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Episode 63: The Don’t F**k with the Jesus Easter Special
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Movie watchers… Riiiiiiiise! Jesus died for our sins so we could sit around and watch movies in peace, so that’s what we did in preparation for this Holy Easter episode. Christ provides ever-lasting life and we provide Movies We’ve Seen since last time (12:20), TV Talk (1:10:14), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:39:33). Kelly r…
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It’s that time of year again! We’re Kenning with all the coverage your ears can handle from the 2024 Oscars. You can’t see John Cena’s naked body, but you CAN listen to us talk about it here.
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Commentary 21: Air Force One (with movie audio)
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Just in time for everybody's favorite holiday, it's a patriotic President's Day movie commentary special of the 1997 blockbuster, Air Force One! Revisit (perhaps) the greatest movie ever made, or at the very least, a movie that will make you feel better about the American Presidency than you've felt in years (we promise). Harrison Ford's Commander …
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Commentary 21: Air Force One (no movie audio)
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Just in time for everybody's favorite holiday, it's a patriotic President's Day movie commentary special of the 1997 blockbuster, Air Force One! Revisit (perhaps) the greatest movie ever made, or at the very least, a movie that will make you feel better about the American Presidency than you've felt in years (we promise). Harrison Ford's Commander …
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Episode 62: A Post-Lord of the Rings Podcast
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They’re back and forever changed! You might be asking yourselves: in a world where Kelly has finally seen and acknowledged the greatness of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, what’s left…what else is there…why even go on? Well, there will always be more movies to see, and that’s enough for this pair of movie-watching podcasters. Today’s episode kicks o…
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Minisode 7 - Lord of the Rings 20th Anniversary Semi-Commentary Special
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Twenty years ago (TO THE DAY!), Return of the King was released in theaters, completing (arguably) the greatest movie trilogy of all time. For Patrick, going to see a LOTR movie each Christmas season was a 3-year, time honored tradition. For Kelly, wizards are bullshit. But because their fellowship is so unbreakably strong, Kelly made a promise to …
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Episode 61: Kelly’s Promise To Patrick and Other Movie Talk Too
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Greetings, movie fans! Today’s episode kicks off with the most important Special Announcement (1:16) in Movies N Shit history. Then, enjoy a seamless transition to Movies We’ve Seen since last time (10:40), TV Talk (1:08:35), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:37:25). Patrick returns to form in the latest installment of What Year…
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Episode 60: I Wish There Were Less of Them
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In today’s episode, we start with miscellaneous shit — cut scenes, youtube channels, great deals on movie stuff, listener feedback… you know, shit like that. Then it’s back to our regularly scheduled program with Movies We’ve Seen since last time kicking off at 18:50, TV Talk at 1:08:05, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:21:51…
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Commentary 20: Terminator 2 Judgement Day (with movie audio)
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Now listen to us very carefully - This commentary is bad to the bone and it’s in your nature to press play now. Enjoy all the quotes and fun facts as Patrick and Kelly announce to the world that T2 is the greatest action movie of all time. Come with us if you want to laugh.
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Commentary 20: Terminator 2 Judgement Day (no movie audio)
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Now listen to us very carefully - This commentary is bad to the bone and it’s in your nature to press play now. Enjoy all the quotes and fun facts as Patrick and Kelly announce to the world that T2 is the greatest action movie of all time. Come with us if you want to laugh.
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Well, we saw it. Check out our before and after commentary live-ish from the CityWalk IMAX. Mid episode SPOILER ALERT for our post movie thoughts. And remember, CGI never ever marks the spot.
