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- Nothing is certain except death and heat. - Control is an illusion. - Creative work has 3 Phases - "We Gotta Change the World" 📺 [subscribe to our youtube channel](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCffwLERz7UvBIR8sUVBcPrQ?sub_confirmation=1) 📷 [follow us on instagram](http://isntagram.com/honestlynotevenworried) 🎶 [follow us on tiktok](https://www…

🐬 Our song played on MTV ⏱ 30 Would-You-Rather Questions Answered 🥜 JIF Salmonella Recall 🔪 From The Depths of Horror, We Improvise 📺 youtube channel 📷 follow us on instagram 🎶 follow us on tiktok Timestamps: 0:00 - Intro 1:04 - Our Song "Like Duh" in MTV's "Catfish" 2:55 - 30 Would You Rather Scenarios in Under 13 Minutes 3:10 - 4 Regular Kit-Kats…

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🐓🚸🐿 Nilo saw a chicken cross the road 🐓🚸🐿 🌋🌎📉Total societal collapse by 2040 🌋🌎📉 💆‍♀️❄️💆‍♂️ Unboxing a cold headache hat / reviewing a hair curler 💆‍♀️❄️💆‍♂️

⚾️🏀⚽️ The fun part about baseball games is the other stuff ⚾️🏀⚽️ 💥🥊🥋 Trial by combat instead of attacking comedians on stage 🥋🥊💥

☕️☕️✨🚽🔑✨💩🪵✨ Coffee shops that use bathroom keys are oppressive and misnomers are ruining America. 📱⏱✨🔒📲✨🌳☀️✨ How many hours a day are you on your phone and what app gets the most screen time? 🚣🏼🚣🏾✨🏋️‍♀️🏋🏽‍♂️✨🚴🏻‍♂️🚴🏾‍♂️ We raise the stakes in our fitness rivalry. Watch this space.

Under the Banner of Heaven, Mormons, spelunking, and Marvel bodybuilding.

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The Ultimatum (2022 Netflix) and android assistants are discussed on this week's HNEW podcast. Click here and subscribe to our YouTube page!

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We discuss addiction, trip planning, and the unbreakable confidence of being older. Thank you for listening.

We discuss golden delicious apples, the Apple store, the metaverse, how to scare bears and achieve prostate org*sms (not at the same time.) We discuss the secret techniques used by doctors around the globe to make men quake. Review us on Spotify, please.

Would you rather trip on acid at a carnival or trip on mushroom on a Carnival Cruise? The boys perform their first remote pod, experience some technical difficulty, and talk that spit.

We discuss movie pairs, rumspringa, pop punk and house history with A.J.

We discuss horseback riding, the Mandela effect, iconic movie lines and more with our friend Summer. Intro & outro song: "Like Duh" by remmus (prod. Nilo G & Oatboy)

Blake and Nilo discuss exotic teas, enlightened androids, and party bus murders. The boys discuss the movie Limitless (2011) and real estate.

Nilo and Blake are in the middle of moving - so that's fun (it's not.) Nilo pitches some business ideas to Blake a la Shark Tank and they come up with some jingles. HNEW products g'lore.

The 33rd episode, for which we discuss the beer market, smellcraft, eating through life's phases, and the senior arts. Spotify has ratings for podcasts now, so don't forget to show HNEW some love.

Blake, Nilo, and Hannah - also known as Fat Bread (@fatbreadbakes on instagram) - discuss Nashville food, baking anxieties, Pablo-era Kanye West, piano tuning conspiracy theories, underage drinking, and glucose addictions. Nilo & Blake taste-test Hannah's savory bread pudding.

The 31st episode of the Honestly Not Even Worried podcast highlights a number of Nilo and Blake’s core competencies, masterfully sprinkling bombastic live soundboards and improvised bangers laced with layers of depth and hidden philosophy onto a bed of hot topics including, but not limited to, The Silent Sea, Steely Dan, and the hidden life of Augu…

Kendall Roy drops in, we talk about axe body spray, water beds, cat behavior, and more.

Nilo and Blake are joined by King of Graphics Rudy Lorejo to discuss sleeping under a rock, documenting life, blokus, shed pooing and more.

