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It’s an introductory talk about my channel. I haven’t set the main motive of starting this yet.I wish people can comment below and give me ideas. Cover art photo provided by NordWood Themes on Unsplash: https://unsplash.com/@nordwood
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So hair is sprouting in unspeakable places and you can no longer carry a tune, but if you’re a surrealistic artiste with an addiction to Freudian mythology and guilt-free sex, turning into a monkey has its upsides. Nick Motbot may be evolving as a novelist, but his friends aren’t too sure about his DNA — at least, not since Gargantuan Enterprises started experimenting with it. And once they figure out what’s happening to him, they decide to set things right. MARVELLOUS HAIRY is a satirical n ...
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This is an introductory talk about my channel. I haven’t figured out my main topic for this channel.But I’m just gonna talk random stuff.
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Episode Fifteen — Part V (Chapters three to seven) -- Final Episode! After they move Shute, Helena and Max have an ethical discussionabout kidnapping, medical malpractice, and branding. The mediaconference is more like a circus, as the media isn’t exactly on itsbest behavior. And then Rob gets to watch while the Ghosts have theirrevenge. In the end…
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Episode Fourteen — Part V (Chapters one and two):Spider and Seedy finally come to the Kunfu-riffic conclusion totheir kidnapping caper, learning all about Japanese sword-making,physics and why acrylic ski masks suck. In chapter two, the gangfinally puts their plan into action, and they capture the King of theGag, learning that he has some seriously…
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Episode Thirteen — Part IV (Chapters eight to twelve): Hippolytacomes up with a way for her kidnappers to get her father’s codes, whilegiving her some hope of surviving the whole caper. Rob, Ariadne,Helena, Erma and Max cook up a plan to get Shute, and let the wholeworld know about what Gargantuan has done to Nick. Shute gets somegreat news about h…
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Episode Twelve — Part IV (Chapters five to seven): Rob explains howhe escapes Gargantuan Enterprises with the incriminating data, andmeets up with Ariadne. They have the talk. Meanwhile, Erma decides torescue the now-apish Nick from the now-nymphish Helena. And in chapterseven, we learn what Gag knows about the security breach, and that theGhost of…
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Episode Eleven — Part Four (Chapters three and four): Helena and Robplot the down-throw of the King of the Gag, deciding to move on boththe Oberon project, and on whatever Gargantuan was doing to Nick. Theyrealize too late that Nick is already getting his third treatment,which is creating the final changes to his DNA. Helena meets him forone more c…
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Part Four (Chapters one and two): Determined to save Ariadne andNick, Rob goes to Gargantuan the next day, but he is unable to getpast the (potty-mouthed) guard at the elevator. Meanwhile, Shutesprings a hell of a question on Helena, but allows her to talk to Larrythe Letch, who is the lead researcher turning Nick into a monkey. An excerpt from cha…
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Win a copy of Marvellous Hairy, or a role in my next novel. Contest runs until Oct. 16th, 2009: details here.Episode Nine — Part Three (Chapters four to eight): This slightlyshorter episode is all about being shaken down, stood up, and freakedout. In chapter four, Seedy and Spider put their kidnapping plan in toaction, causing Hippolyta to be both …
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Episode Eight — Part Three (Chapter four): In this episode we gatherfor a nice evening out, with Rob, Nick and Max. The good news is thatRob happens to run into Ariadne at the pub. The bad news is that Maxdrops acid, gets “the Sauce” and has a meaningful experience with acactus. Oh, and Nick is pretty weird too. But Rob is definitely fallingfor Ari…
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Episode Seven — Part Three (chapters one to three): This episode isall about intimate conversations: a megalomaniac talks with his ghost,and we learn what’s going to happen to Nick. The monkey-man discoversthe lure of the banana, and so does Helena, VP, Marketing, GargantuanEnterprises. And in chapter three, the VP learns that her boss, theMegaloma…
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In Episode Six (Part II – The Human Ideal – chapters six to nine),we witness two separate cab rides — one in which Rob is lectured by thecabbie on the importance of love, and another in which we can see lovebeginning between Nick and Erma. Rob finally arrives at hisdestination, St. Dymphna’s Hospital, where Dr. Tundra works, and whereRob plays a sp…
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Part Two - The Human IdealIn Episode Five (chapters four andfive), Rob and Nick meet Seedy and Spider for an “exchange”, and thengo to the Hated University to meet their friend Erma. The three oldfriends go to dinner at a place by the harbour called the Itchy Crab,where Nick regales them with tales of what his inner monkey canaccomplish, and he and…
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Part Two - The Human IdealIn Episode Four (chapters one, two andthree), Rob meets the “threateningly slender” Ariadne, friend ofHippolyta Shute, unhappy worker at the Consume-It! drugstore, and abeautiful person. Then we see Spider and Seedy as they plan a caper(badly). And finally, we learn more about the a-hole Shute (who you maynot be surprised …
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Part One -- The Cult of the ClawIn Episode Three (chapters six, seven and eight), we are introducedto the bit players in the novel — Seedy, Spider, Blossom and Hippolyta,Ted Shute’s giant-booted emo daughter. The narrator, Rob explains whatThe Cult of the Claw is all about, and we learn what Nick is thinkingas he writes his e-journal in his beloved…
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Part One -- The Cult of the ClawIn Episode Two (chapters 3, 4 & 5), we encounter securityguards, more agents of the supernatural, and Nick gets up close andpersonal with the scientists of Gargantuan Enterprises. Here’s an excerpt from this episode: Several moments later, two men in white labcoats came in the room and peppered Nick with questions: “…
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"… methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face; and I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me, I must scratch."–A Midsummer Night's Dream, William ShakespearePart One: The Cult of the ClawIn chapter one, we learn about the Cult of the Claw, and why you neverlet psychotic psychiatrists perform your marriage ceremony. In chaptertwo, we di…
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