Pork Fried Dice is an actual-play Dungeons and Dragons podcast where we try to tell a compelling story, but have fun doing it. That is to say, we take the story seriously, but we don’t take ourselves too seriously. Our goal is to have a show where our listeners feel like they are at the table with us. We are a roleplay-heavy podcast, because we like character interaction, but we’re also a group of people that make crude jokes, anachronistic references, and godawful (or clever, if you’re into ...
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363: You Would Have to Share the Room With Laser
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Our community Discord! Our fan-run (thanks, Mark Jesson!) PFD wiki! Our merch store! Alternate Titles Out of Sight, Out of AnusBy Pork Fried Dice
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Our community Discord! Our fan-run (thanks, Mark Jesson!) PFD wiki! Our merch store! Alternate Titles The Episode Where We Didn’t Start Playing D&D Until 35 Minutes Passed (And That Was With Editing!) Let's Stop TALKING About D&D and Let's PLAY D&D We're Writing This Story Slower Than George R. R. Martin…
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Our community Discord! Our fan-run (thanks, Mark Jesson!) PFD wiki! Our merch store! Alternate Titles Squeeze One Out For Batthwack Classic Lean Hey Mister, This Boat's OccupiedBy Pork Fried Dice
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357: A Serpent in a Pierogi: THAT I Would Eat
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356: I'm Clearly Navigating a Proboscis
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355: There's No Escaping Mark Jesson
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Our community Discord! Our fan-run (thanks, Mark Jesson!) PFD wiki! Our merch store! Alternate Titles Lofted Brimmed Bone Shelf Job "Luggage" Doesn't Roll Off The Tongue Like Captain Clockface We Are Very Socially Inappropriate When Meeting New PeopleBy Pork Fried Dice
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354: I Have Bad Dreams and My Pee Smells Funny
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347: A Retroactive Terminal Illness
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346: The Death of Batthwack Medrach
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343: An Abandoned Outhouse in the Middle of Town
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341: King Batthwack Is Not an Extreme Couponer
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340: The Great Court Case of Haps v. Wiles
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338: He Shall Jump on a Trampoline in the Autumn Time
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337: The First Time Batthwack EVER Got It
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335: I Draw the Line at Beating up Funeral Participants
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330: I Don’t Want One of Your Hair Doughnuts
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329: Some Kind of Horrible Piano Accident
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328: The 78 Exotic Grasses of Beartoggle
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Our community Discord! Our charismatic PFD wiki! Our merch store! Alternate Titles Queef It Out My Mustard Camel Pack EXISTS!By Pork Fried Dice
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326: That's My Domain, Don't Wear it Out
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319: Sir, Your Horse Is Out of Tune
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317: 1,000 Mugs of Twig Tea on the Wall
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Our community Discord! Our action-packed PFD wiki! Our merch store! Alternate Title A Garbage Bag Full of SecretsBy Pork Fried Dice
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