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Episode 59: Are you there, Kelly? It’s me, Patrick
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In this episode’s silliness, the unthinkable happens — Kelly goes on the record with his unbreakable vow to watch the entire LOTR trilogy with Patrick at a time and place of his choosing. In the words of General Lord Charles Cornwallis, brilliantly portrayed by Tom Wilkinson in the 2000 smash-hit Mel Gibson blockbuster, The Patriot: “Everything wil…
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Episode 58: Dragons are Fantasy Bullsh*t
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It’s time to party down with another episode of your favorite movie podcast. Movies We’ve Seen since last time begins at 6:23, TV Talk at 52:40, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:25:40. Patrick gets a little too cocky and pays for it in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:37:26, before participati…
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Episode 57: The Passenger 57 Podcast Special
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Let us give you a word of advice — always bet on this podcast. Roll out the champagne colored carpet cause once again, Movies N Shit is in control with clips from Orange County, Oscar talk, and Moviepass criticism. Movies We’ve Seen since last time begins at 25:12, TV Talk at 1:12:09, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:27:44. T…
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Episode 56: Podcast Engagement Special, Extended Edition
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Cheers, listeners! In our 1st episode of 2023 and the 56th episode of meager our lives, Movies We’ve Seen since last time begins at 7:39 (and lasts a whole delightful hour and a half), TV Talk at 1:36:25, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:47:40. Then it’s time for another edition of “Not Like This, Christopher Nolan” (formerly…
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Commentary 19: Star Trek Generations (with movie audio)
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You know how time is the fire in which we burn? Well, join us as we spend a couple hours burning in sweet sweet Star Trek cinematic glory as we talk through the only real Star Trek Christmas movie. Papa, thank you for the doll, she's very beautiful.
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Commentary 19: Star Trek Generations (no movie audio)
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You know how time is the fire in which we burn? Well, join us as we spend a couple hours burning in sweet sweet Star Trek cinematic glory as we talk through the only real Star Trek Christmas movie. Papa, thank you for the doll, she's very beautiful.
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Episode 55: Three Banshees in Bruges
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In this week’s edition of the best movie podcast you’ll ever lay your ears on, Movies We’ve Seen since last time kicks off at 5:22, TV Talk at 37:27, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 56:39. Then it’s time for another edition of What the Hell Did He/She Just Say (Not Like This)? at 1:15:00 before Patrick notches a near-perfect s…
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Episode 54: The Triple & Quadruple Feature Kids
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In this week’s edition of the best movie podcast you’ll ever lay your ears on, Movies We’ve Seen since last time kicks off at 8:22, TV Talk at 51:55, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:18:41. Then it’s time for Patrick to once again share his self-proclaimed gift in a brand new installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? …
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Our latest episode features Armageddon talk, James Bonding talk, a brief discussion about the worst professionally made movie Patrick has seen in recent memory, Star Trek fan-hood, a 5-star review of Disney’s Light & Magic, a shout-out to long-time friend of the podcast Mike Mann, and early thoughts about Amazon’s Rings of Power (no spoilers, recor…
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Commentary 18: Goldeneye (with movie audio)
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Comin' at ya like a tank through St. Petersburg, it's the first-ever James Bond Movies N Shit commentary of Goldeneye! If you like 007, the 90s, or movie commentaries about 007 in the 90s, then look no further... Re-experience the flick that brought Bond back to audiences after his longest-ever hiatus, with the added bonus of two dudes talking in t…
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Commentary 18: Goldeneye (no movie audio)
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Comin' at ya like a tank through St. Petersburg, it's the first-ever James Bond Movies N Shit commentary of Goldeneye! If you like 007, the 90s, or movie commentaries about 007 in the 90s, then look no further... Re-experience the flick that brought Bond back to audiences after his longest-ever hiatus, with the added bonus of two dudes talking in t…
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Episode 52: Not the Answer to Everything, but a significant podcast episode all the same
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On today’s episode, the boys tip their hats to the late, great James Caan and investigate a lost sequence from Return of the Jedi, available now on youtube, before diving into some treasured Listener Feedback (10:13). Movies We’ve Seen (17:58) since last time include further discussions about Top Gun: Maverick, another edition of Patrick’s Pitch, M…
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Last time, we were the bride; this time, we’re just a wife. But we still have just as much enthusiasm as we did for episode 50. This time, we cover reactions to the many Movies We’ve Seen (13:51) since last time, from shaming Patrick’s girlfriend Jess for not loving the new Top Gun movie to Patrick’s mom shaming his dad for loving A Fish Called Wan…
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Episode 50: Our Golden Anniversary Episode
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For our first ever 50th episode, we’ve pulled out all the stops! This milestone installment of Movies N Shit begins with Patrick administering to Kelly the ultimate movie lovers quiz (6:33) - courtesy of Brett Goldstein, permission pending. Then Kelly covers the Movies We’ve Seen (1:31:39) since last time with the exception of a single Star Wars mo…
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Commentary 17: The Rock (with movie audio)
