We're back with another Patreon Picks episode and we are heading deep into the forest for 2011's The Cabin in the Woods! We'll uncover all the fun Easter Eggs, discuss the most expensive prop in the film, and sully the good name of Treebeard from Lord of the Rings! Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content! https:…

IT'S SHOWTIME! because we are talking about 1988's Beetlejuice! We'll talk all things Tim Burton, spooky goth girls, and our favorite knock-off Halloween costumes! And we'll undoubtedly alienate any new listeners who stumble upon this podcast because of the new movie coming out! Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus c…

It's time for a Patreon Picks episode as chosen by our Patreon supporters! And they chose the 2010 underrated horror-comedy Tucker and Dale vs Evil! We'll discuss the hilarious concept of the movie and go on some classic tangents involving Weezer and America's greatest export! Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus con…

Just in time for the new remake, we're covering 1994's The Crow! We'll discuss the tragedy surrounding Brandon Lee's on-set death, talk about how this hit one of us at just the right time in our life, and spend a lot of time talking about WCW Sting. It can't rain all the time... Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus c…

In space, no one can hear this podcast...but luckily you can as we're finally covering 1979's Alien! We're talking about getting paid in space, goddamn robots, and debunking a very hairy rumor! Put on your favorite pair of jeans as we get comfy and let a childless cat lady save the day! Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for…

Yeah, it's the bad Winnie the Pooh horror movie you keep hearing about, I don't what else you want us to say. But we'll do our best to keep it entertaining as we educate you about the public domain, discuss introducing your fiancé to your imaginary friends, and try to tell British women apart...again! Thank you so much for supporting the podcast an…

This weeks episode was chosen by our loyal Patreon subscribers and they chose the found-footage classic Paranormal Activity! We'll discuss the movie's microbudget, how to say "ouija", and discuss Brent's scandalous sleeping attire! Also, Gavin is more unhinged than usual! Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content!…

This podcast isn't gonna bring your dad back! But we will gladly talk about the 1996 disaster movie classic Twister! We'll talk all things storm chasers, weird guests we had in school, and debunk a Canadian urban legend you've probably heard! Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content! https://www.patreon.com/Theyr…

We're headed to the morgue for 2016's underrated classic "The Autopsy of Jane Doe!" We'll discuss Joe Bob Briggs, Stevie Nicks fashion, and a Myrtle Beach story with an unexpected ending! Y'all want it wild or mild!? Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

It's time once again to give out some awards and recognition for the movies we watched in Season 9? How will a movie like Jurassic Park fair in certain categories? Did we all have the same worst movie pick? Listen and find out! Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

This is gonna be the best night of our lives as we cover 1997's I Know What You Did Last Summer! We'll be talking about our favorite crab-based pranks, tell our versions of the hook-man story, and warn you about the dangers of Beezlebub's Grundle! Happy 4th of July! Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content! https…

We're wrapping up the X trilogy with 2024's MAXXXINE! Enjoy our discussion on nudie booths, showing off a fresh-corpse to a crowd of bystanders, and us trying to seem smart while talking about giallo! Oh, and your balls are gonna hurt after this one! Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content! https://www.patreon.c…

But I'm a star! And so is 2022's X follow-up/prequel Pearl! Find out all about why Pearl is the way she is, appreciate the finer aspects of technicolor, discuss how smooth a projectionist can be, and get sucked into a conversation about Five Finger Death Punch on vinyl! This episode kind of got away from us... Want more They're Coming to Get You? S…

It's time to get smutty as we check out 2022's X! We'll share our favorite adult film tropes, discuss the horrors of aging, and advise against Kid Cudi (and his MEAT) being your third. This might be our horniest episode yet! Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

For this month's Patreon Picks episode, we're finally doing one of the most requested movies, Hereditary! We'll talk about all the ways this movie personally traumatized us, discuss bringing your weird sister to a party, and absolutely lose our heads over a certain scene! Oh, and Toni Collette should've gotten an Oscar for this movie!…

It's our 100th episode! And in honor of that, we are going big with 1993's Jurassic Park! We'll talk fond memories of toys, goon over daddy Goldblum, and discuss how old the Earth actually is! Also, we've got all the inside jokes and callbacks to the prior 99 episodes. We truly appreciate all the support you've given over the past 100 episodes and …

