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Chris and Matt are two guys who used to perform stand-up and improvisational comedy together until life took them their separate ways. They have since reunited, older and wiser, well, older. Each week they take on two semi-trending stories and discuss them for 15 minutes each, giving out their best takeaways, perspectives, and insightful humor along the way.
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In no way affiliated with the Bill Simmons Podcast from the CEO of The Ringer, this weekly (?) show is an irreverent skewering of the previous week's episodes of the BSPod. Knife_guy approved (but he's washed anyway). Support this podcast: https://www.patreon.com/bspodpod
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Love and Marriage...Go Together Like a Hobby Horse and Carriage
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In which we discuss a woman who is so enamored with herself that she got married to herself as well as the sport of hobby horse that is taking Europe by storm. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the e…
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In which we discuss a woman who complained and was brought to tears over the amount of homework for her kindergartner as well as the most brutal obituary that became a viral sensation. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things…
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In which we discuss a hiking work retreat that went awry as well as a woman who leaves her panties in places for people to find. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would lov…
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Killing Your Wife and Other Unattractive Hobbies
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In which we discuss a plot where a man poisons his wife in order to get with his stepdaughter as well as the most unattractive hobbies a man can have. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (o…
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In which we discuss an unruly customer at Applebee's as well as a man unhappy with dating apps so he bought a billboard to advertise himself as a single man. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the epi…
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In which we discuss Disney using their streaming service as a defense against a wrongful death lawsuit as well as a makeshift aquarium in Brooklyn. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or d…
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In which we discuss a woman who pleads er case on TikTok as to why she will not return her grocery cart as well as two Yale researchers whose interview went fine until it was over and was still recorded. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitt…
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I'll Give You My Luggage When You Pry It From My Cold Dead Hands
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In which we talk about a man who had a maybe the worst bad dream ever as well as the crackdown in Japan on electric luggage. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it…
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In which we discuss the true species that is Hello Kitty as well as Pepper, the world's most foul mouthed parrot. Follow Pepper at www.instagram.com/twospicyparrots #Olean #hellokitty Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.…
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In which we discuss a mother who went viral for admitting how much easier her life will be when her dogs are dead as well as the annual cat tour in Minneapolis. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the …
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In which we discuss the tale as old as time of a man from Arkansas falling in love with a stripper from Las Vegas as well as a mom who charges other parents for a play-date with her own child. Special guest Stephen Madison Follow Stephen at: https://www.instagram.com/avant_gardesketches as well as: https://cara.app/avant-gardesketches Send us a tex…
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In this live episode we discuss an office robot that committed suicide as well as an online gamer that took his game so seriously that he was willing to travel to commit murder. A big thank you to our crew who helped to make this episode a success and a shout out to @randomalleycat for their continued support and engagement. Send us a text Follow T…
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In which we discuss a man named Alex who is selling fractional shares of himself to investors as well as a museum visitor who ate some art off the wall because he skipped breakfast. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.co…
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In which we discuss a town in Germany who have found a creative way to get rid of their pigeon problem as well as Martin Shkreli and his legal trouble with a Wu Tang album. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you …
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In which we talk about the controversy surrounding Major League Eating legend Joey Chestnut as well as D.A.N. the perfect man who may be too good to be real. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the epi…
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In which we discuss a woman who got arrested for repeatedly calling 911 and perhaps faking a seizure as well as Alice, the rescued goldfish found on a lawn. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the epis…
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In which we discuss the method of warfare used by North Korea to torture South Korea as well as an athletic director who exacts his revenge on his principal by using AI. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enj…
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In which we try to discuss Apple's Top 100 albums of all time as well as the infamous rat hole in Chicago. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a …
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In which we talk about a lady who tried to use her dead uncle to get a $3400 loan from a bank as well as the first ever AI Beauty Pageant put on by Fanvue. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episo…
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In which we talk about perhaps the greatest prank of all time involving pizza as well as a 4 year old boy who was fined $50 for peeing at a park. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or did…
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In which we discuss the lawsuit against Mike Tyson for punching a fellow passenger on a plane as well as a social media influencer who claims to be the Chinese Kobe Bryant. A YouTube live recording. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.co…
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In which we talk about a grandmother who was scolded for taking her grandchildren to Epcot as well as a mother who wanted to throw a "fiver" birthday party for her 1 year old. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If y…
