Topics include: Uses for last season's hi-viz ødegaard shirt Systems that stifle people (Raz at Chelsea and advisors in academia) An extensive breakdown of the injustice dispensed upon Declan Rice including: Twitter reactions catharsis: psychology paper we all read norm violation: 2001 paper on injustice perspective from the first year of teaching …

Topics include: Evolutionary considerations of proper microphone techniques Projecting a workweek onto the game and John McGinn Ball missile tactics An ode to ødegaard The takeaways from a lively but stultifying game that kept Arsenal invincible. Send us a textBy Bishop Sand, Evan Cresswell, Nathaniel Cresswell-Clay

Topics include: The joys of an early morning EPL game The types s---housery that are annoying and the types that are light assault. How Evan got punched in the face during a recent game Love for Ray Hudson's commentary The takeaways from a game that threatened to slip away, but always veered back into control for Mikel and the Arsenal Send us a tex…