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Miskatonic Shoreside Conservatory (AP) 8/8 - Love and Desperation
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Miskatonic Shoreside Conservatory's students face their final test. (Part 8) *Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App* https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Suicide, Cutting, Self-Harm, Body hor…
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Miskatonic Shoreside Conservatory (AP) 7/8 - The Tether
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Students are beginning to deteriorate under the weight of the program. (Part 7) *Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App* https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Body horror, Gore, Profanity, Viol…
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Miskatonic Shoreside Conservatory (AP) 6/8 - Legacy
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The students explore the Hall of Memories in the aftermath of their practices. (Part 6) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Gore, Harassment, Noncon…
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Miskatonic Shoreside Conservatory (AP) 5/8 - When We Needed Saving
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The new students are introduced to their personal performance studios. (Part 5) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Harm to children, Body horror, D…
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Miskatonic Shoreside Conservatory (AP) 4/8 - Whatever It Takes
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Students take part in the bonfire initiation before classes begin. (Part 4) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Suicide, Cutting, Self-Harm, Blood, …
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Miskatonic Shoreside Conservatory (AP) 3/8 - Seek the Highest Limit
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The newest students arrive at Miskatonic Shoreside Conservatory and take inventory of their living quarters. (Part 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARN…
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Miskatonic Shoreside Conservatory (AP) 2/8 - Rite of Passage
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Our three prodigies are ferried across the bay to the island home of the Miskatonic Shoreside Conservatory. (Part 2) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNI…
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Miskatonic Shoreside Conservatory (AP) 1/8 - Beyond Your Dreams
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Three promising artists arrive at the ferry terminal on their way to the prestigious Miskatonic Shoreside Conservatory. (Part 1) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. C…
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Our Lakeview visitors experience the resort in all of its glory. (Part 3 of 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Gore, Manipulation, Profanity, Vi…
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The visitors to Lakeview realize this resort is more uncanny than they originally thought. (Part 2 of 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Manipul…
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A group of travel influencers meet at a lakeside resort where everything seems off. (Part 1 of 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Manipulation, …
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The Lengian Job (AP) 6/6 - Mountains of Madness
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The team attempts to capture a baby mountain. (Part 6 of 6) Guest starring Zach and Luke from Pretending to be People **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARN…
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The team decides whether to interfere with the conflict they caused or find passage to the mountains. (Part 5 of 6) Guest starring Zach and Luke from Pretending to be People **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may co…
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The team finds themselves in a strange land inhabited by creatures the size of trucks or busses. (Part 4 of 6) Guest starring Zach and Luke from Pretending to be People **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain…
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Team Siblengs meets a potential new member for their journey to Leng. (Part 3 of 6) Guest starring Zach and Luke from Pretending to be People **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find …
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The "team" meets Dr. Surprise and embarks on their new mission. (Part 2 of 6) Guest starring Zach and Luke from Pretending to be People **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find distur…
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Four prospective members of The Athenaeum are given a mountain of a task. (Part 1 of 6) Guest starring Zach and Luke from Pretending to be People **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people f…
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Christmas Stalking (AP) 2/2 - Deck the Halls
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The sorority sisters learn the horrible truth about who is behind the prankish murders. (Part 2 of 2) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Alcohol Ab…
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Christmas Stalking (AP) 1/2 - Up on the Housetop
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Tensions boil for sorority sisters at their Christmas party. (Part 1 of 2) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Alcohol Abuse, Body Horror, Drug Use,…
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She Moves Backwards (AP) 4/4 - Fire in a Theater
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Our investigators realize their role in the private screening is more than they bargained for. (Part 4 of 4) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Bod…
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She Moves Backwards (AP) 3/4 - The Power of Cinema
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Our investigators partake in private screenings and castle exploration, some more willingly than others. (Part 3 of 4) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WAR…
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She Moves Backwards (AP) 2/4 - Gimghoul Castle
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Our investigators consider crashing a VIP party after the screenings. (Part 2 of 4) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Profanity Player Characters …
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She Moves Backwards (AP) 1/4 - Scream Fest
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Four attendees of the Southern Scream Fest have a brush with fame. (Part 1 of 4) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Profanity Player Characters Ros…
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The Waking Children (AP) 4/4 - The Woken Man
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Tensions mount at The Longdale House as our investigators are attacked on multiple fronts. Guest Keeper Harlan Guthrie. (Part 4 of 4) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbi…
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The Waking Children (AP) 3/4 - The Orphanage
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Our team of four heads to The Longdale House for answers. Guest Keeper Harlan Guthrie. (Part 3 of 4) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Profanity P…
