Oh, to be on a patio in Mallorca. This week: Who’s to blame for our current political climate? MICHELLE OBAMA OF COURSE Prince Harry wins an award for serving the veteran community, like a real asshole An insight into the mind of cheaters, courtesy of Ashley Madison Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10mein…

Maura apologizes for the leafblowers who decided to set up shop outside her office window, in the desert, wHERE THERE ARE NO LEAVES TO BLOW This week: Jill Biden is pulling all of the strings of the worst marionette anyone’s ever seen A decisive ruling on what nonbinary and trans athletes should be allowed, and which ones Megan Rapinoe secretly hat…

Meghan is a bad bad mean lady :( This week: When Taylor met with Prince William and his kids, it was actually a jab at Meghan and Harry? Somehow? Meghan’s dad is very sad and confused as to why he’s estranged, does not do introspection about this A sex expert says women should stop having so many FEELINGS and just wait for engagement before having …

Drinking and driving is for losers. Drinking and reading the tabloids, on the other hand, is for winners. This week: A friend of Harry and Meghan posted a picture of Meghan’s jam and dog biscuits at tHE MOST OFFENSIVE TIME Bill Belichick is in loooooove (do not ask any more questions about it) Justin Timberlake’s lawyer says he’s got some stuff to …

He’s a very busy guy with a lot of hard work to do. This week: Taylor Swift could swing the election if she just endorsed Biden (she already has) Princess Catherine sends a typo-ridden letter to the Irish Guards, of which she is somehow the colonel Prince William’s private personal item is not nearly as exciting as we were hoping Find your hosts on…

💗💸 The Abundance Adventure is open! https://www.secretowlsociety.org/abundance-adventure Welcome to The Magic is You podcast! In this episode, we explored the most magical productivity tip ever - creating from the most effortless energy possible. By addressing our own areas of self-neglect and doing the inner healing work, we can let go of identiti…

We’ve got these fails in the bag. This week: Actually, Kate might never come back, but maybe she might Donald Trump’s wife is very brave and beautiful, don’t mention the other stuff Ben Affleck and JLo are, of course, the worst people to ever exist Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_fra…

What’s the opposite of manifesting? That’s what we’re doing. This week: Ben Affleck is being GROSS and maybe DIVORCED??? Is Kate Middleton coming back to work? Or maybe adopted? You cowards don’t want to admit that maybe the Erewhon soup is good Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_france…

Don’t worry, Meghan Markle still shows up in this one. This week: A very dubious poll of 2,000 homewreckers concludes that Jeremy Clarkson is, once again, the hottest Brit on the cursed little island SSRIs cause a fate worse than death, which is a thing that depressed people often face without treatment Kevin Spacey, given a platform and 7 movies i…

We hope everything’s going Arche-well. This week: RFK Jr. is super able-bodied and able-minded and a great presidential candidate, according to his brain worm A clerical error gives Meghan and Harry’s haters a reason to hashtag another day Cycling spandex should be canceled, but not because of this Good Morning America host Find your hosts on Twitt…

Fail to the chief. This week: Prince Harry’s family does not show up to support a good cause, obviously Harry is to blame Barron Trump, who has never said a word in public, is a president in the making The Met Gala is probably not cursed, but man do we wish it was Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinze…

We’re ailing from all this failing. This week: King Charles is perhaps sicker than we thought. Let’s knock Will and Kate while we’re at it Meghan and Harry are going to Nigeria, a great affront to the crown White bread has been vilified and we’ve had ENOUGH Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @…

Shoutout to the reviewer who thinks our hosting lineup has changed (it has not) for the worse (that’s your opinion). This week: William, Kate, and Camilla all get new titles, perhaps just because they felt like it An investigative reporter determines that Taylor Swift is both an active alcoholic because of her current boyfriend and a longtime alcoh…

💗💸 The Abundance Adventure is open! https://www.secretowlsociety.org/abundance-adventure In this quick episode of The Magic is You podcast, host Michelle Rohr shares her insights on reducing friction in life and business. She discusses the importance of slowing down to focus on the finer details, and shares her personal experience with a reset mont…

We’ve just learned that a fifth grader listens to this show (hi, Zarie!) and would consider a swear jar if the tabloids weren’t so… you know. This week: A gross, sexist rundown of a feud between two Vegas strip clubs WHY DON’T WE GET TO SEE THE INSIDE OF MEGHAN MARKLE’S HOUSE?!?!?!? WHYYYYYY A small number of men commit a disgusting crime, and not …

It was a total fail-clypse of the heart. This week: Netflix borrows a little too much from reality and makes Andrew look guilty of what many agree he looks guilty of The queer children of famous people are scrutinized for the sake of crafting a gay panic Cowboy Carter who? Your Western style icon is actually… Princess Anne. Find your hosts on Twitt…

💗💸 The Abundance Adventure is open! https://www.secretowlsociety.org/abundance-adventure https://www.secretowlsociety.org/ On this episode of The Magic is You podcast, Michelle shares a glimpse into her recent vacation in Spain and a relaxing Sunday spent with her family. She delves into the concept of self-protective patterns versus self-sabotagin…

