – File Size: 33.5mb…

It can’t rain all the time… This week on the Crankcast… it was a slow week at the crankhaus, Mike’s car is racking up the bills, crank talks some current events because he can’t think of anything interesting that’s happened to him in the past week, Mike has a moment of self-awareness while trying to come up with ideas for new pug prints, and email!…

Where did you go? This week on the Crankcast… well, that was a bit of a hiatus. We’re back, I guess and crank and Mike try to catch up on what’s been going on with each other, some current events, freelance work life stuff, and email! Mail us here. Week 959 – Time: 105min. – File Size: 30.4mbBy m.norton, c.crank

“Freedom of speech!” This week on the Crankcast… Not free as in beer. We talk about truth in advertising, super hero movies, sleep stress, and some other stuff. There’s an email! Mail us here. Week 949 – Time: 63min. – File Size: 28.9mbBy m.norton, c.crank

“…a musky lawn?” This week on the Crankcast… crank aches from being vaccinated, Mike messes with mics, Sean boops in with a news update, Mike gets weird with his anatomy gripes, and there’s a nice email. BoopBoopBop! Mail us here. Week 945 – Time: 75min. – File Size: 34.4mbBy m.norton, c.crank

“…that over-the-top painty art…” This week on the Crankcast… crank(allegedly) puts a snake down a drain and the others can’t figure out why he wouldn’t put a snake in a better place, Mike’s (allegedly) become an armchair detective, Emmons (allegedly) loves Mrs. Davis, Andrew (allegedly) loves fantasy art, and we dive into the history of Shamu, the …

“What story are you telling?” This week on the Crankcast… I guess we’re not on a schedule anymore? Tevs. Mike learns modes, crank sees Suicde Squads, contrast and compare XTC and Oingo Boingo, so much laundry–so little time at the desk… Mail us here. Week 940 – Time: 70min. – File Size: 32.1mbBy m.norton, c.crank

“It has a glowing red fin and catches things on fire…” This week on the Crankcast… crank grows increasingly anti-social, but we catch up a bit on family stuff, movies watched, and ancient data transfer methods. And email! Mail us here. Week 938 – Time: 84min. – File Size: 38.5mbBy m.norton, c.crank

“HAWWWWWK!” “That’s a different movie…” This week on the Crankcast… crank caught up on some DC movies and reveals he knows practically nothing about DC, Mike rearranges his office, we kibbitz on Rifftrax and other odds and ends… Mail us here. Week 935 – Time: 90min. – File Size: 41.3mbBy m.norton, c.crank

“Good for hearing to you… GO FOR BREAK!” This week on the Crankcast… Roger Whittaker, lots of RUSH, bad movies, new things found in the noveleization of the movie THE THING, Alan Dean Fostering the shit out of something, and cutting back on our music expenses are all things we talked about this week. Mail us here. Week 933 – Time: 90min. – File Siz…