This book is narrated by Ax and is the oh so lovely mosquito book. The Animorphs discover a Yeerk plot to try and infest a high ranking secret service officer, so they move to intercept - but soon find themselves somewhere they absolutely did not expect to possibly be. Talking points include: diving into the Ax / Cinnabon scene, questioning if Anda…

Content warning: Suicide attempt, addiction, and mental health issues. When the Animorphs crash a concert, they happen to save the life of a Controller who leads them down a very strange path that includes a Yeerk oatmeal addiction. With special guest Esme from r/YouSerious Podcast! Talking points include: Claustrophobia, bat facts, and bringing it…

Content warning: Suicide attempt, addiction, and mental health issues. When the Animorphs crash a concert, they happen to save the life of a Controller who leads them down a very strange path that includes a Yeerk oatmeal addiction. With special guest Esme from r/YouSerious Podcast! Talking points include: S Club 7, the definition of a "drug", the …

Donate to the International Rhino Fund at rhinos.org! Jake Googles "Yeerk" on a whim and gets the Animorphs caught up in a possible Yeerk Resistance Movement? But then things take a very twisty turn when they discover Joe Bob Fenestre (aka "Bill Gates") himself is one of the people frequenting the website. Talking points include: Some depressing an…

Jake Googles "Yeerk" on a whim and gets the Animorphs caught up in a possible Yeerk Resistance Movement? But then things take a very twisty turn when they discover Joe Bob Fenestre (aka "Bill Gates") himself is one of the people frequenting the website. Talking points include: The logistics of old chat rooms, near-death experiences, and wholesome p…

Marco gets a visit from an old friend to let him know his mother is in town! And she's doing something weird with the sharks. Talking points include: Brain chips and the morphing power, different kinds of sharks, and a lot of Yeerks jumping to conclusions. Twitter: @MiddleMorph Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com We acquired the DNA for our morphs from th…

Marco gets a visit from an old friend to let him know his mother is in town! And she's doing something weird with the sharks. Talking points include: The sneaky abilities of parrots, people behaving badly in zoos, seagull shenanigans (say that 5 times fast), and Shark Facts! Twitter: @MiddleMorph Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com We acquired the DNA for…

We are finishing up Book 14, a Cassie book. We left off with the Animorphs heading to the race track to get more horse morphs so they can investigate why the Yeerks are interested in the Zone 91 military base, and then shenanigans ensue. So many shenanigans Talking points include: space toilets, how Andalites go to the bathroom, and how The Gardens…

We are starting Book 14, a Cassie book featuring crazy horses. Lots of horses. Cassie and the Animorphs head into the Dry Lands outside of their town and discover some weird things are happening at the military base there in the desert, called Zone 91... Talking points include: learning about Area 51, a military captain character that we dub Captai…

The Hork Bajir have learned how to kill, but is that a price worth paying? Dak doubts Aldrea's loyalty to his race as the war with the Yeerks becomes desperate. Talking points include: Colonialism (again), Quantum science, and the etiquette of acquiring someone without their permission. Twitter: @MiddleMorph Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com We acquired…

The battle for the Hork Bajir Homeworld is getting started. As Dak learns the truth about his species, can he continue to trust Aldrea to fight for them? Talking points include: The progress Dak has made, the scariest monsters from Father Deep; the complex relationship between Andalites, Yeerks, and Hork Bajir. Twitter: @MiddleMorph Email: MiddleMo…

After a disastrous attempt to reach out to the Yeerks, the Andalites have unwittingly released a race of parasitic slugs on the galaxy. After being banished to a backwater planet, the daughter of Seerow must rebuild her life by making an unlikely friend. Talking points include: Exactly when the Yeerk war started; not being like the other girls; and…

We are finishing up Book 13, a Tobias book featuring the sharp-witted Hork Bajir (see what I did there?). Tobias and the Animorphs are endeavoring to rescue and bring a Hork Bajir couple to safety, away from Visser Three and their Yeerk captors, all the while Tobias is dealing with an old acquaintance, the ever-interfering Ellimist. Talking points …

Tobias has scouted out some additional entrances to the Yeerk pool, but soon finds himself in the middle of action with helping some escaped Hork Bajir run away from their Yeerk captors. Talking points include: Tobias getting his morphing power back, Yeerk reproduction speculations, Marco's sexist remarks, and Tobias being a sassy bird. Twitter: @M…

Rachel acquires a crocodile to save a little boy who fell into the enclosure at the zoo. Then some really weird stuff starts happening. Talking points include: Crocodile facts, the consequences of lying to your superhero friends about your ability to superhero, and the courtroom drama that we wish Naomi was in. Twitter: @MiddleMorph Email: MiddleMo…

Rachel acquires a crocodile to save a little boy who fell into the enclosure at the zoo. Then some really weird stuff starts happening. Talking points include: Lying to your parents to get them to buy you stuff, the quality levels of field trips, the dubious Yeerk plan to lure teenage girls into becoming voluntary Controllers. Twitter: @MiddleMorph…

Jake is back as our narrator again and this time, we got some time traveling going on. Talking points include: Jaguar facts, the confusing implications of time travel, and the beauty that is the Amazon rainforest. Twitter: @MiddleMorph Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolfere…

Jake is back as our narrator again and this time, we got some time traveling going on. Talking points include: middle school square dancing traumas, debating the difference between jaguars, panthers, and leopards, that Jake's mom might secretly be a bookie, and if Jake is actually a good leader. Plus, we start playing some Animorphs bingo! Twitter:…

