This week, we can see your dirty pillows as we go to prom with 1976's Carrie! We'll talk about the weird nudity to open the movie, discuss our own prom experiences, and welcome the return of Hungry Man dinner talks! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

It's time to bring another season to a close and give awards to our favorite (and not so favorite) movies from out remake season! And be sure to listen until the end for a very special announcement for our Patreon! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

It's time to ask "What are y'all doing with that dead body?" as we talk about one of the best horror remakes of all-time, 2003's The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. We'll talk about a weird feud with a star of the movie. talk about HOT MEAT, and discuss how Gavin still hasn't forgiven his friend Clay for leaving him at the movies to watch this alone! Supp…

Get ready to watch all the best parts of the first four Friday the 13th movies as we check out 2009's remake! This movie has it all: a fantastic cold open, mannequin love, and stupendous tits! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

Y'all want an extra episode for a newer movie? Well here ya go, as we discuss all things Late Night with the Devil! We're talking hypnosis, our favorite late night moments, and pitching our brand new funeral-themed prank show! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

This week, we're heading to place off Ocean Avenue as we do another Patreon Picks episode for 2005's The Amityville Horror! We're talking all things Ryan Reynolds abs, hot babysitters trying to seduce teens, and the truly evil housing market! If you'd like to help pick movies for us to cover, support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://…

It's time for a Patreon Picks episode! We're heading back to the 70's as we check out the remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers! We'll break down mud tubs, how to find out if you significant other is a pod person, and dogs with human faces! If you'd like to help pick movies for us to cover, support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https:/…

We're heading back to the mall as we cover 2004's Dawn of the Dead remake! We'll discuss shower sex, that weird Down with the Sickness interlude, and try to figure out the science of zombie babies! Oh, and this is still the best thing Zack Snyder has ever done! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGe…

They're Coming to Get You, Barbara... Wait, haven't we done this one already? This week, we're covering 1990s Night of the Living Dead remake, a remake that might be too similar to the original. We'll discuss what's different from the original, how grumpy Tom Savini is, and get real curious about funeral wear! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on…

Be afraid, be very afraid as this week we are getting ooey and gooey with 1986's The Fly! This David Cronenberg classic has everything: Deepthroat vomit noises, using science to get laid, and Jeff Goldblum being an absolute daddy at age 34! So grab your baboon best friend and get ready to arm-wrestle for a girl at a bar, because things are about to…

Who is ready for the most un-fun version of Freddy Kreuger ever as we tackle 2010's A Nightmare on Elm Street remake! We'll defend Jackie Earle Haley's portrayal, talk about that almost twist, and decide the worst place to kiss your new girlfriend! You're in our world now, bitch! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.c…

We're kicking off our remake season with one of the most vulgar and white-trashifications of any movie with Rob Zombie's Halloween! Oh, and Brent is back so I guess that's cool too? We'll discuss scenes that were improvised, share stories of teachers swearing, and talk about that super unnecessary and EDGY scene from the Director's Cut! It's time t…

Curious what we offer over on Patreon? We'll here's a fun bonus episode we did covering Michael Jackson's iconic video for Thriller! We'll discuss what makes the video so good, address the controversial figure of Michael Jackson, and break down the Thriller dance! Oh, and this podcast absolutely embraces the occult! If you want access to 11 more bo…

This week, Tennah McDonald returns as guest host to help cover another BI-SEXUAL AWAKENING classic in 2009's "Jennifer's Body"! We'll discuss Megan Fox hotness, guess which pop punk bands could've replaced Adam Brody, and deliver the most sexual episode of all-time (or at least since last week)! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https…

It's time to get vampire levels of horny with guest host Tennah McDonald as we discuss Queen of the Damned! We're talking all things Nu Metal, sexual awakenings caused by Aaliyah, and disrespect Gene Wilder in the most unexpected way! You can check out Tennah's podcast Spicy Magic Vibes here!