It’s a return to our regular failure format, friends. This week: The Prince Andrew rehabilitation tour continues, inexplicably A study involving nose sizes and male anatomy involved a nonzero number of corpses JoJo Siwa, an adult person, enters a sex shop Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @ma…

With Kate’s now-public diagnosis of cancer, we wish the Princess all the best… but it hasn’t quieted down the tabloid maelstrom of ugliness, blame, and misdirection. The real question is: was it ever going to?In what we hope is our final special episode on #KateGate, we discuss what happened, what’s happening, and where we go from here. Find your h…

IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was released just hours before the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. We're sending thoughts and love to Catherine and her family; please note, in the interim, that the information in this episode reflects our knowledge as of 3/21/2024. KateGate is the gift (?) that keeps on giving. So, on…

IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was recorded and released weeks prior to the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. Our thoughts and best wishes are with her family. Well, listeners, we thought we were going to return to our normal format this week… but Mother’s Day comes for us all. So: this week, we discuss A Series of Unf…

IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was recorded and released weeks prior to the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. Our thoughts and best wishes are with her family. This week, we break format and present a Very Special Episode™ all about the absolute debacle that has been Kate Middleton’s leave of absence. What do we know? …

If you like piña fail-ladas / and getting caught in the rain of stories that make no sense and are bad oh god please send help This week: A West End production of a play about different experiences of racism offers shows for people who experience racism differently, Tories aghast Prince Andrew is doing so good! And no we’re not going to mention the…

Is fail an aesthetic? Can we make it one? This week, we’re joined by Dr. Jonathan Zelken — plastic surgeon to the stars and astute assessor of all aesthetic propagandizing. Story-wise: Heidi Pratt says she’s not on Ozempic (but she is still doing a product placement about it) How do rich people defy age and not look like decrepit goblins at 40? Her…

💗💸 The Abundance Adventure is open! https://www.secretowlsociety.org/abundance-adventure On today's episode of "The Magic is You," we delve into the transformative power of mindset and financial decisions. Michelle shares her journey of self-discovery and abundance, from re-evaluating her money lenses to making impactful investments in her life. Sh…

Will you be our fail-entines? This week: If King Charles has cancer, so do… all Americans? Jill Biden is a puppeteer mastermind and also a medical doctor (actually she is neither) Meghan and Harry don’t deserve last names 😡 Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra e…

💗💸 The Abundance Adventure is open! https://www.secretowlsociety.org/abundance-adventure Asking ourselves the question of "What is irritating me?" is such a powerful way to supercharge designing a life that feels good. The magic is in the SUBTRACTION of what is no longer aligned and it is in our power to do so. Sometimes we forget that we have this…

Don’t hate the fail, hate the game. Actually, hate all of it. This week: There is no better time to rehash the monarch’s various horse-related injuries than… a cancer diagnosis? Nobody wants to hang out with Harry :( Taylor Swift is in the pocket of the NFL, because obviously she needs them more than they need her (?) Join us on Patreon (Patreon.co…

Happy Fail-bruary. This week: Prince William, father of three children, must actually parent his children Rich women are undateable because men must be able to be providers or they’ll die Elizabeth Moss is pregnant, so we simply must come up with ways to make her look like a floozy Join us on Patreon (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos …

Flipping the fail bird. This week: The hot, successful figurehead of a very successful show is actually a recovering addict, and therefore a bad person <3 Kate Middleton is in the hospital for something that will not kill her, but that’s not stopping anyone from melodrama Diet like a pro and keep it a secret from all of your loved ones!* *Please do…

💗💸 The Abundance Adventure is open! https://www.secretowlsociety.org/abundance-adventure Check out my newest 30 day adventure: Emerge - call in the TRUE you for the new year: https://www.plannergirl.org/emerge See the before and after photos of my office: https://www.secretowlsociety.org/journal/the-story-of-my-million-dollar-office Join my email n…

In the fail caucus, the winner is… nobody. This week: The late Queen, a notable owner of things, actually only owned her name and was devastated when Harry and Meghan… took it from her? The advent of Ozempic reveals that body positivity was always a joke, and women were always crazy <3 Prince Harry is either a prodigious pilot or a stolen valor idi…

Let us light up the dead of winter with these shimmering, transcendent fails. This week: Ivanka Trump is a nepo baby, so once again we don’t have to talk about the other stuff These famous people are going to RFK Jr.’s party (by which we mean they’re going out of their way to not do that) Women, noted slags, fall out of love with men as a marriage …

2024 is coming in hot with the fails, and we’d expect nothing less. This week: The British monarchs are #thriving, and even if they weren’t, everyone else is definitely worse at this A woman of color is directing a Star War and it’s gonna be a woke flop A 16-year-old darts whiz is dating a 21-year-old darts amateur and what is happening Join us on …

