Best Ordell P Carrot Productions Podcasts (2024)

With work on season two paused due to....summer, we thought we'd share our thoughts on the first episode of Lower Decks!By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Pit Woofies On Ice - #25 36:02

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A businessman, a country western star, and a blonde walk into a Romulan Ale House and this is what happens next.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Space Maggots - #24 32:29

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It's dinner time at Starfleet HQ and William T. Riker is hungry. Good thing they saved him a place!By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Frankly Beverly.....#23 42:32

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We get our first peak at the lurid romantic past of Jean-Luc Picard, some time travel, and a little news about Emmanuel LewisBy Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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It Should Have Been Troi - #22 54:15

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Remember that time an oil slick killed Tasha Yar? Well, I bet you didn't know Lwaxana Troi was the secret accomplice?By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Slippery Bev & Flipper Go Shopping - #20 46:19

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It's the episode where they go to the mall and Stan Lee is signing comics. No wait, that's Mall Rats. In any event, learn the secret history of Dr. Crusher's Nana (Visitor) on this exciting episode of Hailing Frequencies Reopened.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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I Don't Want To Be Buried In A Klingon Cemetery - #19 36:23

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The boys from Starfleet pick up some hitchhikers and hi-jinks ensue.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Handshakes & Handwebs - #18 35:03

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There is a deep seeded conspiracy in Starfleet and this episode sets the stage for you to wonder exactly how it will be resolved and wonder you will because it really never is. We also visit the Starfleet Actor's Workshop!By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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A Little Bronson Pinchot Please - #17 28:55

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Real estate developers from the future commit genocide - this week on Star Trek: The Next Generation!By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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The Children's Crusade - #16 35:52

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The Enterprise visits a planet that is hilariously out of touch with science and in desperate need of intelligent leadership. No not Trump's America, Aldea!By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Maybe It's Maybelline- #15 31:04

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The Enterprise picks up a salty old admiral and hi-jinks ensue!By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Riker's Two Trombones - #14 33:58

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The ship is just about empty and Will is on the prowl! He's pretty distracted, but don't worry Wesley is in command. Wait, what?By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Picard Lies and Beverly Tries - #13 41:06

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Yet another seemingly pleasant planet turns out to be anything but, though Riker makes the best of it. Meanwhile, on the Enterprise - D, a holographic plague takes hold.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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The Data Lore - #12 25:28

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Join us and make sure to be Wesley positive as we journey to Data's home world and meet the Galactus of the Star Trek universe.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Bev Gets Her Sexy On - #11 26:05

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Beverly Crusher, a woman approaching 50, learns the basics of hair and makeup in the 1930's, and attracts the attention of a cavalier desk sergeant. Meanwhile, the holodeck goes on the fritz.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Dream A Little Dream Of Someone Else #10 44:50

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Have you heard the one about the Prince & the Plague Ship?By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Just What The Continuum Ordered? - #9 31:56

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Q is back in "Hide and Q" and he wants to play with Picard? Or is it Ryker? We don't know and we doubt the writers do either.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Picard Maneuvers - #8 36:34

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The Stargazer is back! What you never heard of the Stargazer? This is the ship that made the jump to light speed for less than one second!By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Hardbodies: The Star Trek Episode # 7 27:33

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Looking to hear two middle age men discuss the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode that has more in common with soft core porn than it should? Look no further - James & Steve discuss Justice.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Uploaded To The Cloud - #6 28:58

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Picard becomes a being of pure energy and the Enterprise becomes a hotbed of cosmic cannibalism! That's right, it's Lonely Among Us, the 6th episode of Star Trek: The Next GenerationBy Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Don't Worry, Wesley Has This #5 28:17

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The Traveler shows up joined by a very snippy scientist. With the help of Wesley Crusher they take us Where No One Has Gone Before!By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Goblins & Gremlins 30:15

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Meet the Ferengi!By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Wakanda It Ain't #3 26:16

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The boys revisit Code Of Honor and it hasn't gotten any better unfortunately. Is this the worst Star Trek episode of all time?By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Data Did What? - #2 35:08

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Data and Tasha get it on and Geordi doesn't. It's "The Naked Now," the 2nd episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Don't Be Awkward Imzadi - #1 47:08

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Encounter At Farpoint! It all begins here as Steve & James settle in with Picard, Q, and the gang at Farpoint Station.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Episode 36: 'Nuff Said 45:24

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Steve and Gerry conclude their discussion of Marvel's first X-Men film, and talk about the future of mutant cinema and this podcast. With Stan Lee's passing this week, we salute him, Jack Kirby, and all the talented people who made the X-Men such an important part of popular culture. Thanks to all our terrific podcast guests, listeners, and support…

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Episode 35: The War is Still Coming, Charles 35:23

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Professor X visits Magneto in his plastic prison, as they continue their decades-long debate on mutants and humans. With Special Guest Josh Gilliland of The Legal Geeks.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Episode 34: You Running Again? 41:48

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Logan and Rogue say their goodbyes. He entrusts her with his military dogtags, saying "I'll be back for this," before stealing Scott's motorcycle with the raised eyebrow to end all raised eyebrows. With Special Guest Jeff Ferry of the Jay & Silent Bob Minute.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Episode 33: I Hope In Time I May Be Forgiven 50:40

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Professor X and Logan awake in the medbay under Jean's care, and later, Xavier gives him details on the abandoned Alkali Lake facility. The other X-Men watch Mystique masquerading on TV as a newly-penitent Senator Kelly -- who now opposes mutant registration. With Special Guest Jon Garcia of Toy Story Minute and Dueling Genre Productions.…

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Episode 32: Hey, This One's Alive. 42:43

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Logan cuts Rogue free, but she is near death and doesn't respond. He touches her bare skin, sharing his healing factor, leaving him cut, bleeding badly, and unconscious. As the team's Blackbird flies away with them, we see Magneto helpless, as the NYPD unwittingly comes to Mystique's aid. With Special Guest Miles Stokes of Jay & Miles X-Plain The X…

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Episode 31: Thanks. Don't Mention It. 45:04

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The X-Men come together and strategically use their powers in a last minute effort to stop Magneto. Hell, Logan even calls Scott "Cyclops" ... now that's teamwork! With Special Guest Zach Luna of the Spider-Man Minute.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Episode 30: You Owe Me A Scream 30:04

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Magneto dramatically flies into the sky beside the Statue of Liberty, and transfers his powers to Rogue, enabling the device to power up. Logan battles Sabretooth (who soon regrets not having Maritime insurance) atop Liberty's crown. With Special Guest Michael Benjamin of the New York Post.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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X-Minutes Special 5: And Then There Were Two 18:44

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Lo, the Old Order Changeth! Learn about what's new with X-Minutes and what @slastoe and @OBrienNYC have been watching and enjoying lately.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Episode 29: I Thought You Lived At A School? 37:07

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Magneto subdues the X-Men while taunting their ignorance of electrical conductivity. He prepares to unleash his mutant-inducing wave on the unsuspecting world leaders.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Episode 28: Electrified Toads, And Scott Is Still A Dick 53:49

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In the Liberty Island Museum, the X-Men are forcibly split up as Storm gives Toad a lesson on the inductive theory of thunderstorm electrification, while Mystique battles Logan as his doppelganger. The best (and worst) dialogue in the film! With Special Guest Chris Braaten from the More Gooder Than Podcast.…

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Episode 27: What Would You Prefer? Yellow Spandex? 45:06

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A snazzy 3D display helps the X-Men map their approach to Liberty Island. On arrival, the team discovers Magneto's alteration to the Statue, where Rogue is about to be used for a horrible purpose. With Special Guest Ryan Pagella from the Mutant Ages podcast.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Episode 26: The World's Powerful Will Be Just Like Us 46:35

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Toad and Sabretooth eliminate UN security, while Magneto and Mystique take Rogue -- and the machine that conveys mutant powers on humans -- to Liberty Island. With Special Guest Alex Thompson from Galaxy Quest Minute.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Episode 25: If Anything Happens, I'll Take Care Of Them 37:28

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Cerebro badly injures Professor X after Mystique switched its toner cartridges around. Scott bares his soul and makes a vow to his comatose mentor. Jean Gray fixes Cerebro's toner problem, then uses the machine to pinpoint Rogue's location. With Special Guest Zach Jenkins from the XavierFiles and Battle of the Atom podcast.…

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Episode 24: You've Got One Less Person To Be Afraid Of 29:04

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Storm comforts Senator Kelly in his final moments, as the ultimate effect of Magneto's weapon against humanity becomes horrifyingly clear.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Episode 23: Welcome To The Future ... Brother 55:42

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Professor Xavier goes full Vulcan Mind Meld on Senator Kelly, learning how Rogue fits into Magneto's scheme. With Very Special Guest Jordan D. White, Editor of Marvel's X-Men Comics line.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Episode 22: Fight With You? Become An X-Man? 49:30

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Logan rejects teamwork and vows to find Rogue “the traditional way.” Newly-mutated Senator Kelly arrives at the Mansion in distress. With Special Guests Jonathan Carlisle & Tabitha Carlisle of the upcoming UHF Minute.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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X-Minutes Special 4: Spoiler-filled Ant-Man & Wasp Discussion/Tribute to Steve Ditko 48:17

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You'll be exiled to the Quantum Realm if you listen before seeing Ant-Man & the Wasp! Plus a special tribute to Steve Ditko, co-creator of Dr. Strange and Spider-Man.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Episode 21: Whoever Said I Wanted You? 44:21

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Magneto stops a train and plays marionette with Logan's adamantium-covered skeleton before kidnapping Rogue; a telepathic/telekinetic confrontation between police, Magneto, and Xavier leads to a very tense moment. With Special Guest Cassandra Fredrickson of The Lord of the Rings Minute.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Episode 20: Scream For Me 26:52

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Cyclops and Storm scower the train station for Rogue, but Toad and Sabretooth make things complicated for them and many unfortunate commuters.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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X-Minutes - Week Off! 3:25

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Sorry merry mutants, but we will not have a new episode this week. If you want to check out some other stuff we've worked on, or are working on, listen to this quickie, and we'll be back in a week!By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Episode 19: Give These Geeks One More Shot 50:24

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Logan steals Scott's motorcycle and feels the need for speed. Onboard the train, he admits to Rogue that Xavier is the real deal. With Special Guest Jay Edidin from Jay and Miles X-plain the X-Men.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Episode 18: Maybe It's His Way With People 49:54

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Cyclops discounts Logan's people skills. Professor X uses Cerebro to scan the globe for Rogue's mutant signature. With Special Guest Jim O'Kane from the Rocketeer Minute and Airport Minute, and the new Apollo 13 Minute.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Episode 17: Rogue! Bobby! What Have You Done! 38:34

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Mystique impersonates Bobby "Iceman" Drake to guilt Rogue into leaving the safety of the X-Mansion. With Special Guest Donnie Carr from the More Gooder Than Podcast.By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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Episode 16: Hot Dogs & Naked Senators 44:05

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Mutant-hating Senator Kelly discovers how gross his new powers really are before he strolls out of the ocean onto a crowded beach in his birthday suit. With Special Guest Kat Venditti of Comicsverse.com. Plus our preferred hot dog condiments!By Ordell P. Carrot Productions

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