Gross.

If you wanna join you gotta get fucked in. It's explained in way more depth in the manga.

"Yeesh. Like absolutely no judgement, you do you, like it's totally fine, you have a different body type than me anyway, so like nobody will notice. But seriously that's like soooo much food, I'm gonna puke looking at you—I mean it. Bradley's taking us all out on the boat tomorrow and I just want to look like so fucking skinny and like breakable, n…

To the town of Agua Fria Rode a stranger one fine DAN Hardly spoke to folks around him DAN't have too much to say No one DANed to ask his business No one DANed to make a slip The stranger there among them Had a big DAN on his DAN Big DAN on his DAN [Verse 2] It was early in the morning When he rode into the DAN He came riding from the south DAN Slo…

The show Beef is actually about their hands.

What's up Seans!? You're in for a treat, we got our first guest on the show this week. And look Smart to Memphis is sad, but you're gonna be fine Celtics fans. The trade was good. Everyone will be kneeling to Wembanyama soon anyway.

pregnant b*tch t*tt*es

But the very next day you served me with a restraining order, so I pissed in the bed of your husband's truck like a week ago...Yeah me and the boys are smoking cat nip again.

ANNOUNCER V/O: And on this week's episode, you know it, you love it, your favorite grass from the backyard, LAWN!!! WILLIAM TAFFYPENIS: Great to see again, Lawn. How long's it been? LAWN: More like, "how Lawn's it been?" CO-HOST #2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA CLINT EASTWOOD (mumbling): Fucking ******* grass. WILLIAM TAFFYPENIS: Charming as ever. But getting ri…

John gets turned into the authorities when his gf finds jockey porn on an external harddrive. I pitch a successful sandwich business. Bryan gets congested *wink*

I swear to god if I hear Dancing Queen one more time, I'm buying a wife from the Philippines and we're moving to a cabin in Montana. We will have separate bedrooms and there will be a significant language barrier neither of us attempt to overcome. So thanks. Thanks for that.

Full crew's back!!! Thought I posted this two days ago, but guess not. We also are releasing a videocast of this on our youtube channel when I find the name of the youtube channel and the password, so look out for that.

It's just me today. Sorry Seans, you're just going to have to bare with me. I wanted to try a solo ep. On the bright side, I think the audio is finally sorted out, within reason. Absolutely insane that it took me this long to get my shit together there. Maybe we'll do another ep with the full crew this week but I doubt it. I touch on a myriad of to…

No Bryan, no John—dicks dry as hell. Dan only wears balenciaga now, and I have entered the world of aquatic fashion.

Recorded this before Succession dropped, didn't even know about the karaoke.

I've chewed up about a third of a ream of printer paper and I was going to build a sculpture, but instead I put the chewed up paper wads in both of my ears by accident, and now I can only hear my thoughts. And it's like, you know how many loser nerds are going to have children named Jan Michael Vincent an Daenerys? Society is a cancer.…

Sean gets into the foil again *eye roll emoji* *eye roll emoji* *laughing shit* *different-sized-eyes ghost* *Italian man fucking a secretary*

Look me in the laces and tell me you love me.

Bryan pees again, some Uncle John backstory, Fast Food Deserted Island. And let me tell you something, if I have to listen to another podcast where Chris Herring spends three minutes of air time talking to argue both sides of a point equally, not form an opinion, then just agree with whatever Zach Lowe says, and then say, "that's what I was going t…

Bryan. John. Sean. Getting dick wet in Colorado. Me n Dan try speak good.

No John on this one, guy was too busy getting his dick wet in Orlando of all places. Yeesh. The boys talk about the homelessness issue, smart cars, and traditional Mongolian garb. Also we're watching the Bengals Cheifs game through this whole thing.

Dan was too busy getting his dick wet to join us on this one (rude, but also respect). There's way too much sex in Utah. That's all that state cares about: white on white sex. Absolutely disgutsting.

This episode is dogshit, but you should listen to it anyway. Take a trip around the islands.

This show is all about segments now. That's the bar. Hopefully the audio is actually good now. But don't worry we're getting there. Don't worry. Whatever you do don't look down. I mean don't worry.

Listenable audio people. That's the bar. The boys recap NYE, Some disappointing Dan Poop news, Quinton and Bryan complain about modern search engines, "And then we have the big dick, small dick, fat pussy."

Hello listeners, I forget what happens on this one. We're releasing these a week after we record because of mostly neglegence, and I just edited the New Years One, but posting this one now. Things are already a mess. I think I was upset about the Pats (v Raiders) on this? We barely beat the Dolphins who played half that game with a third string qua…

This is the next one.

Hellllooooo, welcome to the show. Listen to hosts Quinton (me), Dan, Bryan, and John talk about a few things. Bruh you have to listen until the 59th minute, that's when it gets good.By QQ *kissy face*