#vanlife, pooping around the globe, a side of hot chicken, and a review of The Social Network (2010) featuring Shy Niko, Nick and a live studio audience (Kirk, A.J. And Chris.)

🌎 The Tennessee Renaissance Festival in Arrington, Tennessee. 🏰 There’s bound to be a little bit of S&F going on when bards face clergymen and ogres meet kings. 🧙‍♂️ Blake takes the magic route. ⚔️ Nilo stains his chainmail. 🏴‍☠️ Would you rather be a Caribbean Pirate or Norwegian Pirate? 🃏 Would you rather be the Court Jester or the Court Executio…

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the 26th episode, for which Blake and Nilo discuss family visits, cheugy, DIY videos, and trends in design and fashion. support the show by becoming a patron at patreon.com/honestlynotevenworried

the 25th episode, for which blake and nilo discuss marriage, hiking shoes and con men.

the pb&j episode, for which nilo and blake try some sandwiches, talk about bowel movements, and get real philosophical about the triangle of pain and the three brains of the human species.

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the national spinach day episode, for which nilo and blake debate the merits of spinach and kale, the inverse of corned beef, and lightning-induced music obsession. we have KOG @rudylorejo OTP to launch our new Borders for Hoarders initiative.

the Grammy special (thought the grammy's were gonna be today), for which nilo and blake take the conversation through many an unexpected turn. nft's. italian meditations. would you rather be really sweaty or really itchy? @jarvyjarvyjarv is OTP to discuss woofin' felines and whiney caninies.

a music episode, for which Nilo and Blake swap stories, songs and tea. support us at patreon.com/honestlynotevenworried

the ASMR slime mukbang episode, for which nilo and blake discuss sexual awakenings, the winter storm, people named james, and have @adamglab and @malci__ OTP.

the valentine's day episode, for which nilo and blake discuss lil uzi vert, swedish sp*rm donors, and bring @chlsgunn, @timuthyv and @hriffelife on to discuss the joys and foibles all along the relationship spectrum.

the sexual transmutation episode, for which blake and nilo discuss the thrills of a brand new tub and the perils of frequent ej*culation. what was your favorite album from 2003-2005? gamecube or ps2? gamecast? PATREON YOUTUBE INSTAGRAM TWITCH DISCORD

(orig. recorded Dec. 2020) the self-care singularity episode, for which blake and nilo discuss our submissive behavior towards software, the healing properties of water (soapy water, ice water, ocean water etc.) and nilo does a face mask.

the psychic reading episode, for which nilo and blake discuss clown entrepreneurship, morning radio DJ's, and some post-life grandparent participation. psychic dan calls in to give us tarot readings, pour some celeb tea and profile our vibes.

the anti-cult episode, for which we discuss end-of-the-year connection cravings, use a bunch of neil degrasse tyson soundboards for no reason, weigh out the options of being part of a cult, and eat limited edition skittles that had yet to hit the market at the time of recording. kirk is the guest, @chi_niko and @jenpasto are OTP.…

the post-life ghost-life episode, for which blake and nilo discuss japanese cannibal idols, toxic paranormativity, and @spicy.vitamins and @hannahpahl are OTP to search for the truth.

the niece-born-mid-pod episode, for which we sing songs, go back to school, experience various entanglements (nipples etc.) and sitting to piss. @renkville and @oliviazubko are OTP to discuss

PSSST don't tell anybody but our new shirts are out now on honestlynotevenworried.com!!! i only made 50 and a bunch are gone already so go get one! the 11th episode, for which Blake, Chuck and Nilo discuss blue balls, open mic comedy and tripping. Nilo works through a cheese hangover and an actual hangover.…

the inaugural guest episode, for which A.J. Nilo and Blake preview 2 new upcoming songs. sex toy misinformation is spread and signals of attraction are misinterpreted. @chuckplaia and @__goldrush__ bring their wisdom OTP.

the hot fire episode, for which nilo & blake write a UK Grime-inspired song called "Wasteman Picnic." nilo does not want a baklava body, although he is the duke of daylight. and the bishop of bedtime gets spooked. @baileymyown, @njmaker and @grey.gordon are OTP to discuss pizza rolls, bagel bites, quarantine routine, and astrology…