This week, we're talking about found-footage hidden gem The Last Exorcism! And to help us do that, we've enlisted the help of comedian and former youth pastor Drew Davis! We'll talk what it would take to do an exorcism, youth group teen pregnancy, and discuss what the real c-word actually is! Check out all things Drew Davis here! *There were some a…

It's time to go Graboid hunting with guest host Tyson Cox as we discuss the creature-feature classic Tremors! We'll discuss what a feminist masterpiece Tremors is, what makes the series so good, and contemplate a lot of things about Jamie Kennedy. Broke into the wrong goddamn podcast, didn't you, you bastard! For all things Tyson Cox, click here! S…

This week, it's all about evil that has residence as we're talking about 2002's Resident Evil! And because it is based on a video game, who better to help talk about it than the Cripple Threat of comedy himself, Ryan Niemiller! We'll discuss things what a coward he is, discuss the difficulty of using the bathroom in the Spencer Mansion, and survive…

You unlock this podcast with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of jokes about Burgess Meredith, a dimension of smoking on planes, a dimension of Barbaras. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas and obscure wrestling references. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone. T…

We're back from break and talking about a movie that everyone definitely loves, Skinamarink! We'll discuss all things walls, walls that are blue, and walls that are blue but upside down! We also do have an actual discussion about one of the most polarizing (and some might say pretentious) horror movies of the past decade! Support "They're Coming to…

Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! WHO'S NEXT?! It's time to cover the disaster of a movie that is 2005's Santa's Slay, starring Bret Hart's favorite wrestler, GOLDBERG! We'll give a brief history of Goldberg, wonder why James Caan took this movie, and just honestly try to make it through this thing! Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/The…

Don't answer the phone unless you want to upset Billy! This week' we're discussing the 1974 holiday-slasher classic "Black Christmas!" We'll discuss all things women's rights, explain what "waffle stomping" is, and make the worst joke we've ever made on the show! Enjoy, you pretty pink piggy.... Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https…

It's time for a Patreon Picks episode! And because it is the holiday season, they naturally chose 1999's Sleepy Hollow? They people have spoken and they want to hear all about Johnny Depp and the headless horseman! We'll unravel how spooky Tim Burton is, discuss "Mr. Darcy" movies, and agree with everything Ray Park has ever done! Try not to lose y…

Things are about to get weird this week as we cover the 1997 cult-classic Jack Frost! Yeah, it's the killer snowman movie that's so bad that it might be the best movie ever! We'll discuss all things snowman science, break-down the Shannon Elizabeth scene, and somehow reference Sylvestor Stallone in the most unexpected way! There must have been some…

This week, we're getting cold, dark, and bloody as we cover 2007's vampire comic-book adaptation "30 Days of Night!" We'll talk about how they made vampires scary, Josh Hartnett's hair progression, and reference rapper Riff Raff! Bundle up and enjoy! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

We can't believe it has come to this, but in honor of Thanksgiving, we are covering the 2007 "movie" Thankskilling. Just...why? Please enjoy our collectively suffering as we try to make sense of why this exists. Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

It's time to give out some Barbies for season 5! Who will win Best Final Girl, Best Kill, and Best Nudity (of which we didn't have a lot of)! Thank you to our wonderful Patreon supporters for helping us pick winners! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

It's time for a Patreon requested episode as we finally cover 2022's sleeper-hit BARBARIAN! We'll talk about sharing an Airbnb with a stranger, discuss the crazy monster in the movies, and accidentally stumble onto topics we have no business discussing! Oh, and we come up with some incredible band names! How much square-footage does this podcast ha…

This week, we're getting gruesome and bloody with Terrifier 2! We'll discuss all the effects and gore, Art the Clown as a horror icon, and weirdly be grateful about one certain aspect about the series! Also, this isn't Brent's cup of tea at all which is always the best! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreC…

Happy Halloween, Barbaras! For today's most spooktacular episode, we're covering one of the best entries in the Halloween franchise: Halloween H20! We're talking all things CGI masks, LL Cool J's melon breasts, and discussing what a good ending this was for the franchise and how they never made any more movies after this! Grab your fire ax and scre…

It's time to get nostalgic with 1991's Ernest Scared Stupid! We'll break down what a good character actor Jim Varney was, just how scary this kids movie is, and discuss the finer things in life like square cafeteria pizza! Grab a glass of miak and enjoy! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

This week, we're discussing one of the scariest movies ever made: Sinister. This 2012 movie traumatized Gavin and continues to do so! This week, we'll discuss all the scare video tapes, how cool is Baghuul, and whether or not something is standing right behind you! This one is an all-time great episode (if we do say so)!…