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In which we discuss the most clueless Uber rider and the most generous Uber driver as well as a woman who bought the most expensive sandwich at Subway. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (…
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In which we discuss a viral video that claims SNL has never hired a "hot" woman as well as a Filipino villager who has become a local celebrity for his 35th annual crucifixion. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If …
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In which we discuss a former teacher's OnlyFans account still affecting her career as well as an angry dad who went so far as to involve the police to get his kid out of homework. @twoguystalkingaboutlettuce #twoguystalkingaboutlettuce Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwot…
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In which we discuss the story of two friends who literally lose their legs to commit fraud as well as an airline nepo baby who can fly anywhere, anytime like a boss. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed…
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In which we talk about a a rude guest and a blackmailing host of Airbnb as well as a man who has managed to live in a hotel in Manhattan for the last 5 years for free. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoy…
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In which we talk about an influencer who deserves a free meal from The Lucky Ramen as well as two men that have a LOT in common on a flight to Thailand. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode …
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In which we talk about a Willy Wonka experience that did not quite live up to expectations as well as Tesla ordering a whole bunch of pies. @thegivingpies Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episod…
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In which we discuss the exploits of a man who got caught dating and ghosting multiple women as well as a marathon runner who was disqualified. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't…
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In our first episode of Season 4 we talk about a lady who claims she's not dead as well as the consequences of stealing coffee in Japan. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we w…
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In which we talk about a bad neighbor and a wedding venue as well as the culture of Lookmaxxing. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Wh…
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In which we take a moment (or two hours) to celebrate the 100th episode of Two Guys Two Things with a YouTube live episode complete with phone calls from viewers. Thank you to all who called in and listened. @AJSanfi @PodcastStoryof @Goodpods tough_shit_the_podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tough-sh-t/id1536366831 Send us a text Follow …
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In which we talk about the viral list of where NOT to take a woman out on a first date as well as a 4th grade class whose teacher let them watch the slasher movie "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey." Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.co…
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In which we discuss an Air BnB tenant from hell as well as a woman who very nearly died because of a watermelon seed stuck in her throat. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we …
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In which we talk about a man who was kidnapped by his own electric vehicle as well as a stealth fighter jet that went missing for over a day. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't)…
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In which we discuss Chevy Chase and recent comments he made on a podcast as well as tech millionaire Bryan Johnson and his pursuit of never dying. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or di…
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In which we talk about a man who attempted to cross the Atlantic Ocean while in an inflatable hamster wheel and a man who tried to sue a hospital for permitting him to watch his wife's C-Section. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2…
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In which we discuss the rumor of a NSYNC reunion as well as a COVID con job from a woman with an impressive rap sheet. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if yo…
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In which we talk about Dave Portnoy and his worst pizza review ever as well as a man who spent $15,000 to dress up as a dog. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it…
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In which we discuss a story about a woman who found an adult toy with a twist as well as a time capsule from 1828 found at West Point. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we wou…
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In which we discuss "crazy plane lady" and her apology and new claim to fame as well as a wine business that illegally aged their bottles in the ocean. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (…
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In which we discuss the increase of concertgoers throwing things on stage as well as possible people dressing up as sun bears in a Chinese zoo. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn'…
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In which Chris puts our podcast through Chat GPT to see if it can create a better podcast as well as a social media influencer that is not a real person. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode…
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In which we discuss the congressional hearing on alien lifeforms as well as Nigeria and their pursuit of Guinness world records. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would lov…
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In which we discuss everyone's favorite fast food purple mascot: Grimace, as well as a timeless tale of love at an airport with two senior citizens. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or …
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In which we discuss a new Beatles song as well as an influencer pilot. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share…
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In which we discuss Baby Gronk as well as a man who started his very own micronation: Slowjamastan. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review.…
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In which we discuss the new Apple Vision Pro as well as an influencer who faked a cancer diagnosis to gain followers. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you…
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In which we talk the force of nature that is Taylor Swift as well as a dead nun that will just not decompose. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us…
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