This week, Seth and Jacob contemplate how life would be different if they made different choices, read some very insane copypastas, and attempt to hijack a spelling bee with Seth singing songs from Wicked. Have fun!By PGPN

Today my good buddy Sam/Faseguy returns to the show! We discuss Magic the Gathering, stumping our D&D players with puzzles, and reattaching Jacob's foreskin! We miss you Jacob please come back, we won't mess with your foreskin.By PGPN

We return for another week of copypastas, movie reviews, life shenanigans, and a horror story reading! What lies in the depths of space? What would you do to save your marriage? What is Jacob talking about at the end? Why is Seth so reluctant to say it?By PGPN

Third boy alert! Seth and Jacob are joined by Seth’s good buddy Eric from college as the gang reads copy pastas, discusses music and world events and, perhaps to great comedic effect, learn how to operate the very expensive mixing board for live effects mid reading. It’s a hoot and a holler!By PGPN

Our king of cursed content returns! This week, the gang discusses Machine Girl, The Magic Flute, the ethics of M&M eugenics, Morbius, Monster Hunter, and a bunch more! Who’s ready for Morch Mungus?By PGPN

After a long hiatus, Seth and Jacob reconvene to catch up and discuss the last few months and talk about some things, but most importantly that Master Chief fucks.By PGPN

Welcome to 2022! Sorry for the delay, Jacob lost his teeth. He's ok now! This week we discuss Spider-Man: No Way Home, Moon Knight, Eternals, Arcane, BROCKHAMPTON breaking up, and much more! Good episode in my opinion, but maybe I'm biased.By PGPN

Happy almost new year! And happy second anniversary to us! Seth and Jacob discuss the last two years of the podcast, what the future may hold, and have enough tangents to make up a whole other episode! Come celebrate with us!By PGPN

Welcome to the Christmas special! Seth and Jacob weave an elaborate tale of a cryptobro who just wants to fuck Santa Clause. Trust me, it makes sense in the context of the episode. Merry Christmas!By PGPN

This week, Jacob and Seth return to the couch after a long hiatus and discuss what life has been like! They show gratitude, discuss their new Mac laptops, and Seth has to educate Jacob on the scam that is an NFT. Tons of fun!By PGPN

Surprise! We’re baaaaaaaack! Another unplanned hiatus put us behind, but we spend time saying what we’re thankful for, how this year kicked our asses, and plans for the future! We’re not entirely sure when we’re coming back full time, but at the very least know we’re working on it :)By PGPN

This week, Seth brings on fellow artists and Jackchat collaborators Mark Hollow and Newt to discuss their recent projects (Plain Stained Glass, Painted Stained Glass, and Neon Earth OM), how Jackchat and Jackie Scan brought them all together, embarrassing music stories, and a teaser for Seth's new album under the Corvus Christie artist name. You wo…

This week, Seth and Jacob discuss Marvel's What If?, talked about our upcoming Rocky Horror show at Six Flags, opened some vinyl records, and discussed rappers like Jack Harlow! Fun times all around!By PGPN

Albums! Jackchat! Tristan? Super Monkey Ball! Existentialism! This episode has it all folks, welcome back!By PGPN

Seth's drunk again! Seriously, don't do what I did. Anyway, we discuss The Melodic Blue by Baby Keem, Floss by Injury Reserve, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, and Seth debates whether or not he should drunkenly hire a graphic artist for his newest project. Fun times!By PGPN

This week, Seth and Jacob discuss the weirdness of Drake's lyrics on Certified Lover Boy, Seth shows off some neat Starfinder aliens, Jacob wishes for his favorite drug to return, and we delve deeper into AI Dungeon! (Full Disclosure, neither of us do cocaine)By PGPN

This week, Seth and Jacob attempt to have a somewhat serious conversation for about... 30 minutes? Then Seth gets bored and takes Jacob down the strangest rabbit hole he's been down on the show. Zombie clowns! Demons vs. Wizards! Sprinkles? CBT?By PGPN

This week, Seth and Jacob discuss taking gen ed classes, some of Seth's favorite Bandcamp artists, discussing the harsh state of the world and what's happening in Afghanistan (as if we're anywhere near qualified for it), and Jacob says the funniest thing Seth's heard in weeks. Good times! STREAM SETH'S NEW PROJECT INSOMNIUS ON BAND CAMP…

This week Jacob is back in Kirksville and we discuss all sorts of stuff! Covid affecting school, Rocky Horror, Copypastas, and the sequel book to Forest Gump!By PGPN

This week, we sat down with Andrew and Adam to talk about a plethora of topics! Seth's new album Cerebral Skew, favorite memories from high school, our recent gaming habits, and desperately avoiding talking about the CWC situation. Joy.By PGPN

This week we talk about beans, unions, edibles, a failed Eddie Murphy movie, Rocky Horror, and so much more! It’s a blast and a half!By PGPN

This week, Seth unloads religious trauma and discusses his time doing religious theatre, and Jacob sympathizes but is in his own little gator world. We also discuss why Fallout New Vegas is good!By PGPN

This week, Seth and Jacob answer some fan questions from our discord server! We discuss the Delta variant of COVID, the new Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl trailer, make Joba impressions, discuss the ethics of putting jelly on a hamburger, have military discourse, and so much more!By PGPN

This week, Jacob lost his ever loving mind and spent a good majority of the episode freaking out about alligators. We also talked a bit about Rocky Horror but honestly that got sidelined the minute gators got brought up. I'm thinking of sending him to rehab, I hope my boy is doing ok.By PGPN