Fail Lang Syne? Auld Lang Fail? Either way, pass the eggnog. This week: The Jackman family’s gingerbread house still happened this year and still looks beautiful even though divorce and heartbreak and whatever That actress from Love, Actually is old now (yuck!) and unrecognizable (she is not) The apocalypse is coming for your phones, and this cyber…

You better watch out / You better not cry / You better not fail / We’re telling you why… This week: Jinger Duggar, a survivor of a literal cult, wore jeans. Whose side are you on about it?! Sydney Sweeney has boobs, and who cares if they’re uncomfortable?! Because men don’t! (it’s giving Men Write Women) Kate Middleton as a baby looked vaguely like…

Dashing through the fails in a one-horse open SLAY. This week: Taylor Swift’s birthday gift from the paparazzi was hanging out outside her home all day and taking pictures of every single person who approached it Prince of Hugs can’t read the room, Diana would be proud (?) An alien describes sex toys and how they’re actually (1) gross, and (2) hurt…

💗💸 The Abundance Adventure is open! https://www.secretowlsociety.org/abundance-adventure Book Summary Apps Get lifetime access to Headway for just $59 Blinkist Other Links Holiday Sale Hub (includes FREE gifts) Notion for project management (what I use for my book summary notes) CHILDREN ROUTINE TEMPLATE Hey everyone, Michelle here from The Magic i…

Chasing our tails trying to track down these fails — this week, with special guest James Barr of A Gay And A NonGay. This week: Meghan Markle’s athleisure and practical shoes are hiding the anguish of not being invited to a thing she was definitely invited to Kate wore a REVENGE DRESS that is completely modest and also a dress we have all seen befo…

‘Tis the season for fails beyond reason. This week: Royal journalist Omid Scobie has a new book out, filled with literally true things about the Royal family. So it’s the Sussexes’ fault! General Motors has to eat a billion dollars in costs from worker strikes, even though they’re still going to be several billion dollars in the green (sad trombone…

We’re thankful for these fails this week. But not like that. This week: Why are all of these hot, successful women single? It’s their fault for not being good enough at dating, of course Meghan Markle must be VERY jealous of Meg Bellamy of “The Crown,” because… reasons. Xi Jinping trembled before the masculine American prowess of Joe Biden, and we …

As we would’ve said in 2011: EPIC FAIL!!! This week: Ivanka Trump wore an outfit to a music festival, and that’s all that’s happening with her family, really Aliens are coming to Earth between 2025 and 2028 and the vibes are gonna be *~tubular~* according to these literal children Wills and Kate are being attacked for only wearing blue, except it’s…

Fails on unprecedented scales. This week: WOKE PSYCHIATRISTS say you should RESPECT your CHILDREN???? King Charles is once again being bullied by his evil son Harry, who is not coming to an event he was not invited to Whether you wear a bra for hours or months without washing it, we can all agree: women are ugly, smelly, and stupid <3 Find us on Tw…

To err is human. To fail is divine. This week: The British Royals are #ThriftyGoals, and no, we’re not kidding, that’s literally the article In the wake of Matthew Perry’s tragic death, a very sexist and gross deep-dive into… who he followed on Instagram Princess Beatrice had a glow-up but we can’t say something nice without pitting her against ano…

These fails are truly beyond the pale. This week: Travis Kelce’s girlfriend, who is noteworthy for no other reason, visited his home and we need a play-by-play about it A gossip columnist reveals that a prosecco-fueled interview with Meghan Markle many years ago may have changed the course of history Ancient jokes could be just as unfunny as modern…

Inhale… fail… exhale. This week: Kate Middleton’s family are under attack (there are flyers on lampposts) Justin Timberlake was the real victim of Britney Spears’ abortion several decades ago! Who knew?! An editorial writer is upset that we’re having mature conversations about early 2000s rom-com tropes Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maura…

💗💸 The Abundance Adventure is open! https://www.secretowlsociety.org/abundance-adventure 📺 To see the video version of this conversation, click here: https://bit.ly/46V8luV Tune into a replay of my interview with Jason Zook from 2021 and learn: why I deleted 10,000 people from my email list what led up to retiring my husband why I contemplated buyi…

Time to nail these fails with special guest Kate Casey of Reality Life with Kate Casey! This week: Sophie Turner is smiling on a movie set and wearing clothes, is obviously a bad wife and mother Kyle Richards has a “lesbian lover,” but they’re also just friends who share clothes The Mexican alien mummies are actually just very scary and old dolls F…

It’s the fails that ail us. This week: “Woke” still doesn’t mean what you think it means, and neither do “polls” An accomplished woman died, so it’s time to talk about Meghan Markle again Men are being weird: dad edition Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on thes…

We need a shovel and pail to scoop up all these fails. This week: Russell Brand, notable Bad Dude, is actually bad because of ties to Meghan Markle Malia Obama wears a crop top and hides behind a tree with MEN Taylor Swift, a 33-year-old adult, is dating someone again. So we have to ask: fellas, is it gay to care about a woman? Find us on Twitter @…