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The Waking Children (AP) 2/4 - The Bookshop
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Four strangers have come together to solve a mystery. They investigate the family home and an apartment over the bookshop. Guest Keeper Harlan Guthrie. (Part 2 of 4) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain ma…
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The Waking Children (AP) 1/4 - The Morgue
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Four witnesses to a suicide in Arkham are pulled into a bizarre investigator. Guest Keeper Harlan Guthrie. (Part 1 of 4) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT W…
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Eclipse of the Heart (AP) 3/3 - Take On Me
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Our student investigators confront the source of what is ruining their prom. (Part 3 of 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Profanity, Sexual Har…
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The love bug that's struck prom isn't just weird, it's dangerous! Our student investigators seek help. (Part 2 of 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNI…
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Four members of the prom committee begin the best night of their lives, maybe. (Part 1 of 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Misogyny, Profanity…
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The investigators explore the dangerous world beyond the portal. (Part 3 of 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Gaslighting, Insects (centipedes)…
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The investigators stumble upon a discovery made by other scientists in the society. (Part 2 of 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Gaslighting, I…
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A society of pseudoscientists gathers to solve the mystery of a missing staff member. (Part 1 of 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Drugging, Ga…
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How deep does the mystery go within the cellars of Dr. Cave's surgery? (Part 3 of 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Gore, Human Experiments, In…
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Following the day's commotion, our three residents aim to learn move about Dr. Cave's rivalry with one of their fellows. (Part 2 of 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturb…
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Three residents of Blackshade home for women face a surprising and gruesome scene before breakfast. (Part 1 of 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS…
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Will our explorers survive or succumb to the asteroid or each other in this gripping Cosmic Dark finale? (Part 3 of 3) If you'd like to follow the progress of Cosmic Dark, follow author Graham Walmsley: https://grahamwalmsley.substack.com/ **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This s…
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Tensions mount as the crew embarks on a rescue mission in this episode of Cosmic Dark. (Part 2 of 3) If you'd like to follow the progress of Cosmic Dark, follow author Graham Walmsley: https://grahamwalmsley.substack.com/ **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suita…
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In Cosmic Dark, a brand new game from Graham Walmsley, our team of space workers experiences unsettling effects on the asteroid they are mining. (Part 1 of 3) If you'd like to follow the progress of Cosmic Dark, follow author Graham Walmsley: https://grahamwalmsley.substack.com/ **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/pu…
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The source of Shiloah's troubles reveals itself to the investigators, but will they have the power or will to stop it? (Part 4 of 4) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbin…
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The investigators seek answers in the shadows of the church. What, and who, will they find? (Part 3 of 4) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNINGS: Childr…
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Our group of spies may learn more about Dandy Jack if they are able to curb their insatiable appetites. (Part 2 of 4) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARN…
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Four members of George Washington's Culper Spy Ring investigate a mysterious arrival which leads them to a small town in the woods. (Part 1 of 4) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people f…
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Will the Carfax family successfully rescue everyone at the diner and outwit the Dead Light themselves? (Part 2 of 2) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing. CONTENT WARNI…
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The Carfax family sets out to visit their parents in Arkham when everything goes sideways in a blizzard near a small town gas station. (Part 1 of 2) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App** https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115 This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some peopl…
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The situation is dire inside the cabin as our surviving investigators try to find a way out. (Part 3 of 3) If you'd like to get a copy of the Murder Shack Call of Cthulhu scenario, back the Good Friends of Jackson Elias on Patreon at any level and then download issue 5b of The Blasphemous Tome. https://www.patreon.com/GoodfriendsofJacksonElias **Ad…
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Murder Shack (AP) 2/3 - What a Shack Wants
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Our trio of investigators plus Annie arrive at the shack. Is this the same cabin where their relatives were found dead? Unravel the mysteries of this shack in the woods, if you dare! (Part 2 of 3) If you'd like to get a copy of the Murder Shack Call of Cthulhu scenario, back the Good Friends of Jackson Elias on Patreon at any level and then downloa…
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In this riveting new Call of Cthulhu podcast, our investigators encounter a new member during a group therapy session. Is this young woman the key to their closure following the brutal acts inflicted upon their loved ones, or is she the harbinger of a fresh bout of unimaginable horror? Tune in to unravel the mystery. (Part 1 of 3) If you'd like to …
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In our climactic ending, the film crew grapples with their final assignment involving a double-decker bus in the heart of a bustling public square. Confronted with the critical choice between subverting their plan for the greater good or playing into the Minister's hand, which path will they choose? Come navigate the intrigue, fear, and deception o…
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Ministry of Fear (AP) 2/3 - Cinema Verite
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The investigators at Fathom Films carry on with their mandate from the Minister to revolutionize British Public Information Films. Will they be able to reconcile with the horrors they've created in pursuit of cinematic realism? Or will their resolve shatter under the weight of their creations? (Part 2 of 3) **Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast Ap…
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