Pack your sleeping bag and get ready to head to Camp Arawak because we're visiting 1983's Sleepaway Camp! We'll discuss all things problematic, how good the cooks Sloppy-Joes have to be, and discuss the finer details of jeans as athletic wear! Be sure to check out the article referenced in this episode for a more in-depth discussion about the movie…

It's time for a Patreon Picks episode and we are heading to Korea for the 2016 zombie film Train to Busan! We'll discuss all things K-drama, try to not be problematic, and discuss the worst gift to receive! Grab your ticket for a high-octane thrill-ride! Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

This week, we're pledging Theta Pi as we cover 2009's Sorority Row! We'll discuss sorority life, parents who let kids drink in the house, and realize we never got invited to the cool parties! Special shout-out to Patreon subscriber Michael Caley who requested this episode! Get well soon, Barbara! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! http…

The boys checked out the latest entry The Strangers franchise! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

This week we're invading your home with 2008's The Strangers! We talk about things you shouldn't do at a wedding, discuss Mormon missionaries for way too long, and theorize how this all could have been avoided! Why did we do this episode? Because you were home! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGe…

This week, we can see your dirty pillows as we go to prom with 1976's Carrie! We'll talk about the weird nudity to open the movie, discuss our own prom experiences, and welcome the return of Hungry Man dinner talks! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

It's time to bring another season to a close and give awards to our favorite (and not so favorite) movies from out remake season! And be sure to listen until the end for a very special announcement for our Patreon! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

It's time to ask "What are y'all doing with that dead body?" as we talk about one of the best horror remakes of all-time, 2003's The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. We'll talk about a weird feud with a star of the movie. talk about HOT MEAT, and discuss how Gavin still hasn't forgiven his friend Clay for leaving him at the movies to watch this alone! Supp…

Get ready to watch all the best parts of the first four Friday the 13th movies as we check out 2009's remake! This movie has it all: a fantastic cold open, mannequin love, and stupendous tits! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

Y'all want an extra episode for a newer movie? Well here ya go, as we discuss all things Late Night with the Devil! We're talking hypnosis, our favorite late night moments, and pitching our brand new funeral-themed prank show! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

This week, we're heading to place off Ocean Avenue as we do another Patreon Picks episode for 2005's The Amityville Horror! We're talking all things Ryan Reynolds abs, hot babysitters trying to seduce teens, and the truly evil housing market! If you'd like to help pick movies for us to cover, support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://…

It's time for a Patreon Picks episode! We're heading back to the 70's as we check out the remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers! We'll break down mud tubs, how to find out if you significant other is a pod person, and dogs with human faces! If you'd like to help pick movies for us to cover, support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https:/…

We're heading back to the mall as we cover 2004's Dawn of the Dead remake! We'll discuss shower sex, that weird Down with the Sickness interlude, and try to figure out the science of zombie babies! Oh, and this is still the best thing Zack Snyder has ever done! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGe…

They're Coming to Get You, Barbara... Wait, haven't we done this one already? This week, we're covering 1990s Night of the Living Dead remake, a remake that might be too similar to the original. We'll discuss what's different from the original, how grumpy Tom Savini is, and get real curious about funeral wear! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on…

Be afraid, be very afraid as this week we are getting ooey and gooey with 1986's The Fly! This David Cronenberg classic has everything: Deepthroat vomit noises, using science to get laid, and Jeff Goldblum being an absolute daddy at age 34! So grab your baboon best friend and get ready to arm-wrestle for a girl at a bar, because things are about to…

Who is ready for the most un-fun version of Freddy Kreuger ever as we tackle 2010's A Nightmare on Elm Street remake! We'll defend Jackie Earle Haley's portrayal, talk about that almost twist, and decide the worst place to kiss your new girlfriend! You're in our world now, bitch! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.c…

We're kicking off our remake season with one of the most vulgar and white-trashifications of any movie with Rob Zombie's Halloween! Oh, and Brent is back so I guess that's cool too? We'll discuss scenes that were improvised, share stories of teachers swearing, and talk about that super unnecessary and EDGY scene from the Director's Cut! It's time t…

Curious what we offer over on Patreon? We'll here's a fun bonus episode we did covering Michael Jackson's iconic video for Thriller! We'll discuss what makes the video so good, address the controversial figure of Michael Jackson, and break down the Thriller dance! Oh, and this podcast absolutely embraces the occult! If you want access to 11 more bo…

This week, Tennah McDonald returns as guest host to help cover another BI-SEXUAL AWAKENING classic in 2009's "Jennifer's Body"! We'll discuss Megan Fox hotness, guess which pop punk bands could've replaced Adam Brody, and deliver the most sexual episode of all-time (or at least since last week)! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https…

It's time to get vampire levels of horny with guest host Tennah McDonald as we discuss Queen of the Damned! We're talking all things Nu Metal, sexual awakenings caused by Aaliyah, and disrespect Gene Wilder in the most unexpected way! You can check out Tennah's podcast Spicy Magic Vibes here!