This week, Jacob and Seth discuss attempting to get a new TV, the term "Podcast Prince", and the beauties of the Halo series! Stay tuned for a great time, and Remember Reach.By PGPN

Uh oh… the bottle got opened again! This time around, Jacob’s the one absolutely sloshed! Try and catch a semblance of what these two idiots are talking about!By PGPN

Much like The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, many of you were asking "Where Did You Go?". Hopefully we both answer those questions AND entertain you at the same time!By PGPN

This week, Jacob and Seth discuss Seth's (supposed) potential to rap, some favorite MCU moments, memories of Mass Effect, and putting our lord and savior Danny DeVito into every possible outlet of media!By PGPN

Seth and Jacob return this week to discuss all sorts of topics! Tractors? Jacob's shows he's in and sound designing! The word sheesh? The best album covers! Have fun!By PGPN

This week we have Seth and Kolin discussing ROADRUNNER, the newest album from BROCKHAMPTON! We go track by track and discuss our thoughts!By PGPN

We had enough room for a mini episode! This time, Seth and Kolin discuss The Snyder Cut of Justice League, as well as their thoughts on how to save the DC Cinematic Universe.By PGPN

This week we spend our time discussing Jacob's newest production at college After The Blast, Seth attempts to play Megalovania on an Otamatone, we dive deep into Seth's Starfinder setting, and we read one of Seth's old creative writing pieces from high school! Spoiler Alert: he sucks at writing.By PGPN

This week we celebrate the success of a recent charity stream, discuss the merits of fighting with knifes and discuss why Lil Nas is our lord and savior.By PGPN

This week, in the absence of Jacob, Seth has brought on his good buddy Sam (@faseguy) to discuss a wide variety of topics! D&D, Anime, Magic the Gathering, The Holy Prepuce... wait what was that last one?By PGPN

This week, Seth and Jacob meet in person for Jacob's spring break to discuss how their lives have been going, as well as play some fun improv games and attempt to relearn the alphabet... truly the brightest minds of our timeBy PGPN

This week, Seth goes a little too in depth about the comics he wants to read, the boys discuss rollercoasters and theme parks, and we promote a Charity Stream on March 9th!By PGPN

This week we mourn the loss of our beloved Daft Punk, discussed Wandavision for a bit, made fun of British speaking patterns, found out we had some special listeners around the world, and looked at the most horrible abominations known to man in Soulcalibur VI! RIP Daft Punk.By PGPN

In the event of our opening going missing, we summoned our good buddy Ghost to help us record a new intro and ask him some questions! Topics include voice acting, computers, relationships, asteroid mining, schools, and whether or not cereal is soup!By PGPN

This week we watch Jacob slowly descend into a realm where monkeys violate the Geneva Convention, Seth ends up remembering just how bad Jared Leto was in Suicide Squad, they both end up meeting THE JOKAH BAYBEEEEE, and end up browsing slime tutorials late at night. Definitely one of our,,, stranger episodes.…

This week we see Seth return to his childhood home and channel some of the old energy of PGPN. Topics this week include GameStonks and the boys at WSB, the crazy tall vampire lady from the new Resident Evil game, the problems with building a PC, and even eating a second banana!By PGPN

Jacob got a little too drunk to record a normal episode this week, so instead Seth grilled him with hypothetical questions for an hour and slowly watched him lose his mind! Topics include immortality, being in a pantheon, Ratatouille, Pepsi's Navy, a bank heist with a salty surprise, time stopping and more!…

As we return to academic life, we decided to discuss the more mundane aspects of our life like schoolwork and saving money. Jacob also rants about how he can't find a graphics card and Seth reads a few copypastas. Back to normal? Not quite.By PGPN

I want to preface this with WE RECORDED THIS EPISODE BEFORE EVERYTHING HAPPENING AT THE CAPITOL! So if we seem relaxed and not taking this seriously, this was recorded Tuesday night. Join us for discussion of what to look forward to in 2021 and how scarred 2020 left us! We also discuss the events in the YouTube space and how creators abuse their po…

Happy 50 Episodes, 1 Year Anniversary, and a bunch of other crazy shit this year brought us! Let's take a look back and see what you all thought over the last year, as well as what we thought were our best moments and what the future has in store for us! Time to put this shitty year to bed and say hello to 2021!…

What's better than your run of the mill Christmas special episode? How about a Pathfinder 2e romp in a rules lite world with crazy world bending Kombucha powers?! The Kombucha King is back to save his subjects from a ruined Christmas in this off the wall Christmas special. Also, PGPN AWARDS END DECEMBER 28TH GO GO GO!!!…

This one is kinda all over the place but in all honesty I forgot we recorded this episode. We reflect on the year, goof off, do improv games, discuss our plans for the remainder of the year, and other such tomfoolery. BTW VOTE IN THE PGPN AWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!By PGPN

With the discontinuation of Adobe Flash Player, we decided to take a moment and discuss our experiences growing up with the internet and our obsession with flash games! Also, THE PGPN AWARDS BEGIN NOW!!!!!!!!!! Voting is open for 2 weeks!!!!!!!!!By PGPN

We have returned from hiatus to discuss America's greatest pastime, the Splort of Blaseball! It's mostly just Seth rambling for an hour but you get the gist. Make merry with us!By PGPN

Jacob and Seth are back in the studio this week playing improv games! Movie trailers, one word at a time, scripted responses, you name it we got it! Content may or may not include a sick Seth, penguin screeches, lofi hip-hop beats to get pegged to, and more!By PGPN

As if this week couldn't get any more stressful, and now Seth has disappeared! Fear not though, for co host Jacob is here to answer questions, read copypastas, and remind everyone that they are all loved :)By PGPN