This week we're ruining childhoods by covering the 1998 Disney Channel Original Movie "Halloweentown!" We'll try to figure out if the plot makes sense, talk smack about goblin boys, and somehow make discussing this family-friendly movie one of our most vulgar episodes! Halloween is cool! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.p…

We'd like to play a game...for a 10th time! This week, we're talking all things Saw X, the latest entry in the SAW franchise! We're talking all things traps, Jigsaw as a good guy, and traps involving things in our butts! It's another very high-brow episode you'd come to expect from us! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.pat…

This week, we're burying animals in some sour ground as we talk 1989's Pet Sematary! We're opening up old wounds that we saved for the air, doing terrible Jud Crandall impressions, and going full WORLDSTAR on a funeral fight. Sometimes dead is better... Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

Another season is in the books! Who are the big winners from season 5?! Also, we give big ol' tease of what we have planned for a jam-packed Halloween season! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

Grab your creepiest doll and get ready to play Hide & Clap as we cover 2013's The Conjuring! We're breaking down how influential this series is, discuss if the Warrens are for real, and talk about missed opportunities for Raggedy Anne! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

It's time to enter The Conjuring Universe just in time for The Nun Chapter II as we cover 2018's The Nun! We'll trauma bond over Catholic school experiences, talk about jump-scares, and try to make an entertaining episode out of a movie that's not very good! Where's Annabelle when you need her?! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https…

This week, we're taking a trip to France as we watch 2003's High Tension! We'll discuss all things French EXTREME horror, that severed head scene, and do some actually insightful analysis on some of the problematic themes presented in the movie! Also, let's bond after how bad we all feel after watching it! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Pat…

This podcast is a boys best friend! This week, we're talking about the 1960 film Psycho! We talk all things Alfred Hitchcock, the weirdness of the trailer for Psycho, and knocking the bottom out some ladies. And if things get weird, it's ok: We all go a little mad sometimes! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Th…

This weeks episode is eating your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti because we're talking about 1991's The Silence of the Lambs! We'll talk all things Hannibal, Clarice being a woman in a man's world, and Multiple Miggs being Spider-Man! And yes, Brent can smell your... Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon…

It's time for the Fight of the Year for 2003 as we cover Freddy vs Jason! In this episode, we'll talk to long road to production for the movie, how the film holds up 20 years later, and how a member of Destiny's Child uses a slur! Place your bets! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

Is Tamara home? This week we're discussing the 2018's The Strangers Prey at Night! We'll discuss the scariness of the series, our fun camping trip to the location where the movie was shot, and discuss the definition of what a "double bagger" is! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

It's time to tiptoe through the tulips and head into The Further as we cover 2010's Insidious! We're talking all things jump scares, the cost of real-estate, and how the red-face demon is absolutely serving looks! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

It's senior year and we're heading to France on Flight 180 as we cover 2000's Final Destination! We'll break down how elaborate the kills are, the etiquette of poop friends, and how annoying Sean William Scott is! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

In less than an hour, aircrafts from here will join Brent and Gavin from around the world and they will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind as they discuss 1996's Independence Day! We'll discuss Will Smith's star power, discuss how scary the concept of aliens blowing everything up is, and swap strip club stories! Today,…

Here's a between seasons treat just for you! This week, we're watching 1985's Return of the Living Dead, a horror comedy that is actually both horror and comedy! We'll discuss the how iconic Tarman is, how any of these characters are friends, and of course, talk in-depth about Trash being naked in the cemetery! Grab your Trioxon 245 and SEND MORE L…

It's time to hand out some awards and make some jokes about the movies we watched in season 4! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patre on. https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

We have come here to chew bubblegum and record a podcast about 1988's They Live, and we're all out of bubblegum! This week we're making wrestling references, discussing one of the greatest fight scenes in cinema history, and discuss the ethics of reading a magazine in a drug store! Also, PUT ON THE GLASSES! Feel free to CONSUME by supporting "They'…

Grab some water and head to class as we discuss 1998's The Faculty! This movie has everything: the T-1000 as a football coach, Josh Hartnett's weird hair, and SCAT, the coolest drug sold out of the back of a Pontiac GTO! Be sure to listen to this episode as it's guaranteed to JACK YOU UP! .Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon. https://www…