This week, we're talking about found-footage hidden gem The Last Exorcism! And to help us do that, we've enlisted the help of comedian and former youth pastor Drew Davis! We'll talk what it would take to do an exorcism, youth group teen pregnancy, and discuss what the real c-word actually is! Check out all things Drew Davis here! *There were some a…

It's time to go Graboid hunting with guest host Tyson Cox as we discuss the creature-feature classic Tremors! We'll discuss what a feminist masterpiece Tremors is, what makes the series so good, and contemplate a lot of things about Jamie Kennedy. Broke into the wrong goddamn podcast, didn't you, you bastard! For all things Tyson Cox, click here! S…

This week, it's all about evil that has residence as we're talking about 2002's Resident Evil! And because it is based on a video game, who better to help talk about it than the Cripple Threat of comedy himself, Ryan Niemiller! We'll discuss things what a coward he is, discuss the difficulty of using the bathroom in the Spencer Mansion, and survive…

You unlock this podcast with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of jokes about Burgess Meredith, a dimension of smoking on planes, a dimension of Barbaras. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas and obscure wrestling references. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone. T…

We're back from break and talking about a movie that everyone definitely loves, Skinamarink! We'll discuss all things walls, walls that are blue, and walls that are blue but upside down! We also do have an actual discussion about one of the most polarizing (and some might say pretentious) horror movies of the past decade! Support "They're Coming to…

Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! WHO'S NEXT?! It's time to cover the disaster of a movie that is 2005's Santa's Slay, starring Bret Hart's favorite wrestler, GOLDBERG! We'll give a brief history of Goldberg, wonder why James Caan took this movie, and just honestly try to make it through this thing! Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/The…

Don't answer the phone unless you want to upset Billy! This week' we're discussing the 1974 holiday-slasher classic "Black Christmas!" We'll discuss all things women's rights, explain what "waffle stomping" is, and make the worst joke we've ever made on the show! Enjoy, you pretty pink piggy.... Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https…

It's time for a Patreon Picks episode! And because it is the holiday season, they naturally chose 1999's Sleepy Hollow? They people have spoken and they want to hear all about Johnny Depp and the headless horseman! We'll unravel how spooky Tim Burton is, discuss "Mr. Darcy" movies, and agree with everything Ray Park has ever done! Try not to lose y…

Things are about to get weird this week as we cover the 1997 cult-classic Jack Frost! Yeah, it's the killer snowman movie that's so bad that it might be the best movie ever! We'll discuss all things snowman science, break-down the Shannon Elizabeth scene, and somehow reference Sylvestor Stallone in the most unexpected way! There must have been some…

This week, we're getting cold, dark, and bloody as we cover 2007's vampire comic-book adaptation "30 Days of Night!" We'll talk about how they made vampires scary, Josh Hartnett's hair progression, and reference rapper Riff Raff! Bundle up and enjoy! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

We can't believe it has come to this, but in honor of Thanksgiving, we are covering the 2007 "movie" Thankskilling. Just...why? Please enjoy our collectively suffering as we try to make sense of why this exists. Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

It's time to give out some Barbies for season 5! Who will win Best Final Girl, Best Kill, and Best Nudity (of which we didn't have a lot of)! Thank you to our wonderful Patreon supporters for helping us pick winners! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou…

It's time for a Patreon requested episode as we finally cover 2022's sleeper-hit BARBARIAN! We'll talk about sharing an Airbnb with a stranger, discuss the crazy monster in the movies, and accidentally stumble onto topics we have no business discussing! Oh, and we come up with some incredible band names! How much square-footage does this podcast ha…

This week, we're getting gruesome and bloody with Terrifier 2! We'll discuss all the effects and gore, Art the Clown as a horror icon, and weirdly be grateful about one certain aspect about the series! Also, this isn't Brent's cup of tea at all which is always the best! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreC…