Best Maria Elisa Carleton Podcasts (2024)

If you see me at a table, sat alone and on my phone, come prepared for a deep insightful conversation about comic book history or conspiracy theories. Otherwise, just ignore me, I’ll be fine. Trust me, I’m saving you just as much as I’m saving myself.

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Warning: Do Not Mix With Alcohol 2:56

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4y ago2:56

2:56

Friends. Some have lots, some have few, I have about 2. But mix me up with some alcoholic berry juice and a dose of the feels? Yeah, I wouldn't recommend doing that, I somehow get even worse.

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Working 9-5 (In Hell) 2:55

4y ago2:55

2:55

Retail jobs have their perks...but not when you're socially awkward and a clutz like me. From crazy Karens to product punch-ups, I'm as surprised as you are that I still have a job!

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Thats My Name, Please Don't Sing It 1:57

4y ago1:57

1:57

How do you solve a problem like a Maria? By not singing her name like a cheesy musical every chance you get...

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An Insight Into Whats To Come... 0:51

4+ y ago0:51

0:51

Welcome to a brand new show, devoted to the struggles of being socially awkward!Whether its sharing embarassing stories, or discussing common problems us socially inept people face, theres something guaranteed to entertain everyone (or set off some form of secondhand embarassment!) so make sure you tune in weekly to hear some comedically tragic fai…

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Ocean Tears 1:28

4+ y ago1:28

1:28

"I'm okay...it'll all be okay...just breathe"

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Houses Upon The Seafront 1:08

4+ y ago1:08

1:08

'Ah, to be one of the people living in the teeny tiny houses I spy along the seafront from my seat on the bus...I can't ever imagine awaking unhappy if that was waiting for me each and every morning'

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Imposter Syndrome 2:47

4+ y ago2:47

2:47

"...In that moment I truly felt like an outsider, an imposter, no matter how their kind hearted words told me that was far from true, no matter how much past proof showed me otherwise"

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You're Not Perfect. 2:33

4+ y ago2:33

2:33

"Why remind me of your perfection when I know I will never amount to it?....I'm trying to be friend material, girlfriend material, enough for everyone but I'm tired of trying to meet the expectations of others"

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The Monster In The Mirror 2:07

4+ y ago2:07

2:07

TRIGGER WARNING: Body Dysmorphia/Self-Loathing/Anti-Body Positive/Low Self-Esteem/Eating Disorder (remember all bodies are beautiful, no matter what we or others think) "Who could ever want me? Who could ever love me? If there ever was any beauty there, I can't see it"

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Overlove 0:45

4+ y ago0:45

0:45

"I have a tendency to overlove..."

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I Dont Care Too Much 1:32

4+ y ago1:32

1:32

"I like to say I don't care...but reality is, I care too much"

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Barricade 1:24

4+ y ago1:24

1:24

"Since my first heartbreak, I have begun to build a barricade for the shattered pieces of my heart, my best attempt at protecting what's left of my dignity and soul..."

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Why Not All Men Are Trash 5:41

5y ago5:41

5:41

Hello & Welcome to "Internet Therapy", the podcast series that opens up discussions surrounding topics that are either too taboo or trivial! In this episode I discuss why the statement 'men are trash' is incredibly problematic and the stark difference between male and female representation in media. As always, all thoughts and opinions are simply m…

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Love Letter 2:06

5y ago2:06

2:06

"I wrote you a love letter today....so read it, my love, and know as you do so, you're holding a piece of my heart"

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To All The Ones I Loved 3:44

5y ago3:44

3:44

"To all the people I loved, thank you for guiding me to the one I love today"

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The Problems Surrounding The Body Positivity Movement 7:21

5y ago7:21

7:21

Hello & Welcome to "Internet Therapy", the podcast series that opens up discussions surrounding topics that are either too taboo or trivial! In today's episode, I will be talking about the flaws within the body positivity movement, including fat phobia, thin shaming and why self-love is important and inclusive for all. To appear on the podcast, sim…

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My University Degree Wasn't For Me 18:15

5y ago18:15

18:15

Hello and welcome to Internet Therapy! In this first episode, I will be discussing how I discovered my university degree wasn't the correct choice for me, discussing the societal pressures of going to university and giving some advice on how to deal with the situation if it should ever arise for you!…

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Home 1:08

5y ago1:08

1:08

"Eventually, after some cursing, I am opening the door to my new home for the next three days. And with a thud, my bags drop to the floor"

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An Evening In Paradise 1:10

5y ago1:10

1:10

"I cannot help but gasp and smile at the serene beauty of this place, feeling like I have well and truly discovered Paradise on Earth"

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4am 0:53

5y ago0:53

0:53

" And the world is left to question all those blind, to the toll of illnesses in the mind"

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A Drunken Realisation 1:27

5y ago1:27

1:27

"Alcohol coursing through my veins, my eyes fill with tears as the anxiety-ridden tornado tears through my mind..."

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Autumn Morning 2:01

5y ago2:01

2:01

"Autumn is here, and it is truly glorious"

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Depression 1:15

5y ago1:15

1:15

"They didn't warn me about depression. I was left to figure it out, on my own"

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Welcome To Internet Therapy 5:03

5y ago5:03

5:03

Hello and welcome to Internet Therapy, a brand new podcast by me, Maria-Elisa Carleton. In this episode, it's all about introducing myself and what the series is all about, including what to expect and how you can get involved!

Podcasts Worth a Listen

Maria Elisa Carleton Podcasts

Podcasts Worth a Listen

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Socially Awkward & Struggling

Maria-Elisa Carleton

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Thoughts Left Unspoken

Maria-Elisa Carleton

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Internet Therapy

Maria-Elisa Carleton

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Part Time Introvert, Full Time Worrier 3:05

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Save Me From This Small Talk 2:46

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Warning: Do Not Mix With Alcohol 2:56

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Working 9-5 (In Hell) 2:55

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Thats My Name, Please Don't Sing It 1:57

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An Insight Into Whats To Come... 0:51

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Ocean Tears 1:28

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Houses Upon The Seafront 1:08

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Imposter Syndrome 2:47

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You're Not Perfect. 2:33

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The Monster In The Mirror 2:07

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Overlove 0:45

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I Dont Care Too Much 1:32

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Barricade 1:24

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Why Not All Men Are Trash 5:41

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Love Letter 2:06

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To All The Ones I Loved 3:44

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The Problems Surrounding The Body Positivity Movement 7:21

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My University Degree Wasn't For Me 18:15

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Home 1:08

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An Evening In Paradise 1:10

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4am 0:53

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A Drunken Realisation 1:27

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Autumn Morning 2:01

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Depression 1:15

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Welcome To Internet Therapy 5:03

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