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Welcome to (the Movies N Shit special commentary episode of the classic action spectacle) The Rock! Join us for Kelly’s favorite — time travel — as we journey back to 1996: a simpler time when big, tent-pole action flicks had (almost) no CGI. Seem crazy? Not as crazy as an incursion under water to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite tea…
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Commentary 17: The Rock (no movie audio)
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Welcome to (the Movies N Shit special commentary episode of the classic action spectacle) The Rock! Join us for Kelly’s favorite — time travel — as we journey back to 1996: a simpler time when big, tent-pole action flicks had (almost) no CGI. Seem crazy? Not as crazy as an incursion under water to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite tea…
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We don't talk about the Golden Globes... no, no, no. But we do talk about the Oscars, and this year's Oscars was lengthy and full of surprises. Some wonderful surprise wins, and then one or two surprises that weren't so wonderful but will definitely be discussed for a long, long time to come. Get your Oscar fix right here, right now.…
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Episode 49: Our Bucket List Episode
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Welcome back for another edition of Movies N Shit! We launch today’s episode with some listener feedback regarding our Lethal Weapon Christmas commentary episode (2:50). A thorough discussion about The Batman highlights the latest installment of Movies We’ve Seen (5:55) since last time, then TV Talk (44:34) includes discussions about Picard, Winnin…
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Commentary 16: Batman (1989) (no movie audio)
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Tell us something... You ever listen to a Movies N Shit podcast commentary in the pale moonlight? Well, here's your chance. Join us as we travel back in time to 1989 when Batman first hit the big screen in all it's Burtonesque glory. You wanna get nuts?! Let's get nuts!
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Commentary 16: Batman (1989) (with movie audio)
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Tell us something... You ever listen to a Movies N Shit podcast commentary in the pale moonlight? Well, here's your chance. Join us as we travel back in time to 1989 when Batman first hit the big screen in all it's Burtonesque glory. You wanna get nuts?! Let's get nuts!
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Episode 48: A Bunch of Small Talk Before Kelly Agrees to Watch the Entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy with Patrick
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Small town hero Ed Rooney kicks off episode 48, along with another edition of What’s That Movie Line? (1:33). Then Patrick listens as Kelly discusses Movies He’s Seen (14:34) since last time, and gushes over subtitle-laden flick, The Worst Person in the World. But don’t worry, Patrick contributes to TV Talk (54:49) with some heartfelt shout-outs to…
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Episode 7: I Need to Pee but I Don’t Want to Miss Anything (from May 2019)
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Originally published May 2019. Republished January 2022. In this week’s episode, we tackle the entire Marvel universe movement, specifically - Avengers: Endgame. But first, we tackle recent shit we’ve seen [6:38], talk movie news - highlights include: ridiculous theatrical adaptations of movies, shit about Game of Thrones, Star Wars weddings, and c…
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Episode 47: Movies...Not A Waste of Time
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As usual, there’s a lot to talk about so the boys dive right in with Movies We’ve Seen (3:00) since last time… spoiler alert - there are a whole bunch of them. After discussing Spider-Man, Spielberg and some other meta shit, it’s finally time for TV Talk (51:21) including discussions about MacGruber, Star Wars and Star Trek fatigue. In Entertainmen…
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Episode 46: The One Where We Really Find Our Voice
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After a brief but passionate discussion about spoilers, the guys exchange final thoughts about the Daniel Craig /James Bond era (7:00) and where the Craig installments fit into the overall 007 filmography. Then it’s on to Movies We’ve Seen (48:21) since last time. TV Talk (1:18:25) includes favorites like Yellowstone and It’s Always Sunny in Philad…
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Commentary 15: Lethal Weapon (no movie audio)
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It’s that time of year again! And you know what that means... it’s time for another classic Christmas movie commentary! So grab a hot cocoa and get ready for helicopters, hookers, drug dealers, mercury switches, 80s homophobia, Danny Glover whispering, Mel Gibson alternating accents, Endo induced electro-shock torture, neck breaking leg locks, long…
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Commentary 15: Lethal Weapon (with movie audio)
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It’s that time of year again! And you know what that means... it’s time for another classic Christmas movie commentary! So grab a hot cocoa and get ready for helicopters, hookers, drug dealers, mercury switches, 80s homophobia, Danny Glover whispering, Mel Gibson alternating accents, Endo induced electro-shock torture, neck breaking leg locks, long…
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Minisode: Rocky IV: Rocky Vs. Drago - The Ultimate Director’s Cut discussion
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Patrick and Kelly (mostly Patrick) analyze the new, definitive(?) version of fan favorite Rocky IV
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Episode 45: One of Those Weird Episodes Wedged Between Halloween and Thanksgiving
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Since we ran out of time for our proposed Halloween Special, we kick off this episode with a recap of what we watched during the spooky season (3:15) before diving into the highs [Dune] and lows [Last Night in Soho] of the more current Movies We’ve Seen (21:23) since last time segment. TV Talk (57:38) focuses on Only Murders in the Building, amongs…
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This is no time for a lengthy podcast episode description… we have James Bond shit to talk about! And after a short tribute to the late, great Norm Macdonald and a brief synopsis of what we’ve been up to since last time, we do just that, delivering before and after coverage of No Time to Die [Spoiler Alert] for your listening pleasure (11:58). If y…
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Episode 43: Nevermind, Biopics, and Star Trek… Oh My!