Hi everyone! It's the holidays and we are busy with boosters, gift-giving, and post-wedding comas. Please enjoy this holiday episode of Morgan's other podcast, R/YouSerious with our very own Jason guesting. The "new" girlfriend serves her bf's family their just desserts when they keep calling her by her bf's ex's name. A man gets called out by OP f…

Marco has gotten back in touch with an old friend who isn’t who he appears to be… Talking points include the amazing virtues of dogs, spider facts, and the Animorphs almost testing out a morph this time! Twitter: @MiddleMorph Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolferen, Marc-Ol…

Marco has gotten back in touch with an old friend who isn’t who he appears to be… Talking points include: Marco's apparently terrible haircut, more random dog facts, and whether or not Andalites have androids of themselves. Twitter: @MiddleMorph Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk v…

A mysterious company has begun logging in the forest near Cassie's farm, and they're probably looking for more than just lumber. Talking points include: Why it’s important to keep your dog on a leash, wolf facts, the Middle Morph Drinking Game, and more dunking on Visser Three. Twitter: @MiddleMorph Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com We acquired the DNA …

A mysterious company has begun logging in the forest near Cassie's farm, and they're probably looking for more than just lumber. Talking points include: The dubious pedagogy of leaving children alone with a class pet, who should play Visser Three in the movie, and skunk facts! Twitter: @MiddleMorph Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com We acquired the DNA f…

We are finishing up the first Ax narrated book in the Animorph series and it is choked-full of new Andalite information that sheds light on their ongoing war against the Yeerks. In this last half of the book, Ax is on his quest to kill Visser Three to avenge his brother's death, even if it means he kills himself in the process. Talking points inclu…

It's here - the first Ax narrated book! In this episode, we are starting Book 8 and Ax has a whole slew of Andalite secrets he is struggling to keep around his human friends while he learns to navigate and survive on Earth. Talking points include crocheting Ax figurines in honor of his first book, snakes in combat against Hork Bajir, alarm clock tr…

One of the Animorphs gets a very sit-com case of amnesia, while a mysterious dust monster starts to hunt them all. Talking points include: Hints as to the effects of the Animorphs destroying the Kandrona Ray last book, how the townsfolk must be reacting to all these "escaped zoo animals", and the poor quality of Yeerk reality TV. Plus Flea Facts fe…

One of the Animorphs gets a very sit-com case of amnesia, while a mysterious dust monster starts to hunt them all. Topics include: Tobias's rapidly-growing bird shit list, bald eagle facts, and the stores that used to exist in your local mall. Twitter: @MiddleMorph Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome p…

We are finishing up Animorphs' Book 7 - a Rachel narrated book. In this last half of the book, the Animorphs are trying to figure out how to change their bleak future from being conquered by Yeerks. Talking points include how Ax would react to Sees candy (and how we may or may not have reacted similarly), the continued relevance of Keanu Reeves, th…

This book is narrated by Rachel and has some world changing consequences for the Animorphs. It's positively grizzly! Talking points include the Ellimist's introduction, Abercrombie & Fitch models, best methods of getting a Yeerk out of host, and how we created middle morph pictures of ourselves. Twitter: @MiddleMorph Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com We…

It finally happened. One of the Animorphs has become a Controller. Talking points include fly facts, the anatomy of the human ear canal, and a mysterious new entity Jake sees in the fugue that's definitely not straight outta Lord of the Rings. Twitter: @MiddleMorph Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome p…

It finally happened. One of the Animorphs has become a Controller. Talking points include what exactly is morphable, good birthday presents for your mom, and how we treat insects like science experiments without considering the moral implications. Twitter: @MiddleMorph Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these aweso…

This is Marco's first book / narrative and we find out Jason really has an impressive knack for predicting plot points. Other talking points: we get grossed out and yet are amazed about ants, go ga-ga for gorillas, and we find out how addicted Ax really is on Starbucks coffee. Twitter: @MiddleMorph Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com We acquired the DNA f…

We finally get to the book where the Animorphs pick up their sixth member! Talking points: What you used to be able to get at Blockbuster and Toys R Us. The horrible, horrible sins of dolphins. How the military tried to train dolphins for various strange purposes. Twitter: @MiddleMorph Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com We acquired the DNA for our morphs…

We cover the first Tobias book in the Animorph series and things start to get emo. Talking points include: evolving Animorph love interests, can Marco be redeemable as a character, alpha wolf debunking, and the repercussions from accidentally scratching up your parent's car. Twitter: @MiddleMorph Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com We acquired the DNA for…

We cover the first Rachel book and things start to get real. Talking points include: What we love/hate about cats, whether or not it's moral to spy on your friend whose parents are evil aliens, and internalized victim blaming in the 90s. Twitter: @MiddleMorph Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photogr…

We cover the first second of the first Animorphs book: The Invasion. Talking points include: Bad planning by the kids, animal instincts taking over, and if we're going see the mysterious woman who escaped ever again. Twitter: @MiddleMorph Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van Wolf…

We cover the first half of the first Animorphs book: The Invasion. Talking points include: The fact that Jake doesn't understand that anything is going on, WTF even are the rules of morphing, how old these kids are anyway, and all the cool new aliens introduced in the first five minutes of this book. Twitter: @MiddleMorph Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.c…

In our zeroth episode, we introduce ourselves! Topics include our names, our experience with Animorphs, our top animals we'd like to morph, and predictions for the future. Queue Morgan cackling quietly in the background. Twitter: @MiddleMorph Email: MiddleMorph@gmail.com We acquired the DNA for our morphs from these awesome photographers: Dirk van …