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It’s another episode of Movies N Shit, and we’re here to talk some shit about Star Trek before we cover the Movies We’ve Seen (5:15) since last time. And there’s a bunch of ‘em — Stillwater, Reminiscence, The Suicide Squad, some older flicks, plus Kelly’s greatest single-day movie watching accomplishment and our favorite piece of fan feedback yet! …
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Episode 42: The Meaning of the Universe
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In this monumental and wholly satisfying episode, we talk for 20 straight minutes about movie ratings, movie bridges and penis representation on film before we even get to the Movies We’ve Seen (22:08) since last time, including F9, Space Jam 2: the Inferior One, and the dated and problematic West Side Story. TV Talk (1:34:39) includes Dave, Mythic…
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Episode 41: Not Liking Movies is Like Not Liking a White Woman’s Instagram!
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In today’s episode, we set a new podcast record by taking for a solid hour about the Movies We’ve Seen (4:22) since last time, with all kinds of soul-feeding digressions into the genre of Netflix background movies, the repetitiveness of origin stories, the delusional nature of human beings, trilogies and Steven Spielberg in the ‘80s, and just how f…
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Commentary 14: Speed (with movie audio)
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Pop quiz, hot shots, there’s a commentary about a movie about a bomb on a bus. It’s a movie where Keanu Reeves drops adrenaline fueled f bombs, Dennis Hopper holds telephones in the most unnatural way imaginable, Sandra Bullock pulls gum off her seat, and everybody in the LAPD gets fired. That commentary is available right here, right now. What do …
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Commentary 14: Speed (no movie audio)
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Pop quiz, hot shots, there’s a commentary about a movie about a bomb on a bus. It’s a movie where Keanu Reeves drops adrenaline fueled f bombs, Dennis Hopper holds telephones in the most unnatural way imaginable, Sandra Bullock pulls gum off her seat, and everybody in the LAPD gets fired. That commentary is available right here, right now. What do …
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Episode 40: Lordy, Lordy, Movies N Shit is 40 (episodes old)!
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In this landmark episode of Movies N Shit, the fellas discuss the correct viewing order of the Fast and the Furious series before talking Movies They’ve Seen (3:59) since last time, both back in the theaters and at home. TV Talk (33:25) includes thoughts on shows with 26 episode seasons as well as Marvel shows and a return to the OC, bitches! Enter…
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The Oscars sucked this year, but that didn’t stop us from recording our annual Oscar Special!
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Episode 39: “Not Like This” Returns
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This time on Movies N Shit, the fellas talk a lil’ shit about therapy, Ridley Scott, and the Beverly Hills Cop series before discussing Movies They’ve Seen (14:02) since last time, with a special emphasis on the Snyder cut of Justice League (34:37). TV Talk includes thoughts on the Grammys, Derry Girls, and the NCAA tournament (56:24) and Entertain…
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Episode 38: Our Happy Place… Talkin’ Movies
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This time on Movies N Shit, the boys reminisce about the pre-COVID, golden era of Adam Sandler before discussing Movies They’ve Seen (10:00) since last time. TV Talk includes thoughts on the sobering Allen vs Farrow documentary as well as a brief discussion about superheroes and aliens (30:00). Entertainment News (41:11) kicks off with the reopenin…
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Episode 37: We’re 2 years old and may or may not be too old for this sh*t
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On the Movies N Shit 2-year anniversary episode, the boys discuss how cannibalism is problematic and highlight some listener feedback before engaging in a lengthy discussion about Movies We’ve Seen (11:16) since last time. TV Talk includes a fun new show about aliens (52:06); Entertainment News (1:03:22) includes notable losses, new